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Joined 05-15-09, id: 1935189, Profile Updated: 08-31-13
Author has written 35 stories for Paradise Kiss, Harry Potter, Itazura na Kiss, Rurouni Kenshin, Honey Hunt, Naruto, Mars, High School Debut, Codex Alera, Juliet Marillier, Bollywood, and Pacific Rim.

A college student. A fangirl. An obsessive collector of shiny earrings. Broke. Sleep-deprived. Have recently discovered that I can, indeed, walk around in six-inch heels, so I spend a lot of time ogling shoe store windows and wobbling around in sandals that could be used as stabity-stabity murder weapons. I also have four holes in each ear. (And, yes, getting holes poked in cartilage does hurt, you know. Really.)

Some updates for the three of you still hanging about here (I love you!):

1. An Aoshi/Misao fic is most definitely coming. I've plotted most of it out, worried ceaselessly over the action-y bits, and fretted over the sex, because how does one do it against a wall in Aoshi's aggressively monotone head? Am I even doing this right? I guess you all can decide that one. It's about 60% done, but it's coming.

2. Sano/Megumi one-shot where he's an earthy, greasy mechanic with hidden depths and she's working out what being a professional adult means to her. They kind of fall into friendship, then bed, and he goes down on her forever because those are the kind of stories I write I guess. Expect Sano's sibkids to feature because I love those two.

3. A Crassus-centric, uh, thing is coming? I've written over 60 pages for it, but I keep going back and reading books about the history of modern science (The Disappearing Spoon by Sam Kean is very good) because germ theory? I have to come up with timelines and scientific figures and a systematic way of positioning those discoveries such that they mirror our world roughly but also stay true to the idiosyncrasies of Alera? Needless to say, I'm having a blast, dealing with not only this kind of extrapolation, but also trying to respectfully depict Crassus handicap, and less respectfully depict his bemusement at the bevies of fair maidens littering his path. He just wants to read his damn reports, make it so the Icemen don't come boiling through the wall, and try in his dunderheaded way to win the attentions of a certain Romanic scholar who would rather scowl at bacteria than smile at him. Max, if course, is not helping. No ETA on this one just yet, but I'm working on it.

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to fuel your fame by irnan reviews
Dastan knows what happens to boys who catch the eye of a noble.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Dastan, King Sharaman - Complete
to see the world in a grain of sand by dress without sleeves reviews
Set immediately after the events of the movie. / "You should know that I have the keys to your sleeping chamber and that you are teaching me how to kill people," Tamina reminds him dryly. "So watch who you're calling cheater." Dastan/Tamina.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
p h a n t a s m a g o r i a by White Silver and Mercury reviews
It was on the morning of January 14, 1890, that his eye began to bleed. // Rated T for dark themes and vague sexuality. Sebastian/Ciel, experimentational.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Of Soggy Baskets and Battered Lilies by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
MinatoxKushina. He thought being Hokage would make everything easier. He was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
A Small Healing In Small Hands by DaybyDay reviews
The room is very Spock, if he were to be quite honest with himself, because even though his son has so obstinately gone against what the colony would consider to be truly Vulcan, he plays homage to his home planet; his home people, with pride.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Maybe by Feilyn reviews
Contrary to popular belief, James T. Kirk is not an idiot. He’s not a complete asshole, either, although that’s not what he sees on the faces of the bridge crew. He knows what this looks like. Jim's thoughts as he takes command of the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Light Cone by Becca Stareyes reviews
Spock Prime meditates on this strange new timeline that has such people in it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Spock Prime - Complete
Misadventures of a Boy Genius by nine miles to go reviews
Chekov centric. "They see him as a blank corkboard, and every day they tack little pieces of themselves on him, defining who he will become."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/11/2009 - P. Chekov
Through the Wall by nine miles to go reviews
When Kirk's brother pays an unexpected visit Spock discovers more about his captain's past than he bargained for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Press of Duty by Jedi Buttercup reviews
There were other things to be done before he let himself dwell on the lives consumed in the fires of Nero's insanity. Pike POV.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2009 - C. Pike - Complete
Ash Chrysanthemum by nehalenia reviews
Ichimaru Gin comes to visit Matsumoto Rangiku in her cell in Hueco Mundo. Gin/Rangiku. PG-13. Dystopic "Aizen won" scenario. Implication of character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Temptation by Aebhel reviews
There is a horrid similarity in this, but Peter is no longer the boy she faced across a battlefield. Movie-verse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jadis the White Witch, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Aubade by Lotos-Eater reviews
GaaHina. Reader request. "In a rare moment of awareness, it occurred to Gaara that death by sunburn wasn’t something a normal person would have on his mind while staring at his lover."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Of Malls and Minivans, TicTacs and Telephones by Expecting Rain reviews
Over the years, it doesn't get any easier. A look at the rest of Juno's life. Oneshot.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
In the Cellar by Generic Gen reviews
Ron's thoughts while Hermione was being tortured in the seventh book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Disarmed by Aebhel reviews
Edmund joins the fencing club.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Himura Kenshin's Day Off by Nekotsuki reviews
A collection of stories and scenes that you probably shouldn't waste time reading ... um ... I'm serious?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005
Brief Encounters by EstellaB reviews
Over the years, a rugby pitch and more than a few cups of tea help document the progression of a friendship.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Until The Stars Fall by PenCorp reviews
He would ghost her steps, until the stars fell from the sky. NejiHina. New title, with credit to Sunako No Ai, because I sincerely liked her idea much better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H.
Third Time's The Charm by SquirmyBug reviews
The first time it happened, he was surprised. The second time it happened, he was amused. The third time it happened, he was livid. RyoSaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Reverse by Veles reviews
Sometimes life happens just a little bit backwards.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Misplaced by Khrysalis reviews
Lesser love cannot lead to greater love unless the spirit is undimished by yielding its mysteries to the beloved.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Kaidan by Amaranth Adanae reviews
College student Kaoru Kamiya lives in a drafty apartment plagued with shadows...and disembodied whispers. Now the shadows are closing in, and the whispers are becoming more demanding... AU modern, KxK.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Ravyn reviews
Kenshin has finally decided to make a move on his cute neighbor, but is taken for a surprise when the tables are turned thanks to a dark closet and a dress stealing roommate. WAFF Alert. KK Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Hakuna Matata, Harry... by Grommetik reviews
A (small and irritating) collection of spoofs involving the Harry Potter characters. if you haven't watched the Lion King or the Little Mermaid, you won't get this. R/R...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001
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Grace of Hand and Thigh reviews
"[S]omething wild churns in him still, a dangerous edge to his moves, a wildness that has found an equal and willing match in her. She will meet him, thrust for thrust." Mako Mori/Raleigh Becket, post-movie. Not very spoiler-y.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Mako M., Raleigh B. - Complete
Venus Going Down, or Mars reviews
"Tell me, Aleran," Kitai says as she marches into Tavi's office with Derius hanging off one hip, "why I just had to eject a naked woman from your bed." -Moments, conversations, and raised eyebrows ranging from FoC to FLF and beyond.
Codex Alera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011
Babies and Bullets reviews
"They're already Kenshin-and-Kaoru in Misao's social vocabulary, and usually so pink with satisfaction it would be embarrassing if everyone didn't already know they were going to end up married someday." -In which Kaoru is pregnant, Aoshi is confused, and Kanryuu is very, very foolish. A Christmas fic two months too late. Kenshin/Kaoru, Aoshi/Misao. Rated for sex.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
The Monsters We Defy reviews
"He'll smile to himself years later when Calderon's true parentage comes to light: no wonder swearing fealty to Princeps Gaius Octavian had been as easy as breathing: he'd already done it in his heart years and years ago." -On Max. Spanning the length of the series and beyond. Ostensibly Max/Veradis but more accurately Max/Sudden Future Opportunities That Hadn't Existed Before.
Codex Alera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Complete
A Cataclysm That Heals reviews
Cymnea did not have what one might call a poetical disposition. -Cymnea, Zara, and years. Cyril pops in, too!
Codex Alera - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Beside the Point reviews
"I'll do it, so long as no one walks away with recorded evidence. I don't need this getting me fired if pictures end up on facebook, or worse—" she levels a glare at Misao—"on Okina's hard drive." -Kenshin, Kaoru, and wayward strippers. Modern AU. (Warning: they talk and talk and talk. Politics, poetry, and the occasional Dan Aykroyd movie. You have been warned.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,258 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kenshin, Kaoru
The Imagination's Tongue reviews
"Her name feels like sun on his lips." For Aiyaa. Why Surya found such difficulty using his words. Rated for language. Meenakshi/Surya.
Bollywood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
As the Universe Unravels reviews
"I'm a big believer in parameters." She knows she sounds smug. It's delicious. -How Misao got her self-respect back. Also featuring Aoshi and various Oniwabanshu. Part II of the "As the Universe..." series.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Misao, Aoshi - Complete
As the Universe Conspires reviews
Tension crackles across the school, and even Kaoru—oblivious, sporty, no-nonsense Kaoru—can feel it. -obligatory high school AU. Kaoru being a grump, various characters, and not nearly enough exposition.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Kaoru - Complete
Skin Like Green and Gold reviews
Wildwood Dancing. "Skin glows in the light of flickering candles. He puts his mouth to it, like he had wanted to for years and years, like he will never tire of doing for even more." -Dreams and waking, fantasy and reality. Costi/Jena.
Juliet Marillier - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Interim reviews
Perhaps he can move to embrace Antillus because he loves her like Max never can. It is a drop in the ocean of all that Crassus owes his brother, but—it's something. A beginning, maybe. -A family deals with change; friends kind of make up. Set after FLF.
Codex Alera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Veni, Vedi, Veni reviews
"It is a place for wayward ladies of the night," James said, "but nobody will be trying to kill us, which I really think is the deciding factor." -the Marauders, Death Eaters, and a brothel. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
To Call Myself Beloved reviews
Veradis takes one look at Antillar Maximus and his bewitching smile and thinks, "This man will break you in two." -Max, Veradis, and years. Set pre-Academ's Fury to post-First Lord's Fury. Rated for language and sexy times.
Codex Alera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Bludgeonings of Chance reviews
Swimming to consciousness is a depressingly familiar sensation. -Max after the mess at Mastings. Spoilers for Captain's Fury. Rated for Max's potty mouth.
Codex Alera - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Stupid With Sentiment reviews
A father should know why his son saw fit to run for a legion not his own when the time came for that boy to become a man on the edge of a gladius. -Max and his father in the aftermath. Spoilers through First Lord's Fury.
Codex Alera - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Still I Rise reviews
#26 -- color: She sits huddled in on herself, looking washed out in grays and purples in the colorless predawn light. Primarily NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Midnight to the Moon is Sleep to the Beloved reviews
He wants to pepper her face and neck and shoulders with kisses, light as butterflies. He wants to curl his hand snugly around her waist and breathe her in. He wants, more and more. -Yoh, Haruna, and fluff. T for Yoh, who genteelly pervs in secret.
High School Debut - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Smoke and Ink reviews
One would spot the other from afar, and react in a manner more suited to a situation in which one was being charged by a particularly hungry bear, and positively flee in the other direction. --Hanabi, Hinata, Neji, and books. NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Fathers reviews
Naruto has had many fathers over the years. --Naruto on the father-figures in his life. Not particularly happy. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Of Bondage and Foreign Actors reviews
Minato, for the umpteenth time since meeting and falling disastrously and hopelessly in love with Uzumaki Kushina, realizes that he Just Doesn’t Get It. --Kushina watches True Blood, and likes it. Rated for themes and implications. MinaKushi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
No Nonsense Coffee reviews
Stop drinking," she writes, as she curls up on her bed. "Keep in mind that excessive consumption of alcohol will result in cirrhosis, neural damage, and will, heaven forbid, turn me into Shishou." --Sakura after 'Improper'. Sakura/Sai, Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Improper reviews
Hinata was eighteen, squeamish, and clad in nothing but a black minidress, red satin pumps and the shreds of her dignity. --A nightclub, a margarita, and a push-up bra. NejiHina. EDIT: Rating upped because there is more groping, as groping is always fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Distinct Discomfort reviews
Itachi didn’t know whether to curse or bless the DNA that had given him the second-best Sharingan in the Uchiha clan and the photographic memory that came with it. Because, really, hot damn. --Why Sasuke is such a bully in 'Of Marriage and Diplomacy'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Itachi U., Kushina U. - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Windows and Buttons reviews
She still paints him, though, as lovingly as she would if she were caressing his skin. --Kira, on herself, Rei, and nightmares.
Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Kira A., Rei K. - Complete
Here is Love, Here is Madness reviews
She faces his madness alongside him, unflinching, watches him slay his demons and holds whatever tatters are left of him in the aftermath like he’s actually worth a damn. --Glimpses into Rei's head. Rei/Kira, like duh.
Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Rei K., Kira A. - Complete
Of Problems and Concussions reviews
Uzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Of Marriage and Diplomacy reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Of Lilacs and Ninja reviews
She still smells like lilacs, though, and something you can’t exactly name—something musky and inviting and frightening all at once. --Minato, Kushina, and meetings over the years. Spoilers for, uh, the identities of Naruto's parents, I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Riddle reviews
It’s a bit stupid, he thinks—she’s transparent as glass and opaque as cement. A riddle topped with that mop of silk-fine hair and sprinkled in blushes that start from the very tips of her ears. --Haruka, on Yura, Q-ta, and show-biz. Kind of.
Honey Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Passing Through reviews
If anyone were to ask Chizuru when she had fallen in love with him, she would not be able to answer. --Raikoji Chizuru, from a short prequel story in Vol. 1 of the VIZ publication. Slightly creepy infatuation, but with Kenshin, well, what did you expect?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kenshin - Complete
Mutability reviews
Life would indeed be quieter without her around, but he perversely finds the silence sickeningly deafening. --Naoki, and twenty-five things about him. Rated for a brief mention of sex and some coarse language. Spoilers through the end of the series.
Itazura na Kiss - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Eternity reviews
He will come, as will they all, and then, there will be eternity. --A very dead James contemplates life, death, family, and the breakage of heavenly noses. Rated for, like, one bad word, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - James P. - Complete
Easy reviews
As far as love goes, theirs has been easy. Yukari/Hiroyuki, Yukari/George. Rated for mentions of sex and some coarse language.
Paradise Kiss - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Yukari, Hiroyuki - Complete