Greetings my fellow book-nerds!

Name: Ember

age: 2, 673,456,778,996 (jk! ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh its a secret)

favorite color: OrAnGe :) !! (i don't care if you think its ugly!)

Random possessions i feel like sharing with you: rainbow neon stripy toe socks, amazing silver paint marker i may have possibly stolen from the art room..., Disney Princess band-aids, rainbow tie-die converse, neon orange glow in the dark converse

Hobbies: finger painting, drawing, doodling in class, bass gaiter, soccer, writing obsessively, spacing out in class, creeping out my friends, dressing in bright colors, typing with my elbow - edmbhgeret (ember in elbow typing)

Something you should know about me: I'm dyslexic so please excuse my multidude of spelling and grammatical errors. If you don't know what that is look it up. Also i'm a bit of a percrastonator...

Lucky Number: 3

Favorite TV shows: BURN NOTICE!!:), Bones, Physc, Royal Pains, , White color, Chuck, Make it or Break it, Numbers, Glee... Well actully my top three our Burn notice (obviously), Bones, and Glee

Books: Prophacy of the Stones, The water Mirroir, Just Listen, Percy Jackson and the Olimpians, Harry Potter, Willow, more that aren't coming to mind...

Music: Match Box 20, Rob thomas(i NEVER get tierd of his voice), O.A.R, Matt Nathonson, Kings of Leon, Snow Patrol, We the Kings, the Fray., train..and loads more

Things that piss me off: when teachers don't let me doodle in class, when material objects go out of their way to get in my nervers, when my ipod dies while I'm using it, when people don't respect my amazingness, when people don't wear colors besides gray or black or white or brown, un-descriptive authors, when computers don't work, when people look at me like i'm a freak (well...actully this doesn't bother me that much i'm used to it)

As you can see I'm a very special person. (and no I'm not a 5 year old)

i have 4 rules and things you will mostly find consistent in my stories

1. NO BABIES!! it totally ruins the romance

2. NO MARRIAGES!! every thing's, like, totally lame if the couple gets married

3. Romance/ sappiness (most likely damsel in distress)

4. happy endings

5. Tears

Couple I Like/LoVe

Burn Notice

Micheal/Fiona (My current #1, since this summer fallowed very closly By Bones and Both)

Bones

Bones/Booth (incase you whatch the show but are really stupid and unovserbent Temperence Brenan/Seely Booth)

Hogdins/Angela

Diasy/Sweets (there's really not enough of that out there:()

Glee

Rachel/Fin

Puck/Quin

Percy Jackson and The olympians

Annabeth/Percy

Just Listen

Annabel/Owen(No duh)

Rent

Mimi/Roger

Harry Poter

Hermione/Ron

Greek

Cappie/Casey

Even/Rebecca

Coupels that piss me off :

Slashes!! I'm not a homophob, but i hate it when people change a perfect couple. ewwww

Booth/Rebecca or any one else who isn't Bones

Hogdins/Zack

Bella/Jacob

Annabeth/Luke

Percy/Rachel

Micheal/ anyone who isn't Fi

Fi/Sam (OMG i know what were they thinking?? I opened this story i thought was a mike/fi fic once and i literally gagged when i discoverd the truth.)

Quin/Fin (I mean it rhythms for god sake! There's nooooooo way that's going anywhere.)

Angela/Wendal

Hermione/Snape (WTF, i know, but believe me i've seen it been done and it is damn gross)

Hermione/Harry

Ron/Harry

There our more i can't think of at this present moment...

This was stolen from a friend of mine EllieheartsRent who stoll it from some one else, who probally stoll it from someone else, and so on and so forth but it was so friken halarious when i read hers i just had to try it!

List twelve characters from your fav fandom in no particular order, then answer these questions about them. Feel free to use people you hate, too!
1. Micheal Westen-yum
2.Fiona Glenanne
3. Sam Axe
4. Madeline Westen (for the hell of it)
5. Jessie (i hope in this story activity he ends up dead. That would make me very VERY happy)
6. Booth - also yum
7. Bones
8. Hodgens (he doesn't need a first name)
9. Angelea
10. Diasy
11. Sweets (lancelout)
12. Zack

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Booth and Sweets?!? God no! Oh the image! My mind hurts...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
let's see...Madenline Weston... Hell yes! i just drool over fat old laddies!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Zack hodgens got pregnet? Well despite the fact that that is well... imposilbe i think they would have a pretty cute man babby. Unfortunitly Zack might not make the best parent...

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Did i read any fic about Angelea? Pft. I must read at least 20 a week of -Bones does something emotionlly stupid involving Booth-gets depressed- goes to Angelea fics. They never get old.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Booth and fi????? Booth might like her, but i can't decide who'd kill him first for even looking at fi: Her or MIcheal? Either Michael would get pissed, kidnap booth and take him to some remote parking lot, and send him runny back to Washington or he would drive Fi crazy and she'd blow him up with an obsenly large amount of C4.

6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Jessie/Hodgens or Jessie/Daisy. Jessie Seems pretty striaght to me so, i'de have to say Daisy/Jessie. yes it's brillant! Jessie would be so madened by her anoying banter that he would emplode!!!

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
What would happen if Bones walked in on Fi and Zack having sex? Well ignoring the fact that fi wouldn't give zack second glance, They would all die in pure horror of the situation. no acually i think that would be me. Bones would say something logical about Fi being mentally insucure and zack and fi would resume their.. um..activites.

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Sam/Daisy!?! Okay then... Umm... Daisy is dumped by Sweets, and moves to Miami to persue her forensics carear. There she meets Sam who is curently looking for younger prey after being dismissed by his latest lady friend. For some unknown reason they are sunednly compatable and well ext..ext...

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Micheal?Hodgens fluff? Ummm no. At least i certinly hope not.

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Bones/Zack hurt comfort fic? Well that's intierbly plausible. Infact i think i've read one before. Booth tells bones he loves her in a not "atta girl" way and a confused upset Bones confides in Zack for logic and comfort. The end.

11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
Sam/Michael? Not in any universe! Actually i believe thats on my couples i hate list. miceal and Sam smut -Shuders- gags-. Micheal/fi smut on the other hand...i've read my fair share of that.

12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Sweets? Of course! How could I not love the underastimated phycoligist? i must have at least 3 daisy/sweets fluff fics (curtisy of Elliehaerts rent) on my favs list.

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Fi/Madie or Fi/jessie? i'de rather be murdered then have anything to do with a fi/Jessie fic. gross. Fi/Madie: i'll call it answers. Umm.. fi is frustrated by Micheals seemingly selfish actions and turns to Madie for aswers. Friendship obviously or that just be wrong on so many levels.

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
A song fi about hodgens???? Oh the options... I'de have to go with "I hate everybody" by...well iforget who that's by or "Beautiful is Gone" by The Ruse for that pianfully depressing period of time away from Angeala.

15)If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
A Michael/Booth/Zack fic? Warning: I you read this you will be scared for life and may experience post tramatic stress disorder and frequet nightmares.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Jessie? Please, i would nver honor Jessie by reading a fic about him... unless it involves him being tortured. Like the one i'm working on now!

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy

List twelve characters from your fav fandom in no particular order, then answer these questions about them. Feel free to use people you hate, too!
1. Mimi Marquez
2. Angel Dummott Schunard XD
3. Marky Cohen
4. Roger Davis -drool-
5. Maureen Johnson
6. Tom Collins
7. Joanne Jefferson
8. Benny Coffin (whoa, can you believe it took me a whole 5 seconds to remember his surname? How DO you forget a name like Coffin??)
9. April Ericsson
10. Muffy! (she needs no last name)
11. Alexi Darling
12. Ah! I'm out of people! Um...Evita the Akita ;)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Collins/Alexi Darling? I doubt there's one in existence! If there is, it better not be one of those fics where Collins moves on after Angel dies! NOT HAPPENING, PEOPLE! (those fics tend to aggravate me quite a bit)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Is Roger Davis hot?! Honey, do you live under a rock, or something. ROGER. DAVIS. IS. THE. HOTTEST. PERSON. ON. THIS. PLANET! (and I may have the teeny tiniest crush on him...)

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Evita the Akita got Benny pregnant!? Well, despite defying all laws of nature and having a pretty gruesome human/dog relationship, I think they would end up with a yappy yuppie (oh, I crack myself up) scum baby landlord who hates drum music and wears questionable sweater vests. I also think Muffy would freak and send Evita (plus the yappy yuppie) to a dog sanctuary in Paraguay. And she would divorce Benny. And then Benny would get rabies, and start foaming at the mouth due to his relationship with Evita. The End.

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
Please, not a day goes by where I don't read an April-commits-suicide-and-Roger-gets-all-angsty-and-yells-at-Marky-and-goes-into-six-month-long-withdrawal fic. They're just so fun.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Would Angel and Collins make a good couple? Hmm...let me think about that one...:P

6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Maureen/April or Maureen/Muffy! Hmm, gotta go with April (despite her being dead), just 'cause she seems like a nicer gal (if you ignore the whole abandonning-Roger-through-suicide thing).

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
What would happen if Joanne walked in on Angel and Evita? Well, first, I think she'd check if she was hallucinating, and then she'd run all the way to Santa Fe in pure horror. What is it with all these characters sleeping with Evita? Do human/dog relationships not freak them out?

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?
Mark/Muffy?! Uhm, when Benny's out of town on a business (-cough- yuppie scum -cough-) trip, he asks Mark to water his plants (what? I'm sure Benny has plants...). Then Mark meets the infamous Muffy and sparks begin to fly...
(what a disturbing fic! Poor Benny!)

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
Mimi/Benny fluff? Nope, don't think so! Sure, there's a lot of smut when Mimi's mad at Roger, but I can hardly imagine reading a fic about Benny and Mimi having a tickle fight -shudder-. What would happen to poor Roger?

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
A Joanne/Evita hurt/comfort fic? Well, maybe Evita could remind Joanne of her dead family dog, and they'd have...um, a 'strong connection'. So, title, uhm...'Remembering' (I know, my titles suck. deal with it!)

11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
Mimi/Marky? Eww, no! Call me old fashioned, but I like to stick to the canon smut, thank you very much!

12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
Alexi Darling? I doubt it, she's not that popular, poor girl.

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
Angel/Roger or Angel/Maureen? Angel/Roger (friendship!! Otherwise...ew) could be 'Seeing Things Another Way' (Angel could teach our lovely angst-filled rockstar about carpe diem and all that jazz. Actually, that's a cool idea. I'll get right on that!)

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
A songfic about Benny? Oh! Oh! Master of the House from Les Mis! Just because...well, isn't it obvious?

15)If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Mimi/Collins/Evita. Warning: Contains human/dog relationships and a lot of OOC behaviour (straight Collins? Hello!).

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Maureen? I read one this morning, actually. One of those hilarious 'hey, Joanne, let's adopt a kid!' ones that I can't seem to stop reading.

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Micheal and Bones are in a happy realtionship(um eww?) untill Angela runs off with Bones(it could happen). Michael heart broken, has a hot onenight stand with Sweets (since when is Micheal gay??) and a brief unhappy affair with Zack (Child Molesting!) then fallows the wise advice of Jessie (yeah right, Jessie giving good advice) and finds true love with Sam (gag, barf,die).

18) Title/warning for the above fic?
Title: Mimi Can't Decide (tick, tick BOOM! reference XD) Warning: Icky smut and human/dog relationships.

19)((This is the LONGEST QUESTIONS EVER, BE WARNED! THE RESULTS CAN BE CREEPY!)) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.
Maureen, Roger, Joanne, Mimi and Marky are playing Truth or Dare (seems plausible enough...). Maureen asks Joanne, and Joanne says Truth (so far, so good). Maureen asks who Joanne loves, after some prodding from Marky (I can hardly imagine Mark being persuasive...), confessed their true love with Roger ( Ah! No! Joanne's not straight!). Roger does not share this feeling (phew!), and in fact is in a secret relationship with Marky (no!! Not Mark/Roger! Anything but that!). Joanne is heartbroken and seeks comfort from Mimi (not again!) while Mark and Roger run into the sunset together (the sunset? For real? Is Mark wearing daisies in his hair?). However, Maureen is secretly in love with Mimi (fair enough, Mimi IS gorgeous) and becomes so jealous of Joanne, who, after the comfort from Mimi becomes in a relationship with Mimi, so Maureen decides to murder Joanne (WHAT?!), but is stopped just in time by the police officer Muffy (Muffy to the rescue!?) and is sent to prison, allowing Mimi and Joanne to continue their relationship.

20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?
Title: Murders, Muffy and Sunsets, Oh My! Warning: A heck of a lot of OOCness and weird/unlikely smut. And Mark/Roger -shudder-. Ew.

until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Michael and Bones (eww) are in a happy realationship

18) Title/warning for the above fic?
Title: Mimi Can't Decide (tick, tick BOOM! reference XD) Warning: Icky smut and human/dog relationships.

19)((This is the LONGEST QUESTIONS EVER, BE WARNED! THE RESULTS CAN BE CREEPY!)) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.
Maureen, Roger, Joanne, Mimi and Marky are playing Truth or Dare (seems plausible enough...). Maureen asks Joanne, and Joanne says Truth (so far, so good). Maureen asks who Joanne loves, after some prodding from Marky (I can hardly imagine Mark being persuasive...), confessed their true love with Roger ( Ah! No! Joanne's not straight!). Roger does not share this feeling (phew!), and in fact is in a secret relationship with Marky (no!! Not Mark/Roger! Anything but that!). Joanne is heartbroken and seeks comfort from Mimi (not again!) while Mark and Roger run into the sunset together (the sunset? For real? Is Mark wearing daisies in his hair?). However, Maureen is secretly in love with Mimi (fair enough, Mimi IS gorgeous) and becomes so jealous of Joanne, who, after the comfort from Mimi becomes in a relationship with Mimi, so Maureen decides to murder Joanne (WHAT?!), but is stopped just in time by the police officer Muffy (Muffy to the rescue!?) and is sent to prison, allowing Mimi and Joanne to continue their relationship.

20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?
Title: Murders, Muffy and Sunsets, Oh My! Warning: A heck of a lot of OOCness and weird/unlikely smut. And Mark/Roger -shudder-. Ew.

By the way if you are a complete stranger and feel the need to rant about anything (Preferable related to fan fiction or one of these books/shows, but it doesn't matter i can play shrink) or just want to share something to someone, fell free to PM me. I also welcome authers i actully know...but either work for me. Really your welcome to it. I don't bite...most of the time...