Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.
Name: L's (or is it?)
B-day: Why should u care?
Place: In a conitnent, in a country, in a state, in a city, in a neighborhood, in a house. That's all i'll say...
Age: I may be crazy, but i'm not stupid.
Saying i like this week: "Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was...there'd be a hell of a population drop."
Hola, Welcome 2 my profile. You are now reading the AWESOMENESS of my profile! Aren't you special? Well, anyways
Random stuff bout ME!
I love to Skateboard.
I love love love maximum ride! Fav. book ever! and Harry Potter.
My favorite color is Blue. But it changes a lot...
AND i HAt--ahem, dislike people who don't review my Fics. soooo be a nice person, and REVIEW! Or else...
Oh and I HAt-ahem, dislike pie. You know, because everyone says I love pie, when they're being random. Personally i think that's a stupid thing to say if you really don't like pie. I mean like,c'mon if you HATE pie then why the heck would you say that you LIKE it? I'm gonna stop now...
About me! : I read...a lot. My friends are always telling me how i'm such a nerd and that i should stop reading and learn to socialize, I barely even hear them. I love music, and carry my ipod around with me EVERYWHERE. I've been to Georgia, Florida, New York, California, Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, West Virginia, and Delaware. My family Loves to travel. I want to go into some form of science as a career when i get older. I hate math. Worst Subject EVER. I don't watch TV, not really anyway. My favorite movie is a tie between Pirates of the Carribean and the Harry Potter movies or the dark night, or...well, you get my point. I'm a very touchy-feely kinda person. I love hugs and kisses, but i'm not asking for you to be attached to my hip, i just want to know that you care. I don't really like the idea of a guy going out and getting me chocolates or flowers. The flowers would probably die, and my friends would steal the chocolate. I hate surprises too. I like to write, but i'm only good at it when asked to write about a specific thing, i dunno why, but that's how i am.
Books: Max Ride! Harry Potter, Daniel x, and the classics, like sherlock holmes and whatnot (i'm a freak, i know. Deal with it.)
Foods: Spaghetti, yummmm, PIZZA and pasta.
Bands: Good Charlotte, Fall out boy, Boys like girls, Panic!At the disco, Green Day, Eyes set 2 kill, The red jumpsuit apparatus, etc.
Song (this week): Heels over Head by Boys like girls
next iz hates
Books: Twilight (I mean, it's good but not my favorite...)
Foods: Spinach (Thoug i've never really had it...)
Bands: I absoloutely positively HATE MILEY CYRUS. (She's too... preppy and blech. I just dont like her.)
Song: Any thing that isnt rock.
ANYWAY, you know in my story olden times, in the first chapter? Well i kinda stole Max's dress idea from the cover of this book Rumors, set in that time so if you want to see it heres a link to the book cover:
So yeah... I read this and got scared, so i had to repost it. Xcuse me if i'm superstitous.
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
See? Talk about creepy.
Anyway enough depressing talk! Time 4 some fun stuff!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (One of my most Faavorite quotes!)
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells.
Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
She was lookin' for love, he was lookin' for fun, it's true boys and mascara always run.
A broken heart is like a broken mirror, it's better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
Move on ,it's just a chapter of your past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Okay, fave fanfic pairings:
Sirius black/OC -Who wouldn't love this?! : )
Draco/Hermione- they belong together. End of story.
Max/Fang- as if they could b with any1 else!
My sister (whom i share this account with) loves Edward/ Bella stories. Her name is Kyra she's 18 and a spaz.
Kyra: Screw you L, (this is Kyra) i'm not a spaz L just has no heart for romance.
L: Do too! I like all the ones i listed above, duh!
Kyra: Yeah, but twilight Rocks.
L: You're a sap.
Kyra: I know, but you love me anyway.
L: Uh...sure i do.
A Edward/Bella hate fic.
A high school drama Edward/Bella fic.
I'll be continuing Even the best fall down sometimes, and Abandoned, and the others. I think Red heads, guys, drama, max's life is done...or i could like write an epilogue or something.
I am working on another Sirius/OC fic but it's in the Marauder era. And i'm working on a dramione fic.
More fun stuff!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Are you done?
2. If you choose:
3. If your initial is:
4. If you were born in:
5. If you choose...
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted
YOUR GUY SIDE:
~You love hoodies.
Total= 17/25... looks like i'm more boyish than I thought?
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
~You like wearing jewelry.
Loving each other-
Laying below the stars-
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Beveryly Hills: (press shuffle on your ipod and use the song names to answer the questions)
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
He wasn't-Avril Lavigne
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Tattoo-Jordin Sparks (Awwwww.)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
How can this happen to me-Simple Plan (Um...ok.)
4. WHAT IS 2+2?
Thank you-Simple Plan (Weird...)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Anthem-Good charlotte
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Let it rock-Kevin Rudolf (I guess that fits)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Crazy-Simple Plan (Too True.)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Bleeding Love-Leona Lewis (that actually sounds kinda morbid...)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
What if-Simple Plan
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINNK OF YOU?
How do you sleep?-Jesse McCartney (That's weird.)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
You and Me-Lifehouse (Perfect song, actually.)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Me Against the world-Simple Plan
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
My life would suck without you-Kelly Clarkson (who would my life suck without?)
15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Thanks for the memories-Fall out Boy
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Fallin' Apart- All american Rejects (ironic)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Never Again-Kelly Clarkson
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
All the right moves-One Republic (That fits...sort of)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Dance Dance-Fall out Boy
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Teardrops on my guitar-Taylor Swift
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Time Stands Still-All American Rejects
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The End-Simple Plan (Shoot, what happens at the end?!)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Say Ok-Vanessa Hudgens
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: Done on 4/10/10
1, What color is your toothbrush?
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
IMing a friend
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. (Hopefully never will.)
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10, Do you like your wallet?
not really. (I got it as a gift...Too...many...HEARTS!)
11, What was the last thing you ate?
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Movie theater Butter
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
I don't text.
16, Ever go camping?
Yep! Every Year!
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
19, Do you have a tan?
All year round baby!
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22, What did your last text message say?
I thought we've established that i don't text?
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
eh...shopping probably. Eww.
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
Poster with a guitar on it, that says Rock 'n Roll.
26, What color is your watch?
Don't have one
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
30, What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
Avoid my mother...
33, How many states have you lived in?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
35, Last song listened to?
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Hmmm...if i do, they're doing a terrible job, my room's a mess! (I should SO fire them!)
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Black reeboks with a hole in the tip.
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
I don't think i am.
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Maybe, I dunno.
41, Do you love anyone?
My family, and most of my friends.
42, Do any of your friends have children?
43, What do you usually do during the day?
Stuff...None of your buisness, creepy question thing!
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I may SAY that i hate someone but i don't have it in me to hate someone, more like "Strongly Dislike"
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No. It's usually Hey, or Hi, or What's up?
46, What color is your car?
Don't have a car.
47, Do you like cats?
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Sure. But why would i tell you?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
50, How did you get your worst scar?
er...I used to be a hyperactive child...
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Control-Metro Station
Waking Up:Swing, Swing All American Rejects
First Day At School: Walls- All time Low
Falling In Love: Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn-Hellogoodbye
Fight Song: It end tonight- All American Rejects
Breaking Up: Move Along-All American Rejects
Prom night: Five minutes to Midnight-Boys like girls
Life: Broken Hearts parade-Good Charlotte
Mental Breakdown: Be my escape- Relient K
Driving: The Great Escape- Boys like girls
Flashback: Heels over head-Boys like Girls
Getting back together: I write sins not tragedies-Panic! At the disco.
Wedding: Hey there Delilah-Plain White T's
Birth of Child: Big girls don't cry-Fergie
Final Battle: The End-Simple Plan
Funeral Song: Paralyzer-Finger Eleven
Final Credits: Check Yes Juliet- We the kings
Put Your Ipod on Shuffle And Fill in the Blank
1. Today You Feel:
Weightless-All time low (I guess that fits.)
2. Your New Myspace Name is Going to Be:
(I don't have a Myspace but ok) Unwritten- Natasha Beddingfield
3. You Woke Up in the Middle of The Night and Heard Someone Shout:
Unwanted-Avril Lavigne (That poor person)
4. When the Aliens Abducted You, They Told You:
Time to dance-Panic!At the disco (Um...Ok)
5. The Reason Behind Your Next Argument Is:
You don't mean Anything-Simple Plan (Harsh.)
6. This is Why People Love You:
Hot N' Cold-Katy Perry
7. This is Why Some People Don’t:
Dead!- My Chemical Romance (er...)
8. What You Do on a Friday Night Is:
Just so you know-Jesse McCartney
9. You Find Out You’re Pregnant And Say:
I can wait forever- Simple Plan
10. The Police Arrest You For:
Before he cheats-Carrie Underwood (I get arrested for vandalism? Eh, sounds like me.)
11. You Won the Karaoke Contest By Singing:
Love Story-Taylor Swift (cool, but i can't sing)
12. Your Best Friend Stabbed You in the Back and You Said:
Apoligize-Timbaland ft. One Republic (Fits but...i wouldn't say that. I'd be like "Bi, i thought i could trust you!" yeah i have anger management issues)
13. You Quit Your Job Because:
Lifestyles of the rich and famous-Good Charlotte
14. This is Why You Screamed Last Night:
Almost-Bowling for soup
15. Your First Baby Girl Will Be Called:
Complicated-Avril Lavigne (I'm sorry sweetie. )
16. Your First Baby Boy Will Be Called:
Rush-Aly and AJ (That...is actually a cute name)
17. You Threw Away Your Favorite Pair of Jeans Because:
Fallin' Apart- All American Rejcts (I guess they were old)
18. If You Died Tomorrow, This is What You’d Be Remember For:
19. Your Grave Would Say:
Never underestimate a girl-Vanessa Anne Hudgens
20. You Found Out You Were Moving to Another Country and Said:
Teardrops on my guitar-Taylor Swift (i don't PLAY guitar)
21. You Got Caught Shoplifting, and Your Excuse Was:
Where is the love-Black eyed peas
22. Your Crush Asks You Out on A Date, So You Say:
First date-Blink 182
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
2. What do you think of when you hear Lady Gaga?
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
4. Group dates or single dates?
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
7. Is your hair up or down today?
8. Do you straighten your hair?
9. Favorite mascara?
10. Do you get your nails done?
11. Small or large purses?
12. In your purse, what are your must haves?
I don't have a purse...
13. Jeans or sweats?
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
15. Do you text message a lot?
16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
17. What’s your favorite color?
18. Heels or flats?
19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?
21. Walmart or Target?
22. Do you wear collared shirts?
Yeah, for school.
23. Do you like preppy boys?
24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!?
25. Do you own any big sunglasses?
26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
27. Do you like to wear band-aids?
28. Do you like skater boys?
29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?
30. Gold or silver?
31. Do you like to receive flowers?
32. Do you like surfer boys?
33. Do you dress up for the holidays?
34. Do you like to wear dresses?
35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?
37. Would you date a guy shorter than you?
38. Do you like to hold hands?
39. What is the youngest you would date?
40. What is the oldest you would date?
42. Is it hott when guys sweat?
44. Do you like making eye contact?
46. Would you kill for chocolate?
47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
50. Do you yell a lot?
51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
54. What makeup could you not live w/ out?
55. Do you fall in love easily?
57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?
TBC...to be continued.