Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Sisters Grimm. Hello, I'm Jamison and I love twilight, so first off I thought i would tell you guys about myself: Name: Jamison Nicknames: Jamison Jai, Jai, Jayme, JZ, Jaizer, Jaison, JJ, Antawn, Lula, and Miss JZ Lula Beans( the last two only my mom can call me!!) Fave color (s): lime green, indgo, & bright orange Favorite animal: dolphin Favorite planet: Jupiter Favorite book series: Twilight Saga Favorite Book(s): Beautiful Creatures & The Sorcoress Favorite Twilight Book in the series: Eclipse Favorite websites: Fanfiction (of course!!:) & Youtube Favorite movie: Twilight and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Favorite Twilight Characters : Jasper, Bella, Carlisle, Emmett, Alice, Rosalie, Esme, Leah, Aro, Marcus, Jared, Embry, Seth, Jane, & Alec Favorite Pairings: Bella/Jasper, Bella/Emmett, Bella/Alice, Carlisle/Bella, Sam/Bella, Paul/Bella, Bella/Rosalie, Jasper/Bella/Edward, Jasper/Bella/Emmett, Carlisle/Bella/Edward, and some Bella/Jacob and if they are really good Bella/Edward. Other Book series: Evernight & The Alchemist Sports: Baseball, Softball, & Dance So, that's a little peek into the life or world of Jamison Jai!! that's all for now. The Night The night is a dark place But tonight my dear isn't a night I fear For when it ends you can trust I won't be near my only fear You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside. -from vampiressbella2009You Jasper Whitlock Hale: Calming you down since 1843 Carlisle Cullen: Saving you since the 1600s Emmett McCarty Cullen: Pranking you since 1934 Esme Platt Cullen: Caring about you since 1923 Edward Anthony Masen Cullen: Has been a depressed basterd since 1901 Rosalie Lilian Hale-Cullen: Has been self-hugger since 1916 Mary Alice Brandon Cullen-Hale: Has seen you since 1901 Isabella Marie Swan-Cullen: Has changed things forever since 1987 A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse How long did it take you to read the books? 28 hours and 14 minutes, but who's counting Who introduced you to the books? my friends and the inernet. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? bought them. Who is your favorite character? Jasper Who's your favorite vampire? Jasper Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Bella: "Did I hurt you at all?" What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? The medow in Twilight. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When she punched him. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? On the plane to Volterra What was your favorite adventure/battle? The one with the Volturi Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon! Are these books among your favorite books of all? Yes! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon New Moon or Eclipse? New Moon Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward, so he can stop whining. Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Bella Bella or Jacob? Bella Bella or Alice? Both Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Both Jasper or Alice? Both Jasper or Edward? Jasper Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle Emmett or Jasper? BOTH!! Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Both Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Sam Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? Both. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, CarrionRaven, Animefreakchelsea, Exic, JaceBridgewaterMcCartyWhitlock Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Jasper or Emmett, copy it into your profile! if you like jazzyxbella stories copy and past this to your profile if you like emmettxbella stories copy and past this to your profile if you have ever copied and pasted something to your profile copy and past this to your profile If you ever had a dream about twilight copy and paste this randomly go into fits of laughter in public cause your thinking about twilight If you have ever had a conversation with your self c&p this to your profile If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents Post this on your profile if you think child abuse should stop!! My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! /l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people Mixing it Up with Twilight!! 1. Jasper 2. Carlisle 3. Bella 4.Alice 5.Emmett 6. Rosalie 7. Esme 8. Seth 9. Embry 10. Leah 11. Aro 12. Edward 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Rosalie/Aro:No, but it would be interresting 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Alice: She's not my type 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Edward/Seth: I think they would make a cute couple but I don't know how Edward could get Seth pregnant. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Embry: Nope 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Carlisle/Rosalie: Yes, a really cute couple 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Emmett/Leah: They would work better 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? What would happen if Esme walked in on Edward and Carlisle having sex? Well first off that would probably be very wierd, and secondly she and Bella would probably both be crushed. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Bella/Leah Their senses tell them to rip the other to shreds, but it hurts too much way too much. Now they must chose between fighting each other or fleeing without each other. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Jasper/Seth: I don't know 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Esme/Edward After trying to kill herself, but being saved by a bronzed haired man Miss Esme Platt sets out to meet her white horsed knight. But what happens to make her go back to the same cliff and throw herself off again? Can Her knight save her again or did she finally sucucceed when she didn't want to. Title: Cliff Stopping Fate 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Seth: Summer nights by Rascal Flatts 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the plot be? Jasper/Rosalie/Edward: While the other go hunting Jasper, Rosalie, and Edward sneak away. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Emmett: I've never read one I've Emmett/Bella's but never just Emmett's 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).” Jasper and Esme are in a relationship until Esme runs off with Alice. Jasper brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Aro and a brief unhappy affiar with Edward, then follows the wise advice of Emmett and finds true love with Carlisle. I could see that happening and i really like the idea. Twilight Oath ╔══╦══╦══╗ If you have been diagnosed PLEASE DON"T READ!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded Unique I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, Edwardcullenrocks,Cocoloo123,Delicate Heart, JaceBridgewaterMcCartyWhitlock The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen or Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you Suddenly hate one of your best friends cuz she's a Jacob fan. Crazy is when you no longer like your Reading teacher because she says Twilights stupid and the worst vampire is Edward. Crazy is when you throw Twilight at your BF when your mad at him, then tell him to be more like Edward. Crazy is when you annoy your parents so much with Twilight, they are considering throwing you out, and you annoy your friends so much, they give you a look every time you open your mouth. Crazy is when you sit on your best friends freezer licking melted chocolate out of a bowl while playing hide and seek .Crazy is when you start having a conversation with/as characters from your fanfic in the middle of car or restroom. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•¨).•´¨) ¸.•¨) Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY! :) We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.?? It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls, OR TEXTS, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! Dont 'feel bad', we enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether.?? ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect! Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you'...and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, |