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My name is Val and I'm a Mexican and Spanish descendant anyways I'm 20 and I have given my heart and feels to so many fandoms mostly Supernatural and Harry Potter. I have hazel-brown eyes and dark-brown hair, I'm 5'3 going on 5'4, I can't tan for nothing(even though I pray that I do every night.), and I love haters(they make me famous).

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with TDI), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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I saw this on yuuli's profile and thought it was hilarious!!XD

What happens when men fall asleep in church:

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

This is for all of you who love a good laugh!!:

1. A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,

"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son,

"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,

"All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

2. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

3. On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be
asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny.

"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today.

Q.O.D(Quote of the Day):

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

- unknown

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile(Uh...yeah...My mom has put a restraining order on me when it comes to reading. She told me that she would rather see me watch TV than read!! Did I listen to her? 'Course not. I hate TV!)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.(I'm a trivia nerd, I used to watch alittle bit of T.V and movies.)

Life without my mom wouldn't be like this:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

4. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

14.My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. You have to do it if you mean it otherwise karma'd bite you in the ass someday and then kill you very slowly.

This is soooo cutteee

A girl told her
Your eyes are just
so beautiful...!!!

Boyfriend replied:
They look beautiful
only because you see ur self in them..
Like if you Like "

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Restoration by Elise de Sallier reviews
Resigned to her lonely fate, Bella risks her life to rescue a man left for dead by enemy soldiers. Edward turns out to be a little more than she bargained for, his presence awakening dangerous desires and inspiring dreams that could change her life—and the course of a Kingdom—forever. Loosely inspired by Cinderella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,477 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Manor by Bumblebee27 reviews
Bella is hired as a maid at the Cullen manor, home to the feisty heir to the Duke of Cullen. What will happen when the womanizing nobleman becomes interested in Bella? Will her courtship with Jacob be able to ward off Edward's intentions? AH, set in England in the 1700s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,866 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Just Right For Me by archy12 reviews
Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 96,360 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing for Keeps by mamasutra reviews
Edward Cullen had a great life or so he thought until his on again, off again girlfriend left him because of his lack of commitment and general lack of funds. His solution is simple to win her back, but in doing so he sent on a wild goose chase with a girl that just may be everything he needs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 96,723 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage and other Catastrophes by Angel-Miyu reviews
Bella Swan thought she'd escaped the life of the high society, but her family forced her to marry Edward Cullen, heir to the most prestigious family in North America. But Bella won't give up. She'll fight for her happiness and maybe she'll find love in the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,725 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward
Fighting With Fire by heroesfan1 reviews
What would happen if Claire had saved Meredith by negotiating with Sylar? AU from 3x13 onwards.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,822 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.
Run! by AlecVolturiluvr reviews
Bella Swan is just a waiter at a small restaurant in the outskirts of Manhattan. During her last shift she meets Edward Cullen and engages in some small talk. What she didn't know is that she was talking to one of the most lethal sons of the biggest mob boss in New York and she had just made the biggest mistake of her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Bella, Edward
Her Master's Jewel by footroza reviews
This is a story of a young woman's life in a world full of dominating men. Her heart is strong, her love is fierce, and her submission is His, and he wouldn't have it any other way. Like most rare gems, it has taken years of pressures to mold her into perfection, but in the end will she obtain what she desires most…her Master's heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,497 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/11 - Bella, Edward
Love Can Be Arranged by Livelaughlovelk reviews
Edward is to take over as Mafia Boss from Carlisle but after a meeting with fellow Mafia Boss, Charlie Swan, he finds out about an agreement they made when his daughter, Bella, was born. Edward and Bella have to get married to make them the most powerful and feared Mafia Clan around. Will Bella and Edward Agree? And can Love really be Arranged? All Human/M. Mobward! Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Dangerous by EBKcullen reviews
The world is ruled by vampires. He is the dangerous, short tempered and ruthless vampire king looking for his mate. She is the vampire who only wanted to feel loved. What happens when the King finds his mate in her? - Adopted by Jocelyn01
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Complicated by LegendOfMegan reviews
Temperance Brennan has had a complicated life, dealing with abandonment, foster care, and not having many friends. But what if at the age of 17 her life changes, and she became a teen mom, with the school football star Seeley Booth being the father of her child?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,992 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/25/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth, Angela M., J. Hodgins
