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Joined 05-17-09, id: 1937778, Profile Updated: 04-21-11
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight.

Hi everyone

I thought I'd tell you a bit about myself.

I'm 30 and a teacher. I have a husband but no children (babies scare me).

Please check out the authors and stories that are on my favourites. I only add the best!

Please also send some love to my number one muse Green Gremlin http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1360152/green-gremlin she helps with the couplings for my stories and is generally fabulous! Check out her stories they're very good!!

I am now Beta'ing for Gypsysue. Her story, Do The Impossible, is really good and she deserves your support. She also has some smutty one shots that need to be read. You can find her at: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1886363/gypsysue send her some love.

Warning: I only write smut so if your shower doesn't have a cold setting then read on at your own peril.

Who needs romance when you can have smut!

My name is Taloolah and I am a Smut Whore! If you're one too then check out my new forum http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Taloolah_P/1937778/ It's for all the smut whores out there to share their favourite stories.

That's all for now.

Taloolah xxxx

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Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6817 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 9,039 - Follows: 6,358 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Mrs. SRE Snape reviews
Bella is very much in love with her boyfriend Edward Cullen, but what happens when his recently divorced father makes a move on his son's girl? AH. Forbidden Fruit has been nominated in the Top Ten Completed Fics for August 2012 on www . twifanfictionrecs . com
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,330 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
From Paris, With Love by AuburnSky reviews
In an act to keep Bella, the family send Carlisle to fulfill Bella's needs. But what happens when it becomes more than any of them could imagine? What happens when Bella runs to protect the family from heartache? And what if an old enemy was on the prowl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Under The Stars by NatBraaaat reviews
“Mary-Lynnette, my sweet Mary-Lynnette. You are not asleep. I'm here, I'm finally home, my love.” Ash was over her, holding his weight on his hands and knees, she didn't dare move. Ash was all she could see, her Ash, Her sweet Ash Redfern, her soulmate.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,603 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009
Second Time Around by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
The last time that James and Emmett saw each other, James was taken away in handcuffs. Three and a half years have passed since then and James is out of jail. He claims to be a changed man and Emmett hopes that the second time around will be different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Emmett, James - Complete
Gray Area by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
Emmett McCarty grew up thinking that sexuality was strictly black and white with absolutely no gray area. After he meets the alluring Jacob, he finds himself venturing into said gray area.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
Not Ready To Make Nice by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
Edward Masen is still holding a grudge toward his ex-best friend Jasper Whitlock. He’s not ready to make nice, but when he sees Jasper for the first time in 5 years, he might change his mind. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,933 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Best Thing by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
He’s the best thing to ever happen to me and I don’t deserve him. I had the chance to be with him and I made the wrong decision. There’s nothing that I can say or do now. He’s gone from my life… permanently. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,756 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jasper, James
Realize by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
James Crawford is gay and he has a crush on the “heterosexual” Emmett McCarty. James wants to know what it will take for Emmett to realize his true sexuality and his hidden feelings for him. Full summary inside! M for language, rape, and slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Emmett, James - Complete
Blondes Have More Fun On The Bottom by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
Jasper only has a few rules when it comes to sex; wrap it up at all times, a safe word is used when necessary, no kissing on the mouth, and he absolutely doesn't bottom. Pretty boy Peter wants him to reconsider for just one night. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Want To by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
Loosely based on the song of the same title by Sugarland. Emmett and James' friendship changes after a drunken kiss. Emmett only wants to pursue James if he wants the same. M for slashy lemony goodness and language. JamesxEmmettxJasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Emmett, James - Complete
Morning Delight by Treytrey12 reviews
What happens when Bella wakes up and wants a little bit on jacob... this is my thrid fanfiction I have been getting alot of alerts to make more so here you go...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
You Don't Have To Go Home by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
James is trapped with the last person that he should probably be alone with. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2011 - James, Emmett - Complete
Air and Angels by gypsysue reviews
A birthday fic for Jenn. Jasper just wants to find the courage to talk to Edward. Slash. Edward/Jasper. Based around the poem Air and Angles by John Donne A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Verum Quod Eventus by stolenxsanity reviews
Jasper has a fated meeting one night that finally allows him to let go. But, will it only be temporary? Originally written for the “Tattward and Inkella One-Shot” Contest. OOC. Slash. JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,222 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jasper, Edward
My reason by LabyrinthHearted reviews
After the death of his beloved Sharon; Doc finds a girl.AFter he takes the soul out of her he slowly finnds himself falling for tthe young girl.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Doc
When The Girlfriends Are Away by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
When the girlfriends are away, Emmett and James will play. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Emmett, James
One Shot Smut Shots by TheAllTimeLow reviews
A series of one shot lemons, filled with tones of graphic lemony goodness. The more reviews, the more chapters! /// Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009
The Cure by Emmett Princess reviews
During 11 years of LA life, Lili thought she had a better life waiting for her back in La Push. What happens when she meets Emmett & discovers she was lied to all this time? Can he cure her of the demons of her past? Or will only make her pain worse? MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jacob
Erotic Mind Games by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
Someone has been having inappropriate thoughts about Edward and it’s driving him crazy. He’s desperate to find out who, and he’s shocked when he gets his answer. M for language, lemons and slash?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward - Complete
Arms Of A Stranger by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
After brushing off a bizarre encounter in a restroom with Jacob, Emmett realizes that maybe he does need him after all. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Always You! by green-gremlin reviews
Jasper has a pair of Black Cowboy boots he never wears, but Edward has his own fantasies about Jasper and those boots. So what happens when he finally wears them? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Adventures of Jack and Ianto: Episode One: by wereleopard reviews
What Jack and Ianto get up to now they have left earth
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
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Don't Change for Me reviews
Jasper is the object of Alice's desire but just how much will she have to change before he realises she exists? AH, A x J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Stage Fright reviews
Jasper is an actor, Alice is smitten but things are never as easy as they seem! M rated because that's what I do! Jasper x Alice x Jacob x ? OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Jasper
The Monster Within reviews
This is the prequel to Memories. Carlisle is battling to become the kind of vampire he can accept but the monster inside is fighting to get out. set pre twilight Carlisle x Laurent rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Carlisle, Laurent
Fictionista January Witfit reviews
A selection of drabbles for the January witfit. There will be a selection of pairings and themes. rated M for some drabbles but not all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Alice saw them coming reviews
What do vampires do when it's stormy outside? They keep each other entertained of course! O/S E x E x J with some B x A x R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Team building reviews
jasper works for a major advertising company with a boss he hates and a new colleague he really doesn't hate. Jasper x Emmett, all human. Rated M for a reason yummy smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,735 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Accidental Connection reviews
Alice and Jasper are in a car accident. Alice is in a coma, Jasper is distraught. Will he find comfort in the arms of an enigmatic doctor? AH JxC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
My life reviews
What happens when Jacob meets a new enemy. Will he be able to kill her when she commits the worst atrocity he can think of? Jacob x ? some smut! Post Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Memories reviews
Carlisle and Laurent have a past. My version of their meeting at the house after the baseball game. Slash CxL rated M for Lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Carlisle, Laurent - Complete
Persuasion reviews
What are you prepared to do to get out of a speeding ticket? Smile, flirt or cry maybe? Esme has a different approach. This is set pre Twilight. Esme x Carlisle x Charlie Rated M due to a little smut! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Esme, Charlie S. - Complete
Balls Everywhere! reviews
Boredom can make you do new things. Slash: Rosalie x Esme. Enjoy the lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
An Anniversary To Remember reviews
This is set one year after Edward turns Bella. Everything is the same as in the books. This is the second version because there was a continuity error in the first version. Please read and enjoy the smutty goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fun doesnt always require clothes reviews
This story is set post breaking dawn. Bella is a vampire. Sometimes best friends become more than that. This is a one shot and my first attempt at fanfic so I hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete