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Joined 05-17-09, id: 1937525, Profile Updated: 02-26-14
Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Teletubbies, and Bible.

Hello fellow Fanfictioners, my name is Alesha Robinson. I've been on FF since 2008 or 2009, I don't remember which. I stopped writing fanfiction on a regular basis first because of writers' block, and then because of time, and then because I started writing my own canon instead. =)


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2/26/14: For anyone interested in following me outside of FF, I have a Tumblr blog: mymindunscrambled. I post poetry for now, though later (when I have the time) I plan to get into prose and start posting short stories. It's my unofficial "website" for now. =) Follow if you're interested, or ignore if you're not.


About Myself:

I write poetry, prose, short story, fanfiction, anything that can capture my thoughts. I tend to be over-critical, but I believe my harsh self-criticism leave little room for terrible writing and tends to push me farther overall. I love to read, when I can make myself do it. I'll take in romance, fantasy, mystery, suspense, adult novels, childhood fiction, classic works -- anything that can keep my interest, basically. I doodle more than I draw. I have a DeviantArt account, alesharobinson (), but I don't upload that much anymore. I've gotten a lot better at drawing lately, so who knows? Maybe I will.

Introverted, over-thinker, and I often take things for granted. I'm an avid Sherlock fan, if that matters. My biggest personal goal right now is self-improvement, and I don't think there'll ever be a day when being better it isn't my top priority. The older I get, the less I have to say about myself (I think it comes from the reasoning that very few, apart from nosiness, will want to know the details. Curious? Strike up a conversation, I'll answer my PMs. If you need a good editor, I'm always open to be a beta. Want to discuss Sherlock theories? It would be my pleasure.

If there's anything else I have to say, it's that Fanfiction has no doubt helped to shape me into the writer I am today. It was my drawing board at my beginning, my critique at my worst, and my supporter at my best. It uncorked the passages to my mind's creativity when I was little more than a dormant volcano, and I left inspired. Thanks to everyone who showed me what real writing was, gave me the right advice when I needed an impartial audience, and mentored me when I was growing. I'm so proud to have been a part of a community that shapes better writers.

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John Watson, Bachelor by Rayonea reviews
For those of you who aren't up-to-date on their Reality TV schedules, Monday night is The Bachelor night. This season, John Watson is the bachelor. Tonight, our journey comes to a close.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,563 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Book 14: The Unpleasant Unknown by Shiny Snicket reviews
Did you really think that THE END was the end? The end is never the end and the Baudelaires will discover this as they face a betrayal, a terrible fire, a giant noodle, a huge reunion and suspicious police. If you want to be safe, then do NOT read this.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,847 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Christmas Parody fic that should be finished by Independence Day. What happens when the top 12 Christmas clichés invade Artemis Fowl and his manor? Violence, maid costumes, McDonalds and snowball fights with Holly. What were you expecting?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Inksecrets by Mystical-Hysterical reviews
Complete crack. A parody of what really happened in Inkheart. OOCness, swearing, utter disregard of logic and reasoning. First few chapters were written years ago and may need revisions. Co-written with flickaXxOoXx.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,667 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
T is for by To Sink Into Silence reviews
Terra finds herself between a rock and a hard place when she is forced to work with L despite being a Kira supporter. Will everything go "according to plan" as she learns more about the characters' true natures?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Light Y.
Mistletoe Makes Everything Better by Disguise of Carnivorism reviews
A heart-warming tale of love and personal discovery, Christmas-style. Because all fictional characters must be BDSM fiends.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
If You Give a Genius a Cookie by sampson17 reviews
How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F.
Complaints by The One Called Demetra reviews
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Restless Spirit by conception.creation reviews
Quick thinking saves Kitty from assassination – unfortunately, she’s now without a body. Can she solve her own murder in time to stop a massive conspiracy threatening Britain itself? BxK
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
ARYA SVITKONA by Shur'tagal reviews
Arya's POV. Begins at the Menoa Tree in Eldest, and encompasses books 3 & 4. Every character is included. Murtagh, Thorn, and Galbatorix have appeared. Arya/Eragon Ch 82 .
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 266,277 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
A Day in the Life by Bowles reviews
In an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,810 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
ReLIVE by amaya-black-wings reviews
“How would you like to know that your entire life was all a lie?” As an impulsive and dynamic girl forces her way into Artemis' life, a mysterious group after Artemis' blood is revealed. Not everything is as it seems... *Now newly edited and rewritten!*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,458 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Thorn and Misery by daymarket reviews
Murtagh's story. What happened to him after his capture at the Varden, up to the point where he meets Eragon and maybe a bit after. Yeah, it's long, but please read and review! FULLY COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,739 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Murtagh - Complete
Skade by Opifex the Singer reviews
The sequel to Lost Dragon, which follows the life of another dragon, this one called Skade.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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Facing the Storm
Two tribes of people have been at war for generations. But when a devastating storm strikes the land, can they put aside their differences and forget their past?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
ANTIVAMPOLOGY: A Guide To Hating Twilight reviews
Co-hosts Pain and Kaitlynne are back in another hatefic/talkshow! God help us all ... Now includes more randomness, unneccessary violence, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, tasering, The Oprah Winfrey show, the Electric Chair, and a ninja!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kate
The Mysteries of Twilight: A Parody reviews
What happens when my first hatefic turns into a talk show? Pedophiles, pyromaniacs, The Muffin Song, evil crumpets, Magic8 balls, Mary Sues that play the part of the other woman, craziness, tasering, endless bashing of Twilight, and more, that's what!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events reviews
Herein lies the story of Arrianna and Joseph, whose lives have taken a drastic turn for the worse since their guardian's disappearance. With each situation worse than the last, can they flee a dangerous criminal and uncover their unknown past? All OCs, AU
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
TubbyTerror: The Movie reviews
Summary: When an insane and unusually violent Japanese girl finds herself transported to TellyTubby Land, hilarity, chaos, and insanity ensues. Will the Tellytubbies survive? With Kimi-moko lurking around? Unlikely. Warning: Crack. Not for children. OOC.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
On Hiatus reviews
Ever since the Glass Palace incident, their lives have been on hiatus ... A collection of drabbles and oneshots that center around the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Though it says BxK, all pairings are included. Completed, but still open to suggestions.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Everyone Hates the Goddess of Love reviews
A little oneshot featuring Aphrodite, goddess of love, and how she messed up everyone's love lives... more interesting than it might sound. Or not, your opinion really. Somewhat better summary inside, hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Aphrodite - Complete
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