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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1939641, Profile Updated: 07-28-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Doctor Who.

Name: Mia
Age: Somewhere in the teens I think?
I have always loved to write stories I hope you enjoy the ones that I have written and hopefully with a bit of inspiration I'll be able to write some more :)

Favourites:
Book: Harry Potter or Immortals After Dark Series
Movie: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
TV Show:Doctor Who
Characters:
HP:
Minerva McGonagall and Bellatrix Lestrange
Doctor Who:River Song, Donna Noble and Amy Pond
Torchwood: Captain Jack Harkness
VA: Janine Hathaway
The Rondo Series: Tye
Immortals After Dark Nix the Everknowing Protovalkyrie and Soothsayer without equal
House of Night:Neferet (yeah I know she's evil) and Lenobia

That's really all you need to know about me (and probably a bit more). Please read and review my stories. They may not be very good but constructive criticizim is always appreciated. Thank-you.

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Musical Maladies by Wings Of Fancy reviews
Hogwarts is thrown into chaos as students and professors alike are cursed to sing and reenact the lives of those who lived before them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/21/2009
Wading Into the Unknown by Chelsie Dagger reviews
After the 2013 Christmas Special. It all started with a day at the beach. Extremely extended ending! This has it all; intrigue, romance, angst, irony, betrayal, humor, more romance, London, seduction, healing and Chelsie! Key characters; Carson, Hughes, Thomas, Mary, Beryl, Edith, Molesley, Mrs. Butte, Miss Baxter, Anna and Bates. COMPLETE! 2014 Highclere Award- 'Chelsie Fluff'
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 266,125 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [C. Carson, E. Hughes] Molesley, Edith C. - Complete
The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Macbeth. What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during PoA, but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S.
All I Need by 03hermione1992 reviews
Albus comes back to visit Minerva the night he is suspended. Takes place during Chamber of Secrets. Rated M for a lemon, but it's not super explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Blood is Thicker by minerva's-kitten reviews
Albus is not what Voldemort fears ...but... It is some one close to Albus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Minerva M.
A Slant-Told Tale by Squibstress reviews
Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what she must to survive. Her choices have far-reaching consequences throughout her life. Featuring Minerva, Albus Dumbledore, and Alastor Moody, this is the semi-gothic tale of a woman, her secrets, and how she keeps them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,103 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Minerva M., Alastor M.] Albus D., OC
Exotic Matter by Squibstress reviews
When Hermione is asked to update the National Dictionary of Wizarding Biography, she discovers some surprising things about her favourite professor. An angsty, nerdy time-travel romance. (HG/RW, MM/SS). Winner of 2 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Of Births and Deaths and Everything In Between by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry starts his third year at Hogwarts and discovers a revelation about his past. How will it effect him and his future? HP/MM family fic, MM/AD later! Rated for mention of self harm nothing too drastic though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 157,616 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Old Friends, New Friends by meetmeyesterday reviews
Amy and Rory are disappointed when the TARDIS, set on random, brings them to Earth in 2013, but the Doctor insists they explore. He never expected that the TARDIS might have brought him there to see two old friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Donna N., Wilfred M./Wilf, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
She'll Always Be Doctor Donna by mahlia reviews
It ripped Ten apart to take Donna's memories of them and leave her behind, but after he regenerates, he takes an enormous risk to check in on his best friend to see how she's doing. He's not at all prepared for what he finds, however, and comes dangerously close to being recognized.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Till A' the Seas Gang Dry (December 1957) by Squibstress reviews
In this short follow-up to Epithalamium, Minerva and Albus venture into the Muggle world to enjoy a winter honeymoon in Italy. It opens just after the end of Chapter 54 of Epithalamium, but you don't have to have read that story to enjoy this tale. This is the third story in the "Epithalamium" series. Fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Albus D., Minerva M.]
The Box Followed by Aelfay Sparrow reviews
Donna's granddaughter is followed everywhere by a blue box. Quick oneshot. Wrote this a while ago - the Doctor is the 11th Doctor, as portrayed by Matt Smith.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Amy Not Pond by FanfictionForever25 reviews
There's a secret the Doctor has been hiding from Amy, one that comes to light and changes everything. And it explains why he's been avoiding her advances.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Dear Melody by youlooklikethunder reviews
"Melody, I'm hoping this gets to you because there are a million and one chances it won't." - Based on the minisode called 'P.S.' that aired after 'The Angles Take Manhattan' where Brian gets a letter from Rory and meets his grandson Anthony, I figured River deserved a letter too. (one-shot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W., Brian W. - Complete
The Lady in the Shop by SonicTeamFreeWill reviews
0700 900461. The best helpline in the universe. The Doctor enlists River's help in finding the ellusive Clara Oswin Oswald. Prequel to Bells of St John - minor spoilers
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Clara O., 11th Doctor - Complete
Age shouldn't matter by sweetnothingshappen reviews
What happens if Professor McGonagall finds herself in the family way AGAIN when she least expected it and how it all happens during the trios third year. Please R and R ADMM-NO SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Private Affair by minni reviews
After a year of careful avoidance of the public, Albus and Minerva are forced to come to terms with their high-profile relationship in the wizarding world. Nothing will be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,111 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Home Sweet TARDIS by Veggiechick reviews
A series of One-shots in which River and the eleventh regeneration of the Doctor become accustomed to marriage, children, family, and domesticity in general. Cover art credit to saimain. deviantart. com
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Skinny Love by skrewtkeeper reviews
Albus begins to wonder if it's too late to admit he has feelings for Minerva when she tells him something that turns his world inside out. Why was love so bitterly painful? Response to "Refur". MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Minerva and Elphinstone in Madam Puddifoot's by Elriaen reviews
An unplanned proposal gets a rather predictable answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Where We End Up by couldbemoresonic reviews
Three times River Song see's her husband's wedding rings, and one time she doesn't. River's POV (most of the time anyway).
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hidden Truths by newyork24-7 reviews
Even when kept silent the truth has a habit of breaking free. Sequel to Still Waters and a continuation of Charles and Elsie's story.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,559 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - C. Carson, E. Hughes - Complete
Victory of the Lion by Sass and Sex reviews
A 3-part chronicle of how Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore came together. Part 1: Minerva falls for Tom Riddle, much to Albus' disappointment. Part 2: She begins to see the darkness within him. Part 3: Albus and Minerva fall in love, despite forces determined to keep them apart. MMTR/MMAD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,719 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Inevitable by anavihs reviews
After being specifically told by her father to stay away from "the Malfoy boy," somehow, Rose finds herself drawn to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 208,653 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Not The Average Family Outing To The Pub! by EleventhAmyRoryRiver reviews
Alternate ending to The Angels Take Manhattan. What would have happened if the Doctor, River, Amy and Rory did make it to the pub?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Return to the Library by Aerilon452 reviews
Eleven comes back the The Library where he gets a pleasant surprise. COMPLETE ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Thank The Oswald by mysoufflegirl reviews
"If it wouldn't for her you probably wouldn't get half the kisses you'll get later on." The Doctor and River are fighting. Again. Clara fixes it. Again. (Birthday Present for Nathy )
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
To be in bed with a giraffe by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
"Sweetie, I adore you, but you have the coordination of a giraffe," she said, shaking her head at him affectionately, kissing the corner of his mouth at his slightly-offended expression. He sighed, bopping her nose gently, pushing his hips forward to hear her moan. River/Eleven, smut. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Broken by Time Lady Evangeline reviews
It's time for River to go to the library. Will the Doctor let her go without a fight? Will he try to stop her? What happens if he does? Will these questions ever end? Come on in and see!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Damaged by Lightness-and-Darkness reviews
A really positive and fluffy twist on 'one does one's best to hide the damage', no angst I promise.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Still Waters by newyork24-7 reviews
They say that still waters run deep, a calm surface can be so misleading. Before Anna and Bates there was another valet and head housemaid who fell in love. This is their story.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,973 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - C. Carson, E. Hughes - Complete
Cry Me a River by Sam-and-Sherlock-in-the-TARDIS reviews
Set the night of the Angels Take Manhattan. River and the Doctor angsty, fluffy one-shot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Mercy by Dobby's Socks reviews
"Only injured, River was sure, because the Doctor didn't die here. But the thing that had even dared to lay one blow on her Sweetie would." Set during "The Big Bang", but implies spoilers through "The Wedding of River Song". River/Doctor Amy/Rory Rated for one swear word.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Yoga Pants by Veggiechick reviews
River has discovered yoga pants and the Doctor approves. A short 11xRiver drabble about the benefits of a human invention.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Married Life by obsessedsoul reviews
The Doctor reflects on his married life with River...and their favorite part is definitely the marital bed.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Epithalamium by Squibstress reviews
Minerva is a brilliant witch with dreams of becoming the first woman Auror. Albus is famous, powerful, flawed, and more than 40 years her senior. Their love affair will change their lives in ways neither anticipates and places them in the sights of the man who will become the greatest threat the wizarding world has ever known. Second story in the "Epithalamium" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 192,156 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love's a Hard Game by Imagen99 reviews
Not Minerva/Hermione. Hermione/Ron actually, but in her sixth year Hermione receives some excellent advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Pack up the Moon and Dismantle the Sun by TygerTyger9 reviews
River hasn't seen her Doctor in a very long time and decides to request opportunities to work towards a pardon. The only offer comes from the last organisation she would want, the Church.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
In autumn she achieves a still more golden blaze by curlyhairedali reviews
He sat in his swing beneath the console, just remembering. Remembering River, and the Pandorica and the Byzantium and Utah and Berlin and Calderon Beta and, oh, remembering Darillium. Library fix-it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Quirk of Matter by Sparkly Faerie reviews
"What's life?" He'd once said. "Life's easy. A quirk of matter." A Library fix-it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Myth of Trenzlore by AEK reviews
To see the future, you must understand the past and live in the present.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Because You're Still Breathing by SonicTeamFreeWill reviews
Companion piece/sequel to Because They Will Be Sad. The Doctor confesses about Darillium.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor - Complete
The Groom's Question by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
Harry and Ginny head to Hogwarts to announce their engagement and so Harry can ask a certain Transfiguration teacher a rather personal question. Harry/McGonagall mother/son fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Capability by sydneysages reviews
AmelieOliver. Set after Black Dawn. Realisations occur when one has the ability to see past what one has always seen - or what one thinks has occured. / "You are as capable a prince as any I have ever known." R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Amelie, Oliver - Complete
Dichotomy by iviscrit reviews
"It had that odd sort of inflection, that bite of London that she had alternately sneered at and smiled at, a dichotomy she never knew how to resolve. It was a sarcastic drawl, an accent derived not from natural exposure to others but from careful practice." For Sachita. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What always should have been by sleepingbutterfly reviews
Oliver and Amelie's romance set after Black Dawn. Oliver finds just what he's been looking for.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Oliver, Amelie - Complete
The Wizard and The Song by Mewisbetterthanyou reviews
A story written mostly around the time of A Good Man Goes To War and left to stew for several months.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Melody P., Rory W. - Complete
The Kiss That Wrote A Secret by lol-95 reviews
A frighteningly normal half-blood Gryffindor and a Slytherin with a dark past, present and future. Together they create one huge secret. Friends, reputations and their futures are constantly at risk, especially when secret by secret are somehow revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,277 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Draco M., OC
Because They Will Be Sad by SonicTeamFreeWill reviews
"Because what's the point of them being happy now when they are going to be sad later?" The Doctor *tries* to tell Amy & Rory about Darillium.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2012 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor - Complete
Perfect by Sass and Sex reviews
Albus and Minerva get a perfect addition to their family. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Gift of life by sekhmet55555 reviews
River and the Doctor decide to give Jack something that he lost. but when River finds jack they start out on the wrong foot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Detention Money by An Author's Pen reviews
In which Professor McGonagall has a punishment to give, and the marauders make some bets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Minerva M., Marauders - Complete
A Magical Christmas by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry and Hermione are stuck in the castle alone for their first Christmas in the magical world. Minerva McGonagall shows them a little magic all of her own as they share the magic of Christmas now and for all the years to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
When the Captain met River by xOnceEAgainx reviews
Jack learns about the Doctor's death, but something doesn't makes sense, and who is that River character? One-shot Captain Jack met the new Doctor and his also new family/ Sequel to this fiction: Trouble 3x
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Carpe Diem by the real snape reviews
Minerva needs a fancy dress costume - Fudge had a dreadful idea, that's why - and finding the right one isn't easy. Rolanda helps out, in her own inimitable way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
The Birthday Gift by Squibstress reviews
Happy birthday to Minerva McGonagall, and to all other October-born witches! Minerva and Albus are celebrating her 70th birthday. Nine thousand words of pure old-folks pr*n. Absolute filth. There's just no excuse for this. None at all. I plead the 5th.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Much Less Innocence by Heathersmoke reviews
Minerva appreciates Severus's shape both dressed and naked, and indulges in watching the transformation. Light fluff and very earnest stripping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Morticia's Romance by purevintagegal reviews
My version of the meeting of Morticia and Gomez.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Morticia A., Gomez A. - Complete
The Meaning of Dirty by Mistmantle
This is something from Smackdown 2011 that I never published. It's about Lark becoming a novice, and what Rosethorn thinks of it.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Nothing Comes from Nothing by mangotango101 reviews
Whistles and pinecones were when they first fell in love. Edelweiss and the Laendler were when they were in love, but couldn't do anything. The Gazebo and the wedding were when they were together. What are their thoughts? Captain & Maria POV. Georg/Maria
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
The Lost Deputy by minerva's-kitten reviews
After an accident Minerva's step mother must try to take over and bring Albus' wife back to him. MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Naming by smilingsoprano reviews
Newly dedicated to Winding Circle, Isas needs to choose a name. Rosethorn is largely unhelpful. Rated K, slightly fluffy and gen. Written for Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN 2011.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Daily Prophet Prints Lies by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
In this story the Daily Prophet newspaper has another false story printed off and stated as fact. Poor Minerva has to deal with the results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Just Testing by SylvaDragon reviews
Albus Dumbledore is baffled by the behaviour of his female staff. Have they all gone completely crazy, or is there some other explanation ? A fluffy, crazy, funny story with more than a hint of romance. Albus and Minerva, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Come Saturday Afternoon by BONESGIRL13 reviews
Saturday morning detention and a mis-sent e-mail provoke interesting speculation from its participants.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Calendar, J., R. Giles - Complete
The Cullen's Hogwarts Invite by HannahDrogo reviews
When things get dull in the Cullen house, Harry Potter invite's them to Hogwarts. But what happens when a mysterious story-thief thieves the story? OOC, after BD. Not my best story, but it's the most popular, so I must be doing something right.Uber Goofy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Another Part of the Castle by Squibstress reviews
Harry has a terrifying dream, which leads to a startling discovery. AD/MM, with appearances by Harry, Hermione, and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] Harry P. - Complete
A Meeting of the Order of the Phoenix by slytherinslut13 reviews
Minerva gets hooked into playing Truth or Dare at an Order meeting that really had no purpose. Warning: Very much a crack-fic! has no point than to brighten your day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
An Eventful Night at Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Minerva is sick and unable to sleep during the night, so she decides to roam the halls of Hogwarts instead, not aware that it is going to become an eventful night with unexpected couples and students' protests. Set in Harry's sixth year, completely AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Snogwarts: These Dangerous Times by SNOGWARTS reviews
He had walked in on Minerva and Albus snogging. This was not a big deal. He and Sirius snogged all the time. Just because McGon – no, Minerva and Albus were older didn't mean they weren't allowed to snog anymore. Set roughly before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Witch Strikes Back by teddylonglong reviews
Headmistress Minerva McGonagall and her Deputy Severus Snape use the Wizardnet to successfully spy on their students' activities, employing the fantasy names Darth Vader and R2D2. Completely AU. Set in Harry's and Hermione's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite Gone by Inthefire reviews
Rosethorn will live on, even if it's only Briar that can reach her.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Summer Heat by SylvaDragon reviews
Minerva McGonagall is reading in the grounds when she happens to see something that has a profound effect on her. What could possibly cause her such emotional turmoil ? Set during Minerva's first year as a Professor. MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Heart of the Forbidden Forest by Miss Red Tartan reviews
Severus is shown the Heart of the Forbidden Forest by a herd of centaurs who befriend him and help him find the happiness that he deserves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Isabella and The Cullens by Nessierox reviews
Isabella is a sweet innocent 6 yr old,going on a trip with her parents.I guess fate was not on their side.Bella is now all alone until the Cullens find her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 87,863 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
What if they were busy? by silvertabbyAKAmary reviews
Hermione looks for her professor but when she finds her she deeply wishes she hadn't as she turns up gracefully in a sexy dressing gown when hermione knocks on her door. It seems hermione has top grades so prof mcgonagall can go back to the bedroom
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Watching by thoroughlymodernJulie reviews
Someone's watching a tender moment Maria and Georg share together. Fluff. For Renée.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Love From Prophecy by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Albus in an arranged Marriage and how his life goes with his wife. M for lemony goodness in later chapters and for torture and rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Love Bites by thegirlwhoreadsfanfic reviews
-HIATUS-Esme,Bella,Emmett, Alice were living peacefully in the town of Forks. Keeping their identities as vampires a secret. Until, the Cullen family arrives. Taking the hearts of all of them. What will happen when the coven of vampires fall for a family
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,050 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella
Snogwarts: Blackmailing McGonagall by SNOGWARTS reviews
Sirius notices something very interesting on the Marauder's Map. He and James go to investigate, gaining some wonderful blackmailing material on the way. Technically MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Gryffindor Scores! by SensiblyScrewy reviews
Featuring Albus, Minerva, and Lee Jordan. Ye have been warned. T for brief cursing. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
In Which a Routine Is Disrupted by slytherinslut13 reviews
One small change- a simple hug with a god- turns Aurora Sinistra's and Severus Snape's worlds not only upside-down, but inside out and 103.45 degrees backwards, as well. Rather long one-shot, starts during March, HBP. Enjoy, Read, and Review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
All Is Fair by Paper Pearls reviews
All is fair in love and war. In the midst of the conflict with Grindelwald during the 1940s, will Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall find love? Set during Minerva's seventh year, with Albus as a professor. Please review. UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,919 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Wounded Lion, The Witch and the Spare Bedroom by selmak reviews
On Minerva's first day of summer vacation, Albus Dumbledore and Arthur Weasley bring her a wounded Alastor Moody. First Wizarding War Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,076 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alastor M., Minerva M. - Complete
Accidental Love by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Set after "I Robot, You Jane". Giles happens upon a crying Ms. Calendar. What will happen? ONESHOT. First published Buffy fic. Be honest in your reviews.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Calendar, J., R. Giles - Complete
In the Dark of the Great Hall by Bailey Matutine reviews
Sometimes, Fred and George Weasley seem to have no filter on what is appropriate and what isn't in a prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Friendship No One Saw Lasting by minerva's-kitten reviews
Mrs. Dumbledore gave birth to Albus and Mrs. McGonagall gave birth to Minerva right? In this story you will learn of a mudblood and pureblood finding a strong friendship! And how different life is when certain things are altered by this friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 85,364 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kendra D., Minerva M.
Interrupted by slytherinslut13 reviews
Minerva and her husband are reunited after two long months, and they just want to spend the night together. However, Potter and Black have different plans. Slightly drunk Minerva with innuendos flying like winged monkeys!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Minerva M., OC - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Annoying Names by slytherinslut13 reviews
Dumbledore has a slip of the tongue, and Minerva is NOT happy about. So, she confronts him on her birthday, and Black, Lupin, Potter, and Evans hear it. Poor Minerva! Rated for suggestive stuff. I am very paranoid about my rating for this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A DumbledoreMcGonagall Party Reunion by minerva's-kitten reviews
This you won't want to forget. It's the companion to Locked In so you may want to read that first. summary: Insanity prevails when two big families show the Golden Trio what their idea of a reunion is!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Black Cat of Albus Dumbledore by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Albus keeps secrets from everyone. Now one is getting loose and she wants her life back! ADMM SBOC OCHG HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - OC, Minerva M.
Have I Become The Enemy by McGonnemort reviews
The Trio set out on one last mission when they realize that Professor McGonagall has mysteriously gone missing. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,268 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Taking Back Control by smackedfan454 reviews
What happends when Jenny wants to take control of the feelings Giles has enduced on her... total smut! Rated M for... well smut. Please review! Jenny/Giles. Enjoy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
The Photo Shoot by minerva's-kitten reviews
A little nonsense about who I think were the greatest Witch and Wizard of the age in the forties and fifties. ADMM in the end with special appearance by my OC Katherine McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon by EtincelleD'OR reviews
Not even if it's to tell him you're pregnant. Anastasia struggles to understand - how are you supposed to deal with something that is absolutely impossible? When your dearest wish is warped into something that could kill more people than it's worth?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Prof. Dragon L., Prof. Anastasia L.
Hermione's Mother by minerva's-kitten reviews
summary: The truth of Hermione Granger. Laced with MMADness and the answer to who M.G.McGonagall is!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 88,644 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Is there a Mrs Albus Dumbledore? by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Is there a Mrs. Albus Dumbledore? Haven't you ever wondered? This is just one possible idea I've imagined. Not HBP or DH complaiant per say.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
What She Didn't Know of the Matriarch by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Minerva has to tell her grandmother something big. What she discovers is that her grandmother is not as heartless as she always thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Minerva M., OC - Complete
Your Mine by smackedfan454 reviews
A Giles and Jenny fanfic... probably way out of character, but I couldn't help myself. Takes place after Jenny shoots Giles with the crossbow. Very smutty and rated M for a reason. One shot. Enjoy! :D
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Twisted Diaries of an Azkaban Escapee by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange's diary, from her trial onwards. Very funny, I hope with lots of Random Twists... starring, of course, Bella, but you'll see some other familiar faces there to - Sirius, Fudge, Narcissa, Rodolphus, etc. Rated 'T' for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,598 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
A Book of Broken Rules by IlyenaStreep reviews
Sirius introduces Fred and George to thebest prankster Hogwarts ever knew. It's not a very original story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Innocent Words, Twisted Meanings by athemyst reviews
I wonder, what does Lark do to Rosethorn that softens her so much?" Good question. And of course, the four are obliged to answer the ruler of Emelan. Of course, how Briar answers is something neither the duke or the girls expect. Lark/Rosethorn Oneshot
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
The Return of Minerva and Albus by minerva's-kitten reviews
She knows but will not tell anyone. Can Harry get her to divulge her deepest secret? Can Harry get them to return to fight Voldemort? ADMM....but not for a few chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P., OC
Forever and For Always by minerva's-kitten reviews
Tis a songfic of the same name! ADMM Summary: Twin girls sing a song for their father and new mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Class by the ersatz diplomat reviews
When Gryffindor House throws a suprise party, they throw it as far as they can. Starring McGonagall, the Marauders, and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Everyone's Right Yet Everyone's Wrong by minerva's-kitten reviews
JK says he's Gay. WE say he's not. We're both right....yet we're both wrong! ADMM as if it could be anything else XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Mummy Dearest or MiMi Love? by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Mummy Dearest has arrived....can Mi-Mi save the Dumbledore girls from certain torment and snap some sense into their father? ADMM eventually!XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 40,122 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Buffy Staked Edward the End by spideys-an-avenging-hunter-now reviews
Laugh through this story as Buffy and Alice team up against Edward, while Spike and Edward plot against them. new chapters will be up shortly enjoy! S/B, E/B R&R peoples :
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Spinning by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
We all know who the Black sisters became but who were they in the beginning? What battles did they face to become the women we know? A story centred around Bellatrix Black, mostly, but also includes her sisters and some other characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bellatrix L.
Warmest Winters by DracoMalfoylover2596 reviews
Ellie, a young girl from Australia moves to England and Hogwarts. She is shy but will a certain Slytherin Prince help her break out of her shell and become who she really wants to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Draco M., OC
The Professors of Old and the Professors of Today by minerva's-kitten reviews
Rating may change. Summary: Something has happened to the teachers and Minerva's parents are the only ones to fix it...with help of the Golden Trio and company of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,528 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Switchcraft by tetleybag reviews
Monday morning at Hogwarts. A disagreement on a professional matter, a flaring of the tempers, two incompatible spells. As the cloud evaporates, Professors McGonagall and Umbridge find themselves unharmed. Alas, not in their own bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Dolores Bested by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Dolores makes a shattering discovering! MMSS but with a twist! ADMM as well
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Jaguar by minerva's-kitten reviews
Can't say to much without giving everything away. It is a one shot companion to Minerva's Little Wrath. Summary: The cats protect the lioness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Minerva M., OC - Complete
Killing Sirius Black by JacksonFrost reviews
Bellatrix's thoughts after she kills Sirius. Rambling and insane. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mother of All Sacrifice by minerva's-kitten reviews
It is the mother of all sacrifices. A sacrifice even greater than the one Lily Evans gave to Harry Potter. And the two women must give it again.....or their children die! ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Hermione's Lesson by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: You can’t be a rock all the time. While following a suspicious prefect Hermione discovers that even her mentor is not cold immovable stone. Mentions of ADMM Not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's In the Stars by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: What if Kendra and Percival Dumbledore died but Ariana didn't? And what if the parents died before Albus was of age? Who would take them? Read to see.....ADMM eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Minerva's Little Wrath by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: They may not be all Gryffindors. But to cross this family and you get them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Minerva M., OC - Complete
Look At Me by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
It's these three words that have haunted Narcissa Malfoy's life for years; more than any killing curse could ever have hoped to. A short one-shot about Narcissa's relationship with her sister, Bellatrix and just what exactly it means to look.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
Something Else is Wrong With Bella by DarkPhoenixForce reviews
so my friend made a comment after the sixth movie that bella was like luna's evil twin. you have been warned. inspired in part by the sixth movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Luna L.
The Order Queen and Princess by minerva's-kitten reviews
It's quite simple.... You may look but you may not touch Albus' left and right hands! Just a bit of silliness and OoCs
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Kat and Stewart: The Early Years by minerva's-kitten reviews
The prequel to Kat and Fi! This is how Katherine Harris and Stewart McGonagall got together. This is how the 'Demon of Hogwarts' turned into one of the most beloved Minister's ever in the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 68 - Words: 75,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Minerva M., OC
Kat and the Dumbledores by minerva's-kitten reviews
More mystery, romance, adventure, and family fun! The sequel to Kat and Fi. 16yrs has passed now and the Dumbledores are about to take Kat and her new husband to Italy for a month...one can only guess what will happen! ADMM OCOC RWHG HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Minerva M., OC
The Trade by emjay79 reviews
When three Hogwarts students art taken Prisoner by the Dark Lord, Minerva McGonagall makes an unxepected trade for their safe return...herself! I am rating it M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,867 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Peverted Cullens by 123Meaghan reviews
Emmet puts pornographic pictures online for money to buy new hand cuffs, Rosalie, Alice, And Bella plot get him back, Rosalie Bans Sex, and the Cullens realize they are too peverted for their own good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Scrubs by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,598 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Graduation by minerva's-kitten reviews
Harry's graduated and now is going to spend the evening with some very odd characters. They are known as SATURN and they are part of an Olympic Quidditch team. And even though they are Minerva and Albus Dumbledore's children...they have some rather odd...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Emmett's List of Annoyance by Still-Obsessed reviews
with commentry from Emmett himself! Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Jasper and Emmett's Mission Annoy Edward by Freaky Virgo reviews
What would YOU do if your prankster brothers had just shown you a fully edited, presentable, proffesionally made movie all about you? Take a look inside Jasper's head when he and Emmett do just that to Edward - how will they ALL react... PLEASE R&R :-D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Let's Have Fun! by minerva's-kitten reviews
Karaoke Contest Dumbledore Family Style! At the End the Reviews decide the Winners! Every chapter is a contestant/s. Have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Forbidden Hearts by Arwennicole reviews
Her life is a mess. His life is almost perfect, but he's missing something. When their worlds collide, can they help each other or are they doomed to lose what they hold dear? M for sexual content and abuse. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,587 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
Interruptions by McGonagallFan reviews
Sequel to "Messing Around With Lockheart". McGonagall and Snape try to have sex but on their way to McGonagall's room they get interrupted a couple of times. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A New Start, Thanks to a Summer Surprise by minerva's-kitten reviews
A strange road trip with three of our favorite professors and one newcomer leads Harry to discover more than he thought possible. What happens when he finds out he has relatives? ADMM, SS and new comer:AM, GWHP T for later chapters finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,576 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Bound To Be Together by adriajasperalina reviews
Tragedy strikes the Cullen family and Carlisle turns to an old friend. What happens when our three favorite irresistible vampires meet our adorable gryffindor chasers Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnett,Katie Bell?read and find out.AJ/JH AS/EC KB/EM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,972 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009
Stepfather by minerva's-kitten reviews
Albus wants to marry Minerva. There is only one catch...he has to win over her daughters before he can propose. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Kat and Fi by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Harry is about to learn just where Minerva McGonagall comes from. He'll also help Minerva's mother get she and Albus together. After all...what are meddling mother's for? XD ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 51,435 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Emmett Annoys Lord Voldemort by Jessikinz reviews
Okay, so, we know that Emmett is one Mischievous vampire, well, what happens when he finds a list of ways to annoy Lord Voldemort? Read and find out. Chapters probably won't be long, cuz, this is just 'fun way to pass the time' story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Voldemort, Emmett
Locked In The Broom Cabinet by Ilse O'Hara reviews
I know it's been done before...Minerva and Albus stuck in a confined space. Let's see what happens : Rated T for language. Not to be taken seriously...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Messing Around With Lockheart by McGonagallFan reviews
Snape and McGonagall mess around with Lockheart in the staff room. Inspired by Friends. R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Check Yes or No by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Albus remembers why you should check yes or no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Hereafter by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
What happens to Bellatrix and Rodolphus's daughter during the final battle? What is left of those she holds dear when the dust settles? This is a sequel to A Black Energy and the chapter is 5/5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Jasper, Alice, and Emmett by LivLifeForever reviews
title is pretty self-explanitory. 20 sure fire ways to annoy the hell out of Jasper Hale and his lovely Miss Alice Cullen. **NEW CAHPTER**- Big Bro Emmett Cullen gets his share of the Fun** Rated T for some implied stuff later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jasper, Alice
I Think You Died Then, I Think I Killed You by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
A drabble about two moments in Sirius’s and Bellatrix’s lives when they both come to the same conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Deadly Lullaby by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
Daddy, Mummy won't wake up." A normal day in the lives of the Black sisters may just change Bellatrix's life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bellatrix L., Cygnus B. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters and Voldemort by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Yes, I know there are 250billion others of these, but this is my version. A list of how to annoy Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Fenrir, Draco, Macnair, CrabbeAndGoyle, even Voldy himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
love discovered by tay-lynnSayCarlisleGoHmm reviews
How did carlisle and esme's love blossom? and What problems arise? find out inside.*lemons*. don't own em'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
If You Were Gay by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Emmett discovers the wonders of Avenue Q! One-shot. Fluff. Song fic.
Crossover - Twilight & Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Midnight Walks Through Hogwarts by McGonagallFan reviews
Some Gryffindors are walking through the corridors of the school at night. When Umbridge is about to discover them and probably take points who will save them better than McGonagall and Snape? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Severus is Shocked by minerva's-kitten reviews
Severus is asked to do something he'd really rather not. Then he witnesses something amazing. And Minnie and ARista always knew it was true.ADMM. Sucky summary but hopefully the story isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Mama Mia MMADness! by IAmCertainlyMMAD reviews
Hermione find Minerva's old journal. Spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Unholy Trinity by selmak reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Lives of Our Professors by MinervaTabby32 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione get to talking about the personal lives of professors. They speculate on relationships, children, and other areas that are none of their business. Minerva McGongall is listening in, and adds a few pieces of information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
To Bella And Cissy by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
My take on how Andromeda Black ran away from the life of a Pureblood daughter. Slightly different to others, I think. Features Ted Tonks, Narcissa and mentions of Bellatrix. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sorry About That by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Ever wondered how Severus Snape reacted when Harry bested Voldemort yet again in his 1st year? Rated for a small amount of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Hogwarts Love Triangle? by Bil reviews
Rita Skeeter never did allow facts to get in the way of a good story. Albus is amused. Set during PS. AD, MM, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Can You Go Back Home? by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Not all of Albus's children are as perfect as people think. So we are left with the question can you go back home? Follow the dates up to a moment of exposure that shocked the Golden Trio into silence to find out. ADMM and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Do I Know You? by amaXdear reviews
What exactly was going through Jasper's head when he met Alice? Just a short little bit of fluff about when they meet, and the first time she convinces him to go 'vegetarian.' JUST A ONESHOT! Stop adding it to your alert list, nothing's gonna happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Jolly Holiday by dhawthorne reviews
A filk to the Mary Poppins song "Jolly Holiday". Bert is played by Albus, Mary is played by Minerva. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Badly Needed Potion by the goofball reviews
*oneshot* Where do you go if your potion is not helping you the way it should? Minerva needs help and Severus is in for a surprise. Be warned: very explicit het slash sex ahead! Don't like it, don't read it! I guess OOC-ness should be mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Troubled Minerva by Miss Red Tartan reviews
A troubled Minerva breaks down, who will be there to help her find the pieces of her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Hogwart's Staff and The Computer by Streeper1 reviews
this is just a small idea that popped into my head. Some of the staff at Hogwart's are looking at a computer site lots of mmad and some rhss
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Don't Talk To Strangers by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
R&R please. Set before Bellatrix goes to Azkaban. One of the first lessons a mother teaches her child. When Nymphadora Tonks is five, and she goes to the park on her own, she learns the consequences in no other form than her Auntie Bella... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Harry Potter style by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Woo! The Harry Potter version of Twelve Days of Christmas sing along if you want. Features Harry, Ron, Hermione, Remus, Dobby, Sirius, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Voldemort, Luna, Draco and JK herself. Minor, unimportant spoilers. Please review. Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Minerva's Hope by Miss Red Tartan reviews
What happens when Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape share an experience?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause by White Scaramouche reviews
A seemingly trivial fundraiser stirs up much more than expected. Inspired by those matchmaker fundraisers they have in highschool. MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Mending of a Broken Heart by Miss Red Tartan reviews
Minerva in devasted after Lord Voldemort reveals her dirty little secret, who will be able to mend her broken heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Glad I Wore This by Quill of Minerva reviews
Sequel to I’m not wearing this. Minerva decides that she should thank Albus for keeping up the family tradition. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
I'm Not Wearing That by Quill of Minerva reviews
Albus discovers that there are ups as well as downs when married to a Scotswoman. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Catfight by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Ever wondered what became of Dolores Umbridge after Kingsley Shacklebolt became Minister for Magic?Just a short fic showing what happens when dear Dolores and Minerva McGonagall accidentally meet. Set some time after LV's downfall, DH CANON COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
The Binding by Miss Red Tartan reviews
Minerva is forced to bind herself to her enemy but will they remain enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Compromising Position by beMMADfabulous reviews
Someone's accidentally had too much to drink, leading them and a certain someone into a compromising position! ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Word Association by Burning Bones reviews
MMAD. Rolanda gets Minerva to play the 'word association' game, and unearths a secret, much to Minerva's displeasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Second Chances by Mystical Magician reviews
WickedHP crossover. After being flung, nearly dead, into a new world, Elphaba fashioned a life for herself as one Minerva McGonagall. A new arrival threatens to shatter the second chance she worked so hard to attain. ADMM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Minerva M., Elphaba T. - Complete
Summer by She's a Star reviews
This is what it's like to begin. [GilesJenny]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/16/2007 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
Substituting Trevor by Aphelionite reviews
Set during PoA: McGonagall and Snape have a teensy weensy falling out... he he.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2007 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] Severus S. - Complete
Red Lipstick by Always Hopeful reviews
Before Minerva and Albus' first date, Pomona tells Albus what thee things to look for to see if Min is excited... Her outfit, her hair, and... Red lipstick? ONE SHOT! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Mum's the Word by skiniminni reviews
Albus's mother comes to stay with him unannounced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Upside Down by Miss Red Tartan reviews
What happens when Minerva McGonagall inherits her niece?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Ultimate Trickster by Weezle13 reviews
One Shot. Who was the ultimate trickster of Hogwarts. Now not a one shot 2nd chapter is Minerva's reaction. Enjoy reading. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
35 ways to annoy McGonagall by AlbinoMonkeyC reviews
Title says all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Lioness, the Snake and the School Nurse by MQ1 reviews
The two most feared Professor's are scared of who?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Watching Them Dance by Kiss-This2010 reviews
Summary: It is after Dumbledore's funeral and Harry, Ron, Hermione, Lupin, and Tonks see Minerva McGonagall sitting alone. Stories are told about a secret couple in the depths of Hogwarts. MMAD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007
Trapped by something-like-love reviews
Albus and Minerva are trapped in a closet. Together. Let's see how they handle it, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Oops by Always Hopeful reviews
COMPLETE! ONESHOT! Minerva comes to class five minutes late, it's all Albus' fault blast his talented hands and lips, and the students notice something.... odd.... Hehe. HAWINK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Who Am I? by Always Hopeful reviews
During the final battle with Lord Voldemort, Minerva is hit by a flying spell and forgets who she is. Can Albus and the rest of the Hogwarts staff help her to remember who she is? And will Albus find the courage to tell her he loves her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,634 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Pranked by Queenbeth2 reviews
Sirius and Harry are bored. Very bored. So with a phone they wreak havoc on an unsuspecting being. Yes I'm very bored. No I don't have any sanity whatsoever and yes this is just me being...me. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Magical Mess Remover by Alexannah reviews
Minerva's 'friends' lock her and Professor Dumbledore in the traditional setting for snog sessions. Will sparks fly? And what sort? ADMM [Drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
She Giggled and Blushed by SherbetKitty reviews
At the Christmas Feast of '91, someone is tipsy while someone else becomes jealous...ADMM. ONESHOT. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Fluid by Kitty Ryan reviews
“I think you will find,” Crane sniffed, “that a Dedicate’s vows of poverty do forfeit one’s means of purchasing…hair dyes.” At Winding Circle, a lot of things change in 20 years. Others stay just the same. Slash if you squint. Maybe.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by shadowycat reviews
Severus Snape disapproves of the use of mistletoe in the holiday decorations, and Minerva McGonagall decides to try to change his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Albus and The Sleeping Beauty by Amandah Leigh reviews
HBP Spoilers. This takes place during and after the Final Battle between Harry Potter and Voldemort. Find out what happens to McGonagall, Dumbledore, the Weasleys, Hermione, Harry and everyone else. HUGEly ADMM. Written PreDH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Itch of Sirius by Queenbeth2 reviews
Sirius has an itch that nobody wants to scratch. Much like Order of the Owls this makes no sense. And includes someone being turned into a rock. JUST READ IT! Recomended for those that are hyper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P.
Truth Beyond Memory by shadowycat reviews
Minerva McGonagall has a good life: a job she loves, dear friends, a comfortable home, and a passionate relationship with the much younger Severus Snape. Indeed, life is very good...until her past comes back and threatens to take it all away. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,945 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Marriage Of? by Lady Angharad reviews
Once again, Albus Dumbledore takes the fall for the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Order of the Owls! by Queenbeth2 reviews
THIS IS THE RESULT OF LITTLE SLEEP MIXED WITH HP! Basically Harry starts his own order. The Order of the Owls! With Ron, Hermy, and Ginny. They come up with a strange plot to kill Voldie. this has no real plot and it just good for a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Longing Of Motherhood by Always Hopeful reviews
ONE-SHOT...IS COMPLETE! Minerva is feeling down because she has no children. Can Albus ease her pain and give her what she's wanted for a long time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Mrs McGonagall Comes For A Visit by Quill of Minerva reviews
Cecile McGonagall pays her daughter and new husband a visit. Sequel to Meeting Mrs. McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Meeting Mrs McGonagall by Quill of Minerva reviews
Albus goes to visit Minerva after her release from St. Mungo’s. He wants to discuss some very important things with her but instead he meets her mother, who has some serious concerns for her daughter’s future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Inappropriate Goat reviews
One Shot! See what happens behind closed doors at the Headquarters of the Order of the Pheonix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A night of passion gone awry by TeleriMaiden reviews
repost: Voldermort's gone, Dumbledore's unconcious, and McGonagall is left looking after a half dead Severus Snape. Then one thing leads to another, and the consequences of that night... need i say more[Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,880 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Picture Perfection by minni reviews
Minerva and Albus decide to clean their attic and come across a rather interesting photograph...pg-13 to be safe. one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
What You Need, Want, Require by binkykiatch reviews
“Well,” Albus said, scanning the letter. “What do you desire, wish for, want and require?” he asked, failing to restrain his amusement. Minerva is trapped in the Room of Requirement. Just what exactly does she require? One shot ADMM goodness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Tabby and Prongs, Jr by Jestana reviews
There are plenty of 'Snape-saves-Harry-from-the-Dursleys' fics, but what about McGonagall? Wouldn't she be a better choice? Here's a possibility. COMPLETED 9-29-03
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
The Day the Circus Came to Town by Kitty Ryan reviews
An entry for the Tortall100 challenge. When Rosethorn met Lark.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Complete
That's Preposterous by Freelancer reviews
Rita Skeeter has learned something about Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall, and now the whole wizarding world is going to know, too!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Left and Up, or Straight Ahead? by M. Scott Eiland reviews
An alternate version of Passion, where a choice by Jenny causes a major change in the course of events in the Buffyverse.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2001 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
Musings of a Gypsy Vampire by M. Scott Eiland reviews
Jenny reflects on how things have changed. Fifth story in my Straight Ahead universe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2001 - Calendar, J., R. Giles - Complete
One Nights Passion by Merlyn reviews
[Completed] We find out about James Potter's real parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2000 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
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Always My Doctor reviews
The Doctor and Rose reflect on their feelings for each other. Will they ever meet again? Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Companions Returned reviews
Companions from the New Series return to the TARDIS but how and why? We'll find out and there may be more than one twist... tweet tweet tweet. Completely cannon pairings and many many characters. 11, Amy, Rory, River, Captain Jack, Rose, 10.2 (John Smith), Jackie, Pete, Tony, Martha, Mickey, Donna, Wilf, Sarah Jane, Luke, K9 and Jenny. please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - 11th Doctor
The Life of Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
The title says it all, this is how I picture Bella's life, it jumps to important events but I try to make sure you roughly know the year. The rating changes per chapter, most T some will be M. R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bellatrix L.
Bella's Dream reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is having nightmares! Read and find out what features in the dream's of the craziest woman ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Edward or Cedric which is he? reviews
This story takes place after BD and DH. All characters cept the ones that have died previously . I suck at summarries. Please Read and Reveiw.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
I Kissed a Vamp reviews
This is the song "I Kissed a Girl" By Katy Perry changed to "I Kissed a Vamp" hope you like it plz r&r.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete