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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
New York, I Love You:
You know you live in 2oo9 when
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reson for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screename or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the House for the remote than press the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss dosn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read the list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read the list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.
10.) You scroll up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?