Author has written 10 stories for Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Trickster series, Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hey! I'm Emma, and that's pretty much all I'm going to tell you. Feel free to PM me about anything and I do beta so you can check out my beta page there. I've read more books than those ones that are listed, so ask me if it's not there. I also love to hear what you think of my stories, If you want me to read a book/fanfiction (even if it is yours) or whatever.
I have read all of tamora pierce's tortall legends and am waiting impatiently for the third Beka Cooper book. I have also read all of the Harry Potter books, Percy Jackson and the Olypians series (did you know that they are making a movie of it in 2010 and pierce bronson( or however you spell his name) is chiron and the octavious/octavian i forget which from night at the museum is hades??)the princess diaries series, I am also interested in King Henry 8th era stories and i have recently read a book from Ophelia's POV of 'Hamlet' and am TRYING (keyword: trying) to read hamlet but it is very confusing even in modern english version, I have recently read A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, and The Sweet Far Thing (the Gemma Doyle Trilogy).I absolutely love comments and therefore love all of the people who give me comments. Though i love the people who give me good comments rather than those who give me bad. LOVES YOU - Emma
Oh, just to explain, the couples on my profile picture are (from left corner, clockwise): Daine/Numair, Alanna/George, Kel/Dom, Aly/Nawat, and...Beka/Rosto (they are arguing if you can't read it. I found it amusing and well drawn and so it's my new profile picture...for now.
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1.Daine Sarrasri/Salmalin (depending on when in timeee...)
2. Nawat Crow
3. Numair Salmalin
4. Alanna of Trebond and/or Olau and/or Pirate's Swoop
6. Jonathan of Conte
7. Domitan of Masbolle
8. Nealan of Queenscove
9. Alianne (Crow) of Pirate's Swoop (again depending on time)
10. Raoul of Goldenlake and/or Malorie's Peak
11. Keladry of Mindelan
12. Buri (ok, I cannot spell her last name and I'm not even going to try)
Have you ever read a 10/5 fic before?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOO and seriously do NOT want to.
What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Whoa, Whoa. Are there Jon/Daine fics out there. I don't know, their spouses would get really mad. unless its when Daine first comes to Tortall. Oooohhh Thayet in a rage. Interesting. Have sudden urge to write story where Jon gets Daine pregnant...
Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Yeah, hellloooooo, MINE! and that one when Nawat comes home that is inappropriate and I forget what its called.
Would 2 and 7 make a good couple?
WTF!? Nooooooo, the thought never crossed my mind. Not one to write strange fics like that, not that i have any prob w/ homosexuals. Just usually stick to canon pairings.
4/8 or 4/9?
Alanna/Neal or Alanna/Alianne. Just going to go with Neal because he is not her daughter and it is therefore much more realistic...
What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?
What would happen if Dom discovered Numair and Neal in a secret relationship? Would probably make fun of Neal. Also be sorta scared of Numair? I dunno
Make a summary of AT LEAST 20 words about a 2/6 fic.
Nawat comes to Tortall with Aly during her pregnancy. He falls in love with the devestatingly handsome king. Leaves Aly to fend for herself and her triplets for Jon. Aly and Thayet plan revenge.
Is there such thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?
First of all, is there any other type of fluff but romance? Anyway, Alanna/Raoul. Will go search. Please wait momentarily. Yup, there is. Three of them. Search "Alanna Raoul Fluff" to see them. Def. want to read them now...
Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.
"A sympathetic ear." Has something to do w/ Daine being upset and George's ear collection...want to write this, too...
What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?
Something where Numair is lovers w/ Daine, falls in love with Kel when teaching her in first test. Eventually comes to senses or something...do NOT want to write this...ok, well, maybe I do, but still...
Would 1 want to sleep with 12?
I sarden well hope not! Would be v. awkward.
If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Nawat/Numair/Jon...DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WISH TO HAVE YOUR MIND CORRUPTED AND NEVER READ ANYTHING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE OR ANYONE WHO KNOWS THEM OR IS AFFILIATED WITH THEM!
What pick up line might 8 use on 5?
Neal would not try to pick up George. End of story.
Challenge: Write a drabble (What is a drabble fic?) fic for 10/8.
No. Raoul/Neal? Nonononononononono!
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
What would happen if Dom walked in on Nawat and Buri having sex? Honestly, I have no idea whatsoever.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
Would not write this. If forced, um, would it count if I had Alanna set Numair and Daine up? Seriously want to write a oneshot/twoshot about that...This is giving me lots of ideas.
Does anyone you know read 7 slash?
Erm, not that I know of. Dom is almost always paired w/ Kel soooo...
Does anyone you know write or draw 11?
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four .One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Daine and Aly are in a happy relationship until Aly suddenly runs off with Alanna. Daine, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kel and a breif unhappy affair with Buri, then follows the wise advice of George and finds true love with Nawat. "Aly and Daine and what this leads to." Is anyone else scared to sleep tonight because they fear to dream of this?
What would you say if 7/8 was a canon?
"Have totally given up on reading alltogether and therefore shall never read again because Neal/Dom is a canon."
Hope you enjoyed this. I certianly have lots of ideas now...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm AGNOSTIC so I MUST think everyone else believes in the wrong thing
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (yeah, anyone ever heard on a uniform!? It's not my fault!)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (am very pale, though...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
So now you know a bit more about me, if you actually bothered to read that...