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Hey u guys out there! Check out both of my best friends stories they are awsome! bibi1997324 and cathyrulz4Ever/FanFlover10! I love you guys!!

Hi!I'm twilightwatcher12345(A.K.A Tammy or by my mysterious author name Cindy lou garcia :P)

FYI I read the book first before I saw the movie (the movie had already come out and I was still reading the book so thats considered reading it before I watched the movie so ha!)

My age:5-100 (you guess)

My b-day:7/13/I forgot (not really)

Great now u hve all the info you need 2 know me! Hooray!!

Thanks for readin my BS! :P

pics of bellas school for story 'scarred player' (oh and just the pic on the homepage not the other weird stuff ok)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

(Writes down name seperately)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?


3. Your first initial?


4. Your month of birth?


5. Which color do you like more, black or white?


6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

(Writes it down somewhere else.)

7. Your favorite number?


8. Do you like California or Florida more?


9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?


10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

(Writes it down somewhere else.)

Are you done?

Yup I am.

If so, scroll down

Ok :)

(don't cheat--)...Fine. -_-
1. You are completely in love with this person.

I know...haha it would be so funny if someone wrote down their cousin or something.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.(Thats nice :D)
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.(Thats nice too)
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.(Nice too.)
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it. (:D)
6. This person is your best friend. (I know :D)
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.(Nice)
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.(I know :D)
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.(True :D)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. (Ok I did :D)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (I did this when my friend told me a joke while this dude was in trouble and i started to laugh like crazy. It was awkward!I still laugh at the joke though)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (The Vampire Diaries: The Awakening)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At least I don't think I have...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Almost every night...)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile(I really don't do that but hey what are you gonna do?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (A girl called me weird once, I smiled and thanked her!)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (All the time...)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (As long as I’ve got my best friend, I’m good!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile (Every time I meet a hot guy, otherwise I never shut-up)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile .

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (Hit my head)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into yours

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...)

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile. (Hmm, let's see... I love rock n' roll, hey look! I do know!)

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I still try to, and I'm determinded to actually do it one day)

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have not succeeded :()

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (See the next two copy and paste things for further info)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (I was at school and this girl was reading eclipse and i started talking to her)

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

You can blame all your problems on two invisible people named 'Juan' and 'Cindy', if you believe this, copy this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you've ever cursed really loudly, and then realized that a teacher was standing right behind you, copy and paste this into y our profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile

girl language
















are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


1, What color is your toothbrush?


2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Ezie (Ezequiel A.K.A my bro.)

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping :P

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Tricking my brother about the toothfairy...haha

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Almond joy!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Ew no, perv.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Stupid you're not supposed to sit on the crate with the pillow on top! (don't ask)

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies n cream!!

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Cold milk.

10, Do you like your wallet?

Uh i don't have a wallet but i do like my dad's it has weird pocket thingies.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

A spoonful of chocolate frosting!

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yeah a grey tunic thing.

13, The last sporting event you watched?


14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cheddar flavored popcorn!!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?


16, Ever go camping?

Haha outside in my backyard.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No but once in a while.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No but I go to monthly cleansings...

19, Do you have a tan?

Yeah it's a genetic thing...

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

gasp* No! Well maybe with sushi...or is that Japanese?

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No it tastes too fizzy when I do that.

22, What did your last text message say?

'Ok ttyl :)'

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Not much gonna babysit my lil brother.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My window's curtain.

26, What color is your watch?

I don't have a watch the last one was black with silver though...

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?


28, What is your birthstone?


29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru, to lazy to get down -_-

30, What is your favorite number?

13! :D

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My cousin

32, Any plans today?

No it's night time but I guess sleep...

33, How many states have you lived in?

One, never been out of state anyway. (I live in Texas)

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My lil bro who won't leave my room.

35, Last song listened to?

Fuel to the fire by the maine.

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Lol yeah I do i practiced once with my bro's after we watched amazing crime videos.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Used to have a live in nanny but she got fired for hitting my brother...(he was 2)

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My multi colored flats.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yeah, but who isn't?

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Um i don't know?

41, Do you love anyone?

Ya my family and friends, don't have a person i 'love' yet.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No i hope not until they are at least 18.

43, What do you usually do during the day?

I don't really do much just watch tv write and sometimes other stuff.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Hmm no not really I don't really like to hate people.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Lol yeah I do this thing with my dad where i say 'Hello father,' yeah u need to be there to understand...

46, What color is your car?

Don't have a car but if i do i'll get one that is yellow, blue, or black.

47, Do you like cats?

I love all animals!!^^

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yeah. . .

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Lol yes was supposed to go during school this year but it rained and we went to an imax theatre and dave and busters...went the other year though.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Yeah got the scar on my arm from a knife...

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage s, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Vampire's like Baseball?

You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!

You're intoxocated by my very presence

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: sexier Than You since 1901

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

So, to all my friends reading this, YOU'RE GREAT!

Select my name and press ALT + F4

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

My Mother Taught Me…

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.

The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be

Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle

what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Let me call an ambulance.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack

every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal.being the employee of the month is a good example of how you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to die eventually.

Smile. It confuses people.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like.
When life gives you people you don't like, push them off bridges.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

The race for perfection has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.




You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

The Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

road to success is always under construction.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

43 of all statistics are useless.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Born free… taxed to death.

a good friend will cheer you up when people pss you off.
a best friend will help bury the bodies of the people who pssed you off.

a good friend helps you up if you trip, but
a best friend just stands there laughing beause they tripped you

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver

Dont' knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that

Fishing is the sport of drowining worms.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross raods and not have their motives questioned

You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph

13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them.

Odds of being killed in a tornado- 1 in 2 million.

You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark

The longest kiss on record lasted 130 hours and two minutes.

The average 4-year-old asks over 400 questions a day.

• The average person speaks about 31,500 words per day.
• The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime

• 40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.(I have done that already : ) )

Approximately 97.3978271128 per cent of all statistics are made up.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

14 things to do at wal-mart!

1. Open a bag of marbels and spread it all over the toy section and blame it on the ghost.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

being employee of the month is one example of being a winner and a loser at the same time

Death is God's way of saying, "Your fired!" Suicide is a human's way of saying, "You can't fire me I quit!"

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we fucked up! But that shit was fun!"

Fear is not power. A beaten dog may fear you, but once you turn your back he's gonna strike. Real power comes from respect. -Def Jam

Nobody can do everything. But everybody can do something.

The regrets we have in life are the risks we never take.

A life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

He said "I love you" to me and I sneezed and said, "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."

Don't take life too seriously. It's not permanent.

You're my girl to the fullest and if you're shootin down the place then I'm bringin the bullets!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Boys are like trees. It takes 50 years for them to grow up!

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It because you're gay isn't it?"

Dear lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods, because lord if I pray for strength I'm afraid I'll beat him to death. AMEN!

In order for three people to keep a secret, two of them must be dead.

If you and your best friend never argue, never yell, and always agree, it's because one of you is lieing.

My door is always open. Feel free to walk out.

She looked at me and said, "He's different." I laughed and said, "Girl, there ain't no such thing!" -Me

Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down. Laugh it off, avoid the bullshit. Take chances never have regrets. Because at one point in your life, everything you did is exactly what you wanted!

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.

Friends will say, "You deserve better!" But a best friend will prank call him saying, "You're gonna die in seven days!"

She will chase you around for awhile; but there's going to be a day when she stops running in circles around you. She's going to get over you at that very moment you're going to wish you had let her catch you.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.


When I'm in a sober mood, I worry work and think.

When I'm in a drunken mood, I gamble, fight and drink.

But when all my moods are over.

And the world has come to pass.

I hope they bury me upside-down, so the world can kiss my ass!


We were given two hands to hold.

Two legs to walk.

Two eyes to see.

Two ears to listen.

But why only one heart?

Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.


Keep your head up high gorgeous. There are a lot of girls who would kill to see you fall.


Don't ever be afraid to come to me and cry.

Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eyes.

Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel.

Coz your my girl...And we gotta keep it real.


I ain't looking down, but I see no one above me.

It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen but it's harder to give up, when you know it's everything you ever wanted.

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh.

Every tear has made me stronger.


When you chew gum before you kiss, it actually makes your breath smell worse than before because of your salivary glands ...

Mints work much better(:

GUYS- It is much more romantic to kiss us in a park or under the stars than to kiss in your disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters

GIRLS- Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he's using you ..he's just a little horny ;) there's no problem with that!!

-- It has been proven that when people with the same hair color kiss, it is more romantic than that of a different hair color!!


-- your first kiss isnt always your best kiss

-- If you can tie a knot in a cherry with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your tounge muscles are strong

-- ALL girl's are not hoes, and ALL guys are not players.

Everyone gets a little horny sometimes

Be a great kisser with these tips

-- touch his/her face

-- run your fingers through his/her hair

-- kiss softly at first, then apply more pressure

-- hold your kissing partner

(yup, it's a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it...

methods of Love...
+kiss on the cheek--"we're friends"
+kiss on the ear--"i'm horny"
+kiss on the hand--"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck--"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--"i want you now"
+kiss on the lips--"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands--"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink--"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt--"thats mine"
+playing with the ear--"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight--"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes--"let's get romantic"
+playing with hair on head--"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist --"i love you too much to let go"
+laughing while kissing--"i am completley comfortable w/you"

if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare...


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If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

Try Reading This:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!


The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you.

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."- Nudge -Maximum Ride

Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are.

Perfect men are only fictional.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

A true friend never gets in the way, unless you happen to be going down.

Tellinr a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel that warm feeling.

A man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

It's true that we don't know what we've got, until we lose it. It's also true that we don't know what we've been missing, until it arrives.

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is life wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flick'em the bird.

I wanna die like Grandpa did. Sleeping peacefully. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


What are three words to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

Three words to ruin a man's ego: "Is it in?"

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: Where the heck is the ceiling?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.


He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

Once a girl on a boat walked up to her friend and says," I figured out why life savers are called life savers, because they look like the floating thing". Then the boy says "Duh, what did u think they were for". "I thought they were called that because if you were to choke on them you could breathe through the hole."

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

People say I'm stupid, I tell them not to be jealous!


My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".


Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright. Until they speak.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

When did I find out I was God? I was praying and realized I was talking to myself.

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Guns don't kill people. It's the person who pulled the trigger and let loose the bullet.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.


Please stop shouting at me

I'm already screaming at myself

Please stop hating me

I already hate myself

Please stop lying to me

You already lie to the world

Please stop saying it

I know I'm a stupid girl

Please stop killing me

I'm already dying inside

Please stop asking

You know I'll never confide

Please stop staring at me

You know I'm already ashamed

Please stop hurting me

You know I'm already in pain

Please stop asking me

You know I can't tell you what's wrong

Please stop saying it

You know I'll never be strong

Please stop glaring at me

You know I can't look at your eyes

Please stop watching

I can tell you I'm covered with lies

Please stop trying

You've already failed me before

Please stop critisising

You know I can't take any more

Please stop laughing

You know that it hurts when you do

Please stop pretending

Because you only care about you


Why do you always tell me to leave?

I guess I'm kind of hard for you to believe.

To believe that what I'm talking to you about really matters,

and when you just ignore me, my feelings seem to scatter.

It almost feels like you don't care,

even though you've always been there.

You've given me life, but you've also given me pain,

and though it's all too simple, I know, from this I have nothing to gain.

I can't leave here or say goodbye,

so all I can do for now is try.

Try to get you to notice and understand,

that you should know you were the first to hold my hand.

What I'll do now is sit back and wait,

and hope that my forgiveness isn't too late.

I know you love me like you do the rest,

but it's always that you seem to love them the best.

I guess I'll keep remembering all the things you've done for me,

and hope that you'll continue to care, we'll just have to wait and see.

I love you dearly, just as my sister and brothers,

but the love goes deeper just for the fact that you're my mother.


They never see the real me,

They only see who they want me to be,

I'm trapped inside this perfect box,

but someone has the key to my lock,

It's been so long since I have truly smiled,

I have been crying for a while,

no one seems to look inside,

they can't see whats hiding behind my eyes,

so many things are running through my mind,

so many things I cannot find,

so many lies that I have been told,

so many reason I have to hide and be so cold,

I promise myself to not get close anymore,

I'm closing and locking all my doors,

I'm putting my walls back up,

and rebuilding my barriers,

this is the last time,

next time I wont get back up

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tamizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Sunridge (Dont have a middle name. this is my street name)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lertalva
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Sprite
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ariea
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Margarita
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Flower


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night

BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life

BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

I want a guy like this more than anyone will ever know...

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

The Uncurable Disease

Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scatch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. God.Idiot!

Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Think About It...

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Can bald men get lice??

26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence

4. Give you the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you

6. Play with your hair

7. His hands always find yours

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork

11. Never run out of love

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts

16. Smile a lot

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit it.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

now go back and read the THIRD word from the top down and i bet you can't resist passing it on.(lol I couldnt stop laughing on this one)

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you? The Reason by Hoobastank. (lol I kinda like it)

2. Will I have a happy life? Super Massive Black Hole by Muse. (ah I don't really like this 1)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Gives You Hell by All American Rejects. (shut up)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Thunder by Boys Like Girls. (Ha I really like this 1 lol)

5. How can I make myself happy? Don't Tell Me by Avril Lavigne. (lol I'm still thinkin bout how 2 do that)

6. What should I do with my life? Never Think by Rob Pattinson. (hmm I thot I alredy did that)

7. What is some good advice for me? Pressure by Paramore. (don't know bout this 1. . .)

8. How will I be remembered? All I Know by Paramore. (ehhh yaaa)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Fences by Paramore. (hey catchy)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Pokerface by Lady GaGa. (lol love it!)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? The First One by Boys Like Girls. (Aww I totaly love this song!)

12. What song will play at my funeral? Bella's Lullaby by Various Artists. (love it!)

13. What type of men/women do you like? Beautiful by Akon. (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha so me!)

14. What is my day going to be like? Halo by Beyonce. (Ehh is that good?)

15. What will tomorrow bring? Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. (Umm no comment) (ps:if u don't here from me u no y lol)

1.Charlie 2.Bella 3.Renee4.Emmet 5.Jasper 6.Alice 7.Seth 8.Leah 9.Jacob 10.Carlise 11.Esme 12.Edward

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Alice, Esme? No,not really. Yeah if it's about shopping. Lol

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Emmet? Yeah I guess he's hot. How hot? Not as hot as Edward! Ha

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What no he coudn't have cheated on bella! But well I think that Edward would be sorry about it I guess but with Leah! Don't vampires hate werewolf scent come on?!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Jacob? No, well with Jacob and Reneesme yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eww no way! Bella and Alice! (shivers at the thought)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Ew Jasper/Jacob or Jasper/Carlisle NO WAY! I don't go that way!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Seth wouldn't talk ,look, and be in the same room with Bella and Edward for a month!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Renee and Carlise team up to plan the best wedding for Edward and Bella but Renee is getting suspicous of Carlisle and thinks he is hiding something. . .I guess.

9. Is there such thing as a one/eight fic?

Idk but it would probably be about Charlie and Leah bonding.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Best Friends Lost. . .I guess

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Not that I know of. . .

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of. . .

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Yeah Bella/Emmet and Emmet/Jasper in a friendship way

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Um Heels Over Head by Boys Like Girls. Prob be about her having a crush and that crush breaking her heart. . .I guess

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like a few months ago.

16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Charlie and Seth are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off Seth. Charlie, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Esme and a brief unhappy affair with Edward, then follows the wise advice of Jasper and finds true love with Renee.

Ah Its weird! (shiver). Don't like the begining, don't like the middle, I only like the last part!

Girl Talk
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you!

Please read this poem that I found. I think it really says something,
so if you are someone who thinks that you are better than someone else,
You ARE wrong. Because we are all human, and each life is worth the same,
No matter where we come from, what tongue we speak in, nor how we look.

So please read this poem. Thank you. A lot.

Don't you just hate sterotypes? the bold ones relate to me!

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part may b a bit true...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

stereotypes suck.!

I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,

I know I like to read,

I know I like school, even teachers.

I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it.
So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining gaurds with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night.

When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

One for the Girls!!
1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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The Little Shop of Strawberries by RaptureEntice reviews
"I have never met someone who looks this enchanting, does that make sense? She is just too's 'cause of her eyes. The eyes are mind-boggling to me. I don't want to ever leave her side.."
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sonic, Amy
The Week the Olympians Visited by psychncislover reviews
Zeus has allowed the Gods/Goddesses to visit their demigod children at camp, but a God and Goddess will be put at wits end when their children fall for each other...PERCABETH! WRITTEN IN THE MOVIE'S VIEW OF THINGS, MOVIEVERSE...take your pick XD LET'S SAY IT AGAIN...MOVIEVERSE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Grover - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13054 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is Forever by bibi1997324 reviews
Anything can change when it all seems so perfect. Summary sucks i know story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,569 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Reunion by FlaringFriendlyLover reviews
A member leaves and comes back two years later. How will his and someone else's feelings change and develop over time?
Monster Buster Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,637 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5459 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Always by CathyRulz4Ever reviews
Friends come together, feelings are revealed, and evil comes into the picture to ruin everything. Co-written with Hahli Nuva
Monster Buster Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010
The new girl by Double Winks and a Pistol reviews
Amy Rose's mom had to get a new job and move to Station Square, Amy thinks this is a mistake and wants to go back home, will Amy get friends that will cheer her up? Or will she be sitting in the corner with the nobodies? *Sonamy*
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,638 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Amy, Sonic
Need by Laserfire reviews
Annabeth Chase never really needed anyone. Until he came.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,971 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Something We Can't Explain by Live4YourLove reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie live in an apartment twenty-five stories high, hiding the secret of what they really are. They believe they are human, but how would they know if they remember nothing before the age of fourteen? B/E, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,840 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
So we meet again by Cassandra Raie reviews
Edward left in New Moon, but never returned. He wasnt there this time to Save Bella when she was bitten by Victoria so what happens when she meets the cullens again 100 years later? Well, who wouldnt be resentful? ABANDONED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,620 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Worlds by babedarlingpotter reviews
Bella Swan is the new student in Forks High and she finds out that she's not the only one with a secret. Juggling her superstar duties, homework, nosy friends and Edward Cullen, will she be able to survive public school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,211 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Terrible Moment by CathyRulz4Ever reviews
Sad Fic. Danny's POV. He battles someone horrible and hates what happens to a person he loves.
Monster Buster Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Growing up in Grayville: A High School Story by Crunchiecat reviews
Grayville was meant to be dull, why cant it stay that way?" When youre new at Grayville High everybody knows your name. Everything seems to be in black and white. But behind the scenes, Greyville may be a little more interesting. At least to Amy Rose...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Amy, Sonic
Like Father, Like Daughter by edwardcdazzlesme reviews
Bella is half human, half vampire. After 200 years not knowing who her father is, she then finally discovers that a man named Carlisle Cullen is her father. She moves in with him and his coven. AU and OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,236 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
My Godsisters Cousin by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Bella Swans parents die in a car accident and she has to leave with her godparents and her godsister Alice. Bella hates players for 2 reasons 1 is she had her heart broken to one.2 that same player killed her parents.Edward Player.Not good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Such A Vacation by FlaringFriendlyLover reviews
Pairings. Sam,Chris,and Danny have a surprise for Cathy,but how will things turn out after a while?Will plans change?Who will they meet? and is there going to be a problem along the way? FINISHED!
Monster Buster Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,817 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bachelor by twird96 reviews
ON HOLD!This is the Bachelor Twilight style! who will Edward chose? Who will go home? Who will get into cat fights? find out here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward
No Turning back by RaeRaethehedgehog reviews
After missing another date to save someone, Amy realizes she fed up and tired of having her feelings hurt by Sonic. Not only does he start missing dates, but he breaks his promises to. Soon Amy asks Sonic where his heart is...but will she like his answer?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Lists of what not to do by twird96 reviews
What not to do. Emmett mad a duck army! Alice has 359,364 credit cards! Many more funny things. T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2009
Relaxing In Forks Or Love In Forks by Book-Luver-00 reviews
Bella moves from Alabama to Forks to live with her dad. She is there to relax and make friends. What will happen when she falls in love with the jock/most popular guy , Edward Cullen? Will he love her? ExB! All Human!R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,794 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Forever Love by Ksonic reviews
Sonic and Amy have been getting really close over the last few years. But what happens, when Amy finds her long-lost family, and her step dad separates the young lovers? SonAmy of course! Enjoy! Chapter 10 is up!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Candle in the Night by Max Brown reviews
What would have happened had Bella been a vampire and Edward the human who had just moved to Forks? How would their relationship have been different and how would it have been the same?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Walk At TWILIGHT to Remember by Musicmochroidhe reviews
A twist on the Nicholas Sparks novel we all know and love... Starring our favorite characters from Twilight! Edward Masen is one of the most popular guys at school, but events throw him together with outcast Bella Swan, and of course they fall in love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,949 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
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100 stories reviews
I looked pale and my stature seemed sluggish.My grey long sleeved shirt and dark blue jeans made me seem even duller.I looked up and saw my face which had no emotion or showed any emotion for days-Quote from 1 of my chapters in my 100 stories challenge.:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Scarred Player reviews
Bella,alice and emmet move to a new town and they attend Scarred Heart boarding school.There bella meets edward but,little did she know that edward is the schools biggest player.Regular pairings.A.H.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Into your arms reviews
I suddenly began to think of the memories I had with her. I remember hanging out after school at my house and just talking about random stuff. She made everything seem better, perfect actually. . . . I-I just wanted to be back into her arms again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My 'Real' Heart reviews
Bella and Edward meet at an orphanage.They both have secrets and bella wants to know.On the way they fall in love.But,for bella she has too tell him her past too find out about his.A rewrite of my heart.ALL HUMAN. BPOV n EPOV.AxJ EMxR later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward