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Hi my name is Hayley!

I'm twilight obsessed. I love to read. Music is my ultimate passion!

One of my eyes is redish-brown while the other is greyish-brown. I have brown hair (Edward loves brunettes!! YES!)

Twilight

Is the best thing that has ever happened to this world!

Movies

TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, ECLIPSE, BREAKING DAWN (i know 3 haven't come out yet, but i'm positive that i'll love them), Juno, 27 dresses, Baby Mama, Finding Nemo (lol), Thirteen, Speak, What Happens in Vegas (best movie besides twilight) funny as hell!)

Music

I love writing my own music! I play guitar, piano, violin, flute, clarinet, trumpet, and drums. i only play flute, trumpet and clarinet at school for band. i play piano, guitar, violin, and drums for my band.

My ultimate fave bands are PARAMORE AND FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS!! best bands to ever grace this planet! I also like The White Tie Affair, The Maine, Reliant K, Jimmy Eat World, New Found Glory, Coldplay, Aerosmith, the Police, and many many many many MANY more!

TV Shows

Prison Break (i can't believe it's over!! and the ending is shocking !! and upsetting :'(

Law and Order : SVU (best evr!)

ICarly (it's pretty awsome for Nickelodeon!)

Degrassi: TNG (if you hate Degrassi, leave Canada or don't come to Canada!!)

RANDOMNESSSSSSSS:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say PARAMORE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say GREASE
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay
.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality
.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If the mom may die...)

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT I FIT A STEREOTYPE BECAUSE OF THE WAY I LOOK, SPEAK, OR WHATEVER ELSE, I HAVE A SPECIAL PRESENT FOR YOU...FUCK YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!


Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!


You Know You Live in 2009 When...

1. you go to a party, sit down, and take myspace/facebook pics

2.you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3.the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/myspace/facebook

4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV

6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer

7.you read this list, and keep nodding and smiling

8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this

9.you were too busy to notice number five

10. you actually scrolled/looked back up to see if there was a number five

11.and now you're laughing at your own stupidity

12.put this in your pro if you fell for it.


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hayizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): bluelion

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Luna Crescent (for real!)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilhaho

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): bluerootbeer

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alnoeje (?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow (awesome! Shadow is my puppy's name)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mango Plans

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Bronze Hook


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~


Funny things I laughed at

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

friends are God's way of apologizing for family

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

my friends say 'look a birdy' behind me in the lunch room then my goldfish are gone!!

people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers

your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im triping you

good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you

i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.


--Basics--

Name: Hayley
Nickname(s):
Hayls, Luna (middle name), Lunae, Lu, Lulu, Talula
Age: 14
Birthday: March
Birthplace: Canada
Current Location: Canada
Eye Color: Brown/grey/red
Hair Color: brown

Height: 5' 6"
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Pisces

What Do You Drive: i don't have liscence
Screenname: musicismybf17

--Do You--

Have any siblings: one older bro
Have any pets: puppy (shadow)

Have a job: yep (i perform with my band) i guess it counts
Have a cellphone: yes
Have any special talents or skills: i have awesome guitar + vocal skills
Have any fears: heights and i'm claustrophobic
Have a bedtime: nope
Sing in the shower: it's where i get all of my practice! lol

Want to go to college: yep

Get along with your parents: nope

Have any piercings: Ears, eyebrow, lip, and nose
Have any tattoos: yea, musical notes on the back of my neck

Swear: yup
Smoke: No

Drink: no
Do Drugs: NO!

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: i'm in love right now
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: God no!
Are you single: nope

Are you in a relationship:
yes
Do you have a crush on someone: nope
Ever been dumped: yea
Ever dumped someone: Yea

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off:
depends
TV or Movie: Movies
Car or Truck: Cars
Cash or Check: Cash

Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

French Toast or French Fries: French toast
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries
Cookies or Muffins:
Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break:Winter

Hugs or Kisses: Kisses :)

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: HELL NO!
Smiled for no reason: Yea

Laughed so hard you cried: almost everyday
Talked to someone you don't know: Yeah
Drank alcohol: no
Done drugs: No!
Partied 'til the sun came up: No
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: yea, nothing tooo serious
Been out of the country: Yup

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Yes
Ever TP'd someone's house: yea
Ever egged someone's house: no

How many languages do you speak: English
Who do you compare yourself to: No one
Ever regret anything: of course
Do you like being tickled: only by my boyfriend

Are your fingers tired: Not really
Are you tired of this survey: a bit
Are you happy: sure...


A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don'tbelieve it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's
important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot

who calls you back when you hang up on him

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-


"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."


Stories:

I'll Make It Better:

Bella's dress to meet her new parents (BROWN) --> the matching shoes-->

Bella's dress for Lauren + Jessica's party -->

Alice's dress for Lauren + Jessica's party -->

Rosalie's dress for L+J's party (RED) -->

Dragonfly Pendant from Edward--> +

Esme's dress for the Beach-->

Rosalie's dress for the Beach--> (yea i know, it's quite over the top!)

Alice's dress for the Beach -->

Bella's dress for the Beach -->

Bella's tube dress for date with Edward @ Italio's -->

shoes for tube dress(PURPLE)-->

heart necklace--> +

Jasper's dress for the dare--> ( in ivory/black and i know the model kinda fills the dress too much, it really is a prety dress)

Jasper's shoes for the dare-->

Rosalie's dress for Tyler's party--> (RED) shoes--> (GOLD)

Alice's dress for Tyler's party --> shoes-->

Bella's dress for Tyler's party --> shoes-->

Alice's dress for lunch @ Italio's --> shoes-->

Bella's dress for lunch @ Italio's --> shoes-->

Rosalie's dress for lunch @ Italio's --> (BROWN) shoes--> (GOLD)

Alice's dress for Cullen party--> shoes--> (BLACK)

Rosalie's dress for Cullen party --> shoes-->

Bella's dress for Cullen party--> shoes-->

Rosalie's shoe charm--> +

Rosalie's star necklace--> +

Alice's key necklace--> +

Alice's BLUE purse necklace--> +

Alice's PINK purse necklace--> +

Alice's shoe necklace--> +

Alice's star necklace--> +

Bella's heart necklace--> +

Bella's flower necklace--> +

Bella's sapphire+diamond ring-->

Rosalie's dress for Mike's party--> (RED) shoes-->

Alice's dress for Mike's party--> (PINK) shoes--> (PINK)

Bella's dress for Mike's party--> (RED) shoes--> (ROYAL SILVER SATIN)

Alice's clubbing dress--> (PINK) shoes--> (GOLD)

Rosalie's clubbing dress--> (RED) shoes--> (BLACK)

Bella's clubbing dress--> (BLUE) shoes--> (SILVER)

Bella's umbrella charm w/ charm bracelet--> +

Bella's lobster charm--> +

Bella's dress for dinner on the beach-->

Bella's starfish charm--> +

Bella's octopus charm--> +

Bella's fish charm--> +

Bella's crab charm--> +

Bella's seahorse charm--> +

Alice's engagement ring-->

Bella's engagement ring-->

Bridesmaid dresses from Alice's wedding--> (INDIGO + DARK BLUE)

Alice's wedding dress-->

Rosalie's 'I LOVE YOU' ring--> +

Jessica's dress @ Bella's wedding-->

Lauren's dress @ Bella's wedding-->

Bridesmaid dresses from Bella's wedding--> (WHITE)

Bella's wedding dress-->

Jessica's wedding dress-->

Jessica's bridesmaid dresses-->

Lauren's wedding dress-->

Lauren's bridesmaid dresses-->

Alice's dresses from the fashion show--> -- -- --

Rosalie's dresses from the fashion show--> -- (RED) -- -- (GREEN)

Bella's dresses from the fashion show--> -- -- (BLUE) -- (BLACK/WHITE) -- -- -- (BOTH YELLOW AND PINK)


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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 5,063 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Masquerade by dream-a-lot reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
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14 Simple Rules reviews
There are just 14 simple rules that the twilight gang had to learn the hard way. Extremely funny! R&R canon couples, all human... Won't regret reading.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Battle of the Bands reviews
It's that time of year again! Battle of the Bands competition time! Two bands go head to head in a competition of music but find other things along the way. In the end, everyone quickly forgets what the prize is. canon couples R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'll Make It Better reviews
When Bella loses her mother, Renee, because of her father, Charlie's, vicious attack, she recovers from being nearly killed herself. She soon finds herself a new home, new family, new friends, and a new love? *first fanfic* R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete