Author has written 29 stories for Twilight, CSI, Wizards of Waverly Place, Another Cinderella Story, Sonny with a Chance, Harry Potter, Ghost Whisperer, and Glee.
Hi!! I'm pretty much a crazy Starkid, Gleek, Potterhead!!! I mostly write for Twilight...although I don't really write much anymore...
Feel free to friend me on Pottermore: SpiritUnicorn188 (PROUD HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!!)
I am a Starkid.
I believe that I gotta get back to Hogwarts.
I believe everyone's genitals should sing.
I believe all lions are headmasters at schools on distant planets.
I believe Redvines are the answers to all life's problems.
I believe that a colorful pair of sunglasses are the ultimate accessory.
I believe that Ann Arbor Michigan is a better vacation spot than Disney World (unless the Starkids are at Disney World. In that case, the ultimate vacation destination is actually Disney World.)
I believe to be wary when using the potty.
I believe that sock drawers are the best place to be when you're feeling down.
I believe that it is weird that they have a boy play Draco Malfoy in the movies--what's with that?!?
I believe that you should listen to your heart.
I believe in Zefron because he is so charismatic.
I believe everything has its place.
I believe that Darren Criss is going somewhere big and fast, and yet I will never forget it all started with the boy sitting in the dark onstage.
I believe in saving Calvin.
I believe that no one really knows what a true Hufflepuff is.
I believe that you have to be stronger than a man--you have to be a WOMAN.
I believe in Joey Richter's crooked jaw.
I believe that it's really hard to read Snape in the Harry Potter books without hearing Joe Moses.
I believe that I might be falling in love with Hermione Granger.
I believe I spend entirely too much money at the Ann Arbor T-Shirt Company website.
I believe that there is a real life Chip Skylark and that he still needs to make the Shiny Teeth video.
I believe that the best way to defeat a beast is through the power of song.
I believe that the world should be pink because that would be really cool.
I believe that no one needs to say good-bye.
I believe in baked potatoes.
I believe in a fandom so intense that it just takes a few simple clicks to make you feel like a part of something big.
I believe in checking the Starkid Facebook page obsessively throughout the day.
I believe that I less than three all the lucky people who got to see Starship but haven't spoiled it for the rest of us.
I believe that there is a reason the Glee version of Teenage Dream was the bestselling Glee song ever, and he's got the voice of a wizard angel.
I believe in getting a Twitter account just to follow the Starkids.
I believe in laughing to myself every time a random person asks, "did you get my text?", and I believe there is nothing wrong with getting weird looks.
I believe in random sing-along sessions, even if it has to be by myself.
I believe it is impossible to watch a Harry Potter movie without dying every time Draco yells, "My father will hear of this!"
I believe that Disney songs only sound right when they are played on the guitar by a cute, curly haired boy in his bedroom.
I believe that happiness is as simple as a pack of Doublestuf Oreos and a couple hours of online musicals.
I believe that there is nothing wrong with being obsessed with something, especially if that thing is so freakin' awesome.
I believe in a part of something bigger than all of us.
I believe in a community of dorky, life-loving fans that are spread across the world, and yet share the love of a few viral YouTube videos.
I believe that the internet does not have to be an evil place, it can be a place for you to have a second family.
I believe in the little theater group that could.
I believe that we are indeed all in this together, and that is totally awesome.
I believe that this must be how it feels to have a home.
I believe that I am not alone.
I believe I can do anything in the world because there guys have shown me it is possible.
I believe in myself.
I BELIEVE IN TEAM STARKID!!!
The Starkid Commandments
Thou shall believe in Pigfarts. It IS real.
Thous shall not find, unless thou belongest to the House of Hufflepuff
Thou shall call everything cool and totally awesome
Thou shall acknowledge Redvines to be the best snack, for after all, what the hell can't they do?
Thou shall discover hidden swimming pools
Thou shall wear diapers, all respectable Wizards do
Thou shall set thy lasers to pew
Thou shall not fight goats, on moral grounds
Thou shall always question what the Devil is going on here
Thou shall find everything to be absurd
Thou shall always kick it up a notch
Thou shall not speak the name, "Sour Grape Snape"
Thou shall not crowd the famous friend
Thou shall not prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or OZ
Thou shall pee pee like a big boy
Thou shall not ever tell Lucius Malfoy what he can't do
Thou shall not suggest a giant slide, or a trampoline
Thou shall not choreograph affairs
Thou must be a great big, muscley, super big, super hot man
Thou shall not eat anything but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks
Thou must only worship Dead Wizard God
Thou must always text back
Thou shall not act like Garfield on a Monday
Thou shall profess thy love for Zefron
Thou shall not call Dumbledore Albus, unless thou desires expulsion
Thou shall tell thy crush thou wishes to have Carribean study
Thou shall always thank Her-my-one
Thou's hearts shall dance waltzes to four four time
Thou shall know that as 'a' stands for apple, 'd' stands for wieners
Thou shall NEVER tell a girl thou likes her, it just makes thou look like an idiot
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember
-Step by Step
-Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish
or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching
-The Magic School Bus
-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching
-the 1st Batman
You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies, and Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
“Last Friday Night” Glee Cast
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
“Wouldn't Change a Thing” Camp Rock 2
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
“Fix You” Glee Cast
4. WHAT IS 22?
“Time Warp” Glee Cast
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
“Kick It Up a Notch” Team Starkid Space Tour
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“Valerie” Glee Cast
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
“Supernova Girl” Protozoa
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
“Voldemort is Going Down” Team Starkid
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“Harry Freakin' Potter” Team Starkid
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
“Hey Stephen” Taylor Swift
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
“Liam's Got a Phone Call” Team Starkid
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“To Have a Home” Team Starkid Space Tour
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
“Thriller/Heads Will Roll” Glee Cast
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
“Granger Danger” Team Starkid Space Tour...apparently I'm falling in love with Hermione Granger ;-)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
“It's Not Unusual” Glee Cast
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
“Work of Art” Demi Lovato
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
“The Way I Loved You” Taylor Swift
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
"Loser Like Me” Glee Cast
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
“Pearl” Katy Perry
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
“The Way I Do” Team Starkid Space Tour
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
“Candles” Glee Cast
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
“Defying Gravity” Wicked the Musical
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
“Guys Like Potter” Team Starkid
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
“I'm the Only One” Glee Cast
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
“The One That Got Away” Katy Perry
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
“No Way” Team Starkid
The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
( ) You have run into a tree.
( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow
( ) You just tried to lick your elbow.
( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
( ) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
total so far= 9
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
( ) If someone says "fart" you laugh.
( ) You just laughed.
total so far= 13
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
( ) You are often told to use your "inside voice".
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 17
( ) You have eaten a bug.
( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 19
( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together= 23
YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold is what I chose.)
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Total: 11...yeah...I'm a tomboy lol
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on. NO CHEATING YOU GET BETTER RESULTS WHEN ITS SHUFFLED PEOPLE
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
WHAT IS 22?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Waking Up: Imagine
First Day At School: Perfect
Falling In Love: To Dance Again
Fight Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand
Breaking Up: Baby, It's Cold Outside
Prom night: Blackbird
Life: Born This Way
Mental Breakdown: Valerie
Driving: Fix You
Flashback: Guys Like Potter
Getting back together: Picture To Burn
Wedding: Edge Of Glory
Birth of Child: Bounce
Final Battle: Beauty
Funeral Song: Coolest Girl
Final Credits: Wanna Be