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Joined 05-16-09, id: 1937254, Profile Updated: 08-31-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hi all,

So some of you may know me from and for the rest of you, I'll give you a massive episode of Pimp Myself out.

I started writing after I joined Twilighted in March and now I cannot stop the stories spewing from my head. I already have four published over on Twilighted and two I'm working on. I am finally here because of the begging of some of my reviewers is too persuasive...I'll do just about anything for them. Jackson Rathbone is one of them, hehe!

I have a ridiculus amount of imagination and I have a secret vendetta (okay so it's not so secret) against real life. My humor is twisted but people get off on it.

I'm torn between Edward and Jacob but secretly my heart belongs to Jasper and my body belongs to Emmett. What? I can share!

The sequel to Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself 'Better the Devil You Know' is currently on hold. My computer contracted a virus and crashed, erasing a lot of my fics including Better the Devil You Know, Life By A Thread, eight one shots and the extra chapters for DDwtDH Missing pieces. It also erased my all photos and vids which is horrible because of course I didn't back anything up. Yes I know I'm an idiot but I am slowly working through re-writing my fics but it is tedious and time consumming...remember I have three children under four so my time is precariously balanced.

I love you all and I hope to bring you some new fics soon

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Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 4,741 - Follows: 4,676 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Better The Devil You Know reviews
After a confining newborn year,Izzy finds herself in more trouble than she bargained for.She faces new enemies,old friends,a past that won't stay dead and a future that is alive with more craziness than you can poke a stick at.Sequel to DDwtDH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010
Ethan's Bear reviews
A story of love, loss, grief and healing told through a teddy bears perspective. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Picnic Suprise! reviews
Jasper suprises Alice for their anniversery with a picnic in the park...but who suprises who?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Rinse,Cut,Color and Treat reviews
Who is the one person we should trust with our deepest, darkest secrets? Our hairdressers of course! Just a one shot of Alice and Bella and their three favourite hairdressers...funny, funny, funny!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Eats His Words reviews
Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills? Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
A Day At The Zoo! reviews
It’s Emmett’s birthday his human birthday but come on it is Emmett and he wants to celebrate it with his family at the zoo! Hilarity ensues as the Cullen’s try to keep Emmett in line while still allowing him to enjoy his bday. No Ness. Bella's a Vamp
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Emmett - Complete