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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1939706, Profile Updated: 09-18-13
Author has written 1 story for Star Wars, and Familiar of Zero.

Well then, I suppose this is the part where I talk about me. I always find this part weird, since I'm essentially talking to no one and everyone at the same time. It’s kind of like walking into a silent room blindfolded. There could be 200 people listening to me, or no one at all.

Luckily, I'm the kind of person who occasionally talks to himself, so I have no problems blathering on, even if no one out there is listening.

Moving on... I'm a sci-fi fan, and enjoy just about anything with a touch of sciency jargon in it. More recently (last two years or so) I've gotten into a ton of fantasy stuff. Stuff I'd never really paid much attention to before, but now am jumping into with full abandon. This clashing of sci-fi and fantasy is evident in the only story I have up at this time.

Apparently the last time this Bio was updated was all the way back in 2009, and while artifacts of the bio can be found in the beginning of this one, I scrapped the rest because it was stupid. You're welcome.

I really have nothing relevant to say after that.

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Stargate Physics 101 by DRMacIver reviews
The diary of one of the Ancients responsible for designing the original Stargates is discovered. Some things that were previously thought to be fundamental features of wormhole physics turn out not to be. Tantalising new information about the Furlings is discovered. This is primarily a comedy about the importance of software testing and mass-extinction.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/3/2015
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
The Heretic reviews
Louise summons light side Sith Sorcerer, healer, Dark Council member, and heretic Darth Imperious. Of course, there will be scheming. This story was primarily written as a writing exercise. Feedback is appreciated but not technically necessary. As will all Familiar of Zero crossovers, bear in mind the chance of it getting finished are about the same odds as winning the lottery.
Crossover - Star Wars & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sith I., Louise
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