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Joined 05-16-09, id: 1936327, Profile Updated: 10-20-11
Author has written 3 stories for Inheritance Cycle.

hihihihi :)

Emmetts the strongest

Rosalie's the hottest

Edward's the fastest

Bella's the clumsiest

Alice is the quirkiest

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and still make everyone feel jealous : )

Writers block is to authors what blindness is to artists - It's damn hard to get past but once you do, something beautiful is made...

E-j99

I like to talk a lot so if you want a chat... :D

Okay so i got really bored one day and decided to browse the internet. I came across fanfic during my searches and then spent practically the entire night reading loads of different fanfictions.

An obsession was born :P

Name: sdgheroighr

Age: 18

from: scotland!!

School: No Longer, thank god.

occupation: singerrrrrrr

Gender: female baby ;)

I love people who review my stories and people that stand up to me or tell me that i'm wrong in the nicest possible way :D

Things to look up on youtube

stealth cat

Also a very potter musical! watch out for Draco Malfoy... i can't describe how funny it is!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in Tin foil.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

well i'm not american but yeh, pretty much sums me up :P

If you are sooo obsessed with Arya and Eragon that it isn't even funny anymore, copy and paste, join the family!

If you cried, screamed, threw a fit or shouted FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! when Arya rejected Eragon again. Copy and paste. Maybe we can bring them together using the powers of THE INTERWEB!! E-j99

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then probably kill him for the blasphemy :) E-j99

love love love

words are like sneezes they always come in threes :D

please read my stories and review, e-mail or pm me with any criticism, appreciation or down right love :P

ciao x

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When The Winds Change by Branchscamper reviews
Since the arrival of the Qiao sisters to the Sun manor many events had taken place. What would be next? - SCxDQ/ZYxXQ
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 247,687 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 4/5/2005
Finally Found You by JeeJayMay reviews
The promised second visit between Sun Ce and Da Qiao takes place... but will all go well? And will some vague information from Xiao Qiao about Cao Cao shed any light on the situation for Zhou Yu? SCxDQ, ZYxXQ
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,186 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/5/2006 - [Sun Ce, Da Qiao] [Zhou Yu, Xiao Qiao]
Seven Minutes in Heaven by DramaticField reviews
The night takes an unexpected turn and Rosalie gets pregnant. Read & review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
And So Begins Our Epic Romance by fAteD lOvE reviews
WARNING - Update is not a new chapter. Just a little note to whoever is still wanting to know what's going on with this fic. The war of Galbatorix's era has long passed, but the fated love between Eragon and Arya has not. A tale of how the old acquaintances meet again, fall in love and find their heart's desire. Will they realize it in time, through past lovers and lurking foe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,923 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007
Eragon's choice by stalkurn reviews
CCrackfic don't expect there to be a plot, or characters to act how they should. Discontinued.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Meeting Mrs Cullen by aliceismyfavoritecullen reviews
Professor Edward Cullen has trouble getting his male students to pass his class. And although all his female students are passing the class with flying colors, they continue to flirt with him. He uses Bella to solve the problem.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Echoes by Tabitha of MoonAurora reviews
There is only one known egg left, but who will be its rider? How will Eragon and Saphira get their hands on it? Will they even reach it in time? Eragon struggles with his promises, and Arya finds out more about herself than she thought she ever could.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,830 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
If I Let You Go by Rocket Into Highness reviews
Will it ever work out between Eragon and Arya? Will Murtagh be able to change his True Name? Eragon resumes his journey as a Rider, with many obstacles along the way. General, but mainly ExA fic. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,840 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eragon S., Arya
Tough as Nails by GrumpySunshine reviews
Bite me, Cullen." His lopsided smile lifted one side of his perfect lips. "I don't think that would be such a good idea." Slightly OOC. The Cullens are vamps, hell bent on helping a certain Bella Swan. Canon couples. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,957 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Changes to the heart by Amypage reviews
in new moon: bella can't live through the pain,so she asks the volturi to kill her.They deside to keep her,and 70 years later she becomes The princess of volturi because of her powersshe gains a new mate.she sees edward has a new mate at her celebration.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella
Hope by Aldara Gaea reviews
The story of how Alice Cullen came into being. Her life before immortality, the institute, her change and her quest to find Jasper and the Cullens. Please review if you want me to continue--rated for mild mature themes and mild violence in future chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Flawed Perfection by SeriousScribble reviews
Set after Eldest. He tried to forget her, but found that he couldn't. - As Eragon struggles with his feelings and tries to understand Arya, he starts learning more about himself; all the while fighting to save Alagaësia. And there's still one last egg…
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,929 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Eragon S., Arya
Don't Tell Me What I Am by Naomi N. Yang reviews
“Someone? The day you become someone is the day I bow down to a mudblood”....“Keep dreaming, Weaselette, and when---IF you succeed in no longer being a dork, I swear to Merlin, I’ll even compliment Eloise Midgen.” pairings: BZ/GW and DM/HG, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Changes by cataloo456 reviews
Hermione comes back to Hogwarts changed. It seems Draco Malfoy has also changed.........
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Discovering Hogwarts by WishingHeart reviews
Alice Cullen is a new student attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the seventh and final year. However, Head Boy Jasper Hale is forced to be her guide, and neither of them are happy with that little arrangement - are they?
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Tales of Twilight by Daughter of Romanov reviews
Untold stories of the twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,958 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Escaping by brokenfromthepast reviews
ALL HUMAN! Bella moves to Forks to get away from her horrible past. What happens when her past comes to her? R&R please!
Crossover - Twilight & Prom Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 57 - Words: 59,973 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Drottningu by DefineNormalitee reviews
RE-DONE. After the fight at Feinster, Arya discovers she has feelings for Eragon. However, competition can come at you from all sides...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ever So Slightly Broken by sammy169 reviews
When Phil kills Bella's mother, she knows it's time to get out. She goes to Forks to stay with her father Charlie Swan. She thinks she has left all the danger behind, she would be wrong. B/E **NOT ALL HUMAN!** T for abuse, mentions of rape and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen and the iPod Shuffle Quiz by Carrie Swinton reviews
Let's throw Edward, an iPod, a quiz, and a shuffle button into a bag. The mix we have is some really strangely accurate song titles for Edward and a whole lot of laughter in the Cullen house. What will Alice and Emmett do with these titles? Threeshot. xD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unforgettable night by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