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,921 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ruthless by Lovenyx125 reviews
When a game of revenge is taken too far, Bella is sold into marriage to a man she despises. While struggling to fit society's mold of a weak woman, she must navigate the treacherous waters of being a mob wife without drowning in the process. Mobward. Possessiveward. Sexyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,442 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Edward, Bella]
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Defiance by VioletWilson reviews
Hades has vowed to make Persephone love him. She has sworn to defy him at any cost. But their mutual attraction threatens to overwhelm her, and despite her best attempts to fight off her growing feelings, she's in danger of falling for him. In the battle between love and independence, there's no such thing as playing fair.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Hades, Persephone
Unattainable by Textcrazy2011 reviews
Losing her virginity to legendary QB Edward Cullen had not been on her to-do list after being abandoned in a bar on a Friday night. One-shot! Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
She's No Lamb by iknowyou2 reviews
She's a mob princess that was hidden from the mafia world and has never been seen. He's the next in line to take over his father's 'organization'. Arranged marriages happen in this world and theirs will create an alliance. He expects her to be just another spoiled mafia brat. But what he doesn't know is that she's no lamb. Mobward, meet the killer: Mobella. AH, AU, & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,576 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
Memoirs of a Mobwife by Insert Fangs Here reviews
It takes a strong and determined woman to live the life I do. I live in a world where Trust, Loyalty and Commitment are as important as the air we breathe.. this is the journey of one woman's experience as a Mobwife Human/language/violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,804 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Remember This by justbri reviews
At work, she was in charge. She was the boss, the go-to person for all decisions. She was ruthless and demanding and utterly in control. At home, she was simply his. Winner of host's choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
A Moment with My Brother by DeansBabyBird reviews
Just a little late night conversation between Charlie and her big brother. Some season eight spoilers. Thanks to the CW for such great characters. Wish they were mine.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Charlie B., Dean W.
Bottled Lies by KarinaCullen reviews
Labeled as the freak at Forks High, Bella keeps her distance from her peers. Especially Edward, a boy who hates her for no reason. The moment Edward walks into Bella committing suicide, everything is tested. Hatred. Love. Truth ... and Bottled Lies. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 197,288 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Love of a Friend by Jill'sBleedingHeart reviews
What happens when you would do anything for the one you love even if it means risking your life or worse risking his life. For Margaret, an achieved hunter,a baby and a husband were the last things on her mind. Sam/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sam W.
Bones in High School by RiseOfTheMoon reviews
My take on what would happen if our favorite dynamic duo were to meet in the wonderful world of high school. This is my first fan-fiction, so constructive criticism please! :)
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,374 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Forbidden Heart by neilsnotes reviews
RE-UPLOAD:Vampire Hunter Bella must infiltrate the brotherhood to use their connections & avenge her parents death. She goes undercover at their strip club but doesn't expect the attention she receives from sexy Head Vampire Edward. He's feared amongst all Vampires, he's powerful, arrogant, rude, aggressive & always angry, so why is she falling for him? Possessiveward/Darkward:18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,142 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Edward, Bella
A Lily in Baker Street by peoplewillsaywereinlove reviews
After returning from the war, nurse Anne Watson tried to find meaning in her life again. Her plans at a simple life are soon begrudgingly forgotten when she meets Sherlock Holmes, her new flatmate in 221B Baker Street. If rooming with a male sociopath wasn't odd enough, Anne finds herself in a world of crime, death, and unexpectedly, love. (newFemale version of John & Sherlock).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sherlock H.
I Want A Mommy! by TheStrong1 reviews
Summary: MOBWARD! DADWARD! 34 year old Edward Cullen is the head of the Cullen Family, he's deadly, he's charming, and he's a single father with a small boy who's greatest wish it to have a Mom. 21 year old Isabella is sweet, maternal, loving and good natured. When the Cullen boys crash into her world, she finds her lonely simple life is never going to be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,985 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
100 by 1oooW0rds reviews
100 situations challenge. 065. Rivalry: : He didn't even notice they were fighting for her attention. And he was losing.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - John S./Four, Six, Nine
Thor's first Easter by EmmaTheNerd28 reviews
Another thing I made for Easter.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Rememberance by xSpoonyx reviews
"Do you remember in the forest when you asked me what I knew of sorrow?" He nodded his eyes never leaving her form as she moved slowly about the tower. "I spent ten long, lonely years of my life in this room," she spoke quietly, hauntingly. "This was my sorrow. This room was where I lived and died each day."
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
In Love And War by KittyTylz reviews
Young mob Prince. I'm ruthless, powerful, good looking and wealthy. At times women die for me, literally. How hard can it be getting one teenager to fall in love with me? Apparently, impossible... She's spirited. Her mind works backwards. And I can't get her out of my head! They said 'all's fair…' They lied. Now I'm playing dirty. And I'm keeping her. AH/AU Mobward/Possessiveward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,505 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Edward
My Mate Saga by Alynelovesyou reviews
Vampire are Different. Edward is a 149 year old vampire, captured by humans to be tested on. He's lonely and craves to have a mate of his own. What if the scientist capture a very beautiful female vampire? What if she's the girl haunting Edward's Dreams? Follow them on the adventure of getting back home and being a new mated couple. RE-WRITE OF THE ORIGINAL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,611 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two is Better than One by Singer of Water reviews
Six year old Alex Grayson moves to Detroit to live with her uncle after her parents die. There she meets the Mercers. As she gets to know the four brothers, she and Jack become closer as the years go by. JackxOC
Four Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Jack M.
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Four plus Six equals eternity by thecheekybrunette reviews
Following the first book...AU John and Sarah were merely friends. On the road John and Six develop feelings for one another. John/Six pairings so far. smutty goodness awaits. Please R&R and tell me if it's good enough to continue...
I Am Number Four - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - John S./Number 4, Jane D./Number 6
Tequila Does Not Taste Good by Angel Starbeam reviews
Steve wondered for the tenth time if it was good idea for Darcy know of his virgin status. At least, she won't try to fix him with very forward and terrifying women, like a certain billionaire industrialist who shall not be named.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America
Small Stuff by Angel Starbeam reviews
Five insignificant things that Steve Rogers likes in the 21st Century, and one thing he does not.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
The Girl Next Door by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
In Tandem by Satellites on Parade reviews
Together, we are perfect. Number Four/Number Six, post-movie, oneshot.
I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Jane D./Number 6, John S./Number 4 - Complete
Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lightning Crashes by The WolvGambit reviews
In a world of arranged marriages Isabella Swan is handed off to Edward Cullen. Little is known about their true origin and Bella is introduced to a whole new world. ExB AU Eventual M rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tainted Love by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
Bella has worked for Edward C. for little over a year now and is fedup with his assHolary. whats does she do? she quits. both their views on love are tainted, can the sisters of fate change that. abuse later. in editing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Servin' Up Love by writing-rabbit reviews
Bella is a Waitress at Forks Diner. Her frequent customer is not her favorite.Two Words:Edward Cullen. Not only is he known for his rep. at School but he tends to bother Bella. What happens when he shares a secret with her about a girl he loves that's her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,321 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twilightale by O Rose reviews
When Isabella Swan loses her family to illness she has to work as a servant in the palace of the Royal Cullen family. She & Prince Edward share an instant dislike for one another, but years later things begin to change. 1800s, creative liberties taken.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,603 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Danvers by Brophy reviews
She’s a nuisance; a nuisance determined to learn the truth about the covenant and its members. Or maybe the reason lies behind a certain Son of Ipswich. Either way she's in for more than she's bargained for. R&R, please and thank you!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Caleb D. - Complete
The Jumper by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
David Rice had been having dreams since he was nine. Always the same one about a girl Jumping. Now, David was older, and he had to find her. Before the Paladins did.
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2010 - David R.
An Arranged Failure by Donghae Oppa reviews
Edward is a Grand Duke and Isabella is a Grand Duchess of Vaticia. At a young age, their fathers arrange a marriage between the two. They hate each other. When they become of age, will the marriage work? or will if fail? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We belong together forever by TheOfficialAliceCullenWannabe reviews
When Bella and Edward were yet to be born, they were already betrothed. Their parents hope they would fall in love but that hope it lost when they started hating each other Eventually as they grow older they experience feeling they don't understand 1901-p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
10 Things I Hate About Simms by Brophy reviews
She has a lot to dish out on this son, and she’ll make sure she sees his true side by pushing him beyond his limits. rar, pwetty pwease? *epilogue for Danvers fic posted*
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,073 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Tyler S. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Parry by Brophy reviews
A workshop in downtown Ipswich, home to a peculiar bunch of mechanics that she calls ‘family’. There's fun to be had at Helmer's, especially with an old admirer in the mix. rar!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,691 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Pogue P. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Garwin by Brophy reviews
Doesn’t have that same ring to it as Abbot, but it’ll do. Not so much vengeance this time, more stoicism. But every bubble has to burst sooner or later. rar! *epilogue posted*
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,885 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Reid G. - Complete
For Love of a Friend reviews
What happens when you would do anything for the one you love even if it means risking your life or worse risking his life. For Margaret, an achieved hunter,a baby and a husband were the last things on her mind. Sam/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sam W.