Author has written 2 stories for Mario, Pokémon, and Team Fortress 2.
UPDATE: Chapter 4 of Misplaced is being written, and a new story titled "Steel Body, Iron Soul" is in the works.
The Oddest Dragon Koopa is on hiatus until I can get around to editing it so it makes a little more sense, is a little less vulgar, and is in general more fun to read.
Current status on stories:
On Hiatus: "The Oddest Dragon Koopa"
In Progress: "Misplaced" "Steel Body, Iron Soul"]
You know, looking back on all the sh*t below, I wonder... just what in the hell was running through my mind during my early years here.
Most (if not all) of my favorite Pokemon are quadrupeds. Leafeon is currently my favorite. It's so fuzzy and green! Plus (according to the D/P/Pt Pokedex) Leafeon makes the air around it smell fresh and clean.
I'M A GAME FREAK. NOT A NERD, NOR A GEEK, A GAME FREAK. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.
President Obama spent $950,000,000 (that's 950 million dollars!) to cover up the fact he wasn't born in the U.S.
If you didn't know that, copy and paste to your profile and tell everyone you know.
Some info (aka copy-n-paste crap) from people that I know (Feel free to read those and call me an idiot, I WAS an idiot back then):
If you play League of Legends and play champions that are not commonly used and carry teams with them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.
If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!
98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2% that means it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever frightened someone so much, then told them to put their hands in the air, and finally a moment later you said "wave em' like you just don't care!" Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Golfer, Boshibasher555
If you hope Bowser Jr. is in the next Super Smash Bros, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: golfer, Boshibasher555 (face it, you know you want him there)
If you don't think werewolves MUST be evil, copy and paste it into your profile! (Werewolves aren't always evil! That's like saying every dog you will ever see will bite you.)
Mario also doesn't get a lot of attention. Luigi and Bowser do... if you check most fanfics it is about those two. Mario is getting rejected and I hate that. I have nothing against Luigi or Bowser, just that they are always with Peach and people say they get less attention. Mario is going into extinction. Copy and Paste this if you don't want the pudgy plumber to die!
If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile. (especially if you laugh every time)
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! (I used it ONCE to rinse my mouth out because of an infection)
If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)
If you think Samus beats Master Chief every time, copy and paste this into your profile. (Master Chief still beats Doomguy, however.)
If you say Luigi isn't as awesome as Waluigi, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. We need more WALUIGI TIME. Boshibasher555
If you think Pikana is one of the "Author Goddesses", copy and paste this.
If you have read any of Metaknight4ever's stories, copy and paste this. If you haven't, read now!
If you are one of the few people who know about Bowser's dark magic, copy and paste this into your profile. It's how he turned the Toads into Mushrooms and Goombas, people!
If you know how to get out of a Metroid's grasp in brawl, copy and paste this into your profile (if you don't, just ask me. If I like you, I'll tell you, but you must promise to never tell anyone else. I'll know if you do)
If you wish you could meet Samus in real life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Tight-fitting catsuits are hilarious and just make more fanservice)
If you are in the Meta KnightXJigglypuff army copy and paste this into your profile,
If Meta knight was real and he told you to hit him, and you would do it because it's Meta knight we're talking about here and you want to make him happy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Ike isn't cheap, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Mr. Game and Watch IS cheap, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Boshibasher555
Up Special: Sky Uppercut- Similar to Wolf's Up Special, it brings enemies up with you and knocks them away. Can be aimed diagonally, but not sideways or downwards. Moderate KO potential, KOs more likely in areas where you can pin your opponents down.
Standard Special: Aerial Ace- A near-instant attack. It doesn't strike very far, however. It DOES break shields. Basically, it's a clone of Meta Knight's Dimensional Cape combined with Marth's Shield Breaker. Not much KO potential, mainly used to deal quick damage.
Side Special: Headbutt- A headbutt. Knocks opponents back and leaves them vulnerable to a quick follow-up attack. Not much KO potential, as enemies quickly recover and does not have much knockback.
Down Special: Claw Slash- Clawed gauntlets are brought into the fight to hack and slash, changing your fighting style. Press Down-B to put them away again, as although they attack fast and do decent damage, they don't knock enemies away like bare fists. No KO potential, typically used to build up damage quickly and throw off your opponents, as well as interrupting their attacks.
Final Smash: Hyper Dynamicpunch. Every time a punch is thrown that connects, an explosion occurs that knocks opponents back, with about twice the power of Link's Bombs. Using the Claw Slash during this time produces shockwaves (like Toon Link's sword beams in Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks) but they don't explode, and they DO knock enemies away during the Final Smash, which lasts about 15 seconds or so. Claws disabled: Good KO potential. Claws enabled: Moderate KO potential.
General stats: Speed: 7 Power: 6 Jump: 7 Defense: 6 Final Smash: 6 A decent all-around character with a few tricks up their sleeve. Good defense, as well as grabbing, are the key to countering this character.
If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! IF I CATCH YOU ABUSING A CHILD I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!! AND IT WILL INVOLVE A SPIKED BASEBALL BAT AND A MACHETE!
I just saw a video, made secretly, of dogs, racoons, etc, being skinned alive in china. How cruel is that? Who could be so dead inside, to have to pointlessly hurt a pup,or any animal! If you agree with me, to have a stop to animal abuse of any kind, please, copy & paste this into your profile. I'm okay with hunting for survival, but that is just complete bullsh*t.
If you are a Meta KnightXJigglypuff fan and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know facts that not many others know, like in the United States it's a federal offense to cheat at Poker, put this in your profile. (I know that it's illegal to throw an onion in a certain town in Texas.)
If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile. (TINGLE YOU SCAMMING BASTARD)
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. (this is subject to change, most likely very soon)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
If there are characters on a certain show or video game (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile. (TINGLE... again)
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. You know, there is a fine line between killing an animal for survival, and for luxury; it's sad that line is blurred. There is a difference between wearing animal furs when you're stranded, and wearing them with no need. Like I said, that line is a fine, bold line, but is becoming blurred.
If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Metaknight4ever, Chimercial Knave
If you love fanfiction friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to have the ability to turn into anything you want, copy and paste this into your profile. (Molecular control is the best power ever. No exceptions.)
If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Crud on the Dark side! So what if they have cookies? Come and join the LIGHT side! Why? Here's why!
1. WE have waffles! Do you like waffles?
2. Dang their recruitment bunny! WE have TEXT KIRBY! Copy and Paste him to achive world domination! c('.'c)
3. Okay, I don't care really, but to those who do, we have Edward Cullen, Zack Efron, and Chuck Norris.
4. WE GET WHITE ROBES OF EPICNESS! The Dark side have stupid black blankies.
5. We get to come down from the heavens with shiny lights to make us awesome and cryptic!
6. And they need servants to do their bidding? How lazy! Have you ever seen a fat person on the light side? We get a free health club too!
7. And they have money. Big. Whoop. Have you ever noticed how loved people are when they save people from the bad guys? The government normally gives them a ton of cash afterwards.
8. When you save the world, people like you more, they don't curse your name, you get a fun job, and they normally grant you free property, rendering how taking over the world is pointless. And the bad guys never really win.
9. Oh, and WE have cute puffballs! Wanna hug Metty? (Holds up Meta knight)
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Boshibasher555 (for me, I got hit with dodgeballs, soccer balls, a softball which I got a concussion from, a basketball, a football, and one of those gigantic excercise balls)
If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)
Say Meta Knight existed and he lived far away from you, if you would move near him, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Meta Knight is just really honest and not cold hearted, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile. (My glasses.)
90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (Try a 450 page book in less then one day ...For some reason I don't think I should be proud of that.)
If you believe that lemurs do not count as monkeys, copy and paste this into your profile.
But most of all
Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.
I've noticed something- there are very few stories with Boshi in them, and he's NOT the main character! If you sympathize with me on unnoticed characters, copy and paste this.