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Author has written 2 stories for Companions Quartet, and Harry Potter.
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Regular Day in Olympus by LunarScorpion reviews
A series of one shots of a typical day in Olympus. it's mainly Poseidon and Athena arguing because i think it's funny. and there's other random stuff thrown in.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
The Past is in the Past by Chibi Nagisa Sakura reviews
She was 3; he was 17, she was 22; he was 17, when she was 30; he was 17. Both are awkward with others, her more than him. He annoys her but she couldn't help but love him. First the rules broke his heart, then time passing by broke hers. Their pointless fighting all for nothing. They knew from the start it wasn't going to work out but they still gave it their best shot.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,787 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Cat of El Cajon by bump-in-the-night1990 reviews
"I want you to show off." His voice is low and steady. "Show me that you're confident. Show me speed. Agility." Arya finds herself watching Gendry's full lips as he speaks, mesmerized by every word. "Show me that you know exactly what you're doing. Instinct. Precision."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C., Gendry
Never Mix Personal With Business by The Atlantean reviews
Elsa is Jack's boss. The only problem is that Jack is madly in love with her. Will Elsa return his feelings? Or will Jack end up having unrequited love? Modern with no powers. Jelsa and Kristanna.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 124,854 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 164,621 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Picture Perfect: The Aftermath Of What Was Before by Kiva Taliana reviews
Following on from Merlin's sudden awakening, the people in his life are forced to reassess their boundaries and while Arthur desperately fights to get his job back he discovers that his talents mean there is more to him that just his job title. And while all that goes on Arthur and Merlin still have to face what happened, and what they did for each other.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,324 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Just Because Of A Letter by BeautifulEscapades18 reviews
Just because of a letter, Annabeth—a novelist—searches for the person who wrote it. Just because of a letter she changes a life. Just because of a letter she found Percy Jackson. Just because of a letter, she fell in love. AU. OOC. R&R. Eat while reading.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,611 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Angel of Isolation by etia-nightwind reviews
Nico di Angelo's seriously in denial. But when Annabeth Chase and Connor Stoll are kidnapped, Nico, Percy, and several other campers must team up to save their friends. The slimmest hope for survival depends on Nico, who must face his inner demons and confront his true feelings for the son of Poseidon. Set between series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Nico A., Percy J.
Texts, Meetings and Matters of the Literal Heart by Vividpast reviews
SLASH! Modern AU. 'Hi, I'm Merlin. Got your number by scrambling mine. I'm extremely bored. Who are you? ' was the text Arthur received at 3 AM. In which there are not-so-clever retorts, unnecessary angsts and a very cliché plot. What more can you wish for?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,282 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20136 - Favs: 13,091 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
If I Hypothetically Pushed My Destiny into Traffic by Feather Ice reviews
He's failing calculus, his mother has vanished again , he doesn't know WHAT the rugby team will do when they get their hands on him, and now there's a dragon that keeps prattling on about destiny. Still, today wasn't really a bad day until the biggest prat in school discovered Merlin's secret—he's got a talent for more than trouble. But really, Arthur, it's not magic! Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Social Networking Encourages Stalkerish Tendencies by SecretForKeeps reviews
Arthur/Merlin Modern AU. In which Merlin is an adorable nerd and Arthur becomes a bit of an internet stalker. And everyone is on tumblr.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Meet the Merlins by merlinandfreyaFTW reviews
No slash. The potion has taken Morgana, Arthur, Gwen, and the knights into Merlin's mind. There, they meet different personalities of Merlin they hadn't even suspected he had. There's Cheerful Merlin, Angsty Merlin, Arrogant Merlin, Wise Merlin and more. But where's their Merlin? They need to find him. To do that they need Emrys. Meanwhile, Dark Merlin had plans of his own...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
A Silver Lining by Forever Cullen reviews
When Arthur was down on his luck he never thought he would find all he would ever want just by walking into a coffee shop
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
ABC, Easy Than 123 by TheDaughterOfHades reviews
Drabble's with Tratie! :D Rated T because I don't know what to put...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
Past Indiscretions by My Devils Advocate reviews
Merlin quits his job as a porn star to have a shot at a normal life. He wants love, a normal job & all the trimmings. He gets hired as Lawyer Arthur's assistant & the two fight over everything. What happens when Arthur finds out about his past? SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,749 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by MermaidGirl34 reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The 5th of September by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
"THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T WANT A PIECE OF YOU MALFOY!" "I beg to disagree." Then I remembered back to fourth year when I saw him shirtless for the first time and wanted to jump on him, annoyingly, he may have a point there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Bad Dreams by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
"I do believe that that was the first time you have called me by my first name when you haven't been on the verge of an emotional breakdown, extremely angry, or half drunk" "When have I ever been drunk?" "I said HALF drunk." REMAINING INCOMPLETE UNTIL STATED OTHERWISE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
wrapped in the blanket of the night sky by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
INCOMPLETE:I messed this fic up totally, read if you dare. The day that one of the Weasleys goes rogue is the day they invent flashing broomsticks that call Voldemorts name upon scoring a goal. That was until Rose Weasley met the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,685 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Regretfully, I Introduce My Human Jukebox by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
This was Sirius Black, unfortunately for me, he came as a sort of 'buy on get one free' deal with James. I was wondering if he actually had anything in his damn head or if it was just filled to the brim with dust and James? Or James playing in the dust..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Beauty in Violence by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Sequel to 'Three Words'. At the end of the day, all they have is each other. Always and forever. -discontinued-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,173 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ever Fallen In Love? by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
Have you ever fallen in love? I mean for real, the whole shebang, fireworks, tears, mood swings, fights, laughter and making her feel the luckiest girl on the planet even though in actual fact you are a bit of a tosser? No? Me either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Drunken Headteacher by Falcon97 reviews
Title says it all, Nero has a bit to much to drink and well, read it and find out :D Please review!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven - Complete
April Fool's Day At HIVE by Falcon97 reviews
Yes, I am aware that it isn't April Fool's day yet, but I couldn't be bothered to wait for months before posting this fanfic. Various characters at H.I.V.E. get pranking on the first of April. Please review!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven - Complete
Random HIVE Fanfics: A Series Of One Shots by Falcon97 reviews
Yep, here are a series of one-shots by me! Only one up at the moment, but more to come! Some are humour, others will be tragedy and some fluffy, with the fav HIVE pairings of course.I will warn you of any spoilers as well :D
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011
Once Upon a Pigeon's Prom by pigeonattack reviews
Ah, prom. Shelby deems it a miracle. Laura says it's a disaster. Nigel declares a state of emergency. For Otto, it's amusement. For Wing, it's confusion. For Franz, it's a pot of gold. Alas for poor Nero, who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Generation Beta by DiamondNinja914 reviews
Tally Malpense wakes up on a helicopter with a strange Asian girl named Michelle Fanchu, who recently found out her parents are, in fact, not lawyers. Contains offspring of Otto/Laura, Wing/Shelby, Nigel/Mystery and Franz/Mystery. Possible mild language.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Otto M., Laura B.
Capacitance by Wolvinheart reviews
Modern non!magic!genius AU Merlin has always been special, in some way or another. Or: Merlin is a genius, Arthur is a prat, and they live happily ever after.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
11 o'clock by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
"GET OVER EVANS ALREADY PRONGS, YOU WON THE BET, YOU KISSED HER, NOW GO SNOG MCKINNON OR SOMEONE, DO WHATEVER, JUST STOP MOPING. MERLIN'S STRIPEY THONG." James kissed Lily. Lily kissed James. But then Hogwarts ended forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Son of Neptune by winonabcd reviews
My version of the son of Neptune. A little different than other stories, since Percy travels to find Camp Half-Blood with two Roman friends and not Annabeth and the gang picking him up. Not great with summaries, so uh, enjoy! WRITTEN BEFORE TSON CAME OUT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,725 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Life Skills by MaryAliceBrandonWhitlockCullen reviews
What happens when our favorite Alphas have to experience a fake parenthood? Not just any though. A shot administered makes their child, created by professor Pike, increadibly realistic. Will they find love at last? Laura/Otto Shelby/Wing. I OWN NOTHING
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Wing F., Shelby T.
Things That Dont Mix: Evans and Firewhiskey by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
"Did you hear a word I said?" "Were you talking about llamas?" He tilted his head to the side and did his amazing lopsided grin, "Then nope, didn't hear a bean."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pumpkin Juice? by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
Lily Evans, LI-ILY EVANS, Lily flower, Lily kins or just plain Lily, apart from she wasn't, fate works in a weird way. 'Please don't ask questions please don't ask questions' she thought to herself. "Evans?" Dammit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I LOVE HER by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
"I can't do this anymore Padfoot" I sighed resolutely chucking the red stained cloth into the fire, it spat out sparks as I sighed again, "Lily, I think I'm going to have to give up,"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What She Had Just Witnessed by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
After that moment has past another one follows that generally leaves everyone gawking and is the turning point in many a bloke's sexuality. This is when you swear you hear music playing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Marauders - Complete
There's the Sun and Then There's the Moon by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
there's fire and then there's ice, there's up and then there's down, there's hot and then there's cold, there's love and then there's hate, there's night and then there's day, there's Rose Weasley and then there's Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
When It Dawned On Me by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
Black had Potter in a headlock whilst Potter was waving his arms around haphazardly, Remus of course was standing a good few metres away from the pair as they zig zagged and staggered slowly down the hill. I smiled to myself... Wait what?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Inkling by Naisa reviews
Arthur is feeling the stresses and strains of being temporary King, so Gwaine takes him out for a drink...or seven. Never a good thing to do, errr, ever. Comedy one shot. Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Her Eyes (OLD) by WrittenAnonymous reviews
She shoved me against the wall, her hands grasping desperately at my shirt. "Rose," I said hoarsely, "we can't...I won't do this to you-" But it was too late; her lips crushed to mine and my words were cut off. It took me a moment to react. But I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Chicken Tikka and Muggle Rappers by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
He grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the noise which had started up again after I made a rude hand gesture at the muggle music player. "It knew who was boss," I muttered under my breath. WARNING: sense of humour/high tolerance needed, written ages ago
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Amortentia by Narcissa Durmstrang reviews
Rose Weasley hates Scorpius Malfoy but then why does she smell him in her Amortentia potion. Better yet why did he smell her? Best question of all: What are they going to do about it? Definately rated m! Two-shot. Please R&R. Recently reviewed and edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
To Marry One is to Marry All by Sam Storsky reviews
Lily's barely married to James for a week, when she realizes, he's part of a package!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I am Fabulous by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
Because I'm so sexily badass I make dementors look like a pet that you can put in a hamster wheel and watch run round the room. it is definitely most safe to say I'm so f****** gorgeous I give veela a run for their money. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Call it 'Destiny' by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Modern AU. Merlin is roped into doing a talk show with none-other than Arthur Pendragon, son of famous businessman Uther. Of course, they despise each other and argue non-stop until they realise that they're just a little bit in love with each other.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Pimp Cane by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
After the run in with Malfoy Sr. and Jr. at Flourish and Blotts, Harry ponders as to the purpose of Lucius' cane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Teaching in Time by OMG-Bannana reviews
Professor McGonagall has a job for Harry and Ginny... in 1977. Same Universe as Allie Dursley and Marauder's Top 25.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Better Together by verumficta reviews
Merlin & Arthur. Arthur tries to woo Merlin; who simply things he's a prat albeit a very charming and handsome one.*Modern!College AU*
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Learning How to Smile by Sushi Chi reviews
Merlin hates Valentine's Day and Arthur wants to be supportive. Modern Day AU Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Three Words, Eight Letters by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Or, at least, that's what the other thought. What will it finally take for them to realize that they were made for each other? Just three little words, eight simple letters. It'll just take a while to get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,051 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dear Arthur by redlily188 reviews
"Dear Arthur, I'm a warlock..." Merlin gets mad at Arthur and skips town. Merlin and Arthur exchange letters as Arthur tries to get him back. No slash. Full of humory goodness! Dedicated to Word-Stringer
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Maybe He Could Get Use to Living With This Guy by Raula reviews
This is my First Story. Dr. Nero wants to take Otto to the carnival, Otto doesn't want to go to the carnival. Sorry bad at summeries. My first time, don't hate me. Mark Walden owns characters and H.I.V.E I just dwell among them.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Maximilian N., Otto M. - Complete
Happy New Year by redlily188 reviews
Merlin spends the beginning of the New Year with a drunk Arthur. "I think we established that fact four hours ago, sire. You know, when everybody yelled 'Happy New Year'. That was back when you knew who you were." Rated K plus for alcohal suggestion.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Job Interview from Hell by WinterStorrm reviews
On the TV show 'The Apprentice' Merlin is a candidate and Arthur is a boardroom adviser. Will Merlin make it through the twelve weeks without hearing the immortal words, 'You're fired? Is he playing to win the job or Arthur's heart? Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,703 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Short Wands by Darlingpai reviews
Rose has a small wand. Rose tells Scorpius he has a small wand. Cute drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Doodles by lege et lacrima reviews
Modern AU. Merlin and Arthur get bored in class, and whip out their pens for a bit of fun. Rated "T" for "Teenage humour". - Legs -
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4178 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 4,211 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Accusations Fly by WinterStorrm reviews
New in town, relationship shy Arthur Pendragon meets Merlin Emrys and gets more than he bargained for. Is he setting himself up for a fall; or will the course of true love run smooth for once? Age difference. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
All Because of Alice by carsonists reviews
When Alice gets a song stuck in Edward's head, they continue to spread it to everyone who passes by. But why won't it get stuck in Bella's head? What will happen when they go to a Coldplay concert? Why have Victoria, James and Laurent come back to life?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
The Library Doesn’t Lead to Good Things? by Anna-Cate reviews
One-Shot. James finds Lily in the library. She needs help with her Transfiguration essay, and he is only too happy to help...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Final Battle kinda by tartanbanana reviews
My idea of how the final battle should have ended... please R R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Love Guru by Lily Orange reviews
What exactly will happen when Sirius decides to help Harry entrance Ginny with his magnificent advice on how to get girls to fall for you? Much hilarity, friendship, fun, embarrassment and romance, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Déjà vu by LyricDuckling reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to the common room, she had expected to find miscreants, instead she came upon a severe case of Déjà vu. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vita Nova by carolina-28 reviews
New life or new beginning. Everything changes for Arthur. Features matchmaking Morgana. Modern AU. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,112 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What happens when Larten watches Twilight by Warrior-Of-The-Undead reviews
Just a short little funny piece, what happens after Larten wathes Twilight Bella, Edward...you know! . Not much of a summary Im sorry...I am not good at summaries!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Vanez Blane - Complete
Aphrodisiac by White Replica reviews
Oh dear. It seems that there is quite a ruckus in H.I.V.E. Love potions, puberty, what's next?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Professor Layton: Question and Answer! by Evilsingingllama reviews
You ask questions, they give answers! What's that I see? Another crappy chapter, waiting to be read. Go on... Click on that button... You know you wanna read it... Prepare to be dissapointed!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
Such Sweethearts by Lily Orange reviews
How did James Potter and Lily Evans fall in love? And how did their friends fare romantically? Lily and James were not the only ones with a love/hate relationship...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,095 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Complete Misadventures of the Marauders by Lily Orange reviews
A hundred sets of lines James, Sirius and Lily have had to write in their time at Hogwarts documenting the stupid and downright hilarious things they did, set by none other than their Head of House Professor Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
The 12 Days of Christmas by DustfingerandXion reviews
12 drabbles in which Arthur and Merlin spend christmas together. SLASH. Merlin/Arthur. This series assumes that Arthur and Merlin are already together. AU, modern-day style.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Whit A Bit Of Lock by gangsterdorothy reviews
*For The Love Of Jasper One Shot Contest Entry* Doc Whitlock and Easy E are hosts of a late night radio love/life advice show. It's a typical night until they get a call from a woman in a prickly situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun and Games with the Marauders by KittyScarlet reviews
The marauders play various games, and have fun. Oh what joy. This includes chanting inapproprate things at Quidditch matchs, outbursts in Potions and much much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Jasper Vs The Rubix Cube by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Jasper attempts to solve a Rubix Cube...it doesn't end well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess by Arglefumph reviews
A chapter-by-chapter parody of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Caught Staring by battante reviews
oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
Snow by girliedragon reviews
Mm, fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Ukulele Conquerors reviews
"Sorry I'm late Professor Trelawney. I saw an Umgubular Slashkilter and was trying to see if it had a collar so I could return it to the owner." And so, Loopy Luna Lovegood skips over to the only seat available. The one directly opposite me. a teeny bit DxL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Deleted Scenes reviews
My little extra chapters for the books. CONNIEXCOL Contains spoilers, randomness, hilarity and sharpie markers. T just to be Safe.
Companions Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Connie, Col - Complete