please take the seat next to me! Bella and Edward begin a friendship on the school bus... will that relationship be something more than just friends? Can Edward bring some light into Bella's dark world? Not a One shot! All HUMAN! B AND E! fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
It's not a secret I just can't tell you by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U OOC. one bet: "I promise I will never fall in love with Bella Swan". Two hearts: "You said no secrets" Three meddling friends: "Dude! We gotta get them together!" Em, Jazz, Alice . Four boys after one heart. Five months to not fall in love. E B!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Book 4 by Gavin25 reviews
Just book 4. Pretty unoriginal. Thank you all reviewers! Review if you want, appreciated.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Eragon S., Arya
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Behind this desguise by Nessierox reviews
When Edward leaves Bella,she decides to take her life.But instead of resting in peace,she is offered a second chance at life.When she meets the Cullen's again,will she resist falling for Edward all over again,and will she defy God's orders?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 40,227 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sorry by Defying-Gravity6 reviews
Bella is sent to live with Charlie,but things aren't as they appear. Bella meets the Cullen family, and her life seems to be happy. But Bella is hiding something from everyone around her. Will she trust them and tell someone before its too late? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,468 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Can't Play on Broken Strings by SweetXSacrifice reviews
The Cullens visit the Denali clan for a week. Edward is hesitant to leave Bella, but she’s grounded and convinces him to go and have fun. When they return, Bella is missing. Why didn’t Alice see what happened? Will they find Bella? Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Back At Forks High School by yalrac reviews
What happens when 100 years later the Cullen's come back to Fork High School. I know it's a stupid title but it was all i could think of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,557 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Sharp Edges by xXxbrokenxXx reviews
Who do you turn to when your x boyfriend rapes you, when you witness the death of your cousin, what do you do when you move to a new town and fall in love with a badass who seems to hate everyone? What about when people you know begin turning up dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,491 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
All Around Me by bookworm-with-bite reviews
In the last battle of the rebellion, Arya is critically wounded in battle. These are her thoughts about her love, Eragon Shadeslayer, as she lays on the battlefield; expecting to die. SongFic to Flyleafs "All Around Me". Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Forgotten Promise by Lynedius reviews
'Elves weren't passionate creatures of the wild. But at this moment, she didn't want to think. She wanted to follow her heart and give herself wholly to him. He looked at her, singing slowly in the Ancient Language.' Long before the war or Eragon had come along, Arya's heart belonged to a someone with a calla lily. One shot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Arya, Faölin - Complete
May the Best Intern Win by dxdxhx reviews
Bella and Edward are aspiring designers and they get an opportunity to work for one of the biggest designers in the business as an intern. Bella notices Edward flirting and staring. But why… he’s gay... isn't he? OOC M for languge Canon Couples! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,901 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sign by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Draco and Hermione are Prince and Otter online. "“You tell a soul anything and I’ll string you and murder you myself.” The blond growled. “Who's the lucky girl, Malfoy” She copied the slow drawl he spoke in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dragon Knights of Alagaesia by RCenthusiast reviews
Its years after Galbatorix is defeated and Eragon has built the new Order of the dragon riders! New Characters and new adventures await!
Crossover - Star Wars & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Undiscovered by Gr8 Black Raven reviews
After a fight, will Hermione and Draco confess their love for one another? Also: Is Ron in love with her as well? Can the two love? Draco has a terrible task he has to complete that may endanger Hermione. HBP Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,114 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Esme's Mothers Day Suprise by Darkened-Sun reviews
Esme has always had a bad mother's day, but bella wanted to make her something to suprise her on the special day. Rated T just in case Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8682 - Favs: 14,106 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Little Nagging Voice by Bapuppydog reviews
This is a story that I typed out one night...Bella sorta loses it, breaks down, and reflects...set sometime around Eclipse...I'm not really sure where this is going but here goes! Mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight's Got Talent by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Ant and Dec, sharing some kind of private joke that no-one else could possibly understand, turned back to the cameras. “Welcome, folks, to the live final of TWILIGHT’S GOT TALENT!” Co-written by Musings of a Shaken Mind and La Vie Boheme101
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
New Beginnings by happypinkfairy reviews
Inspired by Jessica's initial explanation to Bella about the Cullens, this looks at how the Cullens were received by Forks, and particularly by Jessica, Lauren and friends, when they arrived, two years before Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tree's Bark? by nutshak reviews
//oneshot// Eragon and Saphira have another pleasent conversation, this time about the many different strange and exotic noises animals make.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Baen un Mor'ranr – Sorrow and Peace by Elanor90 reviews
Arya and Eragon share their sorrow in a peaceful moment... takes place directly after 'Brisingr'.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Arya, Eragon S.
There You'll Be by Squealing Lit. Fan reviews
Officially "restarted". Look for Gilded Lilies.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,130 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
What is ? by awsomekiwihere1213 reviews
A Rider's thougths as she dies, in the War with Galbatorix. Oneshot Drabble, sort of . Pre-Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Mixed Feelings by AliceBellaShip reviews
This is how I think Eragon should have told Roran and the rest of Carvahall about him becoming a Dragon Rider. It's EragonxArya romance. Reviews are appreciated...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
ReEragon by Subieko reviews
Paolini said, Characters are born of necessity. But what happens when the characters decide THEY should be the ones in charge of the story? Here it is: Eragon...as told by the characters themselves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,056 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Weak by life takes time reviews
Bella's Port Angeles incident awakens some bad memories for Rosealie. A brother/sister moment between Jasper and Rose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8201 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Destiny by life takes time reviews
The first day Alice and Jasper meet as seen by Aggie, the waitress at the diner.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What's Her Name by girlbrighteyes reviews
this is just something i thought up and wrote up hope u like! short and sweet
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Life Is Change by The Sun Also Rises reviews
I cannot imagine that you wish to spend your life with a woman five times your age and a child that you do not want." Eragon and Arya embark on a post-war life together.Sometimes love's greatest tests come during peace.I own zip!I'm Pippa from shurtugal
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Stocking Stuffers by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Collection of Drabbles and Ficlets of Alice/Jasper during Christmas time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Votre Lumière: Your Light by aliceismyfavoritecullen reviews
Edward leaves Bella which leads to her falling in love with Jacob Black. After a few years, they get married and have two kids, Masen and Elena. What happens when the Cullen's chose to move to Boston, where The Blacks live. Review PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Empire, Eridor and Ending by Aeronnen reviews
The Empire has lost the Battle of the Burning Plains, but the Black King plots his revenge. All the free people of Alagaesia must fight for their freedom. The elves are abroad once more, the dwarves fight, the Varden are ready to invade. Who will prevail?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 355,188 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
His Wyrda by EmeraldArya reviews
Set after Eldest in Ellesmera, this is the story of Eragon and Arya's struggling relationship as the war rages on around them. Eventually Eragon/Arya. Rated M for violence/ torture scenes and a lemon or two.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Brother For Sale by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Emmett decides he wants to sell Edward. For only fifty cents.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Age of Smoke by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
Sequel to Bonfire of Dreams. After thirty-seven years and no luck hatching the new dragon eggs sired by Saphira, one happens to hatch - and for the least expected person. Soon, eggs are hatching all through Alagaesia. But why now, and why not sooner?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,117 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Every rose has its thorn by pexylexy reviews
Although Bella tries to hide it, Jasper can feel it. jasper/bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bonfire of Dreams by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
Book Three. The Varden has suffered losses and heartache after the betrayal at the Burning Plains. Another dragon egg hatching proves a good omen for the Varden, but can they really trust their newest Rider?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,079 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Curse of Memory by The Sun Also Rises reviews
I try not to remember. It hurts too much. I'm dying inside, but no one will ever see.....I won't let them. Arya ponders her life through her journal. ON HIATUS as of 3/15/08!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Silence in the Hallway by Tom Kristal reviews
Harry and Ginny return late at night to the Burrow after an eventful evening. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 253 - Published: 1/14/2008
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Symbol of a Free Land by fAteD lOvE reviews
Ever wondered how Eragon and Arya's story ends after the third book? A newborn is delivered amidst great celebration into the free Alagaesia, and fluff abounds in this fanfic. Calling all EragonArya shippers!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Best of EragonArya by fAteD lOvE reviews
So many great EragonArya snippets drifting around many fanfictions...all separated. Now, all of them are rounded up and are brought before you. The content belongs to all you Eragon writers on .
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Finality by Queen Blacksun reviews
After all that has happened, will Eragon still find the strength to be a Rider? Will Arya ever love him? And what of Murtagh? Will he remain loyal to Galbatorix? And what of the third egg? Warning: Contains an OC. [Pen name changed to Queen Blacksun]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007
A Rider's Tale by ElladanandElrohirrock reviews
A oneshot inspired by a latenight watching of 'A Knight's Tale'. Basically a conversation between Eragon and Murtagh at the Varden about Arya. It makes me laugh, but then again I often doubt my sanity. RR!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Complete
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Arya's Empire reviews
Set after the third book.Eragon and Saphira are still struggling against the empire. Will they be able to defeat Galbatorix? Steal the last egg? It's A/E and all the usual characters are in it. So read, enjoy hopefully and review.:D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Arya, Eragon S.
I must not reviews
Stuff i must not do in the inheritance world. It helps with my writers block and I'm writing the stories behind them. I'm not doing them in order though. : CHAPTER 3 now up : . Rated T cause i rate everything T to be safe :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Teaching the king a lesson reviews
Somebody is angry at Galbatorix and for good reason. Has Galbatorix found his match? It's crazy It's random. A way to empty my mind! So read enjoy and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - King Galbatorix - Complete