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by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10678 - Favs: 6,311 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Touch of Kismet
by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward surprises Bella with an anniversary she'll never forget. Sometimes fate takes us to new, unfamiliar places. Other times, it brings us right back to where we started. My FAGE 9 piece written for Everleigh Allen. Rated M for some adultish things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,738 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed
by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4650 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
The Heir and the Spare
by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6774 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 6,410 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10385 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
by cupcakeriot reviews
The early 27th century - a young omnilinguist gypsy girl who creates visions with her li'lute, an alien bio-weapon struggling with his control, the Federation starship Nova, and how their lives intertwine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 165,448 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prey for the Wicked
by Aleeab4u reviews
A vampire finds the true meaning of temptation, an innocent beauty with a siren's blood. Need and curiosity ignite endless possibility, but is she prey for the wicked or the answer to a prayer for salvation? When obsession has no reason and love knows no bounds, where do you draw the line? AU E/B Darkward Mature themes. Non-canon vampires. No sparkling, vegetarianism or venom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,292 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Edward, Bella
by staceleo reviews
A mother's need to protect her children from sacrifice. Love awakening the cold, dead heart of a monster. A band of misfits attempting to stop an evil curse. What happens when dreams become twisted and nightmares become salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,509 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by MissJanuary reviews
Selfishness and desire are human traits. They are not traits born to Guards. Decisiveness, loyalty, and fear are as much a part of me as my wings are meant to be. And yet, I'd let it them fade…for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,217 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Attraction Equation
by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slick as Ides
by Chanse Lowell reviews
AH/AU BxE What happens when a thief crosses a germophobe, geeky, brilliant inventor, by stealing her car? Well, more than her car and her prototype worth more than millions are taken from her... Tons of hand sanitzer is required, along with a dirty mouth and handcuffs. Dubcon and BDSM themes warning; crude/offensive language. But lots of smiles and self-fanning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess With the Shoes
by Deebelle1 reviews
Isabella witnesses something in her boss Edward's office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 197 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Isle of Dreams
by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4911 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Press end call
by twentyfourth and vine reviews
He calls, she answers. He says he's not ringing from home. She's sure he hasn't given her his real name, but she hasn't given him hers, either. These things don't matter - she's just going to tell him a story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bad Vampires Handbook
by maxigrumpling reviews
Turned by accident, nerdy loner Eddie faints at the sight of blood and wakes, often, at the morgue. There's no handbook for what he's become. When the Cullen's discover him he needs a total vampire makeover and the OCD, hypochondria and his image of what he is all have to go. Bella is given the task of educating him. She thinks he's a joke, but likes the glasses. E/B HEA assured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,056 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President
by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6696 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 4,170 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
First & Ten
by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15093 - Favs: 10,386 - Follows: 5,561 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Danifaith12345 reviews
Bella Swan the to herself innocent girl of Forks, might be pregnant by the school's heartbreaking player, Edward Masen. How did this come about ? And what will she do now? AH. Same story, different PenName! Rated M for some Lemons*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,982 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by kitkat681 reviews
It was wrong, but I couldn't help it. The taste of her skin, the smell of her hair. I couldn't stop myself. Carlisle/Alice. 100 word chapter drabble. Should have been once a day updates, but I'm a sucker.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4659 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Shock to the System
by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella Swan never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 231 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars
by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8051 - Favs: 10,009 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again
by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by cupcakeriot reviews
Isabella never blended in but maybe it's because she is something far greater than human. Edward had trouble controlling his temper but maybe a girl with a frightening gift can tame him. Maybe they can save each other. OOC. Possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,641 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light
by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Biology Project
by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12803 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by LondonGoth reviews
The moment he sees her, he will stop at nothing to have her. Bella Swan is about to learn more from her Teacher than she ever thought possible. Get ready because Forks High is about to get bloody. Rated 'M' for sexual content, language & horror ***on hiatus***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,593 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Found Love
by FFLoverLaura reviews
Bella and Edward were caught in a whirlwind of extreme pleasure and ecstasy. Is it love or just lust? E&B. All Human. Rate M for Language, Lemons, Drug Use.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Through The Woods
by texasbella reviews
Alice&Bella are worried over their sick father.Bella decides to travel to see Zafrina, the witch. She will be sent on a quest to prove her worthiness to save her father by bargaining favors with ogres, elves and fairies. ADULT fairytale. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intervention: A TwiKinkFest Entry in Five Parts
by AllTheOtherNamesAreUsed reviews
Carlisle has buried himself with work, but when the family stages an intervention exploring his darkest fantasies, he will learn something important about himself, and which fantasy he needs to be a reality. TwiKinkFest. Carlisle/All. AU. HEED WARNINGS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
The Foreign Papers
by javamomma0921 reviews
AU - Bella Swan is an expert in antique documents. When the paper trail she is following leads overseas and she finds herself enamored with an enigmatic man named Edward Masen, will her training be enough to help her solve the mystery surrounding him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,817 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul
by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6100 - Favs: 4,497 - Follows: 4,403 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Cullen Home for Unwed Mothers
by Insert Fangs Here reviews
Bella Swan is looking forward to going to college, when she is raped and left for dead. She is sent away when her parents find out about her pregnancy. She meets Dr. Edward Cullen who has come to help his mother. Can Love truly Heal? Human/rape/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,375 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5616 - Favs: 5,184 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun
by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,551 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
by beegurl13 reviews
Raised by a Comanche tribe in 1870's Texas, Bella must learn to live in an ever changing world. What happens when she loses the man she loves, only to find another man she wants more, but he's married... E/B, M, AH. FAGE2 story written for ZenOneness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,403 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4580 - Favs: 7,995 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty
by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 5044 - Favs: 5,958 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stand In
by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box
by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 3,913 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by Leelan Oleander reviews
Edward pulls a Forrest Gump and runs at a most inappropriate time. When he and Bella reconnect five years later, can Bella forgive him enough to give him a chance or is it too late? Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 270,936 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4215 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
by ThroughTheLensAnonymousContest reviews
Bella is a rising fashion photographer. She isn't as lucky in her love life as she is in her professional one. She's hired by Edward, an American model with great popularity in Europe, to take some pictures for his book.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5722 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exposing Mr Cullen
by ThroughTheLensAnonymousContest reviews
Isabella Swan is sent on assignment to photograph elusive business tycoon, Mr. Edward Cullen. Will the camera reveal there may be more to Mr. Cullen than meets the eye?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Portrait of the Artist
by ThroughTheLensAnonymousContest reviews
Edward Cullen's staid life riots out of control when his stolen camera is returned to him. He closed his eyes, surrendering himself to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2010
In the Flesh: Spirit to Flesh Outtakes
by LittleWing2 reviews
More Edward, More Bella in the same time and space. If you don't want to ruin the surprise, read Spirit to Flesh first. - Go on, it's short and it doesn't bite much . AU-Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,922 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed
by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by RowanMoon reviews
Bella's marriage to Jacob is on the rocks. It's 9 years after Edward left her in the forest. She wanders into the forest, back to the place her pain began and finds her world tipped on it's axis buried in simple human lies. Alternate Universe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,920 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center
by shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
A Faire To Remember
by fluppy reviews
Complete! Edward and Bella romance. Bella Swan is dragged back to a time of knights and ladies, and a chauvanistic Edward Cullen. Can she pierce the armour around his heart even as things spiral violently out of control? Lemon's 21, 23 and 26!AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,089 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper
by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9040 - Favs: 15,858 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall
by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Calendulam reviews
Poodle skirts, letterman sweaters, and if Bella is lucky, maybe a little bit of backseat bingo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Wayward Arrows reviews
This story is a Drabble about love gone amiss with a bit of humor, maybe. ;) It's also unedited... sorry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 6/29/2017
The Last Ride reviews
1. Meeting on a train during a cross country trip 2. Being down on their luck with no job, no home, etc. Rated: M, Written for AlaskanGirl for FAGE 9: The Last Ride
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Bella, Edward
The Painter reviews
Her paintings were all that mattered to her until she met him. A little love story about a girl being awakened to the world around her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Bella, Edward
Soul Tornado reviews
Edward has a boring life but then a song comes on during a boring date he begins to wonder if there is more to life than work. When his "Springsteen" comes in, he sees being young and fun and watching the stars at night. Summary/Prompt used: Eric Church Springsteen- Girl getting the guy out of his shell, reminding him what M Written for my lovely friend, BlueEyedCherry FAGE 8
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Bella, Edward
The Scavenger Hunt reviews
Witches, warlocks, gremlins, ghosts...those are the things that come out to play on Halloween, right? You're about to find out in this installment of the countdowns..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Bella, Edward
Blank Canvas reviews
This was about an actress who does what she's told until her mother/agent books her for a body painting shoot. He's the artist. Thank you for reading and your kind reviews.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Complete
Fall In Deep reviews
FAGE OO7 Entry This was a story about a man who finds his old classmate- the new Professor- around the freezing waters of Black Lake. She falls in. What happens when he saves her and brings her into the cabin on the pier to combat hypothermia? Thank you for reading, reviewing and your understanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2014
Ren Faire reviews
Being a waitress in the Forks diner wasn't an aspiration for Bella and convinces Alice to work a season at the Seattle Renaissance Faire. When Edward's family takes over his the faire, he is forced into working there with his brothers. But when he keeps seeing a petite woman, his attention (among other things) is piqued & he begins a quest to woo the elusive fair maiden.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella, Alice, Rose, Esme, and Victoria are Sirens on a long forgotten Island. Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, and James are human sailors on an ill fated ship in a storm headed straight for the Siren's Island. Love, lust, and a little fun to have but what was that little thing called a prophecy? M, AU, Cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into the Woods reviews
This story was about a girl who moves from Phx where she meets her mate and his family. There was some Irish folklore, some crazy Mom, and a protective boyfriend. It's whimsy and funny at times.. I hope you liked it as it has been pulled. Thank you for taking the time to read and review my stories. This was by far, my most successful story and that's because of you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
The Decanter and the Doll reviews
Edward, trapped in a decanter can only be let out by Bella. Jasper, wanting to start anew, comes to Forks looking for something different. Different comes in a small porcelain doll in an antique shop, where Alice has been trapped for the past 90 years. Can he help free her soul? Wild ride of fun, low angst. Original O/S "The Decanter" The Doll. ExB, JxA M, AU, Cannon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written for Breath of Twilight's: Countdown to Halloween 2013 When Alice dabbles in a little spell she accidently switches her family's personalities! How will they manage when they are all someone else for All Hollow's Eve? BxE, OOC, M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
This story was about a girl who got a job at a Haunted house as a 'guardian angel' to watch over her 'tortured soul' co-worker. But once she gets him shackled to the table what will happen? Thank you for reading, your reviews, and support.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,099 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010
Evergreen and Ivory reviews
This was a story about A girl who thought playing Chronic Dragon would make her closer to her now ex-boyfriend, but when she's crowned Queen of Fae and courted on the online game by Evergreen- everything changes, especially when they decide to meet in real life. Thank you for reading and your support.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/17/2013
Masen Manor reviews
Put together at the Masen Manor, an inappropriate sexual rehabitionist, various sexual "issues" for our favorite Twi characters, and a Halloween themed sex party and what do you get? This one shot for Countdown to Halloween. M, BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward
It's all Greek to me reviews
This story was about a girl who goes to her Psychology class on Valentines Day and her world changes forever. It has been pulled. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
The Mystic, the Model, and the Meek reviews
M/A: ON HIATUS Odd feelings torment Alice as a mysterious stranger is haunting her.. Rose and Emmett banter. A meek Bella and a -Mr. Darcy- Edward is in there too... Written in 3rd person. Cannon AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Soft Place to Fall reviews
This was a A historical, fictional story of Jasper/ Maria.. Alice becomes a vampire/flapper the 20's in Biloxi, MS. to when Jasper/Alice find each other in 1948.. Victoria/ James scenes, too. It has since been pulled. Thank you for your support.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper