jlister 1997
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Joined 05-15-09, id: 1935290, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 2 stories for Vampires, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Hi, I'm jlister 1997.

Just had a major clean up of my profile since I wrote it when I was about eleven and it was full of over-excited crap, so hopefully it makes a bit more sense now.

I suppose you want to know a bit about me...

Books: I like; H.I.V.E., Maximum Ride, Deathnote and the Gone series.
Movies: 1) District 9, 2) The Avengers, 3) V for Vendetta, 4) The Hunger Games, 5) I am Legend
Music: Muse, Paramore, Your Favourite Martian
Games: Skyrim on PC is my current favourite. I WISH I had an X-box but I don't. *frowns*
Youtubers: RayWilliamJohnson, PewDiePie, collegehumour, Jenna Marbles, fahrlight (a really dedicated Loki cosplayer :D), danisnotonfire, theslowmoguys, YourFavouriteMartian.

A dedicated internetter I recently discovered Tumblr. If you really want to then you can follow me there; my name is the same and my blog is called "Diebstahl" (german for 'thief' because there is no original content on there whatsoever XD).

As a writer I specialise in impractically long story ideas which I then lose the will to write half way through. "Alice's Grand-daughter" is the only fanfiction I have ever seen through to completion. I currently have a District 9 and an Avengers fanfiction in the workings, but I'm too scared to get a beta involved at this stage in case I cop out again and really disappoint them. I am, however, proud of my spelling and grammar. I can't stand people who blatantly mis-spell words the entire way though. Don't you own a spellchecker? I thought it came with the software?

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All I need is Pixie Dust by littlemisshaleybug reviews
Countless people have been hurt by Gamzee Makara, in many different ways. Tavros Nitram acts as a guide to show not only how Gamzee affected the lives of their friends, but also how Gamzee affected his life as well. Watch as Characters grow and develop when the bane of everyone's existence returns to town with only an emotionally crippled young man to prove how much he has changed.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Tavros N., Gamzee M.] Vriska S., Aradia M.
Silent Whispers by AlphonseLuverNumber1 reviews
Gamzee Makara always had a small family. Of course, this never bothered him. Not until the day his small family got even smaller. (Humanstuck. Fun with ghosts! VERY sensitive subjects, all warnings inside. Rated M for strong language and triggering topics. Featuring Meuloz, Solradia, and later GamTav.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Aradia M., Sollux C.] Gamzee M., Kurloz M.
Blackeyed by xChrononautx reviews
When the circus comes to visit Newark city, Sollux is made to take his older brother Mituna out to see the Dark Carnival. However, the Captors get more than they bargained for when Mituna goes missing after the show. Makaras x Captors. Mature rating for: Drug use, domestic violence, murder and smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Gamzee M., Sollux C., Mituna C., Kurloz M.
10 years, 120 months, 520 weeks, 3650 days by AlphonseLuverNumber1 reviews
Your name is Tavros Nitram. You're twenty four years old, you stand just short of five foot eleven, you drink your coffee black, and the love of your life has been locked up in the state penitentiary for the past ten years. ((Humanstuck, PB&J angst, one-shot, warnings inside))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Tavros N., Gamzee M.] - Complete
Key to Merwe by BlueBastard reviews
Wikus van de Merwe had believed the Prawn didn't understand the concept of property or ownership. As he looked with trepidation into the Prawn's eyes, he realized he was wrong. M/M slash, xeno Christopher/Wikus
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,996 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Call Me Kitten by Ambereyedwolfchild reviews
Everytime they fought Jim would make empty threats, he'd glare at Sebastian and tell him that he was off to find somebody better. It turns out the threats weren't as empty as they seemed. A video file and a misplaced bullet can change everything in a heartbeat. For Days 23 and 24 of my 30 Day OTP Challenge: Arguing and Making Up Afterwards. BLIND!SEB.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Little Talks by Evanna Adams reviews
Dean and Castiel are in a situation where they have to pretend to be a gay couple. Will it really be as horrible as Dean paints it out to be?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Behind A Beast's Eyes: Human Bowser and ect by KitCatesby reviews
The love between Mario and Peach is dead. He avoids her, he doesn't show up for dates... he's left her broken. Kidnapped again by Bowser, Peach stays in hope of making Mario love her again. But she ends up caring for someone else. Bowser is human ect.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Bowser, Peach
Lost Boys by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Shell Shocked by NotSoSilentWallflower reviews
Following Reichenbach, John decides to return to therapy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Momentum by fairytalevillain reviews
Loki appears in Tony's room one night and starts a chain of events that may or may not mean Tony falls for the one person he probably isn't meant to.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,043 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You'll Soon Be AGrowing Up Strong by ConeycatJr reviews
For a norsekink prompt requesting Sleipnir as a wobbly foal. This goes a little farther and includes mare!Loki in the role of mama.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Ouroboros by Ember Nickel reviews
In Parseltongue, there is no word for "end." Written from a Ten Names Game prompt and a lot creepier than my normal fare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Salazar S., Luna L. - Complete
Atmosphere by pixie blue reviews
The life of a hero can be very stressful, which Megamind only fully grasps after he's taken the job. What at first seems to be a lack of sleep due to said stress, later develops into severe illness that puts the blue hero out of action. Megamind/Roxanne.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
A Raven and a Writing Desk by Marvelous.Mirana.of.Marmoreal reviews
Mirana is a sweet but sickly little girl. Tarrant is the Royal Hatter's son and apprentice. What could they possibly have in common? Well, much more than they thought.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
A Bird in a Cage by SokkaxToph reviews
RATED T JUST IN CASE! I'm bad at summaries but... Anna Bird is Kims eldest grandaughter, and she grew up marvelling at the story of snow, and Edward. An unexpected trip to The Mansion on Halloween, and Anna begins to believe in fairy tales...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Decode by fyd818 reviews
There's more magic in Underland than any of them could have anticipated, and decoding the past might be the only way to salvage their future. AlicexHatter .:On Permanent Hiatus:.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,721 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Beautifully Broken by topsell reviews
Wikus is quickly found by the government and forced into captivity. When Christopher returns in 3 years, he returns to the shell of the man he left. Can injuries be fixed or will Christopher have to take the broken soul with him? Chris/Wikus Updated WIP
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M.
Hold Me by maternalluv20 reviews
PLEASE READ! Edward and Kim find comfort in each other's arms...but Edward soon finds himself being more of a comfort to Kim than he realizes. Contains a lot of love and fluffy-snuggle time lol. I basically extended the scene where Edward holds Kim.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Fairfarren by fyd818 reviews
Alice had never really realized that the word "Fairfarren" was meant to be a final goodbye… AlicexHatter angst!fic
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Sometimes by v2point0 reviews
Pre-movie. It's easy to be hopeless in District 9, and it's easier to forget miracles exist.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Christopher J., Oliver J. - Complete
Outlaws2006 by moon-majik reviews
Important notice my profile! Moving this story to rating T. Robin and his gang of outlaws, plus Guy of Gisnborne and the Sheriff, get swept 800 years into the future, to the year 2006, into the ladies bathroom of a Starbucks Coffee House.
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 172,627 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006
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Alices GrandDaughter reviews
A young girl's grandmother dies, and all that she is left with is a note with a map. This leads her on a magical journey to a land that she was never aware existed, on a search for the truth, and a long-lost relation...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Vampire Story reviews
this story is based on a dream I had on 18/5/09, I was going to have lauren turn into a skeleton in the moonlight but then I realised that was an idiotic idea and too much like pirates of the carribian. I hope you enjoy the story.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009