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And review, cause no-one else will... bastards.

I like listening to hardcore, skating, and tatts (yes, I am girl!), but I'll keep them out of my stories because nobody else does :(

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The Beginning in the End-Part 1 by Schedar G. Maybelis L reviews
Penryn struggles with some of her worst fears as her mind begins to unravel. She must find a way to beat the darkness that overwhelms her before it completely destroys her mind. This short story follows right after The End of Days. Raffryn fluff
Penryn & the End of Days - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 8/30/2015
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20239 - Favs: 12,134 - Follows: 7,009 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6416 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Pointe by Viridian6 reviews
Edward's life was a non-stop party – drinking, drugs, girls – he's completely out of control. Determined to win back his father's approval, he befriends sweet & innocent Bella. His plan backfires, but can he give up his new addiction?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,984 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 4,470 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
In Darkness or Light by psyche001 reviews
Sequel to Set in Stone:She single handedly divided the Legion.Now she stands between the army which was created to destroy her & the side who will fight to save her. The battle was won when Aro decided to let Edward live, but who will win the war? BxE/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,415 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somewhere In Between by Kassiah reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Set in Stone by psyche001 reviews
From within the night's secret shadows,a beautiful winged creature falls for a human girl.She is forbidden fruit in his world but still,he crosses the line to save her life.What happens when their worlds collide & she discovers his horrible fate? AU/M/BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 195,648 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5771 - Favs: 6,763 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conflicted by psyche001 reviews
Her peculiar gift will also prove to be her curse & the one thing haunting enough to drive Edward to his gravest decision ever. Betrayal for her life vs. acceptance for her love. He will save her life but it might cost him her love. M/AH/language/angsty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 436,086 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 676 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
The World is Moving and I'm Standing Still by rcaqua reviews
Lazarus, come forth. Edward/Piano, and various others
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
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Moments Of Oblivion reviews
Their world is crashing in around them - the enemy drawing closer with every day that passes as they hide, terrified and alone, in Hell. Can they find the courage to stand up and fight back against an overwhelming enemy? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Weak And Powerless reviews
Post Breaking Dawn - It's time for the Cullens to leave Forks behind as they seek a new beginning as a completed family. But Bella's blissful existance is rocked when she discovers that she is not as invinsible as she once thought...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella