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wow this is blank and indimitating. i had another account b/f so i'm not a complete noob. u can call me bree. right now i'm a lurker but i'll post stuff at some point. i created this account b/c this one will have some heavier stuff prob'ly which i did not feel comfortable putting on another account (penname always-kh) which had stuff with lower ratings. u can try contacting me on here but i'm not a compulsive email checker so good luck.
gender: look at the penname. what do you think?
This is so cute and true!
I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.
If you cry, I cry...
If you laugh, I laugh...
If you fight, I fight...
If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss you
funny quote type things:
(gotta love it)
-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.
-Next Time Someone Says: "Sticks And Stones Will Break My Bones, But Words Can Never Hurt Me."... HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY
-A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail, and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"
q &a thing
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? i don't think i have any; i've never got any stitches... i think.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? i had to take down my posters so nothing right now but i'd love to get a red jumpsuit apparatus poster i love that band
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? snore. or so i've been told.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? rock mostly but i'll try about anything
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? nope
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? uh i'm pretty content wouldn't complain if i was a better writer though ;P
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? i have various stuffed animals from family members... i don't really know. I've never really been attached to objects unless they somehow have deep sentimental value and i tend to lose things
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5ft 5
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? on occasion
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No, not usually
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't like perfume. and i'm a girl soo if u mean for me i guess i like anything that's not overwhelming
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't know! who cares? not me. if u like him does it matter? nope.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? umm.. idk
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?Ice cream cake
19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? umm i'm gonna get a laptop so that i guess
20. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? No, not really.
21. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I could honestly care less.
22. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep.
23. WHAT KIND IS IT? birds and a dog
24. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I don't know, maybe? but that sounds angsty much
25. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Um, tell them? duh.
26. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? wha?
27. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? uhh i'm pretty easygoing so it takes alot but my brother tho technically he's not a what...
28. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? yes
29. YOUR WEAKNESSES? not saying
30. FIRST JOB? nature center
31. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?no
32.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? on the internet duh
33. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I don't think so. Maybe when I was little, but I can't remember.
34. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? o.O idk
35. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? yeah
36. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? laptop or cash or itunes all are awesome
37. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I don't know!... if any... i just don't want a huge family like some of those families with 8 kids i say god bless em i say 'cause i couldn't handle that. maybe 2.
38. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? a song
39. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? no
40. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever kind my mom buys.
41. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? nah
42. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham!!
43. ANY BAD HABITS? probly
44. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? why would i have it on my shelf then? o.O
45. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listening to "Burn it to the Ground" and "Side of a Bullet" by Nickelback
46. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? didn't have one
47. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? no idea
48. DO YOU USE SARCASM? I'm a teenager. We all do.
49. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? The mac and cheese
50. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? If they like me for who I am
51. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? kay. and a few others but i'm not saying those
52. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cookie dough
53. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? I don't know...their face? hair maybe? oh and height cause i'm too tall for a girl so i'm taller than a lot of the shrimps i hang with
54. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? uhn maybe 'forever 17' by zoegirl or there's a few by superchick that are good dealing with guys, eating disorders (because one of them had one), and other things
55. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? blond
56. EYE COLOR? blue
57. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No, not really
58. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? my bday maybe
59. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? independant
60. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs, unless the kisses are Hershey
61. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, duh!
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy? Axel (and squall but he was a ff character first so i'm going with a new original kh character here.)
2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine (though i also like yuffie but she was also a ff character first soo)
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? umm I can't for the life of me keep all the organization people straight the only ones i know are roxas, luxlord, marly, demyx, axel, larxene, and zexion so because of that i can't specifically pick one if i don't know his name so that leaves... Seifer though whichever org member it is with the eye patch and scar irritates the hell outta me with his whole way of speaking
4. your least favorite kh girl? why? ummm this one's a lot tougher prob'ly larxine. but i don't really hate any of the kh girls. and the reason for larx is because she beat up on Nami.
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) ... any one where axel appears oh and hollow bastion and the other world where you so yuffie and squall...er...leon... i hate that name
6. Least Favorite World? maybe... hmm halloween town and some of the others that i think really don't add to the plot. 100 acre wood's another example.
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Oblivion
8. Least Favorite Weapon? Any of Donald's staffs
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) ummm... i got nuthin
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) I never used forms...
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) AxelxNamine! also really like namora (nami and sora it is not a crack pairing! glares then bursts into laughter)
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? AkuRoku. fangirl pairing explains it all.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. umm which pairings count as crack? oh I read a good megxRiku one.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? AkuRoku. Talk about weird. And stupid. (sorry to those who like those pairings but I don't like yaoi or yuri. At all. don't write it. won't write it. don't ask. also won't read it.)
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? AkuRoku. ...this is getting old. ... God ADD sux. don't know if i'll be able to finish this thing.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Donald. Goofy can't do crap.
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? I believe Xemnas places more trust in Saix than any other member (he's like the 2nd in command or something so DUH), but if you're referring to XemSai, then no!
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No. Hair in front of face does not equal emo. Besides, um, an emo Nobody? Is that possible...? tho i'd love to see it snorts
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? No. Pink Hair =/= Gay. Nor is he a child molester... probabally (sorry i couldn't resist)
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No. Full of flaws? hell yeah! (i hate her giggle.)
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Olette, because Namine belongs to Axel. X3 and namixas is soo boring in my opinion sorry. though... olette belongs to hayner but I still dislike namixis...namaxos... namixas?... (how the hell do you spell that pairing name?) more
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? umm... what is this somethin i should know or just some wierd name for somethin-- someone please fill me in
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Absolutely not. Couldn't have KH2 without it. and it has more axel and nami there just isn't enough of either one maybe the new game will have more...
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Axel. At least I'd die happy.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Namine. Because.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? ummmmmmmm... drawing a blank
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Alas, I have not. I'd like to cos Namine, maybe. Then again, I have Axel's body shape kinda (my god for a guy he has a waist or hips not sure which but he has an hourglass figure) sooo...
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? That's hard. Demyx fleeing from the scene
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? i don't own the games but i've seen all the clips yeah it's sad i don't have the system or the money for it though
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Elaboration on Organization XIII, of course. :)
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner
32. Zexion or Marluxia? Marluxia... zexy looks better but he's so fricken annoying! the whole cloaked schemer thing
33. Riku or Roxas? Riku
34. Roxas or Sora? sora. duh
35. Axel or Demyx? Axel. Fire beats water any day. though i'd love adding something some little oneshot about some bad experience w axel and water... fire and water don't mix
36. Kairi or Larxene? kairi
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Neither. Oops, broke the rules.
38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Neither. there I go again. but i find zemyx stupid personally 'cause they're 'opposites' but umm well just no. there's a good youtube vid somewhere i'll have to get the link to share my views on it...
40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai. anything's better than yaoi... even if both guys are hot
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu. so cute.
42. Cloud or Leon? OMG I HATE YOU CLOUD! make up ur damn mind (choose one of the girls- aerith and tifa are both all over him) and stop running from poor teef! so Leon.
43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi, it seems to have more chemistry
44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Passion. i think. how's it go? the only one i can remember is simple and clean it's good but some of the others are better
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!)
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) HAH. Lessee. Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Riku, squall cause i will call him that!, maybe sora but not really, maybe cloud... god this is sad but i hope i didn't miss any
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? umm ones i know. i love the final fantasy characters
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Uh. Duh. Kairi/Namine/Xion/Aqua, anyone? How 'bout Roxas/Sora
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? I want me some Orgy XIII...but i don't like xion cuz she messes with all the fanfic i'm writing so i'm ignoring her.
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. Longer and more hot guys. :3
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? AXELOMGLOL :fangirl: I dunno. Maybe reliving all the Disney worlds that I grew up watching. who came up w/ that? i never woulda especially the ff characters that show up... they're still missing reno and vince in there though... anyway i loved it but the princesses kinda ticked me off 'cept belle! ha elbowing that member in the gut PRICELESS i watched that one on repeat on youtube
I finished!! ha! triumphant music plays in background (lolz)
what org 13 thinks abt you quiz (my results)
Xemnas: Thinks you are a good member.
then a second one i'm the bratty type ;P
Xenmas,Xigbar,vexen, lexaeus,saix, and luxord all say: kill her --wow starts running only one i'd give a damn what he thought of me on that list is luxlord others idc
Type: Fall Girl
I. Xemnas: "A very sweet girl, but I have the feeling other members might try to take advantage of her."
ehhh i sound like nami. maybe that's the idea.
I'm: Alice Cullen You are Alice Cullen. Your ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn't diminish your bubbly optimism. You are a force to be reckoned with -- anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against Alice.--cool she's definitely my favorite female character from twilight
okay some sad stuff:
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
--In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost
I got this poem and the other thing below from another author's page
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Mommy i am only 8 inches long but i have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have alot of it. I spend alot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just...One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am a Christian but I hate all those who call themselves christians and then hate on others for any reason: religion, sexual orentation (gay, straight, bi, etc), or anything else. you don't have to agree with how other ppl live or what they believe but u do need to respect them as ppl!!
Hate crimes can be perpetrated for any reason for any prejudice you hold against another group. they need to end! if you believe this post it in your profile!
When people are harrased in school because of their sexual orentation something is wrong! We need to stop it. It doesn't matter what you think about the issue. These are still people getting harrased because of the way they live, it is still discrimination!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
(I got this from someone else's proflie- it's not mine the ones in bold are the ones i usually am judged as/labeled as-- I hate labeling!)
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If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father and the glory of Heaven.
oh and: my mother chose life how about yours? Abortion stops hearts from beating; call it what you like it doesn't change the facts. a fetus is not just a part of its mother's body it has its own DNA and its own life. and there are adoption centers out there-- many women chose abortion because they think it's the only way; it is not.
In case you need proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a food processor:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3.. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ...do we use answering
8.. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures
10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.-- yeah i've commented on that b/f i find it hilarous but not as funny as this: a blind man tried to drive a car, crashed it into a wall, and then tried to sue someone... i hope he didn't win... america's sue happy
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do"practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?-- or why they gave kamichaze pilots helmets?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?--lol i love this one
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while..