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Joined 05-15-09, id: 1936036, Profile Updated: 01-18-15
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Agent Carter.

LISALOVESCURRY'S PROFILE

Hello. Good day. Happy to see you. :)

I have a new deviantart page! You can check it out here:

WARNING: SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION AHEAD!

I wrote a book. It's called "How I Almost Killed All My Brothers and Sisters," and I'd love it if you could check it out! If you'd like to read it, you can purchase it here:

Thanks for reading and talk to you soon!

Lisa :)

P.S. Thanks so much to Mackenzie L. for making an awesome banner for "Eternity"!!! You can see it here.

And here is her equally excellent banner for "Stregoni Benefici, Unico"!

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Have a Drink, Sweetheart by Ellana-san reviews
Collection of tumblr hayffie prompts that I was asked for. You can leave me one at ellanainthetardis
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 326 - Words: 641,044 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
A Bureaucratic Nightmare by memorysdaughter reviews
Skye discovers there's yet another downside to having earthquake powers. One-shot.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15 - P. Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Swing It Low by Shudder Shock reviews
Based on events from the episode, 'Harley and Ivy'. Kicked out by the Joker, Harley finds a friend, and possibly more, in Poison Ivy. (Explicit content throughout.)
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,225 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harley Q., Pamela I.
In Starlight by Blood Trillium reviews
Kili and Tauriel have been bugging me to write something more serious about them, so here it is. Tauriel lets Kili out of the cells for some nighttime conversation and more. Then we follow the movie for a while- more or less. Chapter 7- Dwarves customs are explained, and there is some breaking up and some making up. Chapter 8- back to smutty sweet fluff, mostly.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Kili, Tauriel - Complete
Hands by StarcrossedJedis reviews
Kili loved every last little thing about Tauriel. But most of all the loved her hands...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Kili, Tauriel - Complete
Just Following Orders by forloveofliz reviews
Steve goes to check on Tony and Bruce. He doesn't know what he's gotten himself into...WARNING! Rated M for SMUT and SLASH and robotic involvement JARVIS/Steve Rogers Tony Stark/ Bruce Banner Tony Stark/Steve Rogers/ Bruce Banner STARKSPANGLEDBANNER YAY
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis
Bruce Gets Around by Caerix reviews
These are prompt fills from my Bruce Banner RP account on Tumblr, ranging from sweet fluff to dirty, dirty smut (and sometimes both at once). Bruce gets paired with Tony, Steve, and Jarvis (android form) and any combination thereof. Enter at your own risk. Info on each drabble can be found at the top of each chapter: includes kinks, appropriate warnings, and pairing(s)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis
The Woman by CrazyAngel777 reviews
How Sherlock loses his virginity. Takes place after The Scandal and Baskerville, but before Reichenbach. Sherlock/Irene Adler. I have no problem with Johnlock (I think it's actually very cute), but I also ADORE Irene Adler. Think of it this way- if Sherlock's straight, then we fangirls still have a fighting chance, if only in fiction. :-) MATURE CONTENT
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Stony Kinks by CapIron reviews
Everyone has kinks. Steve and Tony just have.. a lot of them. Oneshots for each kink. Requests welcome. Most will have sex, some will not. Rated M for slash, sex, language, various other things.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Origins: Carlisle Cullen by fictionreader27 reviews
Starting when Carlisle is 18 this story goes on to tell how he bacame a vampire and the experences he had. It tell's of the friends and enemies he made up until he found and changed the other Cullen's. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,867 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Carlisle
Because He Needs It by charis2770 reviews
This series will explore Pepper and Tony's journey through self-discovery and the interesting approach she takes to helping him deal with his inner demons. Hilarity will ensue. Expect smut, and BDSM themes. Don't read if that's not your thing
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
The Black Widow and the Monster by Peacockwonders reviews
A super assassin finds herself meeting an unlikely friend in the mysterious man named Bruce Banner. In their efforts to save the earth, something more just might happen...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Impossible Dreams and Twilight Shadows by npeg reviews
It's 3am, and Steve Rogers is dreaming. Or so Tony tells him. One-shot slashy drabble, nothing too explicit!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You and I, Our Saving Grace by serenelystrange reviews
Tony really needs to sleep. Bruce tells him so. Feelings happen. Told largely from Bruce's mindset. I'm actually kind of happy with this one, so any feedback would mean a lot. Thank you!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It's Still Cold in Alaska by nyssa123 reviews
There's something about the skin of Natasha Romanov's back that throws his thoughts to a place that feels a thousand years away.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
then torn apart by Mira-Jade reviews
"It's just a bruise." It was nothing that couldn't heal. Natasha/Bruce, Post-Avengers
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Anthony and Virginia by Initial A reviews
Pepper has just a few things to say to Tony for that whole saving-the-world stunt he pulled.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hey, Pep by Shipperwolf reviews
It wasn't too late to tell her all of those important things. It wasn't too late, if she'd just pick up the damn phone. T/P, spoiler warning.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Moments by MagneticMischief reviews
Bruce / Natasha fluff. Their secret love was measured not in passion, not in kisses, not in lust, but in moments. Post-movie. R / R!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Fetish by Dr. Blind reviews
They each have a night to satisfy all of their fetishes without fear of judgement. Pure, unadulterated smut. Enjoy. Malec. Lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Anything But trivial by Kh2os reviews
Takes place in CoFA, Magnus proves to Alec he is anything but tivial. Pwp, slash, full warning inside
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Cullen Chronicles by TwilightAlison reviews
A series of one-shots involving the Cullens, told from multiple POVs. Mostly pre-Twilight. All loyal to canon. Some will be short, some will be long, some will be multi-parters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Drunk by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec is drunk, horny, and wants only one thing: Magnus. Two-Shot. Rated M for lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Delicious by AristaWebb reviews
"Do you want to go further?" It wasn't a nicety. He could see the smirk playing at his lovers mouth, the taunt in the drawl as if Magnus had seen his thoughts, knew of his nights, his dreams. Malec One-shot Pure un-adulterated smut
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,666 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
It's not exactly a honeymoon by faithful muse reviews
Pre-CoFA. Alec and Magnus take a little vacation.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Heist by chachacharlie reviews
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy pull off a heist soon after they meet. Harley wants to know if she 'done good'. Rated M for a reason. :P
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Relief by Write.My.Dreams reviews
Sequel to Frustrated but can be read alone. Malec Lemon! Having Alec over for the night turns into being something much more than what Magnus had planned. And he's gotta admit, it's about time he's finally getting some relief. Summary's crap I know.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Damages I: Shock (Carlisle) by Mir Queen reviews
In repairing the damages done to the Cullen family after New Moon, Bella reveals the depths of her complex personality and generous heart. -Part 1/8 **canon pairings** -Check out the sequel: Damages II: Resentment (Rosalie)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,368 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Night She Brought Me to Life by x-Blueberry-Muffin-x reviews
Edward and Esme both died in Volterra and one night Carlisle finds Bella in the woods and tries to help her overcome her grief. But is disaster waiting just around the corner? Please do give it a go if you're a Carlisle fan. IN-PROGRESS. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,262 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Just the Way You Are by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
Carlisle hears a popular Bruno Mars song for the first time and feels like it is written for his wife. He comes home to find Esme cleaning the kitchen and sweeps her away to an island...no, not that island. Best One-Shot Avant Garde Award Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Tonight's The Night by C.Queen reviews
The night after the battle Alec comes to Magnus's room to finally show the warlock just how much he loves him. Unfortunately the fates are feeling more humorous than kind. This is going to be even harder than Alec originally thought.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Last Moments Before Forever by TwilightAlison reviews
We know that Carlisle was turned into a vampire during a vampire raiding party gone bad. What exactly happened? Entry for Twilight Novel Novice's One Fine Summer day challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
What I want by loboscuro reviews
A Bella/Carlisle romance. Set just after the Cullens leave in New Moon, except in this story Carlisle stayed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Ten Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Three Breaths by Ssparkle2 reviews
The only Cullen to experience childbirth is Esme...and that ended in tragedy. How does she cope with her memories when Renesmee joins their family? Events take place during Breaking Dawn whilst Bella counts Edwards breaths. Rated M for some mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
ANYTIME by addictedtotwilight79 reviews
One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest presented by Kikiwhore. Esme's birthday is coming up, and her present leads to a night she never expected. LEMON ExCxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
A Place To Belong by Person4 reviews
It's been three days since Spike took off, and Faye wants to hold on to what she has left.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Faye V., Jet B. - Complete
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Daylight reviews
The sequel to "Nightlight" (though you can enjoy this story on its own), Tony and Pepper finally get some time to themselves after the events at Stark Expo. Rated M for lemons. :)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Get It While You Can reviews
What will happen to the Guardians of the Galaxy after the battle with Ronan? Can they survive together, make a few units, and avoid enemies from the past coming back to haunt them? If you're searching for adventure, romance, and fluff starring our favorite bunch of a-holes, look no further.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,044 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/7
Love and the Man of Iron reviews
After being held captive in Afghanistan, Tony Stark's life changed forever. But along the way to becoming Iron Man, Tony also found his assistant, Pepper Potts, becoming something more than simply an employee or a friend. A romance set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,400 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Housemates reviews
It's Peggy and Angie's first night in the house that Howard loaned them. But why is it so hard to fall asleep?
Agent Carter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26 - P. Carter, Angie M. - Complete
Stregoni Benefici, Unico reviews
A companion to "Eternity," this series of stories will focus on episodes from Carlisle's life before he found and changed the other Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,052 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Carlisle
Eternity reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4091 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Science Projects reviews
Tony contemplates the arc reactor, his friendship with Bruce, and their shared status as unique human science projects.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Nightlight reviews
Tony and Pepper's first night together was more about sleep than anything else. Also, it left Pepper eager to tease her favorite superhero about doubling as a nightlight. This story's just a sweet bit of fluff, but I may write a more detailed sequel...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
You and I reviews
A series of stories focusing on Magnus and Alec both their romance and their individual experiences during "The Mortal Instruments" series , this fic is rated M for eventual lemons. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Honeymoon reviews
Carlisle and Esme's wedding night-there are so many versions of this particular episode in Cullen history that I love that I thought I'd try my own...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
I'm Always In Love reviews
Here's a story about how Carlisle and Esme met and fell in love-summer's the perfect time for fluff...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,153 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete