Dance of the Butterfly
The time has come for the butterfly to spread its wings,
to share beauty and grace, as it soars beyond to learn new things.
See its rainbow of colour dancing in the clear blue sky, like tiny jewels of pureness, too beautiful to pass by.
Time has prepared it for this transition now,
and by following its path, it will be shown how.
To dance with the soft breeze stroking its cheek with a sigh,
the sparkle of sunlight glitters on its wings as it flies.
Toward a freedom that will be bound forever more,
courage gives it power and a "will" to open new doors.
Far beyond the boundary of the world it has known,
to experience the mystery of new realms, it is shown.
Truth keeps it fluttering to the center of its core,
which brings joy and passion, based on feelings for?
Living life to full potential - in the "now",
if it keeps its heart open, it will be shown how.
And trust will release any fear that it feels,
unconditional love will keep it on an even keel.
The journey will be long and very hard at times,
but the delicate butterfly will dance and sing to the chimes.
For the wind and songbirds who are its friends,
will gently guide it along its path until it reaches the end.
And its wings of strength will never let it fall,
because the butterfly is special and it will conquer all.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
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If you have an amazing MOTHER, put this on your profile page
This is not my, but it is really interesting to read.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA(and to help them gain world)
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
100 Rules of Anime
The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).
#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)
#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.
#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...
#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.
#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...
#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.
#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.
#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.
#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!
#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)
#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.
#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation
#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.
#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).
#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
A negative charge will result in the
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
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A time to be born and a time to die,
A time to plant and a time to uproot,
A time to kill and a time to heal,
A time to tear down and a time to build,
A time to weep and a time to laugh,
A time to mourn and a time to dance,
A time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
A time to embrace and a time to refrain,
A time to search and a time to give up,
A time to keep and a time to throw away,
A time to tear and a time to mend,
A time to be silent and a time to speak,
A time to love and a time to hate,
A time for war and a time for peace,
Abunai = It's unsafe!
Ai = Love
Aishiteru = I love you
Aite = Opponent
Aitusu = She/he
Akuma = Devil
Akuryou = Evil spirit
Ame = Rain
Anata = You
Antena = Antenna
Are = That
Arigatou = Thank you
Ashita = Tomorrow
Atarashii = New
Antena = Antenna
Baka = Stupid/idiot
Bakari = Only
Bakemono = Monster
Bijin = A gorgeous woman
Boku = I (male)
Bishoujo = Gorgeous Girl
Bishounen =Handsome boy
Chou Chou = Butterfly
Chu = Mouse
Chi = Earth
Chibi = Small
Chikara = power (strength)
Chikyuu = Earth
Chiisai = cut it out
Chikusho = outburst; for example Baka!!
Chotto = A little
Chouwa = Peace
Daijoubu = It's alright
Damaru = silent
Damasu = deceive
Dame = Bad
Dame dusu = No good
Dare = Who
Dareka = Someone/anyone
Dare = Who
Dejitaru = Digital
Demo = But/However
De mo = Small
Densetsu = Legend
Do itashimashite = You're welcome
Doki Doki = Heart Pound
Doko = Where
Dokyou = Brave
Doragon = Dragon
Dosei = Saturn
Ea = Air
Ecchi = Pevert
Egao = Smile
Etowa-yu = Star
Faia = Fire
Faita = Fighter
Fukai = Deep
Fushigi = Mysterious
Fuyu = Winner,
Fuzakeru = fool around (games)
Gahan = Rice/Cooked meal
Gaki = Young,brat, punk
Gambaru = Don't give up
Ganmou = Wish
Genki = Full of energy/Well
Genzai = Past
Gin = Silver
Go-guru = Goggles
Goku = Quiet,
Gomenasai = I'm sorry
Hai&Sou = Yes/ok
Hana = Flower Haru
Hate = End/Limits
Hayai = Quick!
Hen = Strange, weird
Hentai = pervert,
Hi = Fire
Hidoi = Severe
Hikari = Light
Hikaru = Shine/Shining
Hime = Princess
Hitomi = Eyes
Hitori = Alone
Hoshi = Star
Ichigo = Strawberry
Ii = Good
Iie = No
Iku = To go
Ima = Now
Inochi = Life
Inu = Dog
Inu-Yasha = Dog Demon
Ishi = Stone
Itai = Ouch
Itsu = When
Itsudemo = Forever
Itte marimasu = I'll be back
Itte Rasshai = Come back again
Ja ne= Later
Jahane= Bye bye
Jigoku = Hell
Joshikousei = A female highschool student
Jousho = Emotion/Feeling
Kage = Shadow
Kaikkoii = Cool
Kako = Present
Kamawanai = I don't care
Kami = God, supernatural being
Kaminoke = Hair
Kanashii = Sad/Sadness
Kane = Metal
Kanjou = Emotion(s)
Kanojo = Girlfriend
Kareshi = Boyfriend
Kawaii = Cute
Kawai sou = How sad, how pitiful
Kaze = Wind
Kedo = But, but still
Kega = Wound, injury
Keisatsu = Police
Ki = Wood
Kiiroi = Yellow
Kimi = Feeling
Kin = Gold
Kira Kira = Fox
Kissu = Kiss
Kito OK = Surely OK
Kizu = Wound
Kodoku = Loneliness
Koi = Love/A fish
Kokoro = Heart/Spirit
Kometto = Comet
Konban wa = Good evening
Konnichiwa = Hello/Good afternoon
Koori = Ice
Kore = This
Korosu = To kill
Koto = Thing
Kouyuu = Friendship
Kowai = To be afraid
Kurama = Car
Kuroi = Black
Kuru = To come
Lie = That's wrong
Mae = Before
Mahou = Magic/magic spell
Makaseru = To place one's trust in something or someone
Makeru = To lose
Mamotte ageru = I'll protect you
Masaka = Can it be?; It can't be!, No!
Masume = Young woman
Mata ne = See ya
Matataki = To wink
Matataku = Night Sky
Matsu = To wait
Me = Eyes
Merodi = Melody
Midori iro = Green
Mikomi = Hope
Mimi = Ears
Mini = Small
Mirai = Future
Mizu = Water
Mochidzuki = Full Moon
Mochiron = Of course, without a doubt
Mono = Person
Mori = Forest
Moshi moshi = Hello (used when answering the phone)
Motto = More/Farther
Mou = Already, Enough!, Geez!
Naito = Night
Nani = What
Naruhodo = I see; so
Natsu = Summer
Neko = Cat
Negai = Wish
Nigeru = To flee
Nihon = Japan
Nihongo = Japanese
Ningen = Human, humanity
Niwatori = Chicken
Nosaba = Heart
Ohayou ( Ohayou gozaimasu) = Good morning
Okaeri nasi = Welcome home
Okoru = To get angry
Omedeto Gozaimasu = Congratulations
Omoi = Feelings / Memories
Onaji = To be together
O =name wa= What is your name?
Ongaku = Music
Onegai = Please,
Oni = Demon, ogre, or any other type odd supernatural life
Ore = I (kind of rude)
Otome = Maiden
Oyasumi nasi = Good night
Pan = Bread
Pasu = Pass
Peeji = Page
Raiu = Thunderstorm
Rajio = Radio
Ranchi = Lunch
Ryoukai= Message recieved & understood
Ryu = Dragon
Saa = So!;Beats me!
Sakura = Cherry Blossom
Sarabada = Farewell
Sayonara = Goodbye
Seishinseii = Sincerity
Sekai = World
Sempai = Refers to anyone who is one's senior. The term cuts across all classes & occupations
Senshi = Soldier/Warior
Seta = Sweater
Shi = Poem
Shikashi = However, but, nevertheless
Shikata ga ni = No help for it!, No way to avoid it!, Nothing left but to deal with it!
Shinjiru = To believe in
Shinka = Evolution
Shinda = Dead
Shinji = Believe
Shinu = To die
Shite = Hero/Protagonist
Shizuka = Quiet
Sobakasu = Freckles
Sono = Garden
Sora = Sky
Sore = It
Sotto = Softly
Sou desu = That's right
Suki = Affection
Sunnen = Millennium
Suru = To do
Suzuka = Speed Of Light
Syroan = Wolf Pup
Tada = Free
Ta =getto = Target
Taidaima = I'm back
Taihen = Tough
Taiyou = Sun
Tama = Ball (can be a cat name)
Tasukeru = To aid
Tasukete kure = Help me!
Tatakau = To fight, do battle
Te = Hand
Teki = Enemy
Tenshi = Angel
Tesuto = Test
Tokoro = Place
Tomodachi = Friend
Tooi = Far
Tori = Bird
Totemo = Extremely, very
Toya = Peace blossoms
Tsubasa = Wings
Tsuchi = Earth
Tsuki = Moon
Umi = Sea
Unmei = Fate, destiny
Uragirimono = Traitor
Uraomote = Opposite
Ureshii = Happy
Urusai = Shut up!
Usagi = Bunny
Uso = A lie, You must be kidding!, You lie!, No way!
Usotsuki = Liar
Uta = Song
Utau = Sing
Uwasa = Rumor
Uzu = Swirls
Vijon = Vision
Wahei = Peace
Waizu = Wise
Wakaranai = Don't understand;eh?
Wakaru = To understand
Wakaru = Excitement
Wakatta = Understood
Wana = snare
Warai = Laugh/Smile
Watashi = I (polite)
Yabai = Miserable, Uh-oh!
Yakusoku = Promise
Yama = Moutain
Yameru = quit
Yappari = After all
Yaru = To do, to give, to try, attempt
Yasashisa = Kindness
Yasashii = Splendid
Yasha = Demon
Yasashi = Gentle
Yatta = Victory, good fortune
Yoake = Dawn
Yoshi = Here I come! All right (then)!
Youkai = An occult monster, occult phenomena
Yubikiri = Promise
Yubiwa = Finger ring
Yuki = Snow
Yukito = White/Snow Rabbit
Yume = Dream
Yumi = Bow
Yurusu = To forgive, pardon
Yuuki = Courage
Yuumei = Dark & light
Yuusha = Hero
Zettai = Absolutely
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戦い-Taijutsu-Art of The Body
幻想-Genjutsu-Art of Illusions
刀-Kenjutsu-Art of The Sword
禁制の-Kinjutsu-Art of The Forbidden
目-Doujutsu-Art of The Eyes
シール-Fuuinjutsu-Art of The Seals
賢人-Senjutsu-Art of The Sage
人形-Kujutsu-Art of The Puppets
秘密-Hijutsu-Art of Secrets
兵器-Akijutsu-Art of The Weapons
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火の国-Hi no Kuni-Land of Fire-Fire Country: Konoha
雷の国-Kaminari no Kuni-Land of Lightning-Lightning Country: Kumo
土の国-Tsuchi no Kuni-Land of Earth-Earth Country: Iwa
風の国-Kaze no Kuni-Land of Wind-Wind Country: Suna
水の国-Mizu no Kuni-Land of Water-Water Country: Kiri
田の国 Ta no Kuni-Land of Rice Fields-Rice Country: Oto
雨の国-Ame no Kuni-Land of Rain-Rain Country: Ame
滝の国-Taki no Kuni-Land of Waterfall-Waterfall Country: Taki
草の国-Kusa No Kuni-Land of Grass-Grass Country: Kusa
雪の国-Yuki no Kuni-Land of Snow-Snow Country: Yuki
熊の国-Kuma no Kuni-Land of Bears-Bear Country: Hoshi
月の国-Tsuki no Kuni-Land of The Moon-Moon Country: Getsu
空の国-Sora no Kuni-Land of Sky-Sky Country: Ten
温泉の国-Onsen No Kuni-Land of Hot Springs-Hot Spring Country: Yu
夏の国-Natsu No Kuni-Land of Summer-Summer Country: Hika
炎の国-Kaen No Kuni-Land of Blaze-Blaze Country: Haru
灰の国-Hai No Kuni-Land of Ash-Ash Country: Hai
竜の国-Hachu No Kuni-Land of Dragons-Dragon Country: Tonbo
影の国-Kage No Kuni-Land of Shadows-Shadow Country:Kura
光の国-Ranpu No kuni-Land of Light-Light Country: Awai
オの国-Ookami No Kuni-Land of Wolves-Wolf Country: Tenshi
血の国-Chi No Kuni-Land of Blood-Blood Country: Oni
鉄の国-Tetsu no Kuni-Land of Iron-Iron Country: (No Ninja
鳥の国-Tori no Kuni-Land of Birds-Bird Country: (No Ninja)
爪の国-Tsume no Kuni-Land of Claws-Claw Country: (No Ninja)
牙の国-Kiba no Kuni-Land of Fangs-Fang Country: (No Ninja)
鬼の国-Oni no Kuni-Land of Demons-Demon Country: (No Ninja)
沼の国-Numa no Kuni-Land of Swamps-Swamp Country: (No Ninja)
森の国-Mori no Kuni-Land of Forests-Forest Country: (No Ninja)
蜜の国-Mitsu no Kuni-Land of Honey-Honey Country: (No Ninja)
デの国-Nai No Kuni-Land of The Dead-Dead Country: (No Ninja)
川の国-Kawa no Kuni-Land of Rivers-River Country: Takumi
波の国-Nami no Kuni-Land of Waves-Wave Country: (No Ninja)
石の国-Ishi no Kuni-Land of Stone-Stone Country: (No Ninja)
山の国-Yama no Kuni-Land of Mountains-Mountain Country: (No Ninja)
ヌの国-Udon No Kuni-Land of Noodles-Noodle Country: (No Ninja)
餡の国-An no Kuni-Land of Bean Jam-Bean Jam Country: (No Ninja)
砂の国-Suna no kuni-Land of Sand-Sand Country: (No Ninja)
海の国-Umi no Kuni-Land of Sea-Sea Country: (No Ninja)
茶の国-Cha no Kuni-Land of Tea-Tea Country: (No Ninja)
菜の国-Na no Kuni-Land of Vegetables-Vegetable Country: (No Ninja)
谷間の国-Tanima no Kuni-Land of Valleys-Valley Country: (No Ninja)
林の国-Hayashi no Kuni-Land of Woods-Wood Country: (No Ninja)
渦の国-Uzu no Kuni-Land of Whirlpool-Whirlpool Country: (Unknown)
氷の国-Aisu No Kuni-Land of Ice-Ice Country: (No Ninja)
虎の国-Tora No Kuni-Land of Tigers-Tiger Country: (No Ninja)
宝石の国-Hou No Kuni-Land of Gems-Gem Country: (No Ninja)
空間の国-Garan No Kuni-Land of Voids-Void Country: (No Ninja)
沼地の国-Sawa No Kuni-Land of Marsh-Marsh Country: (No Ninja)
オダの国-Shi No Kuni-Land of Order-Order Country: (No Ninja)
カオスの国-Kon No Kuni-Land of Chaos-Chaos Country: (No Ninja)
花の国-Hana No Kuni-Land of Flowers-Flower Country: (No Nina)
首の国-KubiNo Kuni-Land of Neck-Neck Country: (No Ninja)
職人の国-Sho No Kuni-Land of Craftsman-Craftsman Country: (No Ninja)
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Clans - Customized
Yotsuki Clan - Night Moon Family: A clan from Kumogakure that are well known for their agressive behavior and their passion for fighting. They use Lightning attacks usually rushing in with no stretegy only fighting for the sake of "A worthy challenge!" One had said. They have dark skin color and have a muscular physique. They can be extremely cruel when in their fighting mode but are known to be loyal to their allies as if they were their own Brother/Sister. -Kumo
Shirogane Clan - White Koi Family: A clan that is known for their extreme skill in using puppets, they hail from Sunagakure. They were a small clan and have no skilled ninja. Trying to find a source of power to compensate that, they created puppet walkers. Wielding an army, they survived the Shinobi Wars. -Suna
Jukusha clan: Elites in Kenjutsu that it could not compare to any other of their kumo shinobi. Their technique and style could not necessarily be taught, for every member of their clan is able to do it from birth. Their allowed to be able to choose their sword from the day they can talk, the elders of their clan would lay out a variety of swords, and whichever one the child pointed to was the sword that was meant to be 'bonded' with them. It is said that Jukusha's are able to adapt, and learn any sword technique, save for elemental, with amazing precision. Their ability with their sword is unrivaled as far as they know, and that they are extremely smart, though Konoha's Nara clan far outshines them. -Kumo
Toshi clan: Known for their ability to control the Raiton element flawlessly where many others struggle, even being able to invent their own fighting style that require the element. Their ability with Raiton is unmatched, being able to be used in ways that no other is able to, able to use many high ranked jutsu's without tiring for a certain period of time where such constant use of Jutsu's for any other Kumo Shinobi would either give them chakra exhaustion, or kill them. It is even said that they are partly made of lightning, able to manipulate the element with as much as a thought. Their style being very dangerous, as they could literally make a hole where they touch you, though they lack that necessary speed to do so, though their style is known as a long-mid-close range Taijutsu style. -Kumo
Shurai Clan: Known for their Kekkei Genkai, the Hayagan (The Speed eye). The Kekkei Genkai allows them to use Ranton (Storm) Jutsu's, known as the only clan that can use such elements. Their unique eye color consisted of glowing yellow eyes with a purple surrounding, replacing black pupils for yellow and white for purple. Able to make storms, have high chakra reserves, and are known for their strength to increase by five times if they are surrounded by water, or natural storms, along with other abilities that the clan keeps confidential. They are able to travel within through the clouds in bursts of speeds for a total amount of three seconds, somewhat like the Shunshin No Jutsu (Teleportation Technique), only farther, and only able to be executed around storms. Their speed is incredibly quick, like the lightning, but is only sustained for a total of one hour while their Kekkei Genkai is active. -Kumo
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(忍 者学校性 Akademī-sei) make up the student body of the Ninja Academy, where they are trained and prepared for life as a shinobi. They are not an actual part of the shinobi force, as they are still in the process of mastering the very basics of the ninja lifestyle. However, they can be conscripted as part of the war potential in times of emergency.
(下忍 Genin; Literally meaning "Low Ninja") are the lowest level of ninja and also the ones that display the most difference in power. When they become Genin, ninja start to do their bit for their village's economy – being sent on missions that the village gets paid for. They are typically sent either on D-Rank missions, which are almost entirely risk-free jobs of manual labor, or, very rarely, on C-Rank missions, which are a cut above that and begin to verge on real "ninja" work that have a very low possibility of risk to the ninja involved. When Konohagakure was shorthanded in upper-level ninja because of the attack by Otogakure and Sunagakure, the village had to occasionally send Genin on higher-ranked missions.
(中 忍; Literally meaning "Middle Ninja") are ninja who are qualified to watch over and guide other ninja. Chūnin have reached a level of maturity that primarily consists of leadership skills and tactical prowess. This is because the genin who don't have the skills to become chūnin are weeded out in testing. Some of them, like Iruka Umino andMizuki, function as Academy teachers and others, like Shikamaru Nara, serve as team leaders in charge of small teams who need to make decisions and utilize the skills of the shinobi under their command to the maximum effect. Chūnin are typically sent on C-rank or B-rank missions.
(特 別上忍 Tokubetsu Jōnin; sometimes known as Tokujō for short) are ninja who, rather than all-around Jōnin training, have Jōnin-level ability in a single area or skill, much like warrant officers of real-world militaries. They are elite specialists in their areas and are often assigned as subordinates to regular Jōnin when their services are needed.
(上忍 Jōnin; Literally meaning "Elite Ninja") are generally highly-experienced shinobi with great individual skill who serve as military captains. They are often sent on A-Rank missions, and experienced Jōnin may even be sent on S-Class missions (which are considered to be the greatest difficulty). It is not unusual for Jōnin to go on missions alone. Jōnin are generally able to use at least two types of elemental chakra, some genjutsu, and above-average taijutsu skills.
(暗部 Dark Side), short for Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai (暗殺戦術特殊部隊 Special Assassination and Tactical Squad; English Version: ANBU Black Ops), take orders directly from the Kage, performing special high-level missions, such as assassinations and torture. The ANBU usually work in teams formed to the requirements of the mission, ensuring maximum success. The shinobi in the ANBU are hand-picked by the Kage; chosen for their individual capabilities and special skills. Age, gender, background, or previous rank bear no weight in this decision. Team leadership and hierarchy seem to be based on merit and experience. The leaders of the teams are called squad leaders (分隊長 Buntaichō), a position held in high regards. There are various groups within the ANBU, aimed at various different functions and tasks. Kirigakure, for instance, has the Hunter-nin, a group created solely for hunting down and disposing of missing-nin. Konohagakure has the ANBU Torture and Interrogation Force, who interrogate prisoners and work to gather intelligence. Though they were to officially disband, another ANBU group named Root would carry out extremely secretive missions and were not under the direct authority of previous Hokage.
(伝 説の三忍 Densetsu no Sannin; Literally meaning "Legendary Three Ninja") They possess exemplary ninja abilities. The Sannin are widely regarded for their great skill and power, each one has the level of being a Kage in their own right; each has been considered for the position of Hokage at different points in time, with one of them obtaining the title.
(影; Literally meaning "Shadow") is the leader of one of the five most powerful Hidden Villages and generally are also the most powerful ninja in their respective villages. They are collectively known as the Five Kage (五影 Gokage). If a Kage has held their position for several decades, as was the case with the Third Hokage, younger ninja are likely to have become stronger than they are. In such cases, the Kage may retire and give the title to someone else; the title, once granted, is held permanently. This creates a case where there are two Kage at the same time, with only one of them actually active, as it was with the Third and Fourth Hokage. After the Fourth died, the Third came out of retirement. The Kage stand equally with the rulers of their countries, oversee the activities of their villages, and are the leaders of ninja society. They typically are the ones who send the ninja teams out on their missions and make the decisions regarding the safety of the village.
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