Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
(A/N: This Profile MUST be read out loud by Don LaFontaine for full effect!)
In a world...where stuff was popular.
One man would rise from the dust of society. His mission?
To save humankind.
His name was Anonymous Nobody III. But most people called him "That Guy".
He hailed from a small, humble town in the United States. Little did he know, he was destined to fulfill the prophecy.
But what will happen when he postpones fulfilling that prophecy in order to write fan fiction?
"It's one of the best fan fictions of the year." ~The Old York Times
"A real mouse-scroller! Sure to keep you on the edge of your desk chair!" ~USA Tomorrow
"I thought it was rather indulgent, really. I didn't like it at all." ~Simon Cowell
This summer, Action has a new name. Romance has a new name. And Anonymous Nobody III has a new name because he was sick of people calling him "That Guy" when he actually had a name.
(Seriously, he went and got it legally changed because he's an adult now and he can do things like that. His parents didn't want him to, but he did it anyway! You'd do it too, wouldn't you? Sorry. I digress.)
He is...The Last Dream Weaver.
Coming soon to a computer screen near you!