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No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service
by TwiHard24 reviews
This is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Embry
by Daniela Sofi reviews
After the shooting at Forks high school, Shayne's parents made their descion to move to NY final. She wants nothing to do NY, but when a her and a misterious girl named Renesmee become good friends, her family is starting to get Shayne REALLY suspicious.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,342 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
La Push Me Off A Cliff
by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
She's the one reviews
This could be the 1st imprint in history to go wrong..the girl not loving back. Embry imprints on a Aubrey. She doesn't EASILY believe in love like every girl does, but can she put that POV aside to allow herself to fall into arms that will catch her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Embry