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Joined 05-18-09, id: 1939288, Profile Updated: 09-20-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

I'm not really that good of a writer and only post bull because i cant get the plot bunnies out of my brain. so hats off if you read my shit.

MY FAVE PAIRINGS: SasuSaku (Naruto!), TamaHaru (Ouran Highschool Host Club), EdWinry (Fullmetal ALchemist), DaiRiku (DN Angel), KyoTohru (Fruits Basket), IchiRuki (Bleach), MiaMichael (Princess Diaries), YukiZero (vampire knight), KeiHikari (Special A)

Also, if you are a SasuSaku fan then you should get your hands on A FRACTURED FAIRYTALE: A SASUSAKU ANTHOLOGY! Its a compilation of SasuSaku long one-shots by our favorite authors on ff.net. here's the link where you can get an online copy (pdf version) for free!

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Just take out all of the spaces :D

You should forget about her Saalar...
Can anyone forget how to breath...
[Peer-e-Kamil; Umera Ahmed]

Don't get my personality and my attitude twisted, Because my personality is ME, and my attitude depends on YOU!...

friendship is like an onion which has many layers of love n care. if u will try to cut it u will find nothing except tears.

when someone is too sweet to u, dont expect he will be like that all the time coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date. Me?? i'm different. i'm alcohol. no expiry. the older, the better! n attractive too! ;)

its not that u stop smiling as u grow old. the real thing is that u grow old coz u stop smiling. donate a smile everyday n live longer :)

a wise man always keeps his wife's photo in his pocket. why? becoz whenever he's in trouble he looks at the photo n thinks, "if i can face this, i can face anything!"

we smoke for a few days n get addicted to it. i've been studying since i was 3. why the hell am i not getting addicted! >.

crying alone is really better than laughing with the people who hate u but act like they love u.

if 5 second of a smile can make a photograph more beautiful, then just imagine how beautiful ur life will be if u always keep smiling. :)

if a single teacher cant teach all the subjects, how can u expect a single student to study all the subjects. point to be noted ;)

if u expect the world to be fair with u just coz u're fair its like expecting the lion not to eat u just coz u didnt eat it.

as u reach ur goals, set new ones. that is how u grow n become a more powerful person.

whenever u have a problem, just sing ur fave song. soon u'll realize that...the problem is better than ur voice.

we used pencil when we were young but now we use ball-pens...why?becoz mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now. strange but true.

LOVE is a rainbow between two hearts. sharing seven colors of feelings, friendship, sadness, happiness, truth, trust, secrets n respect :)

success without a positive attitude is called luck. but success with a positive attitude is called an achievement. so be an achiever.

these lines r hard to understand but r so damn true. "once u lose someoneits never exactly the same person who comes back."

isn't life like grammer lessons?? at times we find the past perfect and sometimes the present tense :/

when u find a dream inside ur heart, dont ever let it go. coz dreamz r the seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows!

shortest love story: he proposed, she smiled. she had no teeth, he died. :D

define love n explain in detail?
ans: def: a serious disorder of heart due to relationship b/w men n women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistence associated.
types: one sided, two-sided
age: usually occurs in teenage but now a days can b found at any age
symptoms:tension, daydreaming, phone addiction
diagnosis by: diaries, photos, treatment
treatment: ani-love therapy by father's/mother's footware. :P

in a race b/w lion n deer, many times deer wins coz lion runs for food n deer runs for life. remember, purpose is more important than need.

the best part of life is when ur family understands u as a friend n ur frnds support u as a family.

nurse n patient with a head injury. nurse: name? patient: jhonny. nurse: age. patient: 39. nurse: married? patient: no, no...it was a car accident.

wisely quoted: if an egg breaks due to an outside force, inside life dies. if it breaks from the inside, life begins. great things always begin from the inside.

never show one-sided affection & care to anyone in this deceptive world, bcoz its human tendency to underestimate anything given free of cost.

our parents spend the 1st three yrs of our life teaching us how to walk n talk...and the next all years telling us to sit down and shut up!

the law says: "if u cant convince them, then at least confuse them." the law is, "law of answering in examination."

grammar freal wife to husband: "u're as useless in my life as 'a' and 'y' in okay...!"

when nails are grown we cut the nails and not the fingers. similarly when our misunderstandings are raised we should cut the misunderstandings and not the relations.

by breaking my strongest plans in life God makes me believe that He's the real plan maker, not me! :)

u cant recover 5 things in life: stone after thrown, words after spoken, occasion after missed, time after gone and trust after lost!

trust the one who could see these 3 things in u: sorrow behind ur smile, love behind ur anger n meaning behind ur silence.

the journy of life is travelled only once. so make a TAUBA for the past, SHUKAR for the present and DUA ofr the future! :) coz DUA is the only thing that can change DESTINY! :)

A broken trust can best be described as melted chocolate, no matter how hard u try to freeze it it will never return in its true shape!

when ppl hurt u over n over again think of them like sand paper. they may scratch u and hurt u a bit but in the end u end up polised while they are useless!

when problems r so big n ur strength is no longer enough to carry them dont give up coz where ur strength ends, GOD's grace begins :)

by a non-veg: vegetarians r cruel ppl. they kill helpless plants. we atleast have the decency to kill the chicken who can run for its life :P

never start ur day with broken pieces of yesterday. it will definitely destroy ur wonderful today and will ruin ur great tomorrow.

today's joke. a boy said ... trust me :D

no one is born happy but everyone is born with ability to create happiness.

when u give importance to ppl they think that u're always free but they dont understand that u make urself available for them everytime.

take from life whatever u can coz when life starts taking it it takes even the last breath.

a short walk is so difficult hwen no one walks with u but a long journy is just like a few steps...when a street dog is running behind u :P

only ppl who r below ur standard comment on u but ppl who r above u just smile at ur mistakes :)

i never expect others to miss me but i will always drop by msgs into their inbox to show that i still luv n remember them with or without their luv

a relationship doesnt shine by just shaking hands in the best times. it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.

take some chances in your life. tell the truth! learn to say NO gently and sometimes firmly! spend money on the things u love! get to know some1 random!tell an idiot how he/she hurts u! scold some1 who deserves it! sit alone, whatch the rain! laugh till ur stomach pains! dance even if u're bad at it! pose stupidly for pictures! give some1 a hug when they need it and make sure u get many too! n keep smiling 'cuz u live just once :)

in the hands of life its not important to hold all the good relations but it is more important how good we behave with the relations we hold!

be so rich that u can buy the most expensive thing u desire but be so expensive that no richness on the earth could buy u!

when some1 says "expect the unexpected!" slap them on the face and say: "u didnt expect this, did u?" :P

every time i read this i laugh. we know taj mahal as a symbol of love but lesser known facts are: 1. mumtaz was shah jejan's 4th out of 7 wives. 2.shahjehan killed her husband to marry her (excellent) 3.mumtaz died during her 14th delivery (wow) 4.after her death shah jehan married her sister (amazing!) where the hell was the love...? :D

a girls character represents her family where as a boys character represents his friends.

in 3 words i could sum up what i've learned so far...about life:it goes on ...about luv: i doesnt last... about ppl: they change fast...

1. if u're right then no need to get angry n if u're wrong then no right to get angry.
2.PATIENCE WITH FAMILY IS LUV, PATIENCE WITH OTHERZ IS RESPECT, PATIENCE WITH OTHERS IS CONFIDENCE.
3. NEVER THINK HARD ABOUT THE PAST. IT BRINGS TEARS. dont think more about future it brings tears, live this moment with asmile it brings cheers!
4. every test in life makes us bitter or better, every problems comes to make us or break us, choice is ours to become victim or victorious!
5. search a beutiful hert not a beautiful face. beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful!

rain is irritating if you're getting wet alone. pizza is just junk food if there are no more than a pair of hands picking it up!beach is the dirtiest place if there is no one to hold by and walk by ur side.songs are just a time pass if they dont remind u of someone! no matter how short life is live it with ur loved ones. share every second! love n be loved!

when u fully trust a person without any doubt u'll finally get one of the two results: either a person for life or a lesson for life...

being happy doest mean that everything is perfect, it means that u have decided to see beyond the imperfections. crying isnt showing weakness, its showing that u've been strong for too long! asking for forgiveness doesnt mean that u're a coward but it means that u value the relationship more than ur ego!

when u find a dream inside ur heart dont ever let it go because dreams are the seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows!

if u want to make ur life happy, its better 2 lose ur ego to the one u love then to lose the one u love becoz of ur ego

life becomes exciting when eyes start looking at someone silently BUT life becomes even more exciting when that someone starts reading those eys silently :)

the priest asked little johnny "r u scared to meet satan" he replied, "no i'm not scared of him, but u should be coz u talk shit about him every sunday" :D

listen to every1 and learn from every1becaoz nobody knows everything but everyone knows something :)

yesterday i was clever, so i wanted to change the world. today, i'm wise, so i'm changing myself.

teachers are like babies: they think if they would scream they'd get everything they want :D

attitude reloaded. boy: i hate u, girl: what a coincidence :O

i've learnt...ppl are with u only when they need u, not otherwise. i've learnt...extra care of anyone by u will only bring blame for u, not appreciation. i've learnt... a simple lie by our loved ones can break u more than anything. i've learnt, its very hard to weep alone when there is noo shoulder to support u..ultimately, i've leart, help ppl but not upto the point beyond ur dignity. i've learnt, love urself and love pplbut only if u can do it without expecting from them.

heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of ur life. its a golden jar to collect the sweet moments of ur life :D

after all those years in school. i finally came to know ehat the colin and semi-colins are for...to make winly and smily faces :) ;D

childhood is like being drunk. everyone remembers what u did except u :)

i know lots of ppl hate me coz i'm bad but a few ppl surely love me coz they know my little goodness is not fake :)

there r millions of ppl in this world, then y r u born? the reason is GOD is expecting something from u that is not possible by millions :)

it is possible to cross an ocean without wetting ur legs but is not possible to cross life without wetting ur eyes.

i wish that every1 would get rich, famous and do everything they dreamed of to see that it is not the answer jim carry

sign board at a pakistani petrol pump: plz dont smoke here, we know ur life has no value but petrol is very expensive :O

remembering that i'll be dead soon is the most important toool i've ever encountered to help me make big choices in life. because almost everything--all external expectations, all pride, all fears of embarresment or failure--these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. remembering that you're going to die is the best way to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. you're already naked. there is no reason not to follow your heart! steve jobs (commencement speech 2005)

the most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity :D

behind every successful man is a surprised woman :D

as we grow up we think we are losing friends, but the truth is we dont lose friends. we just learn who the real ones are.

good behavior can cover the lack of beauty, but beauty can never cover the lack of good behavior

moods of a woman: an angel of truth and a dream of fiction, shes afraid of a wasp she will scream at a mouse; but will tackle a stranger alone in a house. sour as viniger, sweet as a rose; she'll win u in a rage and enchant u in silk. she'll be stonger than brandy and milder then milk; at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad she'll hate u like poison and love u like mad. now, moods of a man: hungry, angry and sleepy :D

whoevr said 'patience is virtue...had never experienced slow internet :D

something wriiten on a girl's t-shirt walking on the road "u're not looking at the road right now, plz be careful"

new economic analysis in Pakistan--it's better to have a long distance relationship coz mobile call rates are much cheaper than petrol :D

i strongly feel that i have enoght hearts that care for me, but many times life proves that it is just my imagination :(

laughing is the best medicine, but if u're laughing without reason...then u need medicine :D

crushes are the best part of a romance, coz there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. you just look at ur crush and smile like an idiot :D

whats the difference b/w a coffee shop and a wine shop?? simple...coffee shop is the start of a love story and a wine shop is the end of the love story :D

never try to defeat people...just try to win them.

the best relationship is not the one which is free of problem but its the one where one sorry and one smile makes everything just as perfect as before

the best couple in the world is smile and tears. they're not seen together but when they are together it is the best moment of your life :)

never laugh at your friens choices; you're one of them :D

when ur time is good ur mistakes are taken as ajoke but when ur time is bad even ur jokes are taken for mistakes :/

value of a relation is not how happy u feel with someone but is how alone someone feels without you.

ppl always think tht the most painful thing is losing the one u love in ur life. the truth is the most painful thing is losing urself in the process of loving someone too much forgetting that ur special too

an intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. she replied: sacrificing the admiration of hundereds of nice guys to face the criticism of one idiot. :D

so here's how university class works: what we learn in class: 11=2. homework: -55x47y=? exam:308420x2(3454y84)4383z(x-454)(354-y)=? :P

we should have at least one person who calls our name with weird pronunciation., who teases u with the name of guy/girl u like,who makes stupid noises when ur talking on the phone, one who would do anything to get a treat from u, who always reminds u of ur crush, one who wished u happy birthday on ur ex's birthday, who argues with you for nothing, who calls ur branded mobile made in china, who wont let u walk home alone, who thinks ur wallet is their own, whose smile make u smile even tho u're upset :)

a professor explained Marketing to business students:
1. you see a gorgeous girl in a party, u go to her and say i'm rich marry me, thats direct marketing
2. u go to a party and ur friend goes to a girl and pointing at u tells her 'he's very rich, marry him'. thats advertising.
3.girl walks to you and says, u're rich, can u marry me? thats brand recognition.
4. u says i'm very rich marry me and she slaps u, thats customer feedback
5. u say i'm very rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband thats demand and supply gap
6. before you say i'm rich marry me and ur wife arrives thats restriction from entering new market :O

friendship is not a word, not merely a relationship. its a silent promise which says 'i was', 'i am' and 'will be' a headache for you forever :)

the most awkward moment is when u get back from university and look at urself in the mirror thinking "...did i really look like this all day?" :D

br stylish but look simple. be tough but look soft. be tense but look cool. be a beginer but look a winner. thats the way to live.

the privilege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense at all time...and the best thing is that the nonsense is understood, discussed and respected... :)

admit it! at some point in ur life u have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when and how the light inside goes off!!!

girlfriend is like an internet virus. she will enter your life, scan your pocket, transfer your money, edit your mind, download her problems, delete your smile and hang your life :D

the four hardest tasks on earth are neither physical or intellectual, but they are spiritual ones:
1. to return love for hate.
2. to include the excluded.
3. to forgive without apology.
4. to be able to say 'i was wrong'.

you can be happy in life if you avoid just two things 'comparing with others' and 'expecting from others'.

when we were kids none of our friends had a watch but they had time. now all of us have branded watches but none of us have time.

i like to do things which are impossible and nothing is impossible so i do nothing. :P

ppl say they love the rain but whenever it rains they use an umbrella. ppl say they love the sun but when it shines they search for shade! ppl say they love the wind but when it blows they close their windows! thats why i just smile when ppl say they love me...

Always believe in God coz there are some questions in grave that cannot be answered by google.

problems can either make you or break you. the hammer that can break glass can shape steel. its up to u to be glass or steel. have willpower of steel and the vision of glass.

dont spoil what u have by desiring what u dont have. becoz what u have now is one of the many things u once prayed for.

do u know whats harder after making other people happy? to make them realize that you also need someone to do the same.

there is only one perfect mother in the world and every child thinks he has it. there is only one perfect child in this world and every mother thinks the neighbour has it.

cutest feeling in the world is when ur eyes try to get a single look of your love in a crowd...and you find that he/she is already staring at you...

a warning to all: dont try to understand me. if you do, then you'll start loving me ;)

care is to express not to impress people. when care is expressed deeply people will get impressed naturally.

life's most deepest feelings are expressed in silence and the one who can read vlumes from your silence is your true companion.

smile:
you're never truely dressed without a smile martim charnin
beauty is power and smile is the swordcharles reade
people seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smilelee mildon
a smile is an unexpensive way to change your lookscharles gordy

tolerence is the highest degree of your strength and desire ti take revenge is the first sign of weakness.

my presence is not like the rain which comes and goes but its like air; sometimes silent but always around you...

friendship is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel and not how u let go but how u hold on...

sometimes in our life we feel that all doors are closed. at that time remember these words: all doors are closed, not locked :)

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A Mistake Gone Right by sasusaku779 reviews
His fault or my fault I really didn't know... I couldn't find the blame I wanted to blame on him oh so badly. I cried as I looked at the pregnancy test. I was pregnant with his child. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,641 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Escape by Meghan'sSuperCoolUserName reviews
By an ill stroke of fate, Sakura was orphaned as well the night Itachi massacred the clan. Compulsive avenging, strong will, and incredible natural talent make Kakashi wonder as to how he got stuck with the pair. Growing up on Team 7 just gained a few clicks on the 'It's complicated' scale. Pairings: Eventual Sas/Sak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mortis Org by Pilot Zero reviews
Haruno Sakura was already in her senior year in college when she had to transfer to a new academy where she ran across the Mortis Org, a society she never thought existed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,136 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,640 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Like a Star by WastingWishes reviews
Sakura is yet to know that her closest penpal is actually the all famous singer Uchiha Sasuke, she'd definitely have fun I'm sure. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gods of Vindication by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"The resemblance is... incredible." His revenge and her past collide. —SasuSaku/OroTsuna— CHAPTER XI: The Poisonous Tacenda
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,101 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Song of a Cherry Blossom by Diana-san reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura takes a job as a local club singer under the alias name Saki. But things begin to get complicated when the guy you hate starts to fall in love with your other self. Especially if that guy is Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,870 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
sweet nothings by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke and Sakura get married and have babies, but it's not as simple as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Solstice by Asimi reviews
Japan, 1867. The rule of the shogunate has ended, leaving Japan in a state of social and political confusion. Amidst fierce confrontation between the West and Japan, a sinister plot unfolds that could leave the country, and its people, in ruin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,864 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Shipwrecked by xXdarkblossomXx reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura were all on their way to another country for a mission. What happens when their ship wrecks and they get stranded on an island? Will romance bloom while they are struggling to live there? SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,669 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
love on the run by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Equivocal by IceHaze reviews
Sasuke couldn't believe it all started with a simple game of Pac-man. [Anthology]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Brave New World by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ He reluctantly, wistfully, accepted the fact that he would just have to take back what was his after his revenge. And he wouldn't allow for anything to get in his way. "I'll make you mine."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,395 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Flavor of Life by matsujunchann reviews
There she was, holding her ANBU mask smirking at him, knowing exactly how much it hurt his pride. Uchiha Sasuke, the solemn heir to a prestigious clan, serving under no one less than Haruno Sakura. Life couldn't get any worse... right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,701 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Who do you think you are? by End Noesis reviews
Keroberos has something very important to discuss with Spinel Sun.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Spinel Sun/Suppi, Kero/Cerberus - Complete
to the moon by SASSafrasEND reviews
Sasuke was never traditional about anything, Sakura knew ...but she would always relish the romantic, traditional, toe-curling kisses Sasuke gave her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Domesticated by ohwhatsherface reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
parade's end by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
Katara nurses an awkward Zuko, post-lightning hit. Aang is moping. Toph can only take this bullshit for so long. "Godamnit Twinkletoes!"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Good Deed by Blade Redwind reviews
It wasn't love. She did it because in that moment they had known the same pain. Raising a child she never planned on, Sakura tries find a way to prove Uchiha Itachi was not the man Konoha, Sasuke, believed him to be. She'll do it even if she has to alone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,553 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
aeturnum by Sasya Futare reviews
forever-/And as she stares at his beautiful face she decides that she'll never leave him again/SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What To Expect Out Of Life by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
AU. Sasuke absolutely did not, in any way, shape, or form, want, need, or desire a wife. But within the year, he would have one. Until then, she's taking over his kitchen. SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
parting the clouds by in cages reviews
he points his finger & she bares her teeth; they are in love, or so they're told. —sasukesakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stay by JinnySkeans reviews
Road to Ninja AU. I'll be loving you for quite some time, so I think that it's best if we both stay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
let's be frank by theeflowerchild reviews
Sasuke is the first to admit that he wants more than small, shared moments of intimacy, kisses that last only a few seconds, but linger for hours on end and sweet nothings passed between sheets in the dead of night. 20 truths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In The Town Of Tokyo by DuckyNinja reviews
It was just supposed to be a one-night stand but who knew it would only take them seven days to become engaged. "You need a woman in your life Sasuke." "I do have one." Sakura's face was marred with shock, "You do? who is it?" he returned her gaze, "You."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,785 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
before dawn breaks by GryfoTheGreat reviews
Everything is strangely beautiful in this light. EdWin, post-manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
99 Reasons by makoshark reviews
Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Vanity by fiesa reviews
Five times Misaki Ayuzawa stood before a mirror. OneShot - Misaki, Usui and a theory.
Maid Sama! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
To Build a Tree House by transmuting reviews
Ed tries to build a tree house in his back yard. Small, fluffy one shot. Implied Edwin Post Brotherhood. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Last Four Months by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
This is the roughest pregnancy they've been through yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Definitions by crimsonnette reviews
Ed can't explain love or why it exists, and most importantly why he loves Winry so much. And that's really starting to piss him off. Ed/Win
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Marshmallows by StarryNightxoxo reviews
#2: "Haruhi Fujioka to Hikaru Hitachiin: I want to see your peacock! Kyouya Ootori, Kaoru Hitachiin and 21 others like this. Tamaki Suou: WTF! -MINDBLOWN- This gay troll... He doesn't have a PEACOCK." FB drabbles.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
snoochie boochie moochie by a warrior queen reviews
Hell hath no fury like Sai scorned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sai - Complete
The Day by ForSaleBabyShoesNeverWorn reviews
Thus begins the countdown.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Change of Heart by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
When Sakura said he'd need to make a few changes in his life for health reasons, Sasuke was less than enthusiastic. But with Sakura lending a hand, change might not be so bad. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Stinky Situation by HaganeNeko reviews
Little Allan wants a kitty, for an instant Ed wishes he could use alchemy. AKA: Ed vs Skunk
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Ever After by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breakfast Conversations by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Breakfast conversations just got a little more interesting at the Rockbell house.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Up In Arms by ShinyShimaron reviews
Conrad has lost his arms again, and in sympathy Yuuri has enacted a restrictive new law. Will the citizens of Shin Makoku learn to go without their arms in time to counter a deadly threat? Some Yuuram.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
get on your knees by theeflowerchild reviews
"If I get married," she pushed a lock of obnoxious, candy-colored hair behind her ear, "it will be in December, around Christmas time."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Apathy of Cupid by Artemis Day reviews
Valentine's Day is coming, but Haruhi's not really into it. Then a man falls from the sky and lands at her feet, a man with WINGS. Haruhi will have to help him out while dealing with the strange new feelings she has for a certain Host. TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,663 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] OC - Complete
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Music make you lose control by CiaoXBella reviews
Ino, Hinata,and Tenten are known as nerds at Konoha high. Usually, they get bullied by Karin, Sasuke's girl. But with a little help with from Sakura and her twin brother,Gaara. What would happen when they get an extreme makeover? Nerdy to Popular! Sasusak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Little Competition by Addictedtobooks reviews
It's Mei and Al's son's birthday and the uncles are competing again. Ling begins to get on Ed's nerves and he needs a few comforting words from Winry. Just a cute little fluff fic that I've been thinking about since I finished FMA: Brotherhood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A History of Love by LackLuster99 reviews
This is the place where Ed/Win lemons with a satisfying plot live ** This Story is Now Complete! My expansion on the lives of Edward and Winry after the manga/brotherhood anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,250 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by ani reviews
Sara's had a special bond with Daddy from the day she was born. *Post-Brotherhood/Manga, EdWin, future children*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
I Promise You This by transmuting reviews
A short one shot of Ed dealing with being a father for the first time. Requested on Tumblr, based on a lyric by Coldplay. Some blatant Edwin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Cook off for Haruhi by Rikki Taro reviews
Haruhi makes the msitake to fall asleep in the empty club room when Kyoya comes and sees extra merchandise to sell. Howeer after hearing the story of Haruhi's parents first date, those pictures turn into the prize of a cook off in the host club to impress her. But really only the makings of a special dish catches Haruhi's attention.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Creation by SorainaSkye reviews
"Welcome to the world." EdWin, mangaverse. Fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
skinny love by seleneswan reviews
AU. Cut out all the ropes and let me fall. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Beware Of The Yakuza by DuckyNinja reviews
They say that if you marry into a Yakuza, you marry into death. I guess I'm heading to an early grave then aren't I? SasuSaku. Au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
What If by KawaiiRiniBunny reviews
Oneshot. The Host Club decides to set Kyōya up on a blind date. He ends up getting more than he bargained for. Takes place after the events of the manga.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Cherry Bomb by Rianne Pond reviews
Tamaki messed up with Haruhi again, but this time he drowns his sorrows in a glass of rum rated T for alcohol . Will a trip to the Tamaki Inner Mind Theatre help him make up his mind about his feelings? Will he win her back?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
An Ouran Wedding by HikaKiti reviews
You are formally invited to the wedding of Tamaki Suoh and Haruhi Fujioka. Dates are enclosed. Please send us your reply, we hope to see you soon. TamakiXHaruhi, After High School.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Love Grinch by Runaway Wordette reviews
In which Sakura is a cranky Love Grinch, Ino resembles the creepy little ring monster from the Lord of the Rings, Sasuke orders a sledge hammer and a plane ticket to Suna, Naruto is clueless, and a cafe worker is amused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stuff Sasuke Says by ZOMG its Angie reviews
It's when everything your best friend says can be summarized into seven simple words that you realize just how much he needs you to force him to confess his true feelings for a certain pinket
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Peeping TomFoolery by Hana Hikaru reviews
Normal maintenance sometimes requires sneaking around. However, Kyouya had no idea he would dabble in voyeurism, when Haruhi comes home unexpectedly, followed by Tamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Trophy Wife by Artemis Day reviews
By the time she's in her fifties, Haruhi Suoh no longer likes attending parties with her husband's work associates. TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One Step at a Time by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. "Look, Sasuke, I'm willing to try to work with you again, but keep your damn snake away from me, alright?" It was so easy to make assumptions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hair by Sofipitch reviews
He had to be halucinating. EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the night she asked why by finish line reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "You know the person who always asks 'why?" asked Sasuke, looking at her. She raised an eyebrow. "Who?" The reply that came next was a surprise. "My girlfriend." And the word that came from her mouth blew her more. "Why?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
University of Konoha by SweetMadness92 reviews
A musical medic and a wealthy sex addicted Uchiha heir living at the same college sounds like trouble, right? But will a stunningly stubborn pink haired girl be able to kick the progidy off his throne or become another notch on his bed post.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
true daddy confessions by finish line reviews
SasuSaku. AU. The General of the Army, Uchiha Sasuke, has a lot of explaining to do to his own personal Commander—a.k.a. the Wife—after telling his son, "I'm scared of your mom." What's a General against his wife? A mashed potato, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Days of Absolution by Seynee reviews
Sasuke's armchair is the ugliest piece of upholstered furniture Sakura has ever seen. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Kill a Spider by ToxiNeena reviews
Because, really, who threw a shoe in hopes of killing a spider, and not only missed it, but somehow broke her nose in the process? Well, her. That was who.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Biting Back by Candy.Heart.For.You reviews
Literally beaten black and blue, Uchiha Sasuke is painfully dragged back to Konoha curtesy to none other than Sakura Haruno herself. Her Next Goal: Make Sasuke pay for what he did. Oh yeah, it was time to execute her revenge and bite back -- Sakura style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,838 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Smile by reen212000 reviews
Tamaki could always make Kyoya smile, despite the bruises. Set after the end of the anime series.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Way It Works by Artemis Day reviews
Studies have shown that when a child reaches a certain age, they can ask several hundred questions a day. Statistically speaking then, some of them have to be incredibly awkward. Just ask Ichigo. IchiRuki. Contestfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] OC - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trial and Error by ohhthatgirl reviews
She dumped me. That's right. Haruno Sakura left me - Uchiha Sasuke - to fend for myself. It's a scary world out there alone. Which is why I'll do anything to win her back. No matter what. "Oi, teme, I think I just saw your dignity walk out the door!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,620 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dial 503 For 'I Love You' by Artemis Day reviews
It happened on Anime Cosplay Day. No one could have imagined things would get so out of hand, but maybe it was inevitable, and maybe it was a good thing after all. TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Tamaki S., Haruhi F.] - Complete
Waking Up Alone by fairysdarkestnight reviews
One-shot revolving around Haruhi, who is having problems with a workaholic Tamaki who is never around. Is there something she doesn't know?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Mine by otakuandproud123 reviews
It's cold in Boston. OOC moments.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Biological Clock by MoonClaimed reviews
She would wait for Roy for as long as he needed, but that didn't mean Riza couldn't do something in the meantime… Riza Hawkeye turns thirty. Horror ensues. Post-series. Manga as canon. Parental!RizaxElrics
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Riza H., Edward E.
Unconventional by Seynee reviews
C.C. gets Lelouch a gift. Lelouch is not happy. — Lelouch, C.C.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
The Perfect Dream by elle6778 reviews
When the dream to reunite Team 7 ends, it is surprisingly easy to bury the pain and carry on. But how long can one pretend? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,449 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the haruhixtamaki mixed tape by paper piper reviews
music moves my soul. so do you. -haru/tama
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Hands Off! by MoonClaimed reviews
"Lord knows Edward was never going to get a clue, but Winry finally got the kick in the pants she needed to make a move." This is that kick in the pants. Or The Dangers of Meeting Childhood Friends.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Two Hearts by Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever reviews
AU. "You should try out Sakura! We're doing Beauty and the Beast this year!" Sakura sighed, "Not interested." Ino pouted, "But Sasuke-kun is trying out too!" Sakura looked at her best friend, "Even more of a reason not to." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,686 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Two Idiots Tied to Chairs by kalirush reviews
Ed and Ling get kidnapped. T for Ed swearing at Ling.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Immortal Witch's Associate by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Contrary to the official records, the youngest emperor in the Britannian history did not repose in his mausoleum. Non-smut.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Lelouch L., C.C.] - Complete
Star Crossed by Calerna reviews
CONSTRUCTION. Haruno Sakura is dead. Years later, Konoha and Sasuke learns she has been reborn - resurrected by a by a man seeking to destroy the world. With a heart cold as ice and tainted with corruption, is her soul retrievable? Only through love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,479 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laundry Day by rainbow p3nis reviews
When Sakura decided to go all out on the term liberation, things really heated up. In reality, she was just out of clean underwear. SasuSaku. Co-authored by cutecrazyice, xfucktheglasses, and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas with Facebook by StarryNightxoxo reviews
"Haruhi Fujioka wants to kill Tamaki Suoh on Christmas Day. -Kyouya Ootori, Hikaru Hitachiin and 7 others like this. Kyouya Ootori: I can provide the guns or knives... Now which do you prefer?" Oneshot. Merry Christmas, guys!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Loose Lips by RedWheeler reviews
Every year she was asked the one question that made her angry: Do you have a boyfriend yet? Yet? Well what else could she do to shut them up... Hilary just wished she hadn't spoken so soon, or said his name. Complete.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,736 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T.] - Complete
The Mystic Riders by Black Shadow Fox Shaman reviews
AU. In the world there are no greater enemies than the dragon riders and the unicorn riders. Sasuke and Sakura are on opposite sides and meet in the most unlikely way. They must work together to fulfill a prophecy that spelled disaster for centuries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,016 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kyouya and the Kitty by ForSaleBabyShoesNeverWorn reviews
Tamaki vomits words.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
of pickup lines and popsicles by fishtank reviews
AU. One thing will always lead to another. Always. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
take my breath away by wordbends reviews
Disney movies made Sakura feel all warm and gooey inside. Sort of like boogers and pancake batter and Sasuke, only not. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
hard candy by wordbends reviews
Sakura finds Viagra on Sasuke's night-table. Hell proceeds to break loose. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Kyoya Carol by Artemis Day reviews
It's Christmas time and Tamaki is really getting into the spirit. Kyoya, however, isn't. Wanting to cheer his friend up, Tamaki comes up with a perfect plan to give Kyoya some Christmas cheer! And by 'perfect,' I mean 'absolutely ridiculous.' Contestfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Reaper Like Me by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
What the-? Stabbed, shot, broken bones, bloodloss, hypothermia and drowning." said the amused blonde behind the counter "What hasn't he done?" Sakura shrugged and replied "I'm surprised nothing tried to eat him." SasuSaku NaruHina and many more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,621 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You Only Live Twice by TheBookMuffin reviews
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. AU Revising... Previously named Rebel Girls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Winning by cutecrazyice reviews
"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faith in Breathing by Seynee reviews
The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, and neither of them knows how to stop it. For SSM. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Never Tell a Girl that You Like Her by Kurisutiina-chan reviews
"You never tell a girl that you like her – it just makes you look like an idiot, Sasuke." In which Uchiha Sasuke is head over heels in love and Haruno Sakura is oblivious. Non-massacre. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Most Girls by ohhthatgirl reviews
Most girls fall in love with Uchiha Sasuke before they learn how to read. But then, Haruno Sakura was not like most girls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Consequences of Meddling by cutecrazyice reviews
It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Right Season by Skye Maxwell reviews
Mori notices that Haruhi has disappeared from the Host Club's banquet and goes to find her. When he does, he and Haruhi have a conversation about who they would like to fall in love with and how they would like it to happen. Cute and innocent.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Berceuse by KawaiiRiniBunny reviews
Oneshot, Tamaki/Haruhi: Tamaki and Haruhi's anniversary is approaching, and Tamaki has no idea what to get her. Chaos ensues. Post-manga storyline.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Anniversary by Artemis Day reviews
Winry knows something is bothering Edward, she just wishes he would tell her what it is. Post-Manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captain for a Week by Totoromo reviews
The lieutenants' and captains' roles are reversed for a week. Humor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Shunsui K., Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Dear Damon: An Advice Column by deardamon reviews
For anyone who has ever wondered what it would be like to have Damon author an advice column... this is for you!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Damon S.
The Princess Bride by MissMadi reviews
Mia is finally marrying Michael. But what with her wedding being a televised state affair, she can't help half-dreading her special day. And then, when she loses a special present from Michael, she feels that she still can't seem to do anything right.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,213 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Engagement On Hold by pei-chan reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke is Konoha High's reigning prince. Haruno Sakura is...? Who is she again? What happens when the guy everybody knows finds himself engaged to a girl nobody knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,621 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scars On Your Arms, Tears On My Face by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
The first time he is brought to the hospital, sirens wailing, people yelling, Karin crying, everyone is shocked. But almost not really surprised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
razor sharp, razor clean by sarsaparillia reviews
He sat across the Great Hall and watched her with eyes glowing green like Death. — Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
it's never as hard as you think by the general girl reviews
For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Omega by ToxiNeena reviews
Omega: The Greek word for 'the end'. Uzumaki Naruto attacks Hyuuga Hinata's father after mistaking him for a pedophile and Uchiha Sasuke curses the auto correct function on his iPhone after sending a text to Haruno Sakura. Their lives are officially over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Problem with Crossovers by MoonClaimed reviews
The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Not Made for You by Skye Maxwell reviews
Tamaki realizes some important things: he's an idiot, and he loves Haruhi, though it may be unrequited. Is he right for her, or is his heart wrong? When Haruhi unexpectedly visits, what will he do? Post-anime. Features Antoinette, Shima, & lots of Kyoya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Curing the Love Bug by BlackCatRunning reviews
When it comes to love, they're both clueless. It'll take a cold, winter break and more hints than humanly necessary before love can bloom freely in the host club. First fanfic, still trying to get the hang of this XD; Read and review, please :D!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,430 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Little More Us by ToxiNeena reviews
A little bit of you, a little bit of me, a little less 'them', a lot more 'we'. Just a little more 'us'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mary, May I? by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki Suoh is having a great time now that he's finally dating his best friend and long time crush, Gianna Tsuki. Really, he couldn't be happier... until he realizes Haruhi is missing and he's been dating a complete stranger for the last week and a half.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - [Tamaki S., Haruhi F.] OC - Complete
Meet the Parents by ToxiNeena reviews
Sasuke was going to meet her parents. For the first time. Ever. Normally, Sakura would have declared the anxiety completely uncalled for. However, nothing about Uchiha Sasuke was ever normal. It didn't help that her parent's weren't exactly typical either
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Point of Cognizance by ToxiNeena reviews
Those idiots were wrong, as always. Uchiha Sasuke was not, repeat not, jealous of his own son for 'hogging' Sakura's attention. Honestly, the idea was so far fetched. Sasuke scoffed to himself. Jealous. Ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sugar Daddy by MS reviews
AU, SxS Sakura has entered the life of the Li patriarch and his eldest son has a problem with it. She counters his antagonism fiercely, pulling him closer as they let their attraction bloom. And then the whole family gets involved.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,323 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
先生の気持ち: teacher's feelings by SmilesLasting reviews
sasusaku; Only a silver bracelet and their childhood memories substantiate the connection that began to dissipate seven years ago. SenseixStudent AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Epiphany by AllyCatXandi reviews
Gwendal/Anissina, onesided!Wolfram/Yuuri. What happens when Anissina finds herself yet again with an unwanted, impending interview for marriage?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Anissina vK., Gwendal vV. - Complete
Of Sugar Highs and Emo Skies by FullMetalCrayon reviews
In which I give a demonstration of my lack of sanity. Complete crack dialogue that features most of the characters, complete with some toasters. C'mon, open me. OPEN MEEEEE I'm a needy little document, aren't I?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
His Wishes by sincerelyLen reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Most Amazing Girl by dhbPATHWAY1997 reviews
Out of the blue, and although inexplicably heartbroken, Haruhi agrees to help Tamaki prepare to ask out the girl of his dreams. One-shot, fits after Anime, I'd guess Haven't read Manga yet! D: I'd love it if you reviewed!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heavy Metal Romance by LazyNinja reviews
AU Strike point Zero is a world famous band. By fate, they meet an all-girl band. What will the future have in store for the musicians? SS NH ST NT KI Plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
tell me a love story by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura writes a novel, and Sasuke tries not to be amused when she imitates a blowfish. "Remember when you promised to never, ever abandon me?" Sasuke remembers no such thing, but he is missing the point. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Growing by SaccharineGray reviews
"It's okay," she consoled. "Naruto's is still smaller." Sakura, Sasuke, and a hot spring-what could go wrong? Oh, that's right. Everything. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quantum of Memory by IzWinchesterDevil reviews
Sakura and Tenten –FBI Agents– are on a vital mission to eradicate one of America’s largest and most feared Mafia Gangs. Sakura has no memory of her past. What happens when she come face to face with Sasuke Uchiha who is in charge of the gang? LEMONS, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,914 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Certain Slant of Light by icecreamlova reviews
Fallen in love? Check. Started a relationship? Check. Next step? Er... As she navigates the mire of uncertainty that is her life, Haruno Sakura is about to find out what separates a fling from a relationship, a momentary passion from one that lasts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunburned by Artemis Day reviews
Ichigo's 21st birthday celebration isn't going so well. If only he'd remembered to put on sunscreen, maybe then Rukia wouldn't be so pissed at him. IchiRuki AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/9/2011 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
nightmares on wax by sarsaparillia reviews
It's 3AM and Sakura's contemplating disconnecting her phone. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beneath the Calm Facade by sincerelyLen reviews
"Be yourself, Haruno. Don't change yourself because of me." AU -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
pitter patter by seleneswan reviews
AU. He was charmed. "I'm Sakura," she said, a smile on her lips. "Thank you for saving my life." —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Only Exception by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura swore off all men, and ultimately, love. Making it a rule, but all rules have exceptions. Sakura, who doesn't believe in such an exception, obviously hasn't met a certain Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ruthless by SaccharineGray reviews
He'd trained his body to become the perfect machine for this kind of job, moving without thought and well-tuned. How did somebody as emotional as her manage to carry out assassinations? For the love of god, she had pink hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Give In To Me by Little Miss Escapist reviews
The Duke of Slaithwaite has been above reproach in every aspect of his life. Of course, when it comes to the most important aspect, he screws up ducally. A SasuSaku Regency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cosmopolitan by Caffeinewired reviews
Sasuke, a sophomore in college, is digging through his room mate's things when he comes across a very dirty magazine. "Hey, Haruno, let's try this position first." How did she end up living with such a hormone driven, slob? Oneshot. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
skinny jeans by moon strut reviews
That awkward moment when you get caught staring at your possibly gay co-worker's butt. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Master Plan by Skye Maxwell reviews
Frustrated with Haruhi's constant rejection, Tamaki devises a plan that he is sure will win her over. When Tamaki's master plan is in danger of failure, his best friend steps in... to make it worse? One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Revolution by the general girl reviews
He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
GradeA Man Meat by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
AU. SasuSaku. What a waste of perfectly good man-meat. Oh well, the hot ones were always either gay, taken or crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fabian Policy by platform-shoes12 reviews
Sasuke left Sakura with his unborn child unkowingly. After 5 years, Sasuke's back, he's forced to teach the preschoolers for 2 yrs punishment & he doesn't know where Sakura is and why a certain little girl in his class looks strangely a lot like him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Discoveries by Ardent Ly reviews
Sakura's room is just a treasure cove of delicious fun. Latest: Sasuke always figured that karma would come and bite him in the ass – if Sakura didn't do it first. No longer a one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Decaffeinated by grizzlebear reviews
SasuxSaku, AU – It starts with innocent people-watching in a coffee house, but ends as something much, much more.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Celebation! by ForSaleBabyShoesNeverWorn reviews
Take a party, a misunderstanding and Tamaki and what do you get?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break by cutecrazyice reviews
When something breaks, there is no guarantee that it will mend again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
MascaraDisasters and ShoeMishaps by Araine reviews
Sakura Haruno is not marrying Uchiha Sasuke. She is just getting ready to walk down the aisle with him. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I See No Resemblance by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki is doing a project on his family history and needs information on his mother's family. With no way to find anything, he makes an offhand wish that he could meet his ancestors, and apparently, someone is listening.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Romeo and Haruhi by Moonchild10 reviews
TamaHaru oneshot. Tamaki is distraught over having to kiss another girl for a play, and Haruhi calms him down.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by Fluff Inc reviews
Five ways in which Suoh Tamaki steals kisses. Chapter 6: 4 times Suoh Tamaki Failed to Properly Kiss Fujioka Haruhi and 1 Time He Did ; a rewrite.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Damn you rich people! by CC the Destroyer reviews
Dinner at Tamaki's... This should be fun!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Of People and Pineapples by Crowmunculus reviews
Ed has an adverse reaction to the new painkillers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Destined to be together by sasusaku53 reviews
Sakura escapes her terrible life in the province and heads for the city. Finding a perfect guy like Sasuke seems like a dream.But she should know some dreams come with a price. Will they be willing to push on, whatever the cost? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,854 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura's life has just been turned completely upside down. Her parents are moving and she's forced to live with seven boys. Based off Megan Mead's Guide to the McGowan Boys. R&R. Now being revised. Sasu/Saku, other pairings. New revised versions up to chapter.7 now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Prom by WritingWallflower reviews
Her car was completely covered in hershey kisses and had a note on the windshield. She gingerly pulled the note and read it: Now that I've kissed the ground you walk on would you be my prom date?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like A Tomato by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku "You're kinda like a tomato." "Have you been huffing chemicals at the hospital?" In which Sakura compares Sasuke to his favorite obsession: Pie. Nah, just kidding, it's tomatoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FailBook Too by shewhowearsglasses reviews
If your girlfriend is too crazy-in-love with some British punk, your sister is running away with your ex-friend, and facebook is suddenly very sexual, you might just be Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love & other drugs by sarsaparillia reviews
AU drabble!series. Ohio in the summer—drugs and dancing, drinking and dying and driving off into the sunrise. Sasuke and Sakura explore it all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys: European Style by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura and the Hatake Boys, are finally in London! And Sasuke and Sakura are more closer than ever, but what's with this guy from Sakura's past finally making himself known? Is Sakura and Sasuke's relationship coming to a sudden stop?/Sequel to SGTTHB/R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,443 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
peppermint swirls and stutterbug girls by precarious mind reviews
-AU-NARUHINA-SASUSAKU- With a pyromaniac for a roomate, a crush on his fellow schizo, and that peer counselor that just can't stop blushing, Naruto's stay in the teen ward of the local nuthouse proves to be anything but normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rukia Rabbit by Artemis Day reviews
or "Why Ichigo should never be allowed near a sewing machine." It's White Day, and Ichigo makes Rukia a... rabbit? AU
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
Duet by Moonchild10 reviews
In need of a performing arts credit for her transcript, Haruhi seeks piano lessons from Tamaki. The result is a bit more bonding than either of them ever expected. When the heir is willing to give up anything for a commoner, what is the Suoh family to do?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 91,398 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sweet Interlude by Pink Bead Girl reviews
Zero is fresh faced, virginal,taking hesitant steps on the sweetest journey of all...soft seduction of his heart's desire, Yuuki. Zero as angelic muse. Sweet fluffy lemon in Ch. 8 & 9.Now final chapter, 13, Yuuki is his, body and soul. Strong lemon scene.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Zero, Yuuki - Complete
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Black Paint and Cinnamon Hearts by Teenage.Dream92 reviews
"Uh, Tyson? What do you have in mind?" I asked uneasily, fidgeting in my seat. He didn't answer me. Instead, he grinned and grabbed my wrist, dragging me off of the bench. "Come on."
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Every Man's Battle by Seynee reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. — Naruto, Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lying From You by AdventRain reviews
Under pressure from his advisors, Otokage Uchiha Sasuke must find a matriarch to carry on his bloodline. When Team Hawk returns with a flawless beauty, he can't believe their choice for him is a woman he hasn't seen in almost eight years...SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,143 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Like a Ninja by SaccharineGray reviews
"Is that..." "I think it might be. Look at the hair." "But—but—he's wearing…a…an…" "Yeah. Hmph, Jonin… they're all off the deep end." Utter, delicious crack, nudity, bribery, and the color pink. Vague SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Details by ProfessorSpork reviews
It's the little things that matter most, in the end. Five interconnected ficlets about life after. Rapunzel/Eugene
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
A Thousand Yellow Daisies by the hand behind this pen reviews
SasuSaku One-shot "Daisies! There should be a thousand yellow daisies! And a horse!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by elizabethconnors reviews
Wide eyed with realisation, Sakura stepped away from the devilishly smirking Uchiha, her hands stretched out in front of her as a barrier. "No Sasuke," she said commandingly as she slowly backed away. "Not one step closer." Rated T for swearing and fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by Teenage.Dream92 reviews
Because sometimes all you need is a drink and a friend to help you make a few realizations about yourself, and to help you through the rough patches.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H. - Complete
Something Tangible by AngeLhearteD reviews
Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,826 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Boy Meets Girl by vicioux reviews
Boy meets girl. Boy dumps girl on her ass and insults her. Girl ties boy up with Kido, saves boy's family but ends up wounded. Girl shoves zanpakuto into boy's chest and makes him a death god. And then... Well, is it any wonder they're so complicated?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wicked by seleneswan reviews
Are you naughty or nice? Be sure not to lie. Because Santa - well, he's checking that list twice. Christmas Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Like, Oh My God! by annoying talking animal reviews
AU, High school fic. The four of them couldn't be any more different, they couldn't be part of more diverse crowds, but when forced to work together they realize that they couldn't have judged each other any less accurately. KaiMax, TyHil
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Grandfather Clause by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
Someday, it will happen. It will.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
love is by Seynee reviews
Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas Shopping by Teenage.Dream92 reviews
Tyson contemplates shopping for one friend in particular, and gets advice from an unlikely source.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
something stupid by Clorinda reviews
Blair loses something in the back of a limo, and Chuck isn't willing to give it back. Missing moment.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
New Year Warmth by Teenage.Dream92 reviews
The room was overwhelmingly warm. The heat danced around, hugging her, encircling her, swirling around in a balmy haze. But it wasn't unpleasant...
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Who Knew, Right? by Serena Kenobi reviews
"Let's just assume for the moment that every guy in here likes me." Flynn/Rapunzel. Oneshot. Fluff warning.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
scribbled hearts by seleneswan reviews
AU. Because even with her mismatched converses and accusations of rape and obsessive tendencies to collect notebooks, when he saw her, he saw something so much better than himself. And he had to have her. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Popping The Question by Eralk Fang reviews
Proposing to Flynn doesn't take the first time. Set after the film.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Advice by Jillie Rose reviews
Ferb wants to talk to Candace. But...that never happens. Does it?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Ferb, Candace - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Airway Romance by Sakura Panda63 reviews
Full Sum Inside- Sakura is an air hostess/co-captain for her Leaf Airways crew. Along with her best pals, they will have to 'serve' CEO Sasuke and his peeps. Sounds like 'fun'... Pairs: SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen Warning: Romance & People on Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,952 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Between You and Me by Ardent Ly reviews
Because everyone knows that Walking Chocolate is the best kind of chocolate out there. AU with a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Painted Blossoms by ChocoHolicxXx15 reviews
Its long, silky hair, pale skin and glassy green eyes. But it was the color of the hair that was the most distinctive--it was pink. "Not a doll, not a human, not a machine. It is a Hybrid Child."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,204 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Someday by RoseMuse reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi go on a date. Set post-manga.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
It Started With a Bar Fight by Pensulliwen reviews
Somehow, through every visit, Winry never learned her lesson about taking the Elric boys out drinking. But it couldn't be said that she was always simply a helpless bystander. Set post-manga series, written for FMA Ladyfast.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Roommates by Fiercest reviews
In which Sakura answers an ad in the newspaper and finds herself sharing a bathroom with two men.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daily Log of Unohana Retsu by at-kb reviews
Captain Mom knows all. Humor, crack-esque.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2010 - R. Unohana - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8086 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Lalikaa reviews
Winry loves to be read to by her mother. A manga!verse oneshot featuring young Winry, then a time skip to mom Winry. EdxWin. Please enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Winry R. - Complete
The Theory by at-kb reviews
Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Yumichika A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings by Callista Miralni reviews
For three years, he was her mother's favorite whim; she was a constant fixture. In which, Sakura is regularly humiliated and Sasuke quietly observes. "What would you like to drink?" "... hot tea." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,679 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Art of Lurking by Little Miss Cliche reviews
I know you're still looking at my profile, thinking, damn I miss her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When the Cat's Away, the Mice Do All the Work by at-kb reviews
How did Aizen find the time to make his evil scheme and keep up his appearances as a captain? Well, it helps to have an illusion-type zanpakuto and a minion or two. Humor, crack-ish.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heads I Win, Tails You Lose by at-kb reviews
From almost the day of Rukia's adoption, Byakuya had taken it as a horrible, inevitable fact that she would someday marry Abarai Renji. No matter how much he wished this were not so. -potential Renji/Rukia, potential Ichigo/Rukia-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
For the Love of Calories by Amara Dzi reviews
AU. Okay, Sakura, breathe. There must be a logical explanation on why the reflection of a hot supermodel-like teen is staring back at you instead of your 200 pounds of fat-infested body. There must be. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
God of Cool by grizzlebear reviews
AU, "I want a moonbeam, sun set, unicorn and pixie dust for my birthday, daddy. Oh, and don't forget the God of Cool."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spring and Winter by RandomnessGalore reviews
Because there has to be a reason spring follows winter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emphasis on Teamwork by Silberias reviews
Yamato has been noticing some things. His teammates, one by one, are starting to get along. Perhaps a little too well.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Yamato - Complete
Ichigo Reads the Seretei Communications by chancewriter reviews
HEADLINE: FANFICTION LABELS ICHIGO KUROSAKI AS HARDCORE HOMOSEXUAL. The report follows on the heels of extensive investigations into the 'internet' site called fanfiction. net that pairs him with...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,157 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
please standby by ctrl aika reviews
Its simple when the bastard likes somebody, it becomes worldwide news. "... We thought he was gay..." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Christmas Eve Cakes and Miracles by blockedthewriter reviews
Christmas Cake - Slang for an unmarried girl over 25. "Nobody wants Christmas cake after the 25th." Haruhi won't become one with Tamaki so obviously entranced with her, right?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
if the pieces fit by hesitance reviews
"At this point, at least half of my attraction to you is habit. It's the other half I'm worried about." Sasuke, Sakura, and the art of the confession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Charm by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ichimaru Gin had it. Hisagi, Renji, Iba and Ikkaku can't understand why. Kira and Yumichika explain. The poor souls were never the same again. GinRan, oneshot. Rated T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sakura's Love from A to Z by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. You don't have to utter a single sound whenever delivering Those Three Words for you can write it. Because using the alphabet is the only sane way to be organized and still manage to ace your psychology project.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,764 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Who's Back? by Sessy52 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,585 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
MaxiPads and the Joys of Fatherhood by The Behemoth reviews
Puberty sucks. Poor Gru. One-shot!
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gru, Margo - Complete
A Farewell To Arms by HeyItsMJ reviews
The Elrics pay respects to an old friend. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 107***
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ordinary Humans by Bookwrm389 reviews
As it turned out, Ed could still perform alchemy after all. Fluffy, EdWin goodness!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Like A Virgin by HeyItsMJ reviews
On his wedding night, Ed gets a little side-tracked. And it's all Ling's fault.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Face Paint or Tattos? by iEXIST reviews
Kai has finally snapped ...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kai H. - Complete
Neck by MintiNeko reviews
First it was the pressure point, then the attempted strangulation. It was always the damn neck with him. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The True Haruno Sakura by thebaddestkidd reviews
Her friends betrayed her after Karin came. She's the weakest of the group. NOT! Let's see who she really is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Honestly by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
I've learned one thing:one drunken night can get you in a shitload of trouble. 'Oh, and servant girl, a glass of water will do when we get home.' 'I don't think we should exchange nicknames' Honestly...sasuksaku AU rated M now for angelatmidnight! REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,216 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fist full of glitter by Seynee reviews
She's got a fist full of glitter and you're just afraid she's gonna throw it to your face. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hen Pecked by KeyLimeChibi reviews
They say fatherhood changes a man. Fat chance. Post-Manga, spoilers, Oneshot, EdWin, RoyAi, mentions of AlMay. Humour drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
It's a Witch! by MoonClaimed reviews
Ed tells Mustang the story of how Hoenheim spread Alchemy across the nations after the destruction of Xerxes. Post-series. Manga-verse. Complete and utter CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hoenheim, Edward E. - Complete
The Prestigious and The Poor by WastingWishes reviews
I'm the princess, and he's the pauper. Love had never occured to me to be this difficult. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
mad love by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beaten Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Married Couple by Very Swampeh reviews
Ed and Winry have a playdate. Things get violent, and Hohenheim gets a peak at the future of his son's love life. Baby!EdWin, with a side of HohenheimxTrisha. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Attaining The Impossible by xx.aesthetic reviews
AU; SasuSaku; Working as a maid in Uchiha Sasuke's mansion should have been a dream. But with a jealous 'wife,' a baby that's a handful, a mother who's got the wrong idea, and intrusive guests, my dream turns into a nightmare. /What a dream.../
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,588 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Strangers by Immortality Is Overrated reviews
This isn’t just your typical high school love story. No, not the love of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. It’s impossible for it to be typical. After all, they barely know each other, right? I mean, who would fall in love with a complete stranger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,785 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 214 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Ring, Ring by Xmarksthespot reviews
He proposes. She says, "Only if you get on one knee." He was in a meeting. She was in the hospital. They were on the phone. Oneshot, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In A Clinch by HeyItsMJ reviews
May Chang has a sixth sense. Alphonse Elric has a lot of bruising. Post-canon
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alphonse E., Mei Chang - Complete
Clash of the Hokages I: I'm better than you! by Shael Uchiha reviews
Who was the greatest Hokage that ever lived? You wonder, well let the 5 Hokages tell you. This is my first fanfic and I would really appreciate constructive criticism. Let me know if you have any ideas or issues the Hokages can argue bout.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Minato N., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Most Annoying Girl I Ever Met by scribbles of madness reviews
AU. “I get the best feeling in the world when you say ‘get out of my way’ or glare at me because I know, even just for a second, I’ve crossed your mind.” SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kenny's Hair by Totoromo reviews
Yachiru does something to Kenpachi's hair, and why is it so freaking hot outside? A look behind how squad eleven functions. T, for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Not as Innocent as You Thought by Totoromo reviews
Exactly why is Captain Hitsugaya so knowledgeable in this area?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto, Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Some Weird Fascination by Cristipotter reviews
Thanks to the renewal of his senses, Al has developed a certain fascination with Winry's hair. Edward is curious. And you know what they say; curiosity killed the alchemist, no? Sillines, apple pie, gratuitous Al, and EdxWin. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Naruto/Ino. AU. Sakura decided that Ino deserved something real, Naruto was colorblind, and Kiba was a man-whore. And Sasuke? Sasuke’s got a stick shoved up his ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Black Dress by Seynee reviews
Because love doesn't have to be complicated. Sasuke discovers just how simple things can be, and Sakura? Sakura wears a sexy black dress. Not helping, Sakura. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
KSM by tribalprints reviews
So, I kinda-sorta-maybe have a crush on this guy who kinda-sorta-maybe threatens to put out a restraining order on me because I've kinda-sorta-maybe observed him for five years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wish I Could Put A Spell On You by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Boy, wouldn't you want to find out." He said sarcastically but then smirked and looked over at her. "I mean, if I knew you wanted some, I would have hiked up your skirt a long time ago, Sakura Haruno. We could pull over to the side of the road and-"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Steal by scribbles of madness reviews
AU. "Give me your phone." "Wouldn't you rather have sex instead?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
AntiGravity by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku. 30 themes. Fifth theme: "He looks like someone who attracts women and wards off gays like a plague."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Prayers and Pastries by Iulia reviews
/SasuSaku/Sasuke-centric/Fluff/ There are times when the answers to prayers are delayed - Uchiha Sasuke learns this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Made For Each Other by ariadne-chan reviews
Daughter, huh. When will stupid Tamaki ever realize the truth' In which Kyouya hand-delivers a plate of pie, gets confused in the process, and ends up smacking the pie flat on his best friend's face. Nah, that was a joke. Implied Haruhi/Tamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
That's Amore by africana reviews
What makes you so sure I want to go out with you?" Sakura asked, an angry glare beginning to form. His smile grew wider and he placed his left hand on her shoulder. "What woman doesn't want to go out with me?" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Assassin by night & Nerd by day by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Her name is Sakura Haruno. She lives life as a fierce assassin by night and...a high school nerd by day! How will she keep her secret safe from her classmates! and how will she cope with having to put up with bullies without exposing her secret! R&R! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke Dolls by inkspot823 reviews
Shikamaru is watching as Sakura vents her frustration on some Home-made Sasuke dolls. But what effect will her frustrations have on the Sound Village?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Biro by grizzlebear reviews
SasuSaku, NY - A biro works wonders on the subject of love. Let a little adoration slip through the ink and don't bother about the paper - use Sasuke's arm instead.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
CookieBear by Seynee reviews
In which Tenten is forced to do embarrassing, humiliating things in front of her Bus Hottie. Here's hoping he's still interested. — Neji, Tenten. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Wooing of Hinata Hyuga by N-AngelFire reviews
Part 2 in The Wooing series: In which Naruto finally sees Hinata and decides to take action. "SASUKE! TEACH ME TO BE COOL AND SMOOTH AND ROMANTIC!" NaruHina oneshot with mild oocness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
orange soda by moon strut reviews
It's Valentine's Day, so yeah, let's fall in love. I like your lollipop boxers, by the way. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
World of Wizards and Shinobi by E.Sparks reviews
Harry and the gang are off on thier 5th year of hogwarts, but when 2 power hungry snake villans team up for the prize of immortality, what will Dumbledore do?.....Hire Ninja of course SasSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,117 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mister Darcy by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
Sakura had to wonder when she fell into a Jane Austen novel. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Perfect Match by AzikaRue394 reviews
While studying the feelings between Tyson and Hilary, Max and Mariam make some realizations about their own relationship. MaxMariam. TyHil.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
The Wooing of Sakura Haruno by N-AngelFire reviews
In which Sasuke returns to Konoha and decides to put 'Operation Revive Uchiha Clan bow-chicka-bow-wow to action. "Sasuke" She growled as his lips brushed her ear "What do you think you're doing?" "What do YOU think I'm doing?" he breathed. oneshot4Mari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Boys by Strix 4 reviews
They’re mine too, you know. I know that they always refer to me as ‘their Haruhi’, their toy, the thing they cling to tighter than Tamaki clings to his teddy bear. They’d never acknowledge that the door swings both ways."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
My Very Own Fairytale by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. Because hating men is so clichéd and being a hopeless romantic is the only cool way to win the heart of a total mancandy; especially if you mix a Sasuke Uchiha in there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,910 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
missed trains by grizzlebear reviews
SasuSaku - Don't chase after trains, chase after girls. Miss your train if that means meeting the lady again.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sound We Make Together by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Fluff. Anissina drags Gwendal away from work as usual... even though she hasn't actually invented anything this time.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Anissina vK., Gwendal vV. - Complete
Sorry Honey, the Bachelor Wanted the Cheesecake by HyuugaVSUchiha reviews
What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bring On the Rain by Moonchild10 reviews
One rainy morning, Tamaki takes the first and final opportunity for happiness that his grandmother presents him with. One shot, Tamaki x Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Eclipse by Hey Tay reviews
Complete. Long ago, It ruled Their lives. Secrets follow Sakura as she starts college. She's a witch, her brother's a vampire, and secrets overflow. Why does a prophecy keep Them in the dark? SakuSasu. T for violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,461 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
once upon a time, in downtown tokyo by grizzlebear reviews
SasuSaku: AU crack! - take a girl, who spends her day shouting from the top of the Tokyo Tower, and an empty subway carriage with a more-or-less average guy, and watch the events roll into perfection
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pointless by ICanReadYouLikeABook reviews
Rukia always wondered why Ichigo never bothered to let everyone know that they weren't really a couple. Ichigo x Rukia fluff
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Delicate Task of Acting One's Age by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Malfoy straightens out the collar of his coat. "Yes," he declares, alarmingly pleased with himself. "I have decided to become... a charity case." In which Draco Malfoy fails to understand a lot of things, and Hermione Granger must set him straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lipthorian Princess by EmeriCherryblossom reviews
They say history tends to repeat itself, and life comes at you fast. So, what happens when a friend that died is really alive? Better yet, what happens when this friend's someone you've hurt? These are the questions Sasuke needs answers to. New chapter up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,435 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
graffiti by the blanket reviews
FLUFF. SasuSaku. “You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Say it Again by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU Slight OOC SasuSaku "I don't want to hurt you." My eyes widened, and I couldn't help but let my tears fall. He saw that I was crying, and he quickly pulled me into his arms. "Just let me go." I said to him. "No. I won't." And I wish he'd say it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elevator by VanillaMostly reviews
An awkward encounter in an elevator leads to...? "Right," he said. "The night you kidnapped me and tried to rape me." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fast forward by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Of rewinds and restarts. “Hi, I’m Sakura. Merry Christmas. I love you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Whole Night Sky by transmigratory reviews
SxS Christmas drabble. "I'd never give you up for anything," he said. “Not even for the stars?” she asked. "Or the moon. Or the whole night sky." The two share a pleasant moment alone the day before their wedding.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
A Weird Love Story by Rose and Romance reviews
SasuSaku "It's not that big," he said. "What's not?" I replied back. "Your forehead." "Oh. Thanks." "Your welcome, whats your name?" "Sakura, Sakura Haruno." "I'm Sasuke, Sasuke Uchiha." It will turn out to be love, they both knew it from the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Howling Love by xxIndigo reviews
Haruno Sakura is spying on a criminal lord who has been kidnapping shinobi worldwide, but when this A-ranked mission lands her a chance encounter with an injured and captured Uchiha Sasuke, she must make several very difficult choices.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,171 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
mating calls by the blanket reviews
CRACK. SasuSaku. “What? No. No—I refuse to believe that with all that woman’s gifts, you were looking at her hat.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defloured by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. "Winry let out a little shriek when she was dragged back against a hard body...." When Granny and Al are away, the alchemist and mechanic will play. Rated 'M' for citrus; please respect the rating.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Postulate by Fiercest reviews
To ask, demand or claim: Nine times Sasuke didn't fall in love with Sakura. And the one time that he did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Conspiracy by Miko-chan reviews
Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
blisters by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Let’s face it. Even though he had an erectile dysfunction, she still loved him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Which Sasuke is a Creeper by blankdreamer reviews
I have never felt this kind of torturous feeling before. I want to grab a steak knife and jam it into my ear, or burn in acidic garbage juices. Why, Sakura, why love my brother! Gah, I hate how oblivious she is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Long Way from Home by pommibee reviews
She could handle the magical wands, the portkey, and the weird foureyed kid with the lightning scar. But, Sakura couldn't handle the fact her team mates that abandoned her, were back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
No Cellphones in School by Hawkspirit16 reviews
Sakura spends most of her high school career in detention because of a stinking cell phone. Chat rooms, romance, and even a little bit of stalking! Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sink or Swim by transmigratory reviews
When her father offered her swimming lessons, Haruhi couldn't help but decline. She'd already found her own sort of life jacket to keep her afloat if she ever started to sink, anyway. Drabble. TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage moive star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
how anissina became a feminist by Clorinda reviews
Takes place when they were young. Gwendal is anti-social; Anissina is flabbergasted. This is why he never wanted to become a knight in shining armour: the damsel in distress wants to crack jokes instead.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Anissina vK., Gwendal vV. - Complete
Take It From History by Cella N reviews
It was a decidedly political manoeuvre that started the First Women‘s Revolt in Konoha. A very stupid one. The historians of Konoha speak. How Konoha dealt with its first porn-site.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
cherry apple wine by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,280 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Out of Tune by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Like a spell, he spiraled into one of his own cliché romances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Formula by girl.of.horror reviews
For Sakura's assignment, Sasuke had the ultimate answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pureblood's Secret by SarahNataliaLee reviews
He returned from school to find her elusive, weak, and wrought with fear. She has been forced to hide in shame. Now he must face the consequences of his actions and fight to protect everything he holds dear...or lose the last thing worth living for. YxZ
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,213 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Zero, Yuuki - Complete
For The Love of the Game by High Rhulain reviews
SEQUEL to Alley Oop. Sasuke and Sakura are off to college...and a whole new set of problems unfolds! Sasuke's got a plateful with the Kishimoto University team, a pedophilic coach, his girlfriend, and a fraternity named Akat Tsu Ki... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unsan Musho by demonwings737 reviews
It was supposed to be my vengence, my path to power. Yet I am sitting here in the hospital, holding her scratched headband in my hand. She's out there, somewhere, in my place with HIM... and it's all my fault. SasuSaku Akatsuki!Sakura COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,797 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piece it Together by Neon Genesis reviews
Alternate Universe. "Sasuke-kun... do you have everything you thought you'd have?" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Squad 4's Pregnancy Guide for the Unwed Shinigami by ManonLeChat reviews
He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Moonchild10 reviews
Sometimes when it comes to love, you have to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and jump. Tamaki x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
he said by the blanket reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and all that lies between. “I have never expected anything from you. That would have been the height of all foolishness, and say what you want about me, but I was never that. With you, Sasuke-kun, I only ever hoped.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Conceiving With You by Surmise reviews
Marriage. In most cases it comes with the joys of pregnancy. For Sakura, it's become a goal. For Sasuke, Sakura is his only goal. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Disturbance by ArtificialRed reviews
Ed and Winry have a fight that gets too out of hand. Cops are called, and Mustang's night is ruined. EdxWin, RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Je Promets by Moonchild10 reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi take a trip to Meoto Iwa, and Tamaki seems to have romantic ulterior motives... Oneshot TamaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
His Beautiful Future by D. M. Evans reviews
Sometimes things don't go as planned
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fun and Ballgames by Isha-libran reviews
There had to be a betting pool. Someone, somewhere had made a bet that he would take one look at their costume and…what? Laugh? Swear? Faint?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Gwendal vV., Anissina vK. - Complete
Juvie by to fit my underwear reviews
SASUSAKU. The cliché times are over: no more Knight in Shining Armor or Once Upon a Time, and no singing dwarfs or talking mice to give you advice either. Watch out Prince Charming, the badasses are after their Happy Ever Afters too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chocolate Crisis by leloucia reviews
Cornelia needs chocolate. The only person stopping her is Lelouch. Set in a.t.b. 2008 - so, if my memory serves me correctly, Lelouch is eight, and Cornelia is eighteen.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Cornelia L.B., Lelouch L. - Complete
Prankster Haven by Loubell reviews
Naruto and Sakura are pranksters but when their school gets enough of their pranks and are sent to Konoha high school a place where all the pranksters and trouble makers go there they meet Sasuke and the gang. SasuSaku maybe some garrasaku /slight crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
30 Days by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
It is said that the high school student Haruno Sakura can make anyone fall in love with her in 30 days. A certain Uchiha would like to test that theory. .:Sasuke-centric Sasusaku:. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,062 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Hair by existence555 reviews
A young Sasuke discusses his desired living situation for himself and Sakura with his mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The General Principles of Ditching at the Altar by La Trizzle reviews
Diamond rings? Check. Fabulously expensive Italian heels? Check. Make sure to scam him for all he's worth, girls, then it's time to ditch that sucker and move on. Just remember to bring the alcohol with you. Oh, and try not to fall in love. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Your Bed or Mine? by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Sakura didn't expect her sister's wedding to turn her life upside down. When she and Sasuke had been teenagers, Sasuke had been the perfect boy next door and Sakura's crush. But Sakura's over him..until he proves that the perfect boy is ALL man now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Endlessly by angel puppeteer reviews
I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ignore The Comedians by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Confessions of Konoha's Most Eligible Bachelor by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku request. In which Sasuke's thoughts about him being referred to as a sex god by the whole female population is revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She Lives on the Edge by linetteflys reviews
Upon their first encounter, Ichigo drew her into his arms… mostly because she was dancing on the railings of a bridge and he automatically assumed she was suicidal. —IchigoRukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
And Miles To Go by Pandora Culpa reviews
Every journey starts with a single step. To begin his, Ed must learn to walk again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fear by xiao-lanlan reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was a nerdy scholarship student at the prestigious New York School for Gifted Children--that is...until she goes on an exchanged student program to Japan. Will she change? What will she learn? Who is she staying with? Read/Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,894 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
of love and haircare by the blanket reviews
CRACK. AU. Slight NejiIno. Peripheral SasuSaku. The beginnings of Pretty Love are rarely Frizz-Free. “Being around you makes me forget why homicides are illegal.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Everything Is Alright by Neon Genesis reviews
When Sasuke returned to Konoha, it took him a while to understand his feelings for one Haruno Sakura: he wanted a mother. But what he found was so much more. SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a collection of forgetmenots by MintiNeko reviews
Chihiro may not remember her trip to the bath house, but that doesn't mean its effects are not present. Nor does it mean that she will forget forever. What happens after.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Bag by SuouTamakiLover reviews
Tamaki and Hikaru notice Haruhi's bag on the floor...and inside it are some suspicious items.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Banana Pancakes by Linxcat reviews
It was a face I knew well and one he knew I could never resist, not when snuggling under the covers was on offer over sitting in a cold classroom. Another five minutes couldn’t do any harm, right? Wrong.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Shopping by Jedi Knight Cheeze reviews
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Tamaki Suoh.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
raindrops falling up by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Teaching Me by Wits and the Ditz reviews
Sasuke was the new teacher. Sakura was the student. It should have ended at that. But sometimes you can't control how you feel, even though it might be wrong. Will everything have to stop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For Now by the hand behind this pen reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. “You’re drunk,” he stated, as if commenting on the weather. “So are you…” retorted Sakura, a little ruffled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairytale Real Estate by Neon Genesis reviews
Ino points a manicured finger at him. "That," she says, in a tone of smug satisfaction, "is Uchiha Sasuke. Your date. Am I a great friend or what?" Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paperwork by DaystarsMom reviews
Gwendal does Yuuri's paperwork while Yuuri is on earth, and finds it more interesting than he'd expected
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Gwendal vV., Anissina vK. - Complete
Dear Stranger by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura always thought writing a letter to a complete stranger was creepy, if not slightly romantic. But, what the hell! SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Criminally Insane by GoodbyeFeist reviews
Yesterday, I awoke in a coffin of worms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,652 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dusk by Asha3 reviews
//AU SasuSaku// Disappearing classmates, a suddenly empty house, and a mysterious new student. Sakura's fate took grave twist when she met Sasuke, and her life was not the only thing he is after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When wedding sucks, you deal with it by LadyofTheDarkSky reviews
Ok, I've finally got an idea for a short follow up. Few months after Sakura's return and the 9th circle of hell during Christmas. Sequel to When life sucks, you deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hands that hold by the general girl reviews
Because for you I'll prove myself twice. — sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please, Don't Leave Me by Linxcat reviews
“Is this all I am to you – someone to use for your needs? If you wanted something to shout at, you could have bought a bloody potted plant, you didn’t need to MARRY me. Or, hell, you could have married Kai – at least he doesn’t shout back!”
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Sayonara My Sanity! by x.Kaze-chan reviews
She was kind of like that girl who trips on her own feet only to look back up at you smiling brightly going, "OMG I FOUND A PENNY!" she drove him crazy and he felt like she secretly enjoyed doing so. AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Angels & Demons by moodiful819 reviews
It was prophesized that the world would be plunged into darkness and humanity would end, but it also prophesized of an order that would save us all. Though they are strong, dark forces lie in wait and the fate of the world rests in their hands. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,021 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Date by Queen of Pascalities reviews
I'm not asking you for life-long commitment, Sasuke. Just a date. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hit the Mark by Cresca reviews
AU. There's a reason why everyone hates high school. Some it's because of the bullies, others because of the cliques, and everyone knows it's definitely because of the heartbreaks. Nejiten NaruHina ShikaIno SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
The Magical Kingdom by Jingyi reviews
When the Magical Kingdom is decimated in a war, its young princess and only survivor Haruno Sakura is taken hostage by second prince Uchiha Sasuke and brought back to the War Kingdom where she becomes their prisoner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Snow White, Some Sexist Short Guys, and a Necro by SushiChica reviews
Snow White with a feminist bite, though hardly comparable to the literary masterpiece known as Just Ella. Written for my Literature of Dissent class final. Yes, I gave it that title when I turned it in to my dean.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Snow White - Complete
50 Things That Any FMA Fan Is Not Allowed To Do by Allow Me To Speak reviews
The title really says it all. 50 things that no Fullmetal Alchemist fan is not allowed to do. EVER. Hopefully funny, and manga-based. Written for fun, so reviews are loved, but not required. No flames, please.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Meet The Harunos by sak-urra12 reviews
Sakura is heartbroken because of sasuke and karin, so she decides to live at her rich dad's for a while, but she isn't the only one comming along. She the craziness they go through at the Haruno household. Guess who's comming along! :p
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
iPod Enticement by heart-away reviews
Ino had always told Sakura that with her unnatural obsession with her iPod, she’d never get a life.....when in reality she got more than intended.... Sasusaku Au.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Symbolism of Flowers by Vanity-chan reviews
“Why would a man give a woman a… symbolic vagina!” –-The meaning of flowers has never been more perverted than this. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spice Jam by Epic ADD reviews
AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
La Tua Cantante by ameciel reviews
AU. SS. She was his employee, he her boss. She was a normalcy, a mortal. He was a rarity, a vampire. Why is it then that a relationship would form between them? "You are mine, my singer," he murmured in her ear seductively. "La tua Cantante."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,469 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Those Silver Wings by DarkxBlossom reviews
Sakura has always been overshadowed by her sister Haruki. Aching for escape, she finally gets her dream come true: Boarding school. But after 2 years, complications pull her back to home, and she must be ready to face the life she never wanted to live.SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,261 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fatty! by loveforspeed reviews
sasusaku. It's a pity that you think our baby is fat.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tangible by twilightdazzle reviews
Sometimes, she feels like she's invisible and they can't see her. Like she wasn't real. And they finally realize she's there just when they're about to lose her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sasuke and Sakura Story by SinkingShips1896 reviews
"I said earlier that I thought I loved her... but I was wrong. I KNOW I love her."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taste by MintiNeko reviews
Poor Shikamaru has a type. Loud, bossy, blonde or redheaded, evil ties optional. Unfortunately for him, Karin fits perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Karin, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Forgive don't Forget by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha's are always used to getting the girl they wanted.So when Sasuke moves to a different school, breaking it off with his old girl to hook up with a hotter one. Problems arise when a hotter NEW girl arrives. "Ne,teme, isn't that your ex, Sakura-chan?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ice and Sugar by DelightfulSmiles reviews
I'm the cold hearted hot shot who doesn't care for anything that isn't crisp, green notes aka money. So how did I end up with such a sweet angel like you?What happens when the bastard meets his very own guardian angel? SasuSaku AU Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,186 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Level Up by charredfeathers reviews
Yuuki had established, Yagari should never give Zero gifts.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Zero, Yuuki - Complete
Moments Like These by Linxcat reviews
There were times when he was sure he hated her..." TyHil, Tyson POV
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Countdown to an Epiphany by charredfeathers reviews
“Remember that old rusty swing in the park?” “The one I kicked you out of?” “… Yeah.” In which he tries to rob her house, she reminisces and they have the same best friend. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Encounter by AngeLhearteD reviews
For BlueGreenApples. A chance encounter or the workings of fate? Sakura ventures into the forest in search of Naruto but instead stumbles upon /him/; her long lost team-mate, her childhood crush, her first love - the treacherous Uchiha Sasuke. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My best friend, wait How about girlfriend? by thinkthoughts reviews
Childhood playmates separated for 10 years. What will happen when Sakura returns 10 years later?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,509 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mirrored smiles by Little Miss Escapist reviews
Majority of Konoha's clueless denizens expected the eldest Uchiha heir to chase after his father's shadow. They were very much surprised to watch him chase after Sakura's. --- oneshot, implied sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke smiled, “Seems that not only has your bust size increased, but you’re vocabulary as well?” he laughed, shaking her softly. Sakura blushed a violent red and hissed, “Seems that you have only gotten more rude, Sasuke.” He smiled, "Where art my -kun?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
on the count of three by mrie reviews
Five times Sakura's world changes in three seconds. - Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Book by BookWyrrm reviews
The Book. Capitals. People wrote everything in it, from what they thought of people to who they liked. And it was all anonymous. But is Sakura prepared for what one message has in store for her? SasuSaku, AU. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Candle in the Wind by Megami no Hikari1 reviews
Years have passed since Pein laid Konoha to waste. As head medic and ambassador for Konoha, Sakura Haruno finds herself swept into a whirlwind of political intrigue that lands her in Otogakure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,599 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
f a d e 衰 by precarious mind reviews
.."Do I feel imaginary?" ..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Where Curiosity Leads by Rathen reviews
After a confusing encounter, Naruto tries to make things right. Only, things are not quite what they seem. Naruto learns first hand that sometimes, curiosity can lead to far bigger surprises than you expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep It Clean by grandlarseny reviews
Team 7 goes undercover for a mission, but Sasuke struggles to maintain professionalism when Sakura looks like...THAT. Sexyfuntimes with SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Public Service Announcement by Guttersnipe reviews
Upon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
High School Cliques by sparkling-ruby reviews
This is a school made of cliques. Wonder what'll happen when girls from the major ones 'interact' with each other. Bad news. Will some boys be able to bring them together?... Maybe not. sakxsas hinxnar inoxshik nejxten temxoc friendship fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,113 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Huntress by sarsaparillia reviews
It was after that day that I learned how to shoot a gun. — Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,898 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dream With Me by genieforyourworld reviews
One reality. A thousand dreams. She's not a princess, and he's not her prince. "Sakura. Open your eyes." /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Family of Sorts by Guttersnipe reviews
Ch 7: Noticing Sasuke’s return, Suigetsu grinned easily, apparently not noticing how this situation looked from the other man’s view from the door, as he pulled on his pants and pointed at Sakura, commenting, “She’s good! She is good!” Team Hebi, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
like a firefly to a streetlight by Evalena reviews
for he was alone, and she was mesmerized, and so was he. —SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rumors by nhannah reviews
ONESHOT. RANDOM. Sakura tries to clear her reputation by proving that this time she didn’t just jump to conclusions. She really DID see Sasuke have a hot, sexy, physical affair with Naruto! SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Martyr by blankdreamer reviews
Your hair is so smooth!" Sai sang. I roll my eyes. Ino rolled hers too, "Sakura, hand me the scissors." I do so, and suddenly, a hand that obviously isn't hers, takes them away from me. Then I see my cut pink strands of hair in his hands. That devil.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rag Doll Sakura by angel puppeteer reviews
/SasuSaku/ They say that Uchihas have the power to make disasters their slaves. And Sasuke's the luckiest. He got the hottest disaster. Literally. “If you leave me, I’ll die.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,123 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Or Die Trying by Pippin's Socks reviews
She knew romance was dead when he proposed via text message. HitsuKarin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Shot Through the Heart by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
I say hit him where it hurts the most! And she did just that, aiming for his HUGE ego. Sasuke and Sakura one-shot, done as a challenge from hypheniated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fearless by Neon Genesis reviews
The first time I met Sasuke, he bit my finger. Quite the charmer, that boy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
make your last stand by keem reviews
For an alarming moment, when her feet lose purchase on the carriage as it begins to writhe and thrash beneath her, she thinks he won’t follow. Haruhi's thoughts on Tamaki during the climax of the anime. Drabble, R&R.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Daybreak by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
adventures in hairstyling by Evalena reviews
Oh yes, Naruto thought, now I will look JUST like Dad. —Team 7 crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to the Family by MetaMirage reviews
How hard is it to say 'I love you' for the first time? Pretty difficult when you accidently say it to your girlfriend's mother! Why did he agree to go on this trip again? It's only going to get him killed /SasuSaku/AU/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,525 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Better Than Edward by Xmarksthespot reviews
Curiousness: Sasuke wonders who the person Sakura keeps talking about. Jealousy: Sasuke hated the fact that this 'Edward' guy is so perfect. Love: Why would you fall in love with someone who sparkles?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Per se by The Loser Lord reviews
AU. Crackish. Dialogues. 'Vampires are so lame...yes even the sparkly, gentlemanly ones too.' Part II of Lover Elections.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Critic by CharmedReality reviews
One creation of Anissina's makes Gwendal criticize another. Anissina/Gwendal
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Anissina vK., Gwendal vV. - Complete
Maybe Next Year by asteriskjam reviews
Giftfic for Becca. Everyone knows seventh time's the charm. -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling by Gennerator reviews
Ling, Ran Fan, and a pit. Surely nothing too drastic can happen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ling Y., Madame Christmas - Complete
Father Figure by i.death-chan reviews
AU. Uchiha Sasuke, CEO of Uchiha Enterprises, finds a little girl unconscious in the middle of the road. Little does he know, the little girl can bring him and his new pinkhaired personal assistant together. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,340 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lovers to Never? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
[SEQUAL to Enemies to Couples?] Now that Sasuke and Sakura are officially couples, things don't go the way it should be. When heartbreaking events pass their way, will they keep holding on or give up? [SasuSaku] Au. Language. Also NaruHina ShikaIno NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Spectral Affair by MintiNeko reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sarutobi High School by SaskiaSama reviews
It's the end of summer and Sasuke finds himself sitting in boring old classes at SHS once again, but this year, apart from his best friends Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji, he has a certain neighbor to keep him company on the weekends... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kunoichi Sisters by sparkling-ruby reviews
Now that the girls are best of sisters, everything seems to have calmed down. But peace only lasts so long. They're seperated once the new part of the adventure reaveals itself. In these new trials, friendship may be the only weapon they have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,415 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Glasses by sillyangelxo reviews
•ONESHOT• SasuSaku. …Because Sakura had to admit, guys with glasses look rather sexy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
touchdown turnaround by Neon Genesis reviews
Christmas!gift for Jen. A Christmas Eve party is thrown in Sasuke's living room. Wherein Naruto is drunk, Sasuke is accused of being defensive, and Sakura wears hideous holiday toe-socks. "Dude, I am so making waffles." SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Manjournal, by Guttersnipe reviews
Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things."NXT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
30 Things To Remember About My Parents by dogstar-ebony reviews
# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rose W. - Complete
On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the 11th Div by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Rose by Any Other by MatsuMama reviews
War camps make for strange bedfellows. Now, if Rukia could only remember to call him by the correct name... IchiRuki, total crack. Language and implied copulation. One-shot. Enjoy! XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fairytale Ending by Isha-libran reviews
‘But Gwendal and Lady Anissina are in love,’ Greta said stubbornly, crossing her arms over her nightshirt. ‘They are! It’s obvious!’
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Gwendal vV., Anissina vK. - Complete
The Story by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because when they married, he didn't really know how to be a husband. But she had eternity to teach him. Sasuke/Sakura. First year married.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Say It With A Straight Face by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Okay, Sasuke, here's how you can prove you don't like Sakura. Say 'I don't like Sakura' five times with a straight face!" "I don't -twitch- like Sakura -smirk-" "HA! YOU DO!" "SHUT UP! I JUST... HAD TO SNEEZE!" Sure. Sequel to "Just Press 'Send' "
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,441 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When Wizards meet Shinobi by CrayonDreamer reviews
Cell 7 is assigned to protect Harry Potter. Kakashi is undercover as a teacher and everyone else are students. But an easy mission gets dangerous and complicated. This may get ugly. SasuSaku, slight NaruHina HP Naruto xover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,466 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fresca by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silver Bullet by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,606 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Brats by SuzukiO.o reviews
DISCONTINUED BUT ENJOY IF YOU WISH!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Royal Idiot by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Naruto had a brain. Surprise. Surprise. And he's going to use it for a groundbreaking achievement--getting them together. Sasusaku. Slightly crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
My Sassy Girl by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
When she says, “YOU WANNA DIE?” It literally translates to: “I love you.” [AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Anti Edward by The Loser Lord reviews
Oneshot. SasuSaku. Fluff. 'Oh Sasuke-kun! You know I love you! You're my litte Anti-Edward that's all.' Slight MYSPACE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
here in your arms by paperbagface reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “Hello,” he quietly murmurs, his onyx eyes smoldering. “I miss you quite terribly.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Words Men Should Know by BlissfulTranquility reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi had a fight and Haruhi kicked Tamaki out of the house *they're married and in their twenties-ish*. Tamaki went to Kyouya and he tells Tamaki of the 10 words men should know and what they mean. Hope you enjoy! xD One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Secretary Mayhem by iMickyChan reviews
We've all heard of coffee with a side of toast, but what about coffee with a side of Sakura? Interesting to say the least. SasuxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Boo! by debbiechan reviews
Ichigo thinks Rukia's Halloween costume is inappropriate. Is it? She's a Playboy Bunny!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Faute de Mieux by butterfly.bones reviews
-AU- This could be considered a twist of fate, she decided, because in any other situation there would be no chance in heaven, hell or limbo she could ever even *imagine* being engaged to someone as gorgeous and pedigreed as Uchiha Sasuke.-SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,226 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When life sucks, you deal with it by LadyofTheDarkSky reviews
He's a doctor, she's an artis. He's cold and rude, she's warm and nice. Both are unlucky. Both need something...more. Life sucks without certain components. And Sasuke and Sakura are about to discover which. Life's short - have nerve to endure it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,242 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pretty Boy Haven by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. I chased after a boy once — in spirit, but I tripped — with style, and realized — somewhat not at all, that these once upon a time romances weren't for me — ABSOLUTE DENIAL. "I fell." I SWORE I heard Sasuke rolled his eyes. SASUSAKU. SAKUCENTRIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
hey angel girl by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Missa. AU. In the five minutes between classes, Sasuke and Sakura walk together and discuss Starbucks, the Plain White T's, and Sasuke's Mafia connections. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura learned her anatomy in a most sensual manner, how does she fare on the test? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno Sakura was failing anatomy, and all she wanted to do was study, but a certain someone else wanted to do something else, so how do both manage to compromise? Sasuke decides to teach her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Niichan's Baby Sister by kattylin reviews
A COLLECTION of what it's like if Sakura had eight older, overprotective brothers breathing down her neck at every move she makes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love At First Door by iMickyChan reviews
Love at first sight has met its match in the form of wooden obstacles. A short SasuSaku fluff-ball!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
CC Saves the Day by Kagurazaka reviews
“This is also your punishment,” she stuttered, and, struggling to think of what Lelouch would say, slumped forward onto Zero as she conjured up the rest of the monologue in that split second allotted. Crackfic.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2008 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Fuchsia, Glitter, and Rhinestones by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Original Team 7. In which we learn yet another reason why betraying your village is very, very bad. "Sakura-chan... your smile scares me."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why even numbers rock by KiwiPopTart reviews
A group of teens always happened to be an odd number, until a certain pink haired girl comes fills the empty space. Love that has been locked up forever finally gets out and love blooms. Pairings : SasuSaku,NejiTen,NaruHina,ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,493 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Datables by Mary.Sweets reviews
Feeling the need to help out the girls, Haruno Sakura starts a secret club in her school for those who seek dating advice. But, how can someone who needs help making a move on her crush help others on the same thing? Lying of course! .SakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hystericos by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Stuck in a bug filled wood, Brock tells Ash about the ancient diagnosis of hysteria. Which Misty is currently suffering. Which, according to the Greeks, means her uterus is floating. And there’s only one way to fix that… Pokeshipping!crack
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Kiss the Cook by Fiercest reviews
No one does dinner parties like team 7. Then again, no one else has recipes like Sakura's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Anamaria by MCat711 reviews
Jack really did earn that slap.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dinner Table Tactics by VirtualDraconium reviews
Real life isn’t the same as chess, so where did Lelouch pick up his skills as a great warfare tactician? Somewhat fluffy pre-series one-shot about one dinner time in Lelouch’s childhood.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Lelouch L., Schneizel E.B. - Complete
Because The Eight Ball Said So by charredfeathers reviews
“Er, because we‘re in a democratic country?” “Lies! ALL LIES!” SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
The Marriage Counselor by JayleeJ reviews
Temari loved her job, but these couples were so screwed up, they were almost beyond help. Almost. SasuSaku. NaruHina. NejiTen. GaaraPlant?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Broken Blossoms by verycherrybaby reviews
as a child Sakura was abused.Then she decides to runaway taking her best friend Ino with her.along the way they will run into many people who will join them on their journey! Good Story,Bad Summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lift Me Up by Jouaient reviews
Sakura never liked her job as a hotel security guard. But when she discovered the strange things people do in lifts, it was pure entertainment. That is, until a raven haired man stepped into one of the elevators. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
still the one by extraordinaire reviews
Sequel to be the one. And with a conversation involving The Unmentionable Times, Shania Twain, and the value of a certain pair of favorite jeans that always have surprises in them, they were sure it was love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fusili à la Sasuke by Queen of Pascalities reviews
There, among the perfect noodles, the perfect sauce and the perfect cheese, right in the most delicious-looking part of my bowl, was Uchiha Sasuke’s face. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shakespeare In Love by charredfeathers reviews
In which a very drunk Zero tries to woo his dark-haired beauty.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Zero - Complete
Just Another Love Story by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "And between all the battles, witty comments, awkward dances, and supporting the soon-to-be-married couple, they fell in love." Not all love stories are romances, because some are better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
the best things in life come in pairs by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
ONESHOT. “I told you I had no choice, the 8-tails owned my ass. I got a little dizzy and I was slightly hungry and her arm looked like a chicken leg, I swear.” SASUSAKU. — For Katie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Dance by Seynee reviews
In which Neji keeps questioning Tenten's femininity and decides to take things into his hands, for once and for all. — Neji, Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ice Cold & Red Hot by dino girl reviews
Sasuke's Pride? Shot down. Sasuke's Ego? Deflated. Sasuke's Masculinity? Punched in the gut. Sakura's Temper? Sky high. Something has Sasuke in an ice cold mood and Sakura in a red hot temper. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Upside Down by mrie reviews
She's ridiculously easy to capture. But so is he. -- Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
semicharmed kind of life by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura scores a hot date to the ER because she breaks her foot by kicking a soda machine. Yeah. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Black Dress by Kazerith reviews
one-shot/When Sasuke returned back to Konoha, it wasn't how Sakura had dreamt it to be. He wasn't bleeding, half slung over Naruto's shoulders with that cocky smirk on his face. No. He hadn't come back with Naruto at all. He came back with them... and her
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mathematically yours by extraordinaire reviews
AU oneshot. "I know I'm hot, but our 'romantic relationship' can wait until we're out of the classroom. Really, if you can't do the math, then get out of the equation." Math will never be the same again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Of Gentlemen and ShortShorts by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Why is it,” Misty drawled, interrupting Brock’s mental musings with her flat voice and half-lidded eyes, “that you hit on every living female creature except me?” AshxMisty.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
The Weak's End by Xkashent reviews
Mind games and manipulation have brought these two together, their constantly clashing wills tearing them apart. Starcrossed and hellbent on destruction, what happens when two people just can't stay away? SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,405 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
6 Times the Cullens Told the Truth about Vampires by dress without sleeves reviews
Title says it all. Pure vampirical fun.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facts on Feminism by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has met his doom. Meet Haruno Sakura, one crazy woman who will make Sasuke's heart beat fast. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sacrifice by aiisha101 reviews
-Chap 11 up- When Naruto and Sasuke came back they didn’t expect a heroic parade but a warm welcome from Sakura. So you can just imagine how they’d feel when they came through the gates beaten and tired but there was no Sakura to greet them. Why?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,530 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Its the Baby's Fault! by K and Jazz reviews
“Sasuke and Sakura! Your new mission is to protect this baby.” Sasuke is back.Sakura wants nothing to do with him and …wait… Say that again. They’re gonna be ‘parents’!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Baby Sakurachan! by Kaku-chan reviews
What happens if Sakura drinks Tsunade's youth potion? She turns into a baby! Oh! Just great! Leave her to Sasuke to babysit her! "Sakura-chan! Your'e so CUTE!" "Stop looking at me with those huge-cute innocent BIG GREEN EYES!" "Forehead!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Balled Up by tir-synni reviews
Hohenheim had heard many stories concerning middle children, but this was getting ridiculous.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward E., Hoenheim - Complete
not good enough by Evalena reviews
Great. This is wonderful. The only people I have left for lovers are my teammates. Fantastic." —SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
On The Importance Of Proper Underwear by incandescens reviews
Because you never know when you're going to be the victim of an involuntary sex change. Ichigo and Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mixed Signals by incandescens reviews
Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Rivalry by charredfeathers reviews
Wherein Zero’s curiosity is piqued and Yuuki’s sanity is questioned.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Zero, Yuuki - Complete
Look A Like by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura-chan! He's back!" "He is?" "Yeah, and he's not alone." "What?" "He's with.. his girlfriend. And the funny thing is, she looks exactly.. like you." SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Nine and a Half Commandments by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. Because every summer needs a set of these babies — written in pink gel pen, you'll set yourself up for a season full of friendship, new experiences, forgetting old ones, and BOYS! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,729 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Disbelief by Roses of Sharon reviews
“You’re all wet,” she says, exasperated. “I don’t care if umbrellas aren’t macho enough for you, you should at least pretend to care about your health.” “Its not water,” he replies. SasuSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Black Book by charredfeathers reviews
It was like the Holy Grail. Something that anyone would die to get their hands on. Something that anyone would want to read, even if it meant they had to kill. And I was pretty sure that if I sold it on Ebay, I would be richer than Donald Trump.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pants by cricketchick1990 reviews
When it comes to Ichigo and Rukia, it's hard to tell who wears the pants in their relationship. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Before it's too late by o.O Kumiko O.o reviews
Something is up with Sakura and Sasuke wants to know what it is. But will the secret Sakura tries hide destroy her relationship with Sasuke and her friends or can Sasuke and the gang do something to help Sakura with her problem before it’s too late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cosmic Conjecture by ish.the.abstract reviews
She always represented something big…celestial… cosmic. “I know,” he said quietly,” I don’t deserve her; the concept of her is too much for me to ever grasp.” sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
winning her heart by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. 'List of How To Treat Your Lady Love So She Doesn’t Leave Your Home-Wrecking Ass For Someone Better'. Sasuke should have known better than to take advice from her; it was Ino after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emo Farm by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Dear Loser. I've gone to live with Orochimaru on Emo Farm. Goodbye forever, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bloody Blossoms by sarsaparillia reviews
It doesn't take much, to be a thief. Seven friends, three weeks, and the instances in between.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,731 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
brighter than sunshine by ohwhatsherface reviews
30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Theory of Time by Pensulliwen reviews
In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Softly and Without Remorse by Guttersnipe reviews
Self-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of by Guttersnipe reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Fear and Women by Guttersnipe reviews
Life sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X S
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,612 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Seven Years, 10 Months, 16 Days by vesperh reviews
Ichigo has proposed to Rukia 37 times. 38th time's the charm? Ichigo/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Pirate Ninja's by Princess in her Shadow reviews
The Captain of the sea, the Princess of a clan, the first mate and a maid. What's the connection? What'll happen to their lives that will change them? Read to find out! SxS NxH SxI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,565 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fruitful Tragedies by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "Salmonella-Poisoned-Tomatoes". Sasuke's three most feared words. But not as terrible as "No-Tomatoes-Sold". What ever shall Sasuke do? I'm sure Sakura can help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Symbols of Femininity by Little Piper Girl reviews
The men of Team 7 begin to notice their female member.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sakura H.
Chaotic by Amasian reviews
So when Uchiha Itachi, an SClass Missing Nin, is after Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke plans on protecting her. The problem? She doesn’t want his protection. The solution? Marriage. SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, InoShikaTema Lol, updated after forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,856 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Lot Like Love by Miss.Rainbow.Sunshine reviews
SasuSaku.AU.CH 7.LuckIsOnMySide.Because sometimes that little stroke of luck is all we need.--He’s here with you because you’re the girl he kissed on the airplane. If it would've been that brunette, he’d be here with her. You were just lucky.--UPDATE:6/27
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,499 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Case of the Sniffles by Featherz reviews
Gin doesn't feel so good and it's left to Ran to look after him. GinxRan oneshot, pure fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
love shack by smartalker reviews
It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Are You, or Are You Not? by Xmarksthespot reviews
"Sasuke, your favourite food are tomatoes right?" Team7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fly by mrie reviews
He is fifteen, he is sixteen, he is seventeen. He is learning, he is growing, he is changing. He is twenty three and he is more than recovered. /Team Seven Sasuke x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner by Xmarksthespot reviews
How can I NOT know what Sasuke's favorite food is? I've known him for so many years - we're even dating! ....Time to investigate. SasuxSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where is the love? by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Wasn't this her dream? To marry him? To live with him? What if it's not for love.. It was for a mission, a life-long one.. To produce new Uchiha's. One day, Sasuke takes it too far. She leaves. He's confused. She's hurt, and he's in need for her. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Can Quote Me by someonestolemyname reviews
Because, no matter what you may think, Sasuke and Sakura actually have a very romantical relationship. Ask the lovequotes /SasuSaku. cracky oneshot collection/ chapter ten: the end and not tonight
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Repent by Legatos reviews
The world had taught Light Yagami to accept things as they were. An introspective look at Light's thoughts as he lay dying.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Paradox by ish.the.abstract reviews
Love is a paradox. What a predicament! You will never know how Uchiha Sasuke would have felt as he knelt on one knee, an arm outstretched, holding a ring to Sakura’s shocked and suddenly stiff form.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Fate Would Have It by BuBBly CaNis luPus reviews
“Okaasan?” I try to call out, but all I can manage is a hoarse whisper. "Do I look like your okaasan?” Instead of okaasan’s kind, loving voice, all I hear is a raspy, cold one. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sunshine Caress by AkaiiDenetsu reviews
In the halls of the Uchiha estate...a soft lullaby sings a certain someone to sleep.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Similarities by Hoseki-sama reviews
Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
And So They Were by runwitskizzers reviews
SasuSaku. “Thank you, because I was planning on falling in love with him and changing sides to Akatsuki, betraying my friends, my family, and my home. And, I’m totally going to tell him ALL about Naruto.” Sequel to And So They Met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Because by Roses of Sharon reviews
Reasons why it isn't love. And one overwhelming reason why it is. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Appreciation by Yellow Mask reviews
The problem is that you didn't appreciate what you had. You didn't appreciate her, and now you'll never have her. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not the Same by Asimi reviews
SasuSaku. Complete. When it came to emotions, Sasuke was usually clueless, and this time was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,743 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the end of the beginning by Sangi reviews
"You two are more alike than you'd think," the boy observes quietly. In which Neji is an almost-accidental-matchmaker and Hinata is a not-really-accomplice. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
His locker combination by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Sakura didn’t feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn’t be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn’t open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Destiny by LiTtLe PrInCeSs SaRaH reviews
When her brother died, Sakura Haruno, gave up the most important thing to her, music. That was until she met him. Main Pairing [SasuSaku] Also [NaruHina] [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sir, Madam, Transvestite? by avenged reviews
Oneshot, SasuSaku. Horrified at the idea of his clan actually being restored, Itachi recruits Hidan to help him stop Sasuke from bringing shame to the Uchiha name. Maybe he should've picked someone else...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ring Hunt by Feilyn reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are in a bit of a bind. He won't give her the ring until she says yes. She won't say yes until he gives her the ring. So. Stalemate. Or is it? Part of the Lost And Found series, although the only thing lost here is the ring.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Not so Weak Anymore by Shellzonfire reviews
[COMPLETE] War is about to break out against Konoha, 2 young Uchiha's are discovered, and the girls are part of a lost clan that’s more powerful then a Sannin? And everyone thinks they're dead? Slightly AU. [SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,239 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss for Bliss by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
..."How about a kiss for bliss?"...."Aa." He smirked....She knew what that meant. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by T a C o C a T reviews
One ticket to the Uchiha Complex: Complete with scarring for life and an increased vocabulary. Because they had a different way of showing they loved each other. ONeSHot SAsuSAku CRackish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beware the Guard Goose? by MintiNeko reviews
Naruto had faced many obstacles in his courtship of Hinata, from beatings to pools of piranha, but never anything quite like this. "Let me get this straight. You got attacked by...a duck?" "Goose. And don't rub it in."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Irresponsibility by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"The first time Rose fell over, I laughed." - Ron reminiscing about his daughter's first steps. Oneshot, practically drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Idiocy, or How Hugo Weasley Got His Name by dogstar-ebony reviews
This is my explanation for why, out of all the pretty names in the world, JKR chose HUGO for the youngest Weasley child, and a kind of unofficial oneshot sequel to 'Making Weasleys'. Kind of funny. Post DH, pre-epilogue. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
sub tabula by incandescens reviews
Urahara, Byakuya, and dubious footsie under the table.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Urahara - Complete
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Karin proves she knows nothing about rings. "Drop kick Karin" dolls sold seperately, hobbits not included. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
after doom becomes fate by leaf.does.not.wither reviews
She simply stared, certain as his grip slacked that he’d quit this little tantrum and let go. But his hand only left her wrist in order to travel up and tangle itself in her hair, bringing her lips to his in a crushing kiss. One-shot; SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pregnant Kunoichis are Devious by Arhazivory reviews
Set in ‘The Gift’ Universe. An inside look at what Neji described as Ten-Ten’s 'weird-ass pregnancy emotions’
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
morning encounters of inevitable love by lucidic reviews
“I think that possibly–maybe, I’ve fallen for you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi, are you sure you're OK? by jovaine reviews
"It just occurred to me that I haven't told you about the birds yet". Sasuke can't believe his ears and Itachi is trying to give him 'The Talk'. "If you're talking about sex, I already know all about it". Mild crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hydrophil by bell.esque reviews
SasuSaku. Co-written with Extra Ren. 'You're from underwater. I'm from the land. OKAY? We live in different worlds, kiddo.' 'KIDDO? You've got to be kidding me. You're so short.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Anagram Proposal by JayleeJ reviews
Sasuke had to be different. Proposing in a romantic setting was just so...ugh, cliche. So he'd do it in an anagram, 'cause he was just clever like that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fulfilled Purpose by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Itachi visits Konoha after almost twenty years to find that a lot has changed, and its people changed with it. Not everyone has to stay fixated on just one goal. SasuSaku, enough fluff to keep your dentist in business.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Faded Cherry Blossom by IAmNotANut reviews
Desperation in the world around her is building. Two evils beyond what she is prepared to face have gathered against Konoha and she is rooted in the crossfire. A personal hell will be realized when severed paths will tangle once more and—in the swells of doubt—her greatest regret becomes her most desired company.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,694 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
breaking the habit by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] I'm scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway. Sakura, Sasuke, and breaking habits. And maybe, just maybe, learning new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The First by Guttersnipe reviews
First kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And inbetween is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Midnight Pastry by JayleeJ reviews
Sakura gets her first job at the new cafe called 'The Midnight Pastry'. Things start to get crazy, but she'll survive, thanks to a mysterious late night customer. .SasuSaku. .NejiTen. .NaruHina. .ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
On One Great Love by Cataracta reviews
It’s ‘when you’re with me, you’re killing me. When you’re not, I’m dying’. Sasuke and Sakura and one too many beers, but never enough words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss by Roses of Sharon reviews
The Romans identified three types of kisses: osculum, a friendship kiss on the cheek basium, a kiss of affection on the lips and suavium, a lover’s kiss. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Dear Hormones, by Guttersnipe reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome to Chemistry I by Shat3rdLooking-Glass reviews
She’s the spunky, intelligent new girl. He’s the heartthrob...not to mention a jerk most of the times. They are partners. Yes, Partners. “Welcome to Chemistry!” the madman teacher announces. “Expect the Unexpected.” SasuSaku Final Chapter UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
more like an aversion by illusioned reviews
It turns out that romance isn't entirely essential for a relationship to work. On the bright side, Sasuke's never been one for romance, so this comes as something of a relief. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
of déjà vu and desteenee by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tao of Ramen by Luchia13 reviews
[oneshot, Team 7 gen] When you get Naruto drunk, he makes everything sound really, really deep. I mean...whoa, you know? [drunk Sasuke pov...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Belly of the Snake by MintiNeko reviews
In Hebi, the dynamics are simple. With the addition of Sakura to the team, however, it gets a little more complicated. SasuSaku, slight SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
On Out of the Tunnel Vision by Cataracta reviews
’I see more of what is going on around me because I’m not concerned with finding a parking space.’ Sakura, Sasuke, and a twelve pack of beer. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To Survive Your Own Wedding by AmazinglyMe reviews
Loose threads, clueless best men, minor panic attacks, and place setting related fiascos. Welcome to Ron and Hermione's wedding, as seen through the eyes of their best man and maidofhonor, respectively. Deathly Hallows spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Faux Pas by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi is the last person on earth you should show any sort of weakness to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Alley Oop! A SasuSaku by High Rhulain reviews
Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glow by precarious mind reviews
[AU. ONESHOT. SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW.] I'm in love with my waiter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whirlwind by illusioned reviews
Four kisses that are completely unconventional, and one that isn't. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Young and Brilliant by NessieGG reviews
[AU oneshot] [SasuSaku] [Story 2 of the New York Society series] Sasuke Uchiha guards Mayor Sarutobi of New York City, and he must rely on an attractive young doctor to save his charge and his career.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best Medicine by RedWheeler reviews
The I in illness is isolation, the crucial letters in wellness are we. TyHil Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/31/2007 - [Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T.] - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chords by DewWater reviews
There is nothing to fear out of life but the full moon. Werewolf fiction. SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina InoShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,079 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Headache Season by incandescens reviews
Byakuya, Gin, and an epidemic of headaches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Byakuya K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Color of Your Energy by taiyou reviews
As fleeting as her freedom, it was gone. Riza Hawkeye is caught off guard as ever unemotional Edward Elric unintentionally bares her with a glimpse of how much he loves. EdWin all the way.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Family Skeleton by Insidiae reviews
The Host Club, Kyouya thinks, is one big, happy, incestuous family. HunnyxMori, twincest, TamakixHaruhi. Kyouyacentric. Oneshot. 2nd place winner: Best of OHSHC Fandom, Universal Fanfiction Open.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
scintillation by illusioned reviews
It WOULD take a fire and sleep deprivation to bring those two together. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hapless Romantics by slexenskee reviews
[SasuSaku] All Sakura needed to do was ignore Sasuke for a few weeks, and she would have Sasuke's attention. But how would she do that if just a look at the Uchiha boy did funny things to her heart? If only it was as easy as it seems... Sequel Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because, Apparently, College Is A Good Thing by X Amount Of Words reviews
From experience, Haruhi had learned that whenever Tamaki put his foot down, it was as if he had stepped into numerous, overly sticky bubblegum wads and there was no chance of him changing of his mind under any normal circumstances. [TamaHaru. Unbeta'd.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Resuscitative Measures by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legend of the Shinobi by Melantha A reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Team 7 is given a mission to protect a fifteen year old boy in England but the hardest part of the assignment is to survive school... [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,687 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding by ohwhatsherface reviews
NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bad Karma by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, peripheral SasuSaku] Uchiha Itachi comes home to visit. His parents are waiting. Sorta. UTTER UTTER CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snow Love by Akino blossoms reviews
They've hated each other since the first day of Konoha High. Would they last all alone on a mountain paradise?... not with all the lust and tension around! SakuSasu, InoShika, NaruHina,& TenNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Bride by Nian7 reviews
Every young Lord was born with a bride wearing his birthmarks. All those Lords have to do is find those brides which is hard to do if your Sasuke and your bride is running from you! Saksas mailnly. Usual pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,050 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tenth Time's the Charm by SakuraDouble reviews
And to think, you thought it was third time! Pfft.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
This is Your Heir, Yuzuru by Romulan Empress reviews
Yuzuru attempts to explain to Tamaki his duty to continue the Suoh line. The poor man had no idea what he was in for.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And On This Day, She Grudgingly, Obliviously Loves by X Amount Of Words reviews
[TamaHaru] Today was Monday and on Mondays, her husband’s logic took place far too early.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Tiger Lilly by UntappedChaos reviews
She said it matched him. How ironic, that it was with the language of flowers she chose to rebuke him. The Tiger Lilly... meaning 'cruelty'... [semi fluffy]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tube Socks by DewWater reviews
An average waitress meets Chaos, and falls in love with him. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hold My Hand by annabananaa reviews
When Sakura has these wierd dreams about the boy she never imagines she will be with, wierd things start happening between them. Is the dream causing her to fall in love or is it her destiny? Whatever it is, she can't let it happen. He's just too wierd, b
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,224 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Cupid Is A Great Many Things by AJ Rayne reviews
Kyoya makes an executive decision that changes Haruhi's and Tamaki's lives: a story told in three parts, from the perspectives of its main players.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,496 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Because She's Lily by dogstar-ebony reviews
The first time someone asked me why I love you, I didn't know what to say. Oneshot. JamesLily because they're perfect
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Lovely Veneer by sciathan file reviews
[TamakixHaruhi, One shot] Suou Tamaki never imagined happily ever after would be full of amortization, the alphabet, unconventional gender roles, and unexpected visits...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Silver Cross by Starseer reviews
I am going to tell you to do something very important. Take the mouse and click the blue letters that say Silver Cross. SasSak vampire fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,726 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Ino's Love Thesis by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] And so, armed with her romance novels, Ino decided to conduct a little study concerning Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. It had to be done, of course, with the proper scientific procedures.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You've Got Mail by 2supersmart reviews
sasusaku Sakura bday fic 'First of all, he completely forgets my birthday. My sixteenth birthday. Which is today. Which I've been dropping such big hints about that even Naruto understood them! NARUTO' Through emails, we watch the story unfold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Called Icha Icha by Iia reviews
AU Slight OOC Uchiha Sasuke: rich, handsome, and... heir to an unwanted porn mag empire? See how he deals with flirty models, a rival mag, business in general, and his nerdy pinkhaired PA. SasuSaku Side Pairing: NaruHina DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fat Avenger by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Three weeks in to their [ridiculous, disgusting, hard, painful, annoying] training regimen, Sakura stopped him amidst his pushups. “Oi, Sasukekun, let's spar.” Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're What? by DC Lady reviews
Diana has big news.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
This Is Not My First Time by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
[COMPLETE][SasuSaku][AU] Meet Haruno Sakura, exchange student from Tokyo in Paris, the foreversmiling girl, and Uchiha Sasuke, popular icecube guy. Will the two opposites be able to become friends or more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,845 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Serenanna reviews
On Valentine's Day, finding the perfect gift for that special woman in your life should not be this hard, really. No roses or wrenches were harmed in the production of this piece of fluff . . . well . . . Royai, EdxWin, OneShot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Series of Annoyances by Silver Sister reviews
When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Bedtime Story by twitch and spaz reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Discoveries by TeaForRevenge reviews
Renge has her hands quite, er, full. Strangely enough, the Host Club doesn't appreciate her efforts at all.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Renge H. - Complete
The Dating Game by randomteenager reviews
Meet Uchiha Sasuke, the hottest playboy in Konoha High. Meet new student Haruno Sakura, a former playgirl who quickly regains her title. But, after an “accidental” encounter, will things start to heat up? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sakura Complex by UntappedChaos reviews
It shouldn't have been a surprise. She knew that, if ever they became a couple, their relationship would be like none other. But really, this was getting a little out of hand...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Warm by Saadia Mirage reviews
A little Valentine's Day oneshot. Haruhi has some trouble keeping warm on a cold winter afternoon. TamaxHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Strawberry Tarts by Kara Ashford reviews
That damn smirk crossed his face again, “I win.” Something similar to ‘not on your life’ crossed Sakura’s mind before she definitely shoved the entire tart into her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Genie by Mediarite Flow reviews
SasuSaku 'My...fairy god parent...' Sasuke raised a confused eyebrow. Sakura frowned. 'Do I look like a stupid fairy to you.' Well, the pink hair kind of threw him off. 'That's SO fictional! I'm your genie.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
15 Reasons Why I Love You by delusionment reviews
Fifteen reasons why they loved each other so much. Tamaki x Haruhi -oneshot-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Hana's Song by iMissa reviews
A sweet moment between Sasuke and his daughter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Succession by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hitsugaya marvels at what Tousen, Aizen, and Gin’s defections left them with.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Babies by Kelsondra reviews
A one shot, I may add another chapter later one. A child's innocent question leads to madness in the Uchiha household.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's This? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yachiru opens Mayuri’s heart to the spirit of Christmas in her own special way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
From the Heart by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yuuri’s mother shows him how to infuse his food with love.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Notorious Scoundrel by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ichigo has all the traits that girls love. No really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Cherrypicked by Jaina reviews
A tale of three unusual journeys, two discussions with Renji, and one not so dark secret of Rukia's.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Basics by Hinata-hime reviews
[AU] She was perfectly happy in her perfect world, until it was torn up right in front of her by Uchiha Sasuke. Now both of them are on a mission...a mission where failure means death. There is no such thing as a second chance in this world. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,167 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Another Pointless High School Mission by peroxidepest17 reviews
Bleach crossover with Ouran: The gotei 13 undercover at Ouran Academy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Identity Crisis by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Lime. It was too late that Sasuke realized Sakura had grown into a fanatic feminist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Benezet by Rasielle reviews
Haruhi and Tamaki name their first. Very short, lighthearted, and simple.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Ren is a bird reviews
Haruhi's mother once told her that when little girls grow up, they fall in love with men just like their fathers. A series of oneshots [TamakixHaruhi].
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Someone Screaming by Ayane Selznick reviews
Chap15 is the start of the Alternate Story Someone Screaming Dim Light. Fate gives another chance for Uchiha Sasuke to redefine all mistakes he did when he crossed the wrong path. What are the possibilities when he comes home in Konoha? Completed finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,412 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Big Brother Blues by peroxidepest17 reviews
Shouri has to grin and bear it. Gwendal shows him how.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
Rituals by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
There are little things Rukia is familiar with. IchigoRukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Development: Wrench Wench by LittleDuchess reviews
Winry is growing up in more ways than one. However when Pinako decides to undertake her education in the realm of sex there are certain things she would just rather not know. Implied EdxWinry. OneShot. M for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Winry R., Pinako R. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto has a secret. So does Sasuke. And Sakura. Just how were the genin teams picked again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Team Seven - Complete
Leading by Example by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dancing to the music in pairs.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Now when the gods forsake us by afrai reviews
They brought the new slave to her at daybreak. The obligatory Bleach ... in Ancient Rome! AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Merits of Snoring by sharingank reviews
Rukia doesn't think she snores, but Ichigo begs to differ. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Birthday Present by opalish reviews
Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nomenclature by L is for Love reviews
Implied Sasusaku AU Oneshot Fangirls. Coffee. Disaster. Oh My!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dinner with the Shibuyas by peroxidepest17 reviews
Crack minific the Shibuya parents are very…understanding.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Honey by abls reviews
[ONESHOT ROYAI] A spike of honey in iced tea.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Blue Eyes by Yellow Mask reviews
Ten years after the Fall of the Military, one ambitious journalist is tracking down Blue Eyes, a famous photo from the Rush Valley Disaster. A photo of a girl with blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes...Edwin, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Snowy State of Mind by Plushie-Sensei reviews
[TyHil] Tyson's sudden frustration causes him to act aggressively toward Hilary, once again harming her feelings. It's up to Tyson to apologize and discover what these odd feelings mean.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Walk my way by snuffleschifer reviews
[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Istoria reviews
Oh Sarutobi... you didn't really think leaving your students in charge of an academy class was a good idea, did you?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Bikini Blues by Saadia Mirage reviews
On a trip to the beach, Haruhi and Tamaki find some time alone. Silly antics and love abounds! Sort of a what if fic, speculating on the future of their relationship, a bit OOC. TamaxHaru lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Enemies to Couples? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hands by Yellow Mask reviews
Hands can tell a lot about a person...EdxWin oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Damn Competitive Nature by DaniGirl101 reviews
ONE SHOT: Sakura and Sasuke are waiting on the bridge. Acidentaly, a secret pops out. Now, it's on! The secrets get deeper and deeper. When will it end? Review, or I'll bite you! That is all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
SasuSaku, At Naruto's wedding Sakura seeks out Sasuke only to find less than she wanted but more than she'd hoped. M for suggesstive comments only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Beginning of a Beautiful…Something by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku and Yumichika’s first encounter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Fireflies by SailorZelda reviews
The summer night brings fireflies and memories as Sasuke and Sakura watch their son. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Money Shot by afrai reviews
I am not making a porno video with Renji for you to sell off to the highest bidder!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Twist and Bend by psychedelic aya reviews
[Oneshot. SasuSaku. Crack!ish.] There were some things pregnant women couldn't do. Luckily for Sakura, Sasuke is, contrary to popular belief, a very caring husband. “Oh my! I’m sorry Sasuke, my hand slipped! Could you pick it up again…?” Hell yeah!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And That Is It by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, IchiRuki] Ichigo does not like Rukia. And that is it. ("Nargunfrag," Ichigo replied from his pharynx, ducking his head, his scowl deepening.)
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 330 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
9 Months of Happiness by Joy-girl reviews
It's that 9 months that most married women go through and Sakura begins to question her happiness with Sasuke. To further complicate things, there’s a growing discomfort with a neighboring village to match the discomfort at home. -SasuSaku - In Character-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lait Rose by So Guhn reviews
He was eating her Fruit Loops. He had to therefore DIE. SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Problem with Pink by Annwyd reviews
Even after a happy ending, Uchiha Sasuke manages to have problems. They're just about really stupid things. Fortunately, Sakura knows how to deal with him. [SasuSaku] [Disgustingly fluffy]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
31 Days Hath December by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,973 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
MY Daddy by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Coffee by CaptainKase reviews
Mustang was suddenly dumbfounded. He was cradling a crying, coffee sodden Riza Hawkeye in his arms. Would wonders never cease?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Effects of Random Questioning by silent nox2 reviews
[Oneshot] Who knew a simple question can lead to that.... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternal Darkness by ryuutsukihime reviews
[REVISED][COMPLETE!]Sakura's dream becomes a reality! Her life then takes a sharp turn when she became kidnapped by a longhaired shinobi. [sasusaku, hints of naruhina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That Time by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
On the way back from a mission, Sakura falls ill and Kakashi rushes to get supplies, leaving her teammates to care for her. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto know absolutely nothing about periods! SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
Prête à porter by HardlyFatal reviews
Ishida's making himself a pair of swim trunks, and Ichigo's falling to pieces. EveryonexIshida COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Uryuu I. - Complete
Cindersasuke: A Fractured Fairy Tale by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU I guess, SasuSaku, After years of training and plotting his brother's death Sasuke gets his chance while on the very same night Sakura finds her life in danger and meets her future husband, weirdness, but it's a fairy tale after all. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Help But Notice by crysthur and artheph reviews
There are certain things a man can't help but notice... SasukeSakura [one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Day 14 by Melpomene melancholica reviews
Sakura had grown accustomed to her odd friendship with Sasuke but arnwar in a distant country shook that complacency. And now, one night of weakness threatened to destroy her life as it is... R for themes just to be sure DONE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,101 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete