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Joined 05-18-09, id: 1938855, Profile Updated: 08-29-11
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Thief Lord, and Other Side of the Story.

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Things you should know about me:

My all time favourite author is Harlan Coben and I am praying for the day when I finally see a story pop up in the Myron Bolitar catergory. The line "You got any Yoo-Hoo?" never fails to crack me up.

I also enjoy reading the Maximum Ride series - although I don't really like the Alex Cross series - and Peter James'/ Cecelia Ahern's work (although her recent offerings leave a lot to be desired). No, that's a lie. After reading the first Roy Grace novel, I think I can safely say I only enjoy ONE of Peter James' books. However, series/authors I do are: Anthony Horowitz, Dan Brown (yes, despite all of his failings and flaws as a writer)... er... some other ones which I can't quite think of at the moment...

My favourite TV shows are:

Ugly Betty

Ghost Whisperer

Doctor Who

Waterloo Road

Robin Hood

Merlin

Kyle XY

QI

Vampire Diaries

Life Unexpected

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Sometimes life is so sweet I get toothache.

Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.

The answer is chocolate and I don’t give a damn what the question is.

When life give you lemons, don’t make lemonade. It takes too much effort. Go to the shop instead.

When life gives you Edward Cullen, give him back and demand a refund. Or ask for someone real instead.

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The Con is on by FindingRainbows reviews
When Mrs Hudson gets conned, Sherlock and John call on Mickey and his crew to get her money back but will it be as simple as they think? Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hustle & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,769 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010
The Vampire's Origin by apiratesmile reviews
One day Renesmee asks her father where the first vampire came from. He tells her the story Carlisle told to him all those years ago. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Clever Man by Ergott reviews
A series of mostly disconnected stories concerning how John and Sherlock deal with one another. Some slash, some not.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock vs Sue by PearlyWhirly reviews
That set list was harder to get hold of than Sue Sylvester had expected. Time to call in an unusual acquaintance...
Crossover - Glee & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sue S., Sherlock H. - Complete
One Without the Other by apiratesmile reviews
This is a summary of the relationship between Win and Myron.To be honest I just published this to get people posting in this category :
Myron Bolitar series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Another Piece of the heart by MagicalChemistry reviews
A missing scene between Ivan and Elizabeth.
If You Could See Me Now - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
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13, Unlucky For Some: The Book of Max reviews
A collection of unrelated Maximum Ride shorts and poetry. Takes five minutes to read per entry but the impact will last a lifetime.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009
You Can Run, But You Can't Hide reviews
Alyssa thought she'd left the Stella and its inhabitants behind when she left them years ago. So no one is more surprised than her when Scipio turns up to her wedding. But that's the least of her worries - someone is determined to kill her. But who?
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Scipio M., Victor G.
Mimi's Remedies reviews
A white witch solves everybody's problems. The real version of a fictional story written by fictional character Lily Wright. Sweet enough to rot the reader's teeth.
Other Side of the Story - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Under the Stars reviews
Will Max ever give in to Fang's advances? Set before Max
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete