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Hey, uhm, welcome to my profile or something. Wow, I know, I'm bad at introductions. I always totally screw it up in the first lines :'D Well, since I'm doing this anyway, I might as well go through with it. Wonder what to put in here, by the way. Something about myself, I guess? Aaaight, here we go guys!

Name: Josien, pronounced Yo-seen, and it sucks. I am seriously named after my dad's first girlfriend. Not telling you my surname, I don't like being hunted down for making bad jokes or something.

Age: Currently 17, so next year I can drive my very own car :D. Yeah, it works different here in Europe. So that means I can actually already buy alchohol and stuff :). Haha, and it also kinda kick's ass that we can bake spacecakes all the time :'D Wich we do :''D

I live in: The Netherlands. That's in Europe, for those about to ask. I like it in here. It's small, so we kinda know everyone who actually lives here. To get to the other side of it, it only takes 2 hours by train, so I kinda have friends everywhere, since it's so easy to go to them. Just saying this because I've been in America once, and experienced by myself it takes longer to go from one Mcdonalds to another than it takes me to go through the Netherlands by bike. No offence. So, uhm, if anyone happens to live in the Netherlands, come visit me : D. I live in some place called 'Zutphen', which is pretending to be a big, cool city but just isn't. We have 1 mcdonalds, 1 cinema and 5 schools, so we're actually just a bunch of bored, screwed-up kids hangin around. The only reason Zutphen's still alive is beacause of the millions of german tourists (aged 80) coming to visit non-interesting architecture from the 1800's. Yeah, so please kidnap me.

My hobbies are: Drums. I totally LOVE to drum! My dad used to do it his whole live, and although he's now like a 45 years old bald man, he actually is supernatural on his drums. So I was like, I WANNA DO THAT TOO. When I was 14, I finally got my way and started to follow drumlessons. Meaning I'm now doing it for like, 3 years. Still suck at it, but my teacher is pushing me into a band, so if someone's interested?

Of course, I have other hobbies, like writing (duh), reading, music, drawing (mostly just stick-figures though) and having fun with my friends and so. Cliche, I know. Well, I also like baking-contests. Me and my friend both like baking cakes so we started a contest. We now have like, 15 people in our jury, cause everyone wants to taste (: I'm winning anyway. I mean, he's a BOY. I'm a GIRL. Baking cakes has been in my generation for ages. Baking cakes is an instinct every girl has. Boys, on the other hand, never cook and they probably don't have the patience to make a perfect cake, so I'm very sure he doesn't stand a chance, muhahah!

Music: Oh, please, don't ask that. It changes every hour. But these are some of my all time favorites:

the Clash Ramones the Beatles Three doors down Queen The Who The police Flight of the Conchords the Doors Guns 'n Roses Blink 182 Radiohead Anti-flag Mika Micheal Jackson Kings of leon ACDC Calvin harris Noah and the whale Red hot chili peppers Regina spektor Say anything The wombats The libertines de staat Bowling for soup Franz Ferdinand Gregory and the hawk Vampire weekend Kate Nash Muse Thousand foot krutch Family force 5 Sia

And if you're in for a laugh, I can totally recommend flight of the Conchords and Gunther. SO GO LOOK THEM UP NOW. Especially Gunther's ding dong song :D.

Well, guess that's it in. If I'm missing something important, then pleeease warn me! Since I have no idea how it all works in here, I defenitely could use some help : D

Ehm, one last thing, I LIKE REVIEWS. They totally cheer me up, so please R&R my storie-things :3

Make my day, guys.


Roses are red

violets are not

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16097 - Favs: 7,572 - Follows: 3,467 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21533 - Favs: 12,074 - Follows: 8,047 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother (Victoria) and evil stepsisters (Jessica and Lauren) and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,884 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding Cake by mybirdhouse reviews
Edward is getting married to Jessica, Bella just happens to be the wedding cake designer. Alice and Rosalie soon become her best friends. What happens when Bella begins to fall for the groom? Read&Review Loves!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,928 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Damage Done by Ella Turner reviews
Edward rescues a 3 year old Bella, and brings her home to live with his family of vampires. After an almost tragic event, he leaves for 13 years only to return to a very resentful teenage Bella. Its better than it sounds, promise. Try it out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009
Just a touch away from you by Razias reviews
Yoruichi x Soi Fon. The captain and lieutenant of the second squad are missing, and a new captain, Yoruichi Shihõin, is just about to take over controle in Soi Fon's squad.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,688 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S.
Fate by edwardcullenlove25 reviews
The Cullen's raise Bella after her parents are killed. Edward gets close to her. She's the only one who can call him Eddie. The Cullen's put her up for adoption. The Cullen's move away, then years later they move back. They are all vampires except Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Broken Strings by The Optimist And The Pessimist reviews
what happens after 65 years of marriage? What do you do when the one you love the most, just doesn't love you back anymore? or is it really that easy? Are they just playing on broken strings, or is it something ells? vampire ExB post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,053 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4495 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Because of Vegas by James' Lily Flower reviews
Alice was upset that Bella planned to go away and get married without her. She plans to teach the future Mrs Cullen a lesson she’ll never forget. Set after Eclipse. Spoilers for later books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,563 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Alice
When It All Falls Down by becauseshelovesme reviews
After Edward left,the Volturi came to visit the Cullens at Aro's request. They are shocked to find them gone and Bella fully aware of thier world. What will happen once the Cullens find out Bella has been taken? Before Jacob. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,630 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Retarded Edition by Twilightlover1518 reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faded Meteor by paige1133 reviews
Edward's POV in New Moon. What he did while he was gone and his thoughts when leaving Bella, and the Volturi. "Months ago I dedicated myself to protect her. Her life, her well being, her happiness. Who am I to stand in the way of her joy?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,686 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by NatalieRB reviews
Set in the 19th century. Their love is forbidden. Other offers come her way, and she does the only thing to save her relationship, but it means leaving everything behind. Or will she stay, and let her love die? All Human, OOC, Canon. Try?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Coma by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Back to Forks by Stephaniiie reviews
When the Cullens left in New Moon the wolves were too late to save Bella from Laruent and she's a vampire. What happens when she goes back to Forks High school with Jake and they aren't the only "new" kids? Better summary inside. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
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5 things we secretly didn't want to know reviews
Again, the title explains pretty much everything : Meant to be fun and sarcastic, so take a look : . Rated T to be sure, but it isn't that bad
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
10 things we secretly all wanted to know reviews
As title says, 10 weird questions you might wanted to know the answer to. Just being sarcastic and all, so don't take anything serious : First fanfic btw, so please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete