Author has written 18 stories for iCarly.
Hey, my name is Kat, and I just want to say a few things about myself. I am a Christian, I am very smart in school and have a sensible head on my shoulders, but let's just say that I'm not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer when it comes to common sense. I've successfully gotten a wrench stuck on my toe, and a tic-tac box stuck on my eye-lashes. Don't even ask.
I am all about Romione (Is that a real shipping name?! Ron/Hermione) and SEDDIE and Channy. I have written stories for iCarly. All of which being Seddie.
My favorite FF authors are Luna Moody, Adnama19, and ColorsOfTheSky101 (Anyone know what happened to all of Color's stories?) I really miss them! They were great!
I have been told that I'm pretty funny. I am in the Drama Department at my church, and I do musical theatre. I have starred in A View Of The Sea, and am looking forward to playing the mean teacher in "The Big Lie" I am involved in a Drama Club with my school, and have the most AH-MAZING monolog ever! I so love it! I've had the same one for two years straight! I love it so much!
My best friends and I always enjoy making up funny plays and we even put one on in our Drama Club. It was so funny. (The look on our teacher's face was so PRICELESS!!) like "Get these freaks off the stage, I was expecting something good and got a skit about a Chicken Dinner on Thanksgiving!" She didn't say it, but you could so tell. Haha.
Me and my friends basically live on inside jokes, without them, we would hardly speak...
Is the original author of iMeet a Stranger!
I have been inspired! I am putting up favorite quotes!
"I'm normal, kiss my feet!" Jen
"That song warmed my heart" Derrik
"They don't grow the in the backyard!" Kali
"Are turkey burgers real? I think they should be penguin burgers" Jake
"You love it,you know it, you wanna marry it!" Dianne
"And a pink high heel!" Jen
"New law of gravity(Rolls eyes)" Elen
"You tell what's his face that if he says something you don't like, I'll break his bones in ALPHABETICAL ORDER!" John
Dianne: "They played The Climb at my brother's graduation, and they did a dance"
Jason:"They were sittin' up on stage pretending to be climbing!"
"Moo with me!" Jen
"We are the coolest people here!" Dianne
"TOM SAWYER!" Derrik
Me: (Dancing to Boom Boom Pow)
Kali: SHE LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER!!
Danielle: DO IT AGAIN!
Kali: PAY ATTENTION!!
Me: STOP BEING NASTY!!
Nick: YOU STOP BEING NASTY!!
Danielle: Y'ALL ARE BOTH NASTY, SHUT UP!
Coach: Ok ladies, you need to fix that form, you're getting sloppy
Jason: What do we need to do?
Coach: Jason, are you a lady?
Me: The answer to that is yes
(Clerk as in store clerk)
Jen: Do y'all have any store displays y'all are giving away?
Clerk: No sorry, we have to return them to our corporate manager
Jen: Okay, thanks.
Me: Do y'all have any old displays that y'all don't need?
Clerk: Like what kind of display?
Me: Like an old sign
Jen: OR A MANNEQUIN ARM!
Clerk: Sorry we can't give them out.
Me: Ok thanks
Me: Do y'all have any displays y'all don't need anymore?
Clerk: (Shakes head no)
Me and Jen: Ok, thanks bye
!(!AND SO ON UNTIL:!)!
Jen: Do y'all have any old displays we can have?
Clerk: Like what do you mean?
Me: Like an old sign...Or an arm...
Clerk: No, but you can have some card board
Me: Umm...No thanks, bye.
Me: (looks around) Nahh
Me: (Picks up ugly, HUGE sunglasses that have big swirls going out on the frame)
Jen: (Picks up sunglasses with rhinestones and hearts) NO FAIR! YOU GOT THE CUTE ONES!
Me: Why are there bags over the street lights?
Danielle: They're probably installing new ones.
Me: Pfft. Muggles...
Me and Danielle and Taylor: (Karaoke trio to My Boyfriend's Back)
Karaoke Screen: INSTRUMENTAL BREAK!
Ericka: You don't sing that you know.
Me and Danielle and Taylor: (REALLY OFF-KEY) IIIIINNNN-STRRUUUUU-MMEEEENNN-TALLLL-BBBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK)
Me: Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
Me: (Still) Snape. Snape. Sever-
Danielle: Man Snape is SEXY!
Me: (Stares at in awe)
Danielle: Best looking teacher. Think about it.
Me: Professor Flitwick looks better!
Danielle: He's little!
Me: Snape is greasy!
Danielle: Yet sexy.
Danielle: Haha! I forget about him!
Me: HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET ROBERTO!
Elise: Who's Roberto?
Me: My ice cream cone!
Elise: oh gosh
Me: I loved that ice cream cone! But then I ate it...
Elise: All loved things must come to an end
Me: It's either kill or be killed in this world
Danielle: (laughs) I love you guys! Wait. Does that mean I have to eat you both?!
Me: No, I'm all chewy and tough...Elise probably tastes better...So not both of us...Just Elise...(Chuckles nervously)
Elise: Uh oh. Thanks Kat.
Me: Since I gave Danielle advice, I'll give you advice too, cause I'm nice like that. Okay. Elise, If you see Danielle running at you with a fork, run.
Danielle: (Laughs) That's right Elise. I'm so bringing a fork to school next week. And a napkin.
Me: Cleanliness is next to safety...
I will add more soon!
Harry Potter Series
Anne of Green Gables
Favorite aMiNals! (YES AMINALS! NOT ANIMALS!!)
Favorite TV Shows:
I Love Lucy
Sonny With a Chance
The Odd Couple
Dancing With the Stars
(I LOOOVE old TV shows!!)
7 Brides for 7 Brothers
Confessions of a Shopoholic
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The CLASSIC Grinch ( Don't laugh, I know you love it too!)
Race to Witch Mountain
Favorite Disney Stars:
Ashley Tisdale (Sorry but that was her start so she's included)
Favorite Singers/ Bands
The Ting Tings
All AMerican Rejects
The Academy Is...
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1. Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? Ehh... I don't know if I own a globe...
2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it, and what does it say? "Return"
3.What can you hear right now? My mom watching some movie and me typing..?
4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself: Me: Hey. Danielle: Uhh, hi?. Me: How bout this weather? My mom: What are trying to do? Danielle: NO really what are you doing
5.Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Phineas and Ferb... ??
7.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was reading Fanfics?
8.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see? A basket
9.If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? Who?
10.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say? htmhiaao
Random Survey Number 4957:
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? I'm sorry but I don't believe that, but if it were real then a water fairy just kidding hmmm...Angel fish, cause I'm so nice 0:) HAHAHAHA
3. Whos your favorite redhead? FRED, GEORGE, RON WEASLEY
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Pancake, ham, sausage, bacon...What I have hearty appetite. But I'm an athlete so it really doesn't matter. Hahaha
5. Last book you read? HARRY POTTER
6. Describe your mood with one word. Awesome
7. Describe the last time you were injured? (Hits table) right now :)
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Dianne or Jen
9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert!!
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? Micheal Jackson!
11. Favorite Soda? DR. PEPPER
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?Red shirt, big necklace, dangly earring, ring, white pants
13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Who needs a "form" of tranportation when you can Apparate?
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? UP! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE CHILDISH AND STUPID BUT IT IS LIKE THE BEST EVER! I LAUGHED (and cried...) MY HEAD OFF!
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: NATHAN KRESS AND NOLAN FUNK
16. Whats your favorite kind of cake? Chocolate with cream cheese frosting.
17. What did you have for dinner last night? Meatball sub
18. Look to your left, what do you see? Counter, plates, purses, water, Diet Dr. Pepper (BEST SODA EEVVERR) Harry Potter
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nooo! Unless they're Hi-tops then yes
20. Favorite toy as a child? Dolls
21. Do you buy your own groceries? Once in a while
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Are you kidding? Without me, half the people I know would never utter a word! Well they'd probably find a new victim so...
23. When's the last time you had gummy worms? Like, forever ago, I don't even remember
24. What's your favorite fruit? Grapes, clementines, peaches. (Why, yes. I am a country girl :)
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? Umm...No, but I have one of me doing a back layout, and one of my back handspring, and I might have one of my half twist, I forget...
26. Do you like running long distances? Sometimes. I have done an Arthritis Walk, but my team got lost and wound up turning a two mile walk into like a 5 mile walk, so sometimes not.
27. Have you ever eaten snow? Yes!
28. What color are your bedsheets? Red
29. Whats your favorite flower? Peony, gardenia, iris, the list really does go on...
30. Do you do ballet? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no...
31. Do you listen to classical music? Some, my sister has a music appreciation class at her college, and always does her homework at home, so therefore I have to
32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? iCarly theme song. I've actually been singing it like all day today haha
33. Do you watch SpongeBob? I liked the old ones, but I think they turned Spongebob really stupid
34. What temperature is it outside right now? Sunny but VERY windy
35. Do people consider you smart? I am VERY book smart, but everyone always catches my stupid moments, so they think I'm stupid...
36. How many piercings do you have? 2 earing holes
37. Are you signed on AIM? Nope
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? Well in first grade I considered it, but never took my theory into action...
39 .How do you feel about your family? I love them! My mom and sister and Grandma are my best friends! Don't laugh, that's cool!
40. Do you have an iPod? Yes.
41. What time do you go to bed? Anywhere between 11:30 at night and 4 in the morning...
42. What CD is currently in your CD player? I think it's a 90's pop cd, it might be Alanis Morsiette ofr Fergie though...
43. What movie do you know every line to? Hairspray, Spectacular, Ice Princess :)
44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Ranch
45. What do you want for Christmas this year? Clothes, shoes, makeup, new laptop, etc.
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Friends in PN
47. Do you like hugs? Yes!
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach: Lamee
49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Kristen, Kyrstin. Which is why I shortened it to Kat. So no one ever does anymore :)
50. Do you watch college football? Ick.
Always Love And Treasure the Three Freds:
2) Fred Figglehorn, from YouTube- Because he's hyper, annoying, and hilarious.
3) Freddie Benson, from iCarly- Because he's cute, nerdy, sweet, and, of course, Seddie. Nuff said.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
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