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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Angel, and Gossip Girl.

Hey! It's connor-rox! my user name is about Connor from the tv show Angel! He's my all time favorite TV character. Also, so they is no confusion, I am a teenage girl.

Hobbies: reading, horse-back-riding, singing, dancing, hanging out w/ my bffs, and writting+reading fanfiction (of course!)

Fav Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, Eragon, Vampire Academy, Blue Bloods, Marked, Meg Cabot Books, Gossip Girl, It Girl, Private, Privilage, Jodi Piccoult Books, and Phillippa Gregory Books

Fav TV Shows: 90210, Switched at Birth, Wizards of Waverly Place, Nine Lives of Cohle King, Sonny With A Chance, iCarly, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Tudors, Victorious, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 10 Things I Hate About You, Gigantic, O.C., One Tree Hill, Shake It Up, Jersey Shore, Pretty Little Liars, Ringer, Revenge, and Gossip Girl

Fav Websites: FANFICTION (duh), facebook, myspace, twitter, google (who doesn't like google),and webkinz

fav music: paramore, Usher, Flo Rida, selena gomez, demi lovato, adele, flyleaf, taylor swift, cascada, Cobra Starship, lady gaga, ke$ha, Willow Smith, Pitbull, katy perry, rihanna, Pretty Reckless, and a lot more!!!!!

I'm like addicted to this list! I once gave a speech about it in speech class!


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, and then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, and sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!” rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scant Ron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth (but only sometimes!!).
Sleep with your socks on at night.


You wear lip gloss/stick.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You were eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- love your enemies. it pisses them off

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-tell the truth and run

-if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, I go save your pathetic butt

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

-all right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for

- the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

-I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...


On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside ~~ The shoplifter special?

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". ~~ Which is how?

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". ~~ As opposed to?...

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". ~~ Lol, anyone know what the other use is?

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." ~~ No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". ~~ So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.

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ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Humanoid by Slaughter Daughter reviews
It's been months since Connor's attempt at suicide, things seem to be getting better but things aren't always as they seem, for when Connor's alone his heart takes a dark turn. Will Angel find out what his son is doing to himself before it's too late?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,243 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Connor, Angel
Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 124,090 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Saving Eric by arianna532 reviews
Jenny doesn't reveal her secret during Easy J, Eric does. When Chuck confronts Eric about what he did, he discovers something Eric has been keeping a secret for a while. Will Chuck be able to save Eric before its too late?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Chuck, Erik
Things that the DA aren't allowed to do by Anime-Rosalie reviews
The remaining members of the DA-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ginny, Colin, and Dennis-find a list entitled 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They attempt to pull off the list, enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Love You, Hate You by arianna532 reviews
Gossip Girl get tired of profiling her favs. So she asks them to do it for her. A character by character profiling of each other.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Serena, Blair
Muggle Studies by SiRiUsLyPiNkaNdGrEeN reviews
There's a good reason the Marauders were the last year to go on field trips in Muggle Studies. James, Sirius, & Marlene drive Remus, Lily, & the professor bonkers with their complete lack of knowledge of the Muggle world! By: do i need a pen name & An-Jelly-Ca
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,113 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Marauders, Marlene M.
The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish Eicher reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.
Just Leave Me Here In Pieces by Blood Red Kiss of Death reviews
The Bulimic & The Cutter; a look into the minds of Blair Waldorf and Eric van der Woodsen. Season 4
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Blair, Erik
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What the Hell is Fanfiction? by TheQueen117 reviews
James, Remus, and Sirius are given a laptop and stumble upon fanfiction. This is their reactions! -COMPLETE!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Falling Again by mikamilk reviews
Elliot/Erik. Asher hasnt forgiven Erik for what happened and is out for revenge. Things arent looking bright for Erik, will he be able to handle it? contains dark themes, suicide, self harm.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Erik, Elliot
Twilight DeJaVu by RosalieandAlice reviews
HIATUS! The real Cullens go see the Twilight movie with some comedy on the way! REALLY Funny! plus some intense drama towards the end! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Rosalie, Alice
I Really Did Love You by arianna532 reviews
Post All About My Brother. The next day after the party, Eric meets with Asher to talk. They bring up old memories and realize they just don't work together. Story is better than my summary. I promise.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Erik, Asher
Truth or Dare Marauders Style by jajajaja reviews
Sirius and James invite Snivellus and some other Slytherins to a friendly game of truth or dare. First House unable to complete a dare or to answer a truth loses! Who will be the victor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Severus S., James P.
Chuck Bass Kiss or Tell REWORKED FROM 2008 Fic by cadkins08 reviews
When C gets S to get the gang together, she doesnt suspect his alternative motive...playing Chuck Bass' Kiss Or Tell. Only it is being completely reworked to be more realistic to the actual show. B/C S/D N/V Season One
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Chuck, Blair
How You Know by BimboBoop reviews
Ten ways to know if your girlfriend and best friend are into each other. Series of pre-show scenes that should have warned Nate that there was an attraction between Chuck and Blair, including lots of friendly banter between the two. Hints of N and S.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Facebooking With The NJBC by The Very Last Valkyrie reviews
What if Gossip Girl monitored Facebook? What kind of posts would she intercept? What new secrets would she uncover? Discover the clubs, pages and statuses which make up the lives of your favourite Upper East Siders.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Serena, Blair - Complete
A Serious Parody by TrasKatter reviews
Chapter 3: "H-hello Hagrid, I'm Harry." "No, yer not, I'm hairy!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Izzy Volturi by VainVamp reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella was changed and she joins the Volturi. Edward's backs. What happens? -PERMANENT HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,031 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jordan and Selena's wedding by AboutAMessOfADreamer reviews
Between Salem Falls and Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult, Jordan the defense attorney and Selena his private investigator marry, and here's how I think the wedding might have gone. Includes other Jodi Picoult characters from The Pact and Salem Falls.
Nineteen Minutes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010
Saviour by DiaryofSomeone reviews
Erik and Chuck have never been close until something happens after Asher's party that changed the way they or at least Erik saw eachother.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Erik, Chuck
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The World's Worst Proposal by padfootlover4eva reviews
Sirius has a video camera, and he films James Proposing to Lily. What will happen when Remus shows Harry the tape years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
New Life, Old Friends by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
New Moon, Edward Left and never returned. 25 years later, Bella and her new coven yes she a vamp meet the Cullens again.Will Edward and Bella be together together again? ExB maybe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,991 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Warmth and Comfort by ChoCedric reviews
Shhhhh, Harry, it's all right," Sirius soothed, tenderly rubbing circles on Harry's back. "It wasn't your fault, kiddo, it wasn't." A moment shared between Harry and Sirius at the beginning of book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
What You've Given Me by peacefulcacophony reviews
After Umbridge's Quill carved words into his skin, Harry kept his silence. Sirius won't allow him to any longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Complete Misadventures of the Marauders by Lily Orange reviews
A hundred sets of lines James, Sirius and Lily have had to write in their time at Hogwarts documenting the stupid and downright hilarious things they did, set by none other than their Head of House Professor Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Thanksgivng: Gossip Girl's favorite holiday by inevitablethoughts reviews
SPOILERISH: my take for thanksgiving episode in S3. Eric wants to take Jenny down is today a good day? Will she realize what she is becoming? BAD SUMMARY! B/J friendship J/E friendship R&R please oh and i wrote about how my other stories are coming along.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Erik, Jenny - Complete
Trust Me by DaeDreemer reviews
Jenny and Eric, Summer 2009-- not talking, sailing, and getting arrested.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Jenny, Erik - Complete
After the gathering comes the scattering, Little J by Stella296 reviews
Set after 3.07. When Blair hears about Little J's behavior, she decided to help Eric and Jonathan with quite a punishment for Jenny. After the gathering comes the scattering, Little J. Nobody told you not to cross the Waldorf/Bass/van der Woodsen family?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Blair, Erik - Complete
Two Sisters by DaeDreemer reviews
S1. Post 1.16. BE. The morning after, Blair goes to see Eric. Because there are some things she can't afford either.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Erik, Blair - Complete
Switch by Elsey Snape reviews
Bart and Chuck get tricked into therapy, but Lily could never have imagined that this would occur!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
Severus versus Sirius by MissCHSparkles reviews
The title says it all, this a non-slash piece of fluff involving our favorite potions master and Mauruder. Warning, contains Sirius aspects and brief Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Crazy Thing by Elsey Snape reviews
After Serena and Chuck go to college, things get tense in the vdB household. Can Eric and Bart keep their family from falling apart? Conclusion.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Is it a Wonderful Life? by Jenn11 reviews
Chuck/Blair Post Gone With the Will. Chuck gets to see what the future would be for his friends if he had gone off that ledge... Will he be able to change that future...
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009
Careers Advice by mouldlestrange reviews
Some of the Harry Potter characters recieve Careers Advice - no thanks to Sirius Black and James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
My Perfect Life, Destroyed by cubgirl reviews
Ever wonder how Rosalie Hale's life was BEFORE she became a vampire? Well, here's how everything happened before that horrible night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,524 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
Of Cheetos, Scarfs, & Cabbage Patches by DaeDreemer reviews
An evening alone sees Chuck, Blair, and Eric in an herbal haze-- new things are tried, some things broken, some things stolen... and summer is underway.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Chuck, Erik - Complete
Renesmee by DevanRenae-StupidLamb reviews
Renesmee has been in love with Jacob and has struggled dealing with her father reading her mind. After relationships start to end, a secret comes out from an unexpected person. Someone in the shadows come out and makes Nessie's world caotic! PLZ TRY IT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Nightfall by cwprincess reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, way after. Renesmee is all grown up and is feeling those "teenage hormones". Jake refused to let her do what she wants, and her parents just don't understand. So what happens when a stranger comes along that does understand?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cullens Chat room by Misslittlepinkbag reviews
See what is happening in the cullens chatroom this is the last one of the series only 3
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
The Gospel According to Fudge by Rainey Dae reviews
I defy you to find another... HARRY POTTER X BIBLE crossover! It won't take but a minute of your time... come on. You know you want to know. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2009 - C. Fudge - Complete
Role Models by black4minister reviews
Reasons why the Marauders were such good role models for us devoted fans-a little mad humour-have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
10 WAYS TO MAKE ROSALIE MAD by kstevens reviews
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
UNTITLED ROLEPLAY by XLoony-LoverX reviews
This is a roleplay. Read it to find out what happens! Rated T for suggested thoughts of suicide and hints of inappropriate behaviors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Rosalie, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Train Station by Evildevilangel reviews
It starts as a twisting in the pit of his stomach and a funny tingling at the back of his neck... NOT a happy story. Can be read as James/Sirius slash or friendship, up to you. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The House Which Time Forgot by VictorianChik reviews
Early 2nd book. After Dobby's visit, Harry runs away, and Snape kidnaps him with the help of a huge dog. Snape plays mindgames and makes Harry live different miserable scenarios. Snape seems psychotic, but Harry believes some good exists in his captor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,102 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Times Past by James Black and Sirius Potter reviews
Harry goes back in time to save not only James and Lily Potter but also Sirius Black. What changes will he make and how will it effect the fight against Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 75,357 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
No one Wants a Chuck and Blair Interrogation by Cryzzel reviews
No one wants a Chuck and Blair interrogation. Especially Nate, but unfortunately for him, he had the honors of experiencing it. CB & Neric. Oneshot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
The Infamous Rosalie Hale by Ajilia Lyran reviews
Introducing Rosalie Hale. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Broken Angel by FizzySherbert reviews
Edward gets angry and says things he shouldn't to Rosalie. This was originally a one shot but seems to have taken on life :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Rosalie
Chuck Bass Has No Family by Princess Persephone reviews
How Chuck feels about the Van der Basses, his father's death, and why he has to leave those who love him behind.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Dates of the Alphabet by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
Sirius dares James to ask Lily out using words of his choice. Well that should end well... Drabbles from A-Z through Lily and James' relationship. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That Horrible Boy by TeddyBear334 reviews
Petunia and Lily's parents meet James and Vernon. Under construction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Names for Baby by Nessa Elendil reviews
Lily and James -with 'help' from Sirius- are trying to find a name for their unborn baby. What will Lily think of Elvendork? --Was not written as prelude to Baby Harry series, but may be read as such.-- -rating for mild language-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
One Weird & Random Day! by reviews
I was bored so i decided to do this! OK. All I'll tell you is that James had a really weird and random day..............
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Chuck Bass' Kiss Or Tell by cadkins08 reviews
When C gets S to get the gang together, she doesnt suspect his alternative motive...playing Chuck Bass' Kiss Or Tell. Soon, the UES thinks B/E/C are a couple and summer in Texas? B/C S/D N/V RNR
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
In a Name by He's No Angel reviews
Another AU fiklet. The Ateam plus Spike and Connor look up the meaning of their names. Some like what they read......Others dont. Hahaha. Funny and just plain WEIRD.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Connor - Complete
Breaking the News by Neurotica reviews
AU. One-Shot. Revised. Truths Universe. Sirius has good news. Sirius wants to tell Harry his good news. Will Harry react as well as Sirius wants to Siruis' good news? Set between chapters twenty-five and twenty-six of Altercations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Like Father Like Son by Elionwy reviews
A CCS challenge: Something happens to Angel and Connor that changes their perceptions of each other somewhat... (Angel Connor body switch)
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Angel, Connor
What the hell? by Reaka reviews
When Sirius tests out his new personality potion, Hogwarts gets a new shock. Now Remus is hyper and James is calm. Insanity is at hand. Nothing like the Harry and Dumbledore one! Guarenteed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Remus L., James P.
The Most Likely Suspect by Zetta reviews
Remus plans to dye Sirius's hair blue, and when he is successful, an allour prank war begins between MWPP. Tell us a tale of this prank war that resulted in a limp, a leopardprint mohawk, and purple underpants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Blood Brothers by Zetta reviews
We, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew, listed in order of age, do hereby swear and vow that from this day forth we shall always be friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Things to Know Before You go Camping by MandaB reviews
Sirius goes Muggle camping and has a bad experience. Please RR and no flames thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Color Pink by Jennavette reviews
I don't care what you say, Moony. I think you look wonderful in pink. MWPP time period.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
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What To Do in an Exam If You're Going to Fail reviews
Sirius finds a list of 43 things to do in an exam if you're going to fail anyway and he and James are going to do every one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Ashes of the Past reviews
The Upper East Side is shaken when Asher Hornsby returns. How will the new stepsiblings, Eric and Jenny react to their ex-boyfriend's reapparence?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Erik, Jenny
Discovered At Last reviews
What if when Harry was back at Grimald Place for Christmas, Sirius and Remus had discovered the scars on Harry's hand? Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Promise Me reviews
Eric tells Chuck how he came to be in the Ostroff center. Chuck makes Eric make a promise to him. Brotherly Bonding. Not a slash.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Erik, Chuck
How Could You, S? reviews
What would have happened if Eric had not been so forgiving of Serena leaving him? What if he had been angry with her for abandoning him? Serena visits Eric in the hospital and he is less than happy to see her. One-shot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Erik, Serena - Complete
Back Once Again reviews
Connor's living with Angel and the gang and everything seems perfect. Until Darla returns again, and she is determined to get Connor if it is the last thing she does. Can Angel protect his son from his mother?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Connor, Darla
What Does IDK Stand For? reviews
Alice has a question. Does Edward have the right answer? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Marauder Style reviews
James and Sirius are bored, so Lily suggests a game of Truth-or-Dare. Rated T just in case. I will add more characters eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Two New Faces at Hogwarts reviews
The trio is in the midst of 5th year when two new girls join their house. Malfoy can't seem to take his eyes off one. The other fasinates Snape as the daughter of the only one of Lily's friends who didn't hate him. Get ready for an interesting year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.