to love him x
hide bio
Poll: Who should Bella end up with in 'Torn Between' ? Not definite : Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-16-09, id: 1936538, Profile Updated: 08-25-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

New York, I Love You:


You know you live in 2oo9 when

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reson for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screename or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the House for the remote than press the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss dosn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read the list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read the list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scroll up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "x" stand for a kiss?

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Burning Scars & Metal Bars reviews
Bella knows Edward's past, but do Edward and the Cullens really know Bella's? It wasn't quite as simple as Bella let on. What really happened in Phoenix? What will happen when the past finds Bella again? Jaspers not the only one with scars.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Leaving life reviews
What was it like for Edward in New Moon? We've heard Bella's side but what about him? What was it like to tear himself away from the person he loves most? ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn Between reviews
When a new werewolf imprints on Bella how will everyone deal with it? How will Bella? How will the werewolf? What about Edward? Bella/Imprint? OR Edward? Story Not Jacob Formally 'New In Town'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella