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Joined 05-16-09, id: 1936358, Profile Updated: 08-18-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Dark-Hunter series, and Queer as Folk.

Name: You really think I'm going to tell you?

Age: Guess

Gender: 50- 50 chance at a correct answer

Country: USA

Ethnicity: European-American

Faves:

Color(s): black, deep purple, blood red, blue

Band/Artist: Avril Lavigne

Song: Keep Holding On

Pairing(s): DMHP (Harry Potter)

HPSS (Harry Potter)

HPSB (Harry Potter)

(Basically any Harry/Slytherin or other older male)

SSSBRL (Harry Potter)

SBRL (Harry Potter)

SBRLJP (Harry Potter)

YSHS (Fruits Basket)

KSTH (Fruits Basket)

YSKS (Fruits Basket)

any slash/het/femmeslash from Avengers (though my OTP is Coulson/Clint)

Mostly, anything slashy and/or non-canon

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die?

Are you ever worried about the fact that your stalker isn't stalking anymore?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak?

Why does an 'X' stand for kiss?

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

"Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? I mean DUH!

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your pee is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Also, aren't we always naked like 24/7? I mean, the clothing is just so no one can see us in our nudity, so technically, we are running around naked outside.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Do they lie?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

If your scared to swim but love water, how does that make sense?

Why is there an 's' in the word lisp?

Girls

Are like

apples on trees

The best ones are

at the top of the Tree.

The boys don't reach for

the good ones because they are

afraid they'll fall and get hurt. Instead,

they just get the rotten apples from the ground

that aren'tas good, but easy. So the apples at the top

think that there's something wrong with them,when in reality,

they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,

The one who's brave enough to climb all the way

to the top of

the Tree.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (This one is soooooo true!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look effin gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of American teenagers would scream and cry if the Jonas brothers jumped off the Empire state building. If you are one of the 5 percent who would encourage them to jump then laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in fairies,demons,witches and everything like that copy and paste this to your profile

If you like little kids movies like the fox and the hound and your older than 10 copy and paste this to your profile

If you love to sing even if you may or may not suck copy and paste this to your profile

If you have your own little world copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself or banged your head against a table copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you are easily amused, copy and paste this into your profile and put your name on the list: darkfaerie524

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

'Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop:

Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Put some M&M's on lay-away.

Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

10 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"

8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!!"

10. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (i don't need or want another one...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Our World

Hermione:

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Shoes: http://www.wildfree.com/Merchant2/graphics/pleaser/adore3063.jpg

Draco:

Shirt: http://www.fright-rags.com/images/prod_nosferatu_01_01.jpg

Pants: http://leather-garments.indian-yellow-pages.com/products/leather-pant.jpg

Shoes: http://www.onlineshoes.com/mens-dr-martens-original-1914-cherry-red-smooth-p_id116980

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 7,008 - Follows: 7,577 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Parent Trap by Predec2 reviews
Loose adaption of the movie - Justin and Brian are living separate lives in different cities, raising one twin alone; what happens when their two daughters meet unexpectedly as pre-teens? **THIS STORY IS COMPLETE!**
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 392,954 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
The Secret Slytherin by Wicked-Me reviews
Harry finishes the war and finds that he is the heir of not one but four founders and Hogwarts its self. MPREG Happy reading! R 'n' R plz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Torchwood At Twilight by Kyra5972 reviews
When Bella doesn’t make it to Edward in time, she ends up finding out that weirder things exist than vampires and werewolves. TorchwoodxTwilight Crossover
Crossover - Twilight & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,516 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella
Wanderlust by Sleeping Moon reviews
Even though he has obligations as a curse-breaker for Gringotts, Harry travels the world for an entirely different reason. Veela!Harry. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,136 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Me and the Criminal Mind by Dark Magical Sorcres reviews
This is about Moriarty discovering fanfiction and basically putting myself with him. But what happens when our little Adventure turns into a Horrer Movie . First part of the Moriarty and Staci Series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,576 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Innocence Lost by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
Sherlock meets a strange little girl on one of his cases and despite his loathing of children, he finds himself getting attached; so attached that he is soon helping her deal with the painful process of growing up a genius. Parental!Sherlock and Parental!John and eventual S/J *Rating Increased for Later Chapters* Beta'd by louisuperwholocked. Fanart by charlyvonkarma.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,074 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Avengers TextMessages by HeartsWatson reviews
Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Son of a by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
David Karofsky is the son of Hades and Persephone and is in love with Kurt. AU from the second season.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 74 - Words: 181,995 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Meaning Of Love by TheWeepingRaven reviews
After the death of his big sister, Brian Kinney continues to fight for custody of his nephew Harry Potter, but is always turned down. Years later Harry searches for his Uncle and finds him. He learns that family doesn't always have to be about blood.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,832 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Brian K.
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Extraordinary by Yellow Emerald reviews
Did you ever wonder what would have happened at the end of The Great Game if that phone call hadn't been made? This is an alternate ending, so if you haven't seen the episode there will be major spoilers. If you have seen the episode, now is your chance to see what could have happened... Rated T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Conversational Gambit by Constance Truggle reviews
Sebastian Moran and John Watson were friends once. Then they were friends again. Then Sherlock returns. Conversation is had. (No John/Sebastian) Post-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Smitten by Faitour reviews
John doesn't need Cane anymore; Cane is very sad. John's Cane/Mycroft's Umbrella.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Dead Man Walking by MrsBoreanaz1 reviews
what happens when The Doctor meets Booth and Brennan...after waking up on the autopsy table of course! 11/Brennan, Seeley Booth/River Song implied
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, T. Brennan
Meddling by EnvysMistress reviews
Irene Adler (who was really in WPP under pretenses of death) teams up with Mycroft Holmes to get Sherlock and John back together. Post-Reichenbach. Johnlock. Based on an RP with my friends. Rating for Language, Sexual Themes, etc. I'll post each chapter as soon as it is written.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hermione's Song by DWDuck reviews
The Doctor finds Melody Pond in a world he is unprepared for, the world of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ***An audio drama version of the story can be found at hermionessong-dot-wordpress-dot-com.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,154 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Monday I was Expecting by cinnamagen reviews
Inspired by a kink-meme prompt. Listed as a crossover due to the appearance of Jack. Fair warning: total and utter crack. John Watson, having been turned into a woman more than 10 months ago, is in for quite a surprise. Sherlock, Lestrade, Mycroft, and Mrs. Hudson also make an appearance.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack H., John W. - Complete
I'm Gonna Be A Part Of It Whether I Want To Or No by tobinfic reviews
Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83,900 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Accidental Babysitter by JullianaWinter reviews
Because of one humorous suggestion Tony finds himself babysitting Sleipnir. Somehow it's not at all like something he might have expected...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
You Are Not Alone by doctor-b1993 reviews
What if Boe's prediction didn't just apply to the Master? What if it applied to the Boy-Who-Lived as well? Join Harry, Lucy the Doctor and friends through their journey at Hogwarts & in the TARDIS. Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Narnia Crossover. DW AU from 2009 Xmas. Fully HP AU. Narnia AU post VoDT. Doctor/Harry Mentor and Harry/Lucy Pevensie soul bond fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 66,042 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Veritas by Silver Mirror reviews
Phil runs into his ex-wife who he hasn't seen in eight years after ending things to be with the one he truly loves, of course that's not the reason he gave but since he ran into her with his eight year old daughter the truth must come out. SLASH, Mpreg
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Red bull by davestridersjunk reviews
Draco has a very interesting encounter with an energy drink. Rated for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gold Star by theyhadadate reviews
One old companion and one new one join the Doctor in the TARDIS... But when one is a flirtatious immortal and the other is a brunette diva, what do you get? You get this.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,899 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rachel B.
Smile at me by BrowneyedShamer reviews
Kid!Lock Jim was alone and bullied on the playground until John offered his hand and a smile and that's how it began.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Faith In The Deceiver by McCoyMedical reviews
When New York is attacked, all evidence for who's responsible points to Tony Stark. With S.H.I.E.L.D. practically on their knees and everyone filled with a sense of doubt, Tony and Loki try to find the truth. .:Slash, Mpreg:.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,996 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Meeting Points by Beauty Mouse reviews
AU Ianto Jones had been alive, but he hadn't been living. Not until he met Rose and the Ninth Doctor. Ninth/Rose, Janto; very mild one-sided Ninth/Ianto.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,525 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
In Between by WinterStorrm reviews
When Harry and Draco are forced to work together on a project, one of them has a hidden agenda.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Home: The House That Jack Built by tenner reviews
Ten/Jack Sequel to Need: Whispers Like Prayers-Post EoT-all you need to know is CoE never happened. After Eot the TARDIS decides to take matters into her own hands. Major 10 whump. Occasional appearances by 11.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,875 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
One Night Stand by Leelu's skittles reviews
After a night of extensive drinking, blurred faces and groping Harry wakes up in a previously unknown location. Drinking, he thought, should be banned. Slash. No longer a two shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Persistence of Memory by Cheburashka1 reviews
After 513 B & J keep things going long distance for a year. Then after a horrible argument the boys split up for good, severing all ties. 12 years later, a 17 year old Gus finds photos of B & J together and goes on a quest to find out what happened.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,369 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Don't Mess With My Man by Daelena reviews
Even now, Jack and Ianto have to face homophobic slurs. Fortunately, the two have really good ways of dealing with the people who dislike them. Ianto/Jack. Forty-fifth in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Of Grocery Stores, Parks, and Voltage by musicxisxmyxlife753 reviews
or How Puck met Luke. A short series of their first five meetings. From grocery stores, to parks, to Voltage, we see how their relationship begins and progresses. Takes place in the "Of Models and Jocks" verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Puck - Complete
Five More Minutes by doctorkaitlyn reviews
Rory has always wondered if the TARDIS is capable of stopping time. Rory/Eleven, fluff
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Wish by mrscakeakajane reviews
A wish, leads to a very strange weekend, new friendships, and perhaps more. rating low for now, but it may go up, it depends on if the story runs away and does naughty things when i'm not looking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,198 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
XMen First Class on Facebook! by SageK reviews
First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
MIT 02: Apocalypse When? by KamalaC reviews
The Winchesters have been given a task by Castiel: Bring Harry back from Death's domain, so that he can be an angel's meat-suit. Harry has other plans though - and he's not about to leave Ash behind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Ash
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Alfie's Thoughts by SyrenneSings reviews
Based on Season 6, Episode 12 24/09/2011, UK Time . Please do not read if you haven't seen it already. Based on Alfie's thoughts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Craig O. - Complete
One Week by LucyToo reviews
Dave is a silent presence at the weekly PFLAG meetings at the Lima Central Library. At least until Kurt gives him a reason to speak up. Kurtofsky, some Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Rehab by JolinarJackson reviews
The Face of Boe meets someone he never thought he'd see again ...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Face of Boe - Complete
Moves Like Jagger by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
One-shot inspired by Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger." Travelling with the Doctor isn't exactly ideal for the Master, but sometimes there are little things to make up for it...like dancing. First attempt at Doctor/Master!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Surprise for the Doctor by crazycatt71 reviews
Ianto arranges a surpise for the Doctor
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
You Can But Hope by copper-28 reviews
Rex is pressing for answers and Jack's run off. There's some familiar faces in the alley below the make-shift American Base and a reunion is in order. And Janet makes an appearance.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Resurrection Gauntlet V2 by Surfing bus reviews
REWRITE. First it was Suzi, then it was Owen, now it's Ianto turn.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
One Night by julesmonster reviews
The party at Rachel's house during BIOTA resulted in some pretty serious consequences for Kurt Hummel. Slash Puck/Kurt. MPreg.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,954 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] Blaine A. - Complete
HD 'Fantastic Creatures' 2011 MPREG Fest by tigersilver reviews
When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A fluffy visitor by Lizzy0305 reviews
Harry is trying to become an animagus since only a half year when he succeeds. But his animal form is a bit...interesting. Even Severus is amused by it. Severus/Harry slashy cuteness and utter crazyness. Enter at your own risk...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Who's your Daddy? by Draco'sGirl98 reviews
Lily bumped into a father and son duo by accident. She was having way too much fun messing with their brains...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
The Triplets by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., L - Complete
Facebook for Mutants by missmaggiemalfoy reviews
The students from X-Men First Class get facebooks and sneak out for a night of fun.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Beast, Mystique - Complete
TheSexySerpent by AmyArachne reviews
When Harry starts getting anonymous people talking to him online and a riddle and some really hot early morning messages, what's a Gryffindor to do? Sort of a PWP. Online, internet, chat room. A little sub/dom. Should I write a sequel where they meet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You're an Alien, Harry by Estella May reviews
Harry meets the Eleventh Doctor. Or does he?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
It's Tuesday by mamaXunicorn reviews
A death, a man in tweed and a very strange musical number.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - 11th Doctor
Bigger On The Inside by Kyra5972 reviews
Sam overhears a rather interesting conversation and can't help but to add his own opinion.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Sam E. - Complete
Tapestry by marksmom reviews
AR - Lucius orders a family tree tapestry...Imagine his surprise when a new name appears at the bottom. Implied slash & Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
She's Your Daughter by Predec2 reviews
Paternity is relative according to how much trouble one gets into at the time. Mainly Post Season 5 AU fluff starring my two favorite boys; Brian/Justin.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,237 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
When All Else Fails, Love Prevails by CodenameConundrum22 reviews
Kurt's life was below average. He was loveless at the bottom of the social heap, until one day tragedy strikes and Kurt’s emotions are thrown through the ringer. Kurt is able to find love, but it is put to the test when their secret is out. SLASH!
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009
If Wishes Were Puffskein by mione the kneazle reviews
Summary: A series of one-shots focusing mainly on Harry and the many situations and romances that I can put him in. Based on Kamerreon's If Wishes were Thestrals and using her Prompt generator. Will contain gen, slash, het, or threesomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Feel Like We're Mirrors by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's the game of the season: McKinley High's football team against Casper High's. Red versus red, Lima versus Amity Park, and it's all intense and epic. But two footballers on the opposing teams meet and discover they have a lot in common..:.slash warn.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dash B., D. Karofsky - Complete
Aloha! E Komo Mai! by demon sloth reviews
Companion piece to Advent '10. Short drabbles of scenes that coulda, shoulda, woulda been expanded upon. Harry/Savitar and others. Warnings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Savitar
Reflections in the Cosmos by Emochan reviews
Based off movie. Lydia has grown up since she last saw Beetlejuice. When he is forced to help her in a dire situation, they both realize something has changed between them. With so many questions needing answers, a strange new world opens up. Read&Review!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,280 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Advent '10 by demon sloth reviews
Advent Calendar. Every day a new chapter. Harry finds himself travelling the world with Fred and George. Bored, they decide the Were's need to lighten up. Too bad that mostly involves property damage. Harry/Savitar slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,179 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Savitar - Complete
Lime Green Wasps, Ballet, and Big Red Bouncy Balls by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry explains why, once again, he hasn't done his homework. And this time, he has a really good excuse. A perfectly believable one. But- does Voldemort really know ballet? Third in the Potions Class series, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Rifts and Vampires by enigma-kar reviews
Spike finds himself in Cardiff. John Hart finds himself in Cardiff. The Torchwood team are in Cardiff. What happens when paths meet?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Spike, John H. - Complete
Drops of Jupiter by Mara202 reviews
Wherein Harry and Blaise are testing a new spell and get into lots of weird situations involving aliens and a minor scandal. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini cracky slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Twinkerbell by Kyra5972 reviews
Brian gets an interesting Trick-or-Treater...
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Too Sexy Macarena by Kyra5972 reviews
There's a reason Remus makes James and Sirius run their plans by him before implementing them…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Jon Hart, Not a Vampire by DWDuck reviews
A wonky Vortex manipulator lands John Hart in Sunnydale, CA. A case of mistaken identity leads to some odd encounters for John and Spike.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John H. - Complete
A Soul Within by tstop reviews
Harry has found the man that makes him feel complete, but what happens when that man is just a dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,139 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Cinderfella by Bryton4ever71 reviews
Another QAF faerie tale! What's a fairy tale collection without a fractured version of Cinderella? ENJOY! What happens when you throw broken condoms and a terrible STD called FADES into the mix? Read on...
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,309 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Justin T., Brian K. - Complete
15 things Harry Potter isn't allowed to do by TheQueen117 reviews
Yeah so I'm sorry if it's lame, but hey my first attempt. review to tell me if it sucks, k? The title says it all. It is one of the "lists"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
It Takes Two to Tango into the Sun by Izzie Jackson reviews
Godric's death doesn't just reach Eric, but his other childe. A certain Isabella Swan.
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Godric - Complete
Last Wishes by Keikokin reviews
The reading of Harry's will reveals a few surprises and sends the Malfoys on a quest. COMPLETE SLASH OOC FLUFF with a touch of James Bond
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Aftermath by broadwaypants reviews
A follow up to Day of Silence, in the form of reader-requested oneshots.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
Just A Stomach Thing Or Something by Kyra5972 reviews
"I'm fine. I just have a…stomach thing or something." Justin comes home when Brian starts getting sick, but the cancer isn't back, it's just a stomach thing…or something.
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Brian K., Jack H. - Complete
Unlocking Torchwood by Jadelyn Tate reviews
Dawn should know better than to watch a marathon with Andrew on a Monday night... Jack/Ianto, hints of one-sided Tosh/Owen
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dawn S., Jack H.
Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
A follow-up to "Broadway Geeks" that chronicles Rachel and Kurt's wall-to-wall on facebook after Kurt leaves NYC.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
Broadway Geeks by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt and Rachel are both on vacation in New York City at the same time. Their respective sets of parents aren't too keen on seeing a bunch of musicals, so the duo sets off together and end up spending two weeks together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Hey, Kinney by Kyra5972 reviews
Kinney was a name Faith hadn't heard in years, one she never thought she'd hear again. After all, there are so few people who know it's her last name, her brother being one of them.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Faith L., Brian K. - Complete
They're Worse than Evil Unicorns by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt and Jesse wanted their wedding to be nice and quiet, but they got exactly the opposite when the Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest. Cue their friends and family showing the WBC exactly how that makes them feel. Strong T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 1,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soccer Shorts by broadwaypants reviews
Mike comes to glee practice wearing his soccer uniform, and Kurt likes what he sees.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by broadwaypants reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
My Son is a Superhero! by broadwaypants reviews
From a prompt at the glee fluff meme asking for Burt being proud of Kurt. So here are five times he held it in and once where he practically exploded.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7606 - Favs: 12,524 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Life in Sunnyhell by Niamh O'Leary reviews
Buffy writes a book about being the Slayer, and meets some interesting people in Flourish and Blotts. This story is Buffy/Snape.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Buffy S., Severus S. - Complete
A Time Warping Time Lord by GwenOwenforever reviews
Just as Riff Raff and Magenta are about to kill Frank, two strangers suddenly appear in a strange blue box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
I'm not actually your younger brother, Finn by broadwaypants reviews
Finn calls Kurt "Little Buddy" after a Gilligan's Island marathon with their parents. Kurt is pleased but confused, and decides to ask Finn about this choice of nickname.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Coming of Age by WithDemonWings reviews
As Harry approaches his 17th birthday, Remus makes some startling realizations. Slash. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by Charlie Aome reviews
Buffy and her friends head to a nightclub where they happen to meet up with a hot bleached blonde. This is a birthday present for Spikelissa based on the song by Cobra Starship
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Birthday Wish by MageKalize reviews
It's Harry's birthday and he gets one wish. HP/SB/RL Threesome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Graveyard Confusion by Ash-Varnei reviews
AU to book 4. Harry is helped in the graveyard, but not by his dead parents, but by a mysterious man in a brown, pinstriped suit. And a Blue Police Box. And Dumbledore watches Doctor Who?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Harry P. - Complete
Double Entendre by fyren galan reviews
“Is that a promise?” he all but purred, his grey eyes freezing Harry in place. Harry stuttered, “A t-threat.” Lucius/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Goes To McKinley by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Submission for Multicolouredeyes' birthday challenge. Hermione goes to teach at McKinley High. Purt slash. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Puck - Complete
To Taste Of Sin by waywardvictorian reviews
Harry Potter was no longer interested in being a martyr. He wanted to live, and after escaping his cell in Voldemort's stronghold, he encounters something he hadn't expected. Based on the song Hell fire from the Hunchback of Notre Dame, pairing Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Open Sea by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones don't want just one heart! What is Harry Potter to do? Jack Sparrow/Harry, Davy Jones/Harry. Summary in profile. Under new management, original is from Dark Crimson Flame. Sign up to write the next or future chapters. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,184 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Was Born That Way by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy didn’t think anything was wrong when their son, Draco, had been born. Granted, he’d started bawling something that sounded suspiciously like ‘Ree-Ree’, instead of crying the normal, ear-splitting wail that most newborns do...DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A midsummer nights dream gone wrong Or right by mylove-Benedict reviews
A mid Summer nights dream. Yes, it was the middle of summer and yes, it was a dream. But I didn't know that on my 16th birthday, my feelings would realize what my sub-conscious mind has known since I was 13. Harry realizes that he Loves Lupin. HP/RL Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Helping Hands by Halimede reviews
When Ron's immature jealousy becomes too much for Harry to take after his name comes out the Goblet, an extra pair of hands or two decide to come to his rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Revertio by GoddessofMadness reviews
A potion project gone horribly...right? Will Draco be able to handle raising a baby Harry? Will their budding relationship survive? Only time will tell. * COMPLETE * I was once called JakesGirl2010
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wait im a Malfoy? by teamfred reviews
Its Harry's 6th year and Dumbledore comes by with life-changing news. Harry has a brother and a family.Hes not a Potter at all; but wait... a Malfoy? How will he deal with this new change. Nice!malfoy Powerful!Harry NOT A SLASH R&R or flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,711 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The BoyWhoLived: to be a Vengeance Demon? by Mistress Ashley reviews
A certain amulet turns up in the HP-verse. Can you guess who finds it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Of Calculations and Birthdays by thescarletwoman reviews
So, how does one go about figuring out the birth date of the immortal man? Jack/Ianto, Owen/Snark, Ianto/Coffee
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Adventures Of Harry Potter by HMS Jones reviews
...Boy-Who-Lived To Be A Pain In A Certain TimeLords Arse And A Life-Long Ianto Fan. Harry raised by The Doctor, takes revenge and moans, in a three in one oneshot. AoHP 'verse
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The True Down Fall of the Dark Lord by mrscakeakajane reviews
How the Dark Lord was really braught down. includes references to Severus, Remus, Draco and Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sparkling Angels by Bloodless-heart reviews
The Cullen family find themselves going to Hogwarts for the year. Where the past patient of Carlisle is reunited with them. Harry Potter / Twilight crossover. Edward and Hermione are not together in this story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hallmark doesn't make I'm not dead cards by MissChriss reviews
Daniel forgot to tell people he wasn't dead
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Xander H., D. Jackson
Don't Go There by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Xander tells Buffy and Willow about his real father, and they come to a rather strange conclusion. Drabble.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Xander H., Victor C./Sabretooth - Complete
A Gryffindor Robe by slytherin-razorblade-princess reviews
Snape and McGonagall storm into the great hall having an argument about who Snape is seeing. I DONT OWN ANYTHING Okay well i suck at summaries it's a Snarry and only my 2nd fic, will be more chapters if I get any reviews SLASH dont like dont read
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
His Touch, My Loss by sageXride reviews
This story I wrote is based on two of my friends. Therefore flames are not welcome. Iggy and Fang have just come out, and are shunned by the flock. This causes all sorts of problems. Will this leave a lasting effect on one of them? Please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Sunnydale's Time Lord by King Hawke reviews
The Doctor thinks he's the last Time Lord. He's wrong.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Xander H.
Doctor Potter? by rylanaj reviews
Harry Potter, as he should have been.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 314 - Published: 4/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Harry Potter And The Mistress Of Time by Pheonix-Imagination reviews
the new decfence teacher is sneding off weird vibes in class, one day there is a comotion as our favourite doctor finds he is not the last of the time lords after all.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Boy Who Lived To Be A Leprechaun! by DaggersBloodPain reviews
“Mate, you know when I said it couldn’t be worse?” He inquired groggily. “Yes, Ron,” Harry sighed. “I take it back.” He mumbled. “I know Ron.” Harry replied. This is just a short funny One-shot written as a cure for writer's block. Creature fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Diamond in the Sky by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Six year old Harry hears a nursery rhyme and makes a wish, causing him to disappear for ten years. When he returns he's a little different from when he left. For one thing he's not exactly human anymore... Slash CWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Touch of the Wind reviews
Spike is Justin’s great-great-great-great Uncle, and he’s come to Pittsburgh to visit. Buffy Crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Spike, Justin T. - Complete
President Brian A Kinney by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
In honor of inauguration day... Me and my friend got into a talk of if we could have any one for president who would it be. I said Brian Kinney. She laughed and we began to ponder what it would be like and here is what we came up with...
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Unresolved Sexual Tension by vbollman reviews
Harry's playing matchmaker only to have the tables turned on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cub or fawn? by PadyandMoony reviews
A closeted and in denial gay Remus. An angry at James who is allegedly cheating on her Lilly, a bottle of firewhisky and thirteen years and nine months later Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban.Warinings: SLASH and mention of child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Mischievous ministrations by Crazy4Moony reviews
There's just one or two things that you can't tell your son--or you can, but James just choses not to. That won't stop him from frolicking in Potions labs with his secret lover though. Boy, will Harry be in for a treat! JPLM. Why isn't whinning a genre?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - James P., Lucius M. - Complete
Cover Story by Kyra5972 reviews
James and Lily were never really together – It was just a cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Bad Moon Rising by Soleil Mar reviews
What he wouldn't give... crossover with Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Teddy L., Gus P. - Complete
International Relations by Ashvarden reviews
HarryViktor slash. GOF, the four Champions go out for a night of 'interchampion bonding'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
An Avatar and his Cat by Vampirehelsing reviews
HanChan. A sorceress turns Zuko into a cat and tells him he'll remain that way until he finds his true love. Will he discover his love among Aang and his friends? Not as strange as it sounds. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
A Game For Fools by TextBookDreams reviews
Harry's dead set on teasing Draco when he finds out the Slytherin loves him, but he doesnt realise how much damage he's really doing. HPDM Magical Creature Warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 278 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Essence of Blasé by Vialana reviews
Andrew/Harry :: Not exactly a normal first meeting, but what in Andrew's life is normal anyway?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Andrew, Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
James' Dream by RandomTopic reviews
James has a dream...a very scary dream...it involves Snape you see...and marriage...to Snape...wait, what was that last thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Love and Creatures by Neverbird reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins become reluctant parents of a particularly feisty breed of magical creatures. Naturally, Harry and Draco are partnered together. Expect romance and chaos in equal measure. slash HD, RHr. PreHBP, now AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance by LadyVisionary reviews
After James and Lily reappears, seemingly alive and well, mysterious things starts to happen. Are the Scoobies and the Potter's second chance at life enough to stop the Dark Lord from spreading darkness across the country?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Silverhope's Veela by Keikokin reviews
Poking fun at Veela fics, with Draco as the Veela. This is very campy. Dedicated to Silverhope. COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
A Cold Rain by Lucinda reviews
After her fall to the dark side, Willow's efforts to make amends are rejected, and she leaves Sunnydale, encountering David.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Willow R., David - Complete
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
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Entwined Lives reviews
Times have changed, and homophobia now rules the Wizarding World. Hermione must save herself and her friends from it, and takes all of them to Pittsburgh, to stay with her half-brother Emmett Honeycutt. HPDM, BKJT, MMLPHG, Ted/Blake, Drew/Em
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Hermione G., Emmett H.
Another Huck Finn Tale
Okay, I will very quickly admit that this is not mine, a friend sent it to me in hopes of it getting put on here. it's a project for English... His is much better than mine turned out, I think. T for coarse language Short little one-shot, WILL NOT BE CTD
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Their Sides of the Story The Real HP Series
A few 'letters-to-the-author' type chapters that every author needs to have. mpreg, drarry, ron/pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 821 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011
Detention reviews
What really happened, that night in detention? Movie-verse starting at SS ON HIATUS UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
A New Life reviews
Harry changed over the summer, and didn't tell his 'supposed' friends. What happened, and who is the reason behind his abrupt change? Dark-Hunter x-over, Drarry, SSSB In Process of being rewritten
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P.