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Joined 05-16-09, id: 1936228, Profile Updated: 09-26-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I am a 30'something year old mother of 2 in love with Edward Cullen (who isn't??) My goal in writing FF is to try to give all of us MILF's out there a little lemony pleasure with Edward. It isn't fair that all you 20 somethings get all the fun - dammit, we older cougar types can teach the young buck a thing or two! Sexual prime hits in your 30's ladies - look forward to it, embrace it, and be ready for the wild ride! Do not fear 30 - celebrate the dawn of the best orgasms of your life! I hope you enjoy, never hesitate to drop me a line and let me know your thoughts!

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Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,613 - Follows: 4,873 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nights With Edward by adoptacause reviews
This is specifically written for the H00rs of Old Lines. If you are not a cave dweller you will probably be wondering WTF.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4725 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5742 - Favs: 9,393 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit Vineyard reviews
Edward is the lonely vampire owner of the Forbidden Fruit Vineyard. He hires backpacker Bella Swan to work for him for the summer, and discovers more than her "work ethic". There will be lemons among the fruit growing at the Forbidden Fruit Vineyard!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward