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Joined 05-16-09, id: 1936748, Profile Updated: 05-15-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, Amelia Peabody Series, and Hawaii Five-0.

I.

One of my favourite topics when in my youth - about a year ago.

A snarky, overly verbose, didactic humanoid female, I enjoy writing, reading, painting, organic chemistry and being nasty, not necessarily in that order. However, I am also afflicted with a woeful predilection towards disgustingly cute, fluffy snippets of stories (I cannot take them on a large scale - they then give me indigestion).

I despise people with an inflated idea of the worth of their writing skills - if you cannot spell correctly and do not even have a grasp of basic grammar, you have no business writing. Flee, foul fiends! Therefore, do not be too surprised if you wander on to this page after I have given you a truthful assessment of your abilities that you find . . . harsh.

Hmm. What else, what else? Oh, yes. Most, if not all, of the stories I write or those on my favourites list contain slash. If this offends you, stop reading. Don't bother me with your silly little flames about being shocked after having read the disclaimer. Of course, I also have no patent on the characters I write of, although this saddens me greatly. Ah, if only I had a few Voldemorts, Snapes and Dumbledores to hand, I could have achieved world domination by next Tuesday.

To make things absolutely clear, I do not own a majority of what I write about. However, please do not let that stop you from giving me money, chocolate, rare first editions and other nice things.

Well, as I can think of no other information about myself that I would willingly divulge to strangers, I will now cease. Ciao, darlings.

Note to self: must not forget that glorious, glorious story on HP Fandom, 'Dearest Harry - Eileen's Story', nor the outstanding 'Return of the Prodigal', by Lachesis.

Other note to self: must recall that university life involves entities outside the world of fanfiction. Must read this each time I wander on to my profile to gaze adoringly at my favourites list.

15.03.2013

I've returned to fanfic after an extended hiatus. I've mostly been on the Archive of Our Own, under the name 'Lady_L', but I decided to return to where I first fell in love with fanfiction. Fair warning: med school is slowly squeezing the life out of me, so updates may be sporadic.

Also, given the considerable changes to this site and the regulation of content, all mention of sexy times on my stories will be curtailed to my AO3 account.

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By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 416,998 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29698 - Favs: 15,889 - Follows: 14,289 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 5,669 - Follows: 5,831 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 4,724 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Vale of Destiny by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to One Wizarding Summer. Harry and Cedric return to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year. Expect new allies and relationships as canon gets turned on its head. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Harry/Cedric; manipulative!Dumbledore, some bashing, AU, no spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,582 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4829 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 7,940 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Visionary by BC reviews
Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,582 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Letters from Dr Malfeasant by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a new life goal and no one and nothing shall hinder him in his valiant pursuit to join the Eaters of Death. Except possibly that pesky Captain Potter. (Fic heavily inspired by Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog.) Epistolary fic. Cracky. Read with no expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Flight From Death by WizardsGirl reviews
HP/Temeraire X-over. Harry defeated Voldy at MoM. Dumbles handed him to the muggles. Death would have been a mercy... RATED M for Rape/abuse/allusions of child abuse/VIOLENCE/ and cursing... R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,532 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P.
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 7,488 - Follows: 1,592 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dragomirs' by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry Potter and Teddy, his adopted son, are cornered by Voldemort. Harry grabs his son just before the numerous deadly spells hit them and they both pass out. They wake up to a world so different to the one they left behind. AU Eventual HarryRemus. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,888 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
What Time Fears by Swiftmint reviews
Erik is a soldier turned academic, Charles is an academic turned soldier. Together they set out to discover an archeological mystery that could change worlds. Problem is, Shaw has the exact same idea. Archeological Adventure AU. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
HD 'Clinical Trials of Case VLA101' 2011DracoTops by tigersilver reviews
2011 Fest Fic, DracoTopsHarry. Veela Draco, Forced Bonding. Auror Potter has another service to perform for the Wizarding world and this one quite specifically involves that Unspeakable, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,324 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Brother in Need by madwriter223 reviews
-Inspired by a prompt- There were many things the Avengers could expect from Loki. This was not one of them. Decription of Arachnophobia, slight Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Sinne Fianna Fáil by vairetwilight reviews
Through Quidditch, distance and war Harry must struggle to hold onto what he has whilst Quiggley fights to keep what he can't live without. Kamerreons Rare Pairing Challenge. Slash. HPQuigley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., F. Quigley - Complete
If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words by Evendim reviews
It had seemed an excellent idea to Twiglet, alias little Legolas, to make a picture for his Adar, to celebrate 'Rhiw', 'Winter', but as always, things surrounding Twiglet seldom go to plan!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
One Wizarding Summer by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to 'Once Upon A Cedric', Harry/Cedric and the summer after the Tri-Wiz. SLASH, manipulative!Dumbledore, new toys, new Marauders, new discoveries, an eccentric French wandmaker, Mad-Eye Moody and the usual suspects...with Cedric very much alive!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 254,970 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Love from the House of the Golden Flower by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Glorfindel/Harry. Glorfindel of Gondolin, Lord of the House of the Golden Flower, is in love with the youngest child of Lord Elrond of Rivendell. Harry is completely oblivious.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Glorfindel
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10622 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Twelfth Night :: A Faerie Tale by I Got Tired of Waiting reviews
COMPLETE : SLASH : He lives in solitude, stripped of the life he once knew, until one Christmas a new life comes to him, changing him forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
As You Wish by Darth Stitch reviews
A Snarry Fairy tale. This is a spoof of the Princess Bride. HPSS slash. UPDATED again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5677 - Favs: 5,695 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
One Dark Night by Enros reviews
SLASH. Elrond/Ugluk. Sounds unlikely? Read it and believe! Trust me. It's a beautiful thing. Somewhat AU in that Ugluk is still alive after the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Elrond
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Revenio reviews
Revenio: to return After Gibbs finally did something so horrible that even Tony could not forgive it, Tony went away to recover and be appreciated for himself. Now he's returned to DC, but he's definitely not alone.
Crossover - NCIS & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Tony D., Steve M.
Son of the Desert reviews
Harry was raised an Emerson. Ramses Emerson knew that Harry stood between two worlds. "The most beautiful objects I take, I keep for myself." Ramses will not easily release Harry to the wizarding world that turned its back on him. Warning: slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Amelia Peabody Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P.
Were Wishes Abraxans reviews
A compendium of drabbles based on Kamerreon's 'If Wishes Were Thestrals'. I warn you here about . . . well, everything the human mind can envision.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Harry P.
The Beauty of Auroras reviews
As an ancient evil enters the world, Harry Potter once more dons the mantle of unwilling saviour. With the wizarding world in chaos around him, Harry must learn to live while surviving. DMHP, SSRL. Warning: SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Life Twice Lived Vignette reviews
A very short, fluffy excerpt from a story I am currently working on. I owe the idea to Vorabiza's 'Secrets'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete