MArmas616
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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1939760, Profile Updated: 01-01-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

If your are offended by the foul language read An Angel's Farewell. If you like the fact that women can curse without blushing, then read Frequency. I do not apologize for my words, or what I do with the Twilight characters. I love reviews, but what shameless, self whoring author doesn't.

Pointless information:

I have had the same best friend for eighteen years.

I take in any stray animal if it will allow me.

I believe you get out of life what you put into it.

I think there is nothing better in life than a babies laughter.

I love baking.

Useful information:

I have a published poetry book titled "LIFE! simply put" (you can Google it -Edward Cullen)

I am a sahm of three kids.

I work as a sales director/event corridantor to a local catering company.

I am going to school to get an associates degree in health care. Thinking of following up for my Bacholors in Psycology. Never know I could be the next mindfucker PhD. (Angstgoddess003, 2009, Wide Awake)

I took an online insane test that told me I was 60 percent insane and bound for the loony bin.

Favorite Quotes:

"Normal is simply a setting on a dryer."

"Happiness isn't the final destination- it's the journey."


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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14093 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 6,903 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5792 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,642 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,356 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice's Jasper, Edward's Bella by LyricalKris reviews
Bella had lost everything, including her purpose in life. Jasper had lost everything, including his freedom. Prison is an unlikely place to find happiness again, but two broken souls will recognize each other in the most unexpected of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,647 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Bet by summerleigh81 reviews
Playboy Edward makes a bet that he can get any girl, but when that girl turns out to be Bella things get a little out of hand. He's intrigued by her, but she only sees him as a player. What happens when she finds out she's pregnant? LEMONS AH OOC CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,547 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The window to a ff addict's soul by jwebb78 reviews
Bella is addicted to fanfiction and is missing something in her life. This is her story. Can her husband Edward help her with this, or will he get scared off? I suck at summaries. If you are under 18 or do not like lemons or language DO NOT READ. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The sound of your voice by marie0912 reviews
A boy with a passion lost moves away with his parents in a desperate attempt to cope with his deafness and meets a girl who speaks before she thinks. Forks is a place with dark secrets that slowly unveils, the kids hiding both past, present and future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,519 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Cullen Design Firm by mystycblue reviews
Bella works for Alice at Cullen Design, where she meets Edward Cullen. Edward goes to work for Alice after the loss of his beloved wife Angela. How do you embrace the future, without letting go of the past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,015 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Gemini by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young philosopher with a temper, she's a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,141 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Different Moon by summerleigh81 reviews
A rendition of New Moon. Edward 'leaves' differently changing how things happen. Can he really be gone forever and can Bella have the normal life he wanted for her? Sometimes the journey we take is very different, but the destination is the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,319 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Stripped by punkfarie reviews
Edward and Bella both nearly lose their lives when they lose their first loves. Can they find a reason to live in each other or will their relationship send one of them over the edge? OOC, ExB, AH. Rated M. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,045 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Star Mile by Malmo722 reviews
Bella and Edward are two young college students that are just trying to make it through life while discovering who they are and what they want. They drift through love, loss, heartache and all the wonderful things that life throws there way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,274 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Jane by LoreliD reviews
As Jane burns at the stake convicted of witchcraft; she vows vengeance upon her accuser. Once she joins the Volturi, Jane's sweet revenge is within reach - Indies Winner, 2010 Eddies Nominee M / graphic violence Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jane - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 628 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whatever the Lady Wants by einfach mich reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating for three months, but they are experiencing issues. Bella thinks that her ex-boyfriend might be able to help. Will her decision make or break their relationship? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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An Angels Farewell reviews
After falling in love with Edward, Bella learns things are not always as they seem. Soon after the death of a classmate, Bella begins to be haunted by unknown spirits. Is death really final or just the beginning of a different life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,769 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Frequency reviews
Bella and Edward are both new in Forks. They also realize they both share a unique gift. Read as they learn how to quiet the outside world inside their minds. AH, OOC, B/E Rated MA/NC-17 for language and explicit content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,608 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Devil Incarnate reviews
Alice falls in love with the sexy singer Jasper Hale. But does Jasper love her the same way? Alice thinks not. She spies on her beloved via MySpace, only to be dumped for the fake MySpace girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Childhood Obsession reviews
Edward is stalked by his childhood friend after he discontinues their friendship. Rated MA for adult content, AH, OOC, Edward and mystery girl, who's the stalker? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward - Complete