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Heyy well this is my profile i hope you enjoy bones cause if you don't i may have to force you to sign up for a hodgen experimen...

If you're a Christian and you're not afraid to say that Jesus is your Lord and Savior, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Booth and Brennan need to wake up, smell the coffee and make out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to music in the bathroom, sing along in the shower, use your toothbrush as a microphone, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

Put this on your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you think iPods are gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (bones :D)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you watch several shows that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I Luv Jesus soooooooooo much!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Sorry 'bout this:
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

BONES!!

Do you have all of the episode names and order memorized? Yes

Can you not help but quote Bones on an hourly basis? Yes

Did you start watching Buffy because David Boreanaz is in it? never seen it :(

Do you feel obligated to introduce everyone you know to the amazingness called Bones? YES

Do you worship TJ Thyne? nope i worship David and Emily though:)

Do you know Zack's middle name is Uriah? Yes

Have you ever considered a career as a forensic anthropologist? yes

Have you ever wondered how it's possible for Bones to not have an MD? no she has a phd so its fine

Do you know exactly what episodes Bones and Booth first hold hands, hug, and kiss? Yes

Do you find Bones to be the only show that you can watch the same episodes over and over and NEVER get bored of them? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Does the number 12402510221 mean anything to you? yess zach memorized durring a case it was the parkings spot and how to get there

When someone says dirt, do you picture Hodgins freaking out? Lol, YES

Have you become a conspiracy theorist since you started watching? cant say cause this might be recoured bt the government... hahah yea i am

Is it obvious to you that the Jeffersonian is modeled after the Smithsonian?no duh sherlock i figured that out the first episode :P

Sorry 'bout this:
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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A Chippy Kind of Love by goldpiece reviews
When a problem arises in Booth and Brennan's partnership, Sweets suggests a radical new treatment to solve the problem, but what happens when that treatment backfires?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
House of Bones by Brennoothfan4ever reviews
What happens when there's a murder at Princeton‑Plainsboro Teaching Hospital? Of course Bones and Booth go to investigate. But what what will Sweets think when he's along for the ride? A little House added in just to spice things up a bit.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,521 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Give It a Shot by Melloki114 reviews
Brennan's thoughts on Booth's kiss, and the aftermath. Will Angela help her change her mind? Spoilers for The Parts in Sum of the Whole
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Misinterpretation of the Unsaid by danagabrielle reviews
Another one of my speculation induced fics. If you hate spoilers, stay away. My readers say my fics are totally in character. Just so you know : Will be rated M later.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Since You've Been Gone by McShip reviews
Bones gets an email from Sully, saying that he was coming back. How will it effect Booth and Sully... and Bones! Rated T for safety. Disclaimer: I do not own Bones. FINISHED!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Angel Saga by thisaccountisdeadnomorestories reviews
Booth and Bones' daughter comes back to the past to save them, but will she be able to? And how much will she change the future? How much will she change BB relationship? CURRENTLY ON BOOK TWO.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
In The SUV by Agatha-Naomi reviews
Booth and Bones get in a car wreck. What changes could be in store when both are cold and frightened? Fluff, Body Heat, and flirting. Multi chap.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bones' New Partner by bobthetree123 reviews
Booth has to leave town for work, and Brennan hits it off with her new partner. But Booth returns and finds evidence that he's a serial killer, yet Brennan won't believe him. Will Brennan be his next victim? What if it's already too late? NOW COMPLETE
Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
When two people become one by knajjfanofbones5 reviews
booth and bones go through several trials in their partnership......... bad at summaries please read
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Email Survey by lolo0o0olol reviews
what happens when the characters all receive an online survey from eachother then talk about it? how will they respond? rated T for reasons you will understand ; please review! thanks :
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
The Bones of the Heart by Brennanite47 reviews
Second in "The Secret Series". B&B are hiding the new step in their relationship. How far will Angela go to uncover the truth? B&B romance and humor.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Sexual Tension by Rose Aarac reviews
That one question doomed them. Or blessed them, depending on your perspective. B/B all the way
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Possibilities by LiveFearlessly reviews
These are a whole bunch of short stories I wrote. They are rewrites of scenes during the episodes. The parts I thought were cute, I wrote my own endings. enjoy. The stories are not in order. The episodes are not in order.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan