BoshiBasher555
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Joined 05-17-09, id: 1938080, Profile Updated: 11-05-12
Author has written 2 stories for Mario, Pokémon, and Team Fortress 2.

UPDATE: Chapter 4 of Misplaced is being written, and a new story titled "Steel Body, Iron Soul" is in the works.

The Oddest Dragon Koopa is on hiatus until I can get around to editing it so it makes a little more sense, is a little less vulgar, and is in general more fun to read.

Current status on stories:

On Hiatus: "The Oddest Dragon Koopa"

In Progress: "Misplaced" "Steel Body, Iron Soul"


Most (if not all) of my favorite Pokemon are quadrupeds. Leafeon is currently my favorite. It's so fuzzy and green! Plus (according to the D/P/Pt Pokedex) Leafeon makes the air around it smell fresh and clean.

I'M A GAME FREAK. NOT A NERD, NOR A GEEK, A GAME FREAK. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.

President Obama spent $950,000,000 (that's 950 million dollars!) to cover up the fact he wasn't born in the U.S.

If you didn't know that, copy and paste to your profile and tell everyone you know.

Some info (aka copy-n-paste thingies) from people that I know:

If you play League of Legends and play champions that are not commonly used and carry teams with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2% that means it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever frightened someone so much, then told them to put their hands in the air, and finally a moment later you said "wave em' like you just don't care!" Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Golfer, Boshibasher555

If you hope Bowser Jr. is in the next Super Smash Bros, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: golfer, Boshibasher555 (face it, you know you want him there)

If you don't think werewolves MUST be evil, copy and paste it into your profile! (Werewolves aren't always evil! That's like saying every dog you will ever see will bite you.)

Mario also doesn't get a lot of attention. Luigi and Bowser do... if you check most fanfics it is about those two. Mario is getting rejected and I hate that. I have nothing against Luigi or Bowser, just that they are always with Peach and people say they get less attention. Mario is going into extinction. Copy and Paste this if you don't want the pudgy plumber to die!

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile. (especially if you laugh every time)

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! (I used it ONCE to rinse my mouth out because of an infection)

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you think Samus beats Master Chief every time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you say Luigi isn't as awesome as Waluigi, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Boshibasher555

If you think Pikana is one of the "Author Goddesses", copy and paste this.

If you have read any of Metaknight4ever's stories, copy and paste this. If you haven't, read now!

If you are one of the few people who know about Bowser's dark magic, copy and paste this into your profile. It's how he turned the Toads into Mushrooms and Goombas, people!

If you know how to get out of a Metroid's grasp in brawl, copy and paste this into your profile (if you don't, just ask me. If I like you, I'll tell you, but you must promise to never tell anyone else. I'll know if you do)

If you wish you could meet Samus in real life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Tight-fitting catsuits are hilarious and just make more fanservice)

If you are in the Meta KnightXJigglypuff army copy and paste this into your profile,

If Meta knight was real and he told you to hit him, and you would do it because it's Meta knight we're talking about here and you want to make him happy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ike isn't cheap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Mr. Game and Watch IS cheap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Boshibasher555

Up Special: Sky Uppercut- Similar to Wolf's Up Special, it brings enemies up with you and knocks them away. Can be aimed diagonally, but not sideways or downwards. Moderate KO potential, KOs more likely in areas where you can pin your opponents down.

Standard Special: Aerial Ace- A near-instant attack. It doesn't strike very far, however. It DOES break shields. Basically, it's a clone of Meta Knight's Dimensional Cape combined with Marth's Shield Breaker. Not much KO potential, mainly used to deal quick damage.

Side Special: Headbutt- A headbutt. Knocks opponents back and leaves them vulnerable to a quick follow-up attack. Not much KO potential, as enemies quickly recover and does not have much knockback.

Down Special: Claw Slash- Clawed gauntlets are brought into the fight to hack and slash, changing your fighting style. Press Down-B to put them away again, as although they attack fast and do decent damage, they don't knock enemies away like bare fists. No KO potential, typically used to build up damage quickly and throw off your opponents, as well as interrupting their attacks.

Final Smash: Hyper Dynamicpunch. Every time a punch is thrown that connects, an explosion occurs that knocks opponents back, with about twice the power of Link's Bombs. Using the Claw Slash during this time produces shockwaves (like Toon Link's sword beams in Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks) but they don't explode, and they DO knock enemies away during the Final Smash, which lasts about 15 seconds or so. Claws disabled: Good KO potential. Claws enabled: Moderate KO potential.

General stats: Speed: 7 Power: 6 Jump: 7 Defense: 6 Final Smash: 6 A decent all-around character with a few tricks up their sleeve. Good defense, as well as grabbing, are the key to countering this character.

If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! IF I CATCH YOU ABUSING A CHILD I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!! AND IT WILL INVOLVE A SPIKED BASEBALL BAT AND A MACHETE!

I just saw a video, made secretly, of dogs, racoons, etc, being skinned alive in china. How cruel is that? Who could be so dead inside, to have to hurt a pup,or any animal! If you agree with me, to have a stop to animal abuse of any kind, please, copy & paste this into your profile. I'm okay with hunting for survival, but that is just complete bullsh*t.

If you are a Meta KnightXJigglypuff fan and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know facts that not many others know, like in the United States it's a federal offense to cheat at Poker, put this in your profile. (I know that it's illegal to throw an onion in a certain town in Texas.)

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile. (TINGLE YOU SCAMMING BASTARD)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. (this is subject to change, most likely very soon)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show or video game (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile. (TINGLE... again)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. You know, there is a fine line between killing an animal for survival, and for luxury; it's sad that line is blurred. There is a difference between wearing animal furs when you're stranded, and wearing them with no need. Like I said, that line is a fine, bold line, but is becoming blurred.

If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Metaknight4ever, srgeman

If you love fanfiction friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to have the ability to turn into anything you want, copy and paste this into your profile. (Molecular control is the best power ever. No exceptions.)

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crud on the Dark side! So what if they have cookies? Come and join the LIGHT side! Why? Here's why!

1. WE have waffles! Do you like waffles?

2. Dang their recruitment bunny! WE have TEXT KIRBY! Copy and Paste him to achive world domination! c('.'c)

3. Okay, I don't care really, but to those who do, we have Edward Cullen, Zack Efron, and Chuck Norris.

4. WE GET WHITE ROBES OF EPICNESS! The Dark side have stupid black blankies.

5. We get to come down from the heavens with shiny lights to make us awesome and cryptic!

6. And they need servants to do their bidding? How lazy! Have you ever seen a fat person on the light side? We get a free health club too!

7. And they have money. Big. Whoop. Have you ever noticed how loved people are when they save people from the bad guys? The government normally gives them a ton of cash afterwards.

8. When you save the world, people like you more, they don't curse your name, you get a fun job, and they normally grant you free property, rendering how taking over the world is pointless. And the bad guys never really win.

9. Oh, and WE have cute puffballs! Wanna hug Metty? (Holds up Meta knight)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

This is the motto of many a Christian Kitsune, If you feel you agree, post this to your profile and remember your pals Jesus, and crazy lil' Kit. ;)

The Kitsune Motto

When unsure, take a risk. You miss out on learning if you don't.

The Faithful die young, but those who aren't live a long life mocked at as a coward.

Mistakes are just lessons that give you a wound in your heart or on your body as a reminder, and involve getting some mud on one's paws, but you soon know something you didn't before.

I find when I'm in trouble, I ask my father, the lion for help. He's as cunning as I am, but twice as brave and strong, and other than him, I don't rely on anyone.

Make a wish, it's just a prayer that's directed to the wrong person and not God: Nobody, but...

Overtake the dragon all by yourself, and you get chewed up and spat out. But my dad's a match for him!

Me? I'm just a wretched little monster of a three tailed fox, how can a perfect creature like that lion like me? I'm thinking "What the?..."

I know very well the price of sin is death...I had to pay for it. But my good ol' dad bailed me out...and he gave up all he had so he could personally pay that price, then, I was thinkin' "He's gonna die?! Oh Lord!"

Lean to the right, lean to the left. Doesn't matter which way, I would fall if it weren't for the big leonine paws that always catch me, always there I tell you, my my my...

On top of a throne of gold, he used to sit and rule peacrfully over us, thoough we could drive him mad enough to pull out his hair...With our constant killing, thieving, and saying his name in vain, "Good God!"

Jesus was there for me, is there for me, and will be there for me forever. With him I am almighty!!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

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raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, psas it on!

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Boshibasher555 (for me, I got hit with dodgeballs, soccer balls, a softball which I got a concussion from, a basketball, a football, and one of those gigantic excercise balls)

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

Say Meta Knight existed and he lived far away from you, if you would move near him, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Meta Knight is just really honest and not cold hearted, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile. (My glasses.)

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (Try a 450 page book in less then one day ...For some reason I don't think I should be proud of that.)

If you believe that lemurs do not count as monkeys, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I've noticed something- there are very few stories with Boshi in them, and he's NOT the main character! If you sympathize with me on unnoticed characters, copy and paste this.

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The Last Engineer by HoKaze reviews
What starts as a normal skirmish between RED and BLU evolves into chaos as Dustbowl is destroyed and the RED Engineer finds himself cut off from his team, heavily wounded and desperate to survive as the Respawn system malfunctions...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,841 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Engineer
Do a Barrel Roll by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: It's hard defending Reach from the Covenant. It's even harder when an anthropomorphic hare keeps telling you to do a barrel roll.
Crossover - Star Fox & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Peppy H., SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
Sonic Switch by StarLion reviews
When a previously unheard of oracle warns of an impending danger at the Master Emerald, the crew gather and bring the oracle along. Strange events ensue, and stranger still when they try to peice together what happens. Story now completed
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Many Tails in Life by Kitsune-no-makoto reviews
Tails has been hiding a secret. A guest visits and changes Tails' life and the lives of everyone else. Rated M for language, sexual themes, lemons. Chapter 48 up. Complete!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 93,993 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
King of the Koopas by LemonyShepard reviews
Prequel to Super Mario 64. In an age where King Toadstool rules and the Koopas are segregated, a young Koopaling named Bowser finds his innocence shattered by the Mushroom Kingdom. As he grows, Bowser vows to make life for his species tolerable again by seeking revenge on the throne. But it's a long way to become a King, and Bowser's claws will never be clean again.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Bowser, Toadsworth, Wart, Kammy Koopa - Complete
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Misplaced reviews
What happens when you cross Pokemon and TF2? You get this, of course. Some cursing is involved, hence the rating. This is geared more towards Team Fortress 2 than Pokemon, so expect 2Fort and Granary, not Pallet Town or Icirrus City.
Crossover - Pokémon & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Larvitar/Yogiras, Engineer
The Oddest Dragon Koopa reviews
A 15-year old male named Jake cleans his plumbing and ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Yeah, it's that kind of story. More details inside, and reviews flames or not are always appreciated. Rated T for mild language and violence. ON HIATUS.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Mario