Harmonious Arkos Sloth
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-17-09, id: 1937556, Profile Updated: 03-19-14
Author has written 9 stories for RWBY, Fate/stay night, Star Wars, and Stardew Valley.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Horse For the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 1,144,734 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Shaak Ti, Ranma
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13319 - Favs: 6,475 - Follows: 5,362 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 8,214 - Follows: 8,627 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Mass Effect: The Civil War by ProfFartBurger reviews
A house divided cannot stand. Following an explosive first contact, and the cementation of their place as a galactic superpower, the Systems Alliance must now deal with the consequences of their choices and the aftermath of their wars. Earth is set ablaze, Sparta is torn apart, and below it all simmers an ancient, apocalyptic plot. The finale to the WarVerse Prequel Wars trilogy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,986 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Admiral Hackett, Miranda L., Shepard, OC
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7650 - Favs: 17,878 - Follows: 20,037 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Wizard Runemaster 2 by plums reviews
Harry and company confront a rising tide of enemies as they aid friends and allies while making new ones as they venture into the shattered realm of Outland. The Burning Legion is not prepared! Sequel to Wizard Runemaster. (Predominantly WoW Level 60 to 70 content)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 5,270 - Published: 3/3/2019
Jaune Appetit by Solvdrage reviews
He wasn't the strongest, smartest or even the fastest, but if there was one thing Jaune Arc was confident in, it was his culinary skills. Jaune hoped that confidence would transfer to fighting Grimm. Armed with his father's support along with Crocea Mors, Jaune sets out to be a Huntsman Remnant could be proud of.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,307 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 7/3/2016 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Pyrrha N.] Team JNPR
White Knight by The Inner Hollow reviews
A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 402,412 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
Shattered Stars by Soulfulbard reviews
In the void of space, decades after the fall of the old Empire, Jaune Arc, Captain of the Freespace ship Beacon are just trying to survive as scavengers and errand runners. Things change for them though when a stricken Atlasian cruiser drops a trio of enemies in their laps. Now the ragtag crew and the straitlaced Atlasians have to learn to survive together against a bigger foe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,383 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 6/18/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Beginning of a New End by 12VelvetWhispers reviews
"What if I told you that death didn't have to be the end?" No words had ever impacted Jaune Arc as fiercely as those. In the wake of devastation at Beacon, the remaining huntsmen prepare for war. But what someone has to offer the the young huntsman might prove to be both a miracle and a curse. For what price is too steep to reverse time itself to be reunited with the one you love?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,428 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Naruto: The Gamer by Darkcloudalpha reviews
On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,727 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Power of Faith by Jonn Wolfe reviews
In an explosion of rage at Dumbledore over revealing the prophesy too late, Harry's magic apparates him out of Hogwarts. Half way around the world, he appears in front of the Slayer and falls unconscious. What will two abused souls do to the balance of power -and- the prophesy? Grey!Harry/Faith, Hermione/Tara, Wesley, Remus, Tonks. X-over Potterverse/Faithverse No Buffy or Scoobies
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,591 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Faith L., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Tara M.]
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 6,073 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3819 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Spiralling Love by SlaveNaruko reviews
In a world where Kushina lived to see her twin children grow up, and where the people of Konoha no longer resent the jailer, all is well. Except that Namikaze Naruto does not forget, and he holds no love for a village of the blind. There are only two things that he values in this world, his mother and sister. For them, he would do anything. Naruto/Naruko/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 417 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wizard's Displacement by The Cursed and Torn reviews
Summary: Harry is sent a good one hundred and sixty seven years in the future after the death of Voldemort, and finds himself out of his comfort zone, more so then usual. Why was it that he always ended up in these damnable situations...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,230 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., J. Garson
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 225 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 10,140 - Follows: 3,966 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Product Placement reviews
What does a team leader do? A team leader provides. Between their new line of toys, Jaune finally discovering his semblance, and Pyrrha's battle with the Great Enemy, it's just another average school day. Look out Remnant, Team JNPR's ready to set the world ablaze!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,484 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 1/1/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [L. Ren, Nora V.]
Blame Discord: Prompts Gallore! reviews
A collection of writing prompt responses from the folks at Discord, particularly the ones named Lord Farsight. Various Genres. Primarily Arkos and Team Sloth, but other pairings could show up at any time. Enjoy the collective insanity!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,604 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/13/2019 - Published: 8/27/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Unlimited Lightsaber Works reviews
The Knight of Betrayal herself ends up in the Star Wars universe. Her family is most displeased. Poor, poor Zelretch. Darth Maul is very aptly named, and Sidious has a face not even a Sith mother could love. A fun bit of writing to shake off the RWBY cobwebs. Enjoy. Also, this is all Lord Farsight and Solvdrage's fault.
Crossover - Star Wars & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2019 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul, Arturia Pendragon, Mordred - Complete
Jaune's Arc-ellent Adventure reviews
Limbs? Check. No single female relatives to run the risk of a Grandfather Paradox? Check. He had trained his entire life for this, his chance to help people. He had all the time in the world. It started with a simple soul, and quickly spiraled out of control from there...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Jaune A., Emerald S.
Vacation Days reviews
Rin had tried for years to teach Shirou to be a proper Magus. She wanted him to doggedly hunt for knowledge, jealously hoard his power, and ruthlessly unleash it upon his enemies. Trouble is, she was using the wrong bait. Shirou was always a third rate Magus. Forget Akasha, cooking is the true root of the soul! "Do I taste nutmeg? Soon Evelyn, your cookie recipe will be mine!"
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Stardew Valley - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Shirō E. - Complete
Pyrrha's First Time reviews
As Pyrrha laid on her bed, basking in the afterglow, and luxuriating in this amazing new experience, she felt truly complete. She felt truly addicted to this new feeling, and she was certain of one thing: She was already hungry for more...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Pyrrha N. - Complete
Rescheduling the Sun reviews
How would the RWBY universe change if Sun were a bit more "in touch with his roots"? Turns out a lot of problems can be solved by being able to turn into an airship. We're going full Wukong, folks! Sit back, relax, and enjoy the insanity!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Sun W., Team RWBY - Complete
For it is in Passing reviews
Jaune had finally done it! Cinder lay dying at his feet. However, the greatest victories are often flavored with bitter tragedy. When one sets out for revenge, they must dig two graves.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
ARC reviews
Jaune has always considered himself a "glass half full" kind of guy. When his memories are lost, perhaps he'll finally be able to live up to his potential? A bowl is most useful when it's empty after all. Armed with his wits, and sick dance moves, he and his friends may just save Remnant and make some brand new memories along the way.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/7/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete