Shiva491
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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1940247, Profile Updated: 03-01-12
Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi there. I'm Shiva491.

So yeah, I might add more to this profile later.

I've written two stories for pokemon, Fronteir Brains for a day or two and Gijinka.

Frontier Brains for a day or two was an idea that popped into my head one summer, several years ago, that I happened to write a chapter of. Looking back, I can't help but grimace a little at some of the writing. I might get back to it someday, as it was an interesting idea, but I probably won't.

I'm a little more serious about Gijinka. It started out, quite a while ago, when I saw a roleplaying thread using Gijinkas (I think it was called Gijinka Academy). While I remember the roleplaying itself was rather uninteresting, I liked the idea behind it, or rather, I liked the Gijinkas. I got quite a few ideas from that thread. Murkrow gets his hand-claws from the thread's starter's picture, and I also borrowed the antagonist, Darkrai, after seeing Gijinka's of him. There were several other ideas I got from that thread as well that I don't want to mention now, as they'd be spoilers.
However, as I said, the story didn't really hold my interest. It was a while later that I started drawing my own Gijinka. Sometimes, when I draw something, I think of a story to go with it, especially if it's a character. Without ever putting a word to paper, I came up with an original 4 characters, and a beginning that tied them all together.
One day, I wrote the first chapter, and put it up here. The second followed shortly thereafter. The summer of the next year, I wrote a third, and about a year after that, the current fourth. All that time I was drawing-now, I have 9 major characters that I definitely intend to put in, and two more that I might.
So I guess what I'm saying is: don't bother checking Gijinka every day...but if you like it, put it on your alert list, because it isn't dead yet.

Bodyswap is really best described by the author's note. As you might guess, I came from pokemon. It was a combination of reading about manaphy, 'its a small world after all' by Bri Nara (which is really funny (and light), by the way, and I recommend it-I was using it to recover from seven little killers (Also very good, but for a completely different reason. It's a well-written psychological thriller [plus gore, lots of it] that has given plenty of people nightmeres)), and 'The Great Elevator Massacre of 2010' (which is ridiculously hilarious. Probably the funniest hetalia fanfic I've ever read-you can find it on tvtropes fanfic recs), that first gave me the idea for this fic. While bodyswapping is a very common and cliche plot point for fanfic, and I had never done anything comedic before, I simply couldn't get the idea out of my head, as I found it hilarious. I kept thinking of scenes, and finally ended up writing the first chapter. I found myself enjoying it more than I expected, and I've written a few more since. At the time of this writing (May 21st 2011), I'm trying to update it at least once every week (and have so far succeeded in doing so.). How long this will last is beyond me. Then again, summer is coming soon, so who knows? I just might manage to keep it up. [And I did through summer. However, my workload has increased to staggering proportions this year. I now shoot to update it once a month (and so far, I've managed that or better every time, as of March 1st 2012)]

On the topic of comedy...If you are a Bleach Fan, and haven't read Uninvited Guests, you are missing out. It is the most hilarious Bleach fanfic in existance. Don't believe me? See for yourself. It's on my favorites list.


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you. (Look up 'Mini-Balrog' if this sentence confuses you.)

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

The Ten Tolkien Truths:

"Thou Shalt Honour Tolkien's Name By Spelling His Name Right.
Thou Shalt Not Bow To Toey -- the Path Of Enlightenment Leads To 'Spell Check'.
Thou Shalt Not Lie. Canon IS Canon.
Thou Shalt Not Steal Characters, But Borrow, and Return Them Whole and Recognisable.
Thou Shalt Not Create a Mini-Balrog.
Thou Shalt Beware the Mary Sues And Be Ever Vigilant.
Thou Shalt Read As Much As Ye Write, So Thy Knowledge Of What Is Good And Bad May Grow.
Thou May Desire, But Thou Shalt Not Stampede.
Honour Thy Beta For They Lead You On the Path Of Greatness.
Honour Thy Reviews, But Honour Constructive Criticism More.
So Sayeth the Ten Tolkien Truths!"

Some Quick Tips for Hetalia Fanfiction:

- If in doubt, look it up. Getting a country's customs wrong will infuriate people from that country.

- Google Translate sucks. Learn the language, or ask someone who knows the language to write those lines for you. Reading "mon nom est Francis" instead of "je m'appelle Francis" drives Frenchies nuts.

- Don't use controversial character portrayals until you're better situated in the fandom. Immediately portraying Arthur Kirkland in your first fic as a slut will make his fangirls mad.

- Please use more creative settings than the World Meeting Room. You could parody Rebecca Black's "Friday" with the amount of Meeting Room Hetalia fanfics there are.

- Look up overused tropes for your favourite ships and try to avoid them. Readers are tired of reading another "DOES HE LIKE ME?" "DOES HE LIKE ME?" "OH HE KISSED ME I SUPPOSE HE LIKES ME" "LET'S HAVE SEX" "OKAY" fanfic. Especially if it's USUK.

- When writing smut for your first time, read other people's smut fics to get an idea of what to do. "Insert tab A into slot B" fanfics are as arousing as assembling Berwald's furniture.

- Remember that the characters you're using are personifications of NATIONS. There are people from those countries reading your fanfic. People get pissed when you portray their country badly for no reason. And spell the names right, for Glod's sake.

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Behind the Mask by Kimanda reviews
England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 467,865 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Reform by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
The Nations were too much trouble, so their bosses got rid of them. But a Nation can never die so long as its inhabitants remain loyal. And when a group of confused teenagers recover centuries' worth of memories... GerIta, Spamano, others. AWKWARD PAGE BREAKS FIXED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
It's Raining Women by Bri Nara reviews
England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,211 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Do No Harm by PhantomMemories reviews
After an attack on America, the personification vanishes. Kink Meme De-anon request for Amnesia and Doctor!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Meow by Nyahnyan reviews
Arthur is drunk, and tries casting a spell. But it backfires on him. Now he's stuck like this until he can figure out how to counter the spell. Fail summery is fail. UsUk?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Magic Trio by ImagineSerenity reviews
England, Romania, and Norway soon become a powerful trio for the incredible Magic Club in Gakuen Hetalia. However, they soon learn that their magic can bring all sorts of trouble for the whole school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain, Romania
iPod by rexlover180 reviews
England finds an iPod after a world meeting and soon finds out it's America's. He finds an interesting playlist on it that attracts his attention. Is it all about him? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
In His Shoes by AvocadoLove reviews
In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,987 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
It Hurts by crackerjack45 reviews
England peeled him off his body and turned America's tear stained face from side to side to view any possible wounds. "Where? What hurts, lad?" America sniffed and pointed pathetically at his heart. "Everywhere. But mostly here."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Growing Pains by Peroth reviews
It seemed like a simple problem, at first, but as dangerous foreigners begin to hunt for Twilight, and ancient godlike entities begin to stir as she and her friends search for a solution, a tiny growth-spurt in her horn suddenly doesn't seem so simple.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 320,280 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
I Cannot Tell a Lie by takanobaka reviews
Thanks to a bit of fairy mischief, a certain European nation is forced to take George Washington's famous words a bit too literally. USUK, T-rating only because England wouldn't be England if he didn't swear. WARNING: OLD FIC. Read at own risk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Jumping Jackalopes by Nostalgian reviews
Minvade20.6: Unicorns are known as the protectors of Virginity, and Starspangled Sparkle will make sure it's a cold day in hell before America gets any.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Prussian Training by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
Prussia trains America during the Revolutionary War. Based on real historical events. Now Hetalia canon thanks to Hima's Christmas 2011 strip! Dedicated to von Steuben: the Prussian Commander who taught American troops how to be AWESOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Prussia, America
The Same Colours by Mi-chan7879 reviews
After hearing that England gets sick every year around his birthday, America decides to go help him feel better, in hopes that they can celebrate together for once. But England is having none if it. Rated T for language and drinking. Not yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Teenage Mouse reviews
He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Curses! by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
When England has had the last straw, he decides to put a curse on America to teach him a lesson. But he quickly discovers that his curse has only made things between them much more interesting. Rated T for some language and yaoi. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,826 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
War Guilt by Dobby's Socks reviews
At the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, Germany finally meets his enemy, America. T for two swear words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Germany, America - Complete
My Country Still by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. America, France, and Japan have been transported back in time. But while trying to get home, they find themselves witnessing a certain bitter ally's history. Maybe this will teach them why the sky always seems to mourn over dear London, England... DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,103 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - England/Britain, America
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Soft Reboot by Spacebutt reviews
Once every couple centuries, the nations inexplicably disappear and are reborn as humans. But the memories and nationhood gradually return to them and they have funny ways of getting back to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - England/Britain
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
American Idiot by too.cool.to.have.a.penname reviews
I'd be surprised if no one's done this before. "England has a new favorite song."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Psychiatrist by Cameron Kennedy reviews
A game of Psychiatrist goes horribly right: America forces himself to think, France claims to be a virgin, Hungary has a nosebleed, Japan becomes hopelessly confused, and Spain is NOT getting laid tonight... CRACK. Collab with scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
The Great Curl Debacle by Triangular Prism reviews
What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Prussia, France
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Torture Devices by Canadino reviews
"First we hold him down. Then...we take off his shoes and tickle his feet." Germany and the Italy brothers discuss methods to make England talk, with little result.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The World in Headlines by Pockyvore reviews
Observe for thirty days as I take an international news story, create a oneshot about it, ?, and profit! Okay, not that last part. Probably not romantic and T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,526 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Heavy Rain by Steampunkd7 reviews
The sky is dark. Heavy rain is falling. And England is on his knees in the mud. But the time is WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - England/Britain, America
The Pepsi Challenge by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The Cold War begins to thaw and America is faced with his biggest challenge yet: to get Russia to sample American cola.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
It's a small world after all by Bri Nara reviews
Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,220 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Operation L'Amour by Lmuffins reviews
Alfred and Arthur are stuck dancing around each other and can't seem to get together. Arthur makes a deal with Francis in an attempt to get help with the problem, but when Alfred sees them together, he becomes jealous. Written for secret Santa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Advantages of Solitude by Jacquzy reviews
It wasn't a date, and he wasn't lonely, and he didn't fancy him. Certainly not. Main pairing US/UK with brief implied Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
God Bless Us, Everyone by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
England investigates a ghost situation on Christmas morning, and ends up having to face some of his own past Christmases.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by Shatterdoll reviews
In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Faux Bloodshed by Tricia-chan reviews
In honor of Halloween, America holds a World Conference so the countries of the world can compare their scariest movies. Nobody is amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Cold Child by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
It's the 1500's. England is in a meeting with a young Russia, when the boy makes a very odd and very creepy request. Based on a real historical occurrence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2010 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
Memories by ThisIsACabbeth reviews
England walks down his hallway when he sees something pass by his door. He follows it and he sees...little America! I'm back peoples! R&R people. I feed off of them. :C
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Game Within a Game by SoujisBlackCat reviews
Russia loves Tetris because it's like life, only easier.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Russia
Love Me For Who I Am by Kasumi Lovegood reviews
Thanks to England's spells, America becomes the person England always wanted him to be. England realizes that he prefers the old America and looks for a way to turn him back. But things aren't meant to be easy... USxUK, Romance/Humor/Angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - America, England/Britain
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her by Car reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
Good with Kids by Abarero reviews
England thinks that his visit will be ruined now that Sealand has invited himself along. Luckily for him, America knows exactly how to handle the young micro-nation. But with America busy, will England get the alone time he wants with his boyfriend? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Everywhere But Here by Houkou Ookami reviews
In which a dreadfully misguided American manages to consider asking out nearly everyone but the person he actually fancies. USUK and more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,720 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Chain of Freedom by yuuago reviews
On August 23rd, 1989, approximately two million people joined their hands to form a human chain across the three Baltic States, uniting for independence and solidarity. Historical, all 3 Baltics, non-pairing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Lithuania, Estonia - Complete
Playing With Fire by pokemaniac1234 reviews
A bipolar dog, a sugarholic cat, a yoghurt advert girl, a bitchy seal, and an emo kitten called Electric Death. Oh, and then there's me, a dog-lion thing who's been reborn twice and is in love with an emotionally unstable dragon. Join the insanity.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 53,360 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star01 reviews
Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by EverythingIsMagic reviews
While on their first vacation together as a new couple, England's insecurities come to light. America is not okay with this, and he takes it upon himself to show England exactly the way he sees him. AmericaxEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
The Mapmakers' Colors by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Rosemary and Thyme by SoujisBlackCat reviews
Just England, thinking about how darn hard it is to love America. The title obviously comes from something, but it's not too directly related . . .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Legendary Truth or Dare! by pokemaniac1234 reviews
The Legendaries take their annual day off, and a few interesing things come uncovered... :D Oh, Raikou, you dropped your breath mints! MewtwoxArceus & SuicunexLugia
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Arceus, Mewtwo - Complete
Early to Rise by EverythingIsMagic reviews
England has always been a morning person, someone who believes it's best to be up with the dawn. But America has other ideas. Sleeping in? That's what Saturday mornings are for! Now he just needs to convince England of it... AmericaxEngland. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
With Comfort by Boyue reviews
England tries to comfort a frightened Hong Kong through a typhoon. -Oneshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - England/Britain, Hong Kong - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Gone Wrong by burningfoot reviews
A parody of Diamond and Pearl. Two different people enter their games purely for your entertainment. The game isn't going right but being a criminal, killing Gym Leaders and using AR doesn't make it better but does make it more fun. Now with epilogue.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Four for Dinner by Abarero reviews
He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2009 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
A Taste of One's Own Medicine by Abarero reviews
For some reason, America really didn't want England to see him that day. But that doesn't stop England from coming over to see what the problem is. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Guide To Original Characters by dnrl reviews
A quick look at the creation of good, solid, OCs. Includes tips on how to avoid Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Information about self-inserts and what exactly is wrong with them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
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Bodyswap reviews
England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,970 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Profile Shenanigans reviews
Because it was getting too long, and there is power in brevity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
Gijinka reviews
Gjinka are half-human, half pokemon creatures, originally pokemon. There are some that wish to return to before... and there are those who are more ambitious, and will obliterate anything and anybody that gets in their way.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Darkrai
Frontier Brains for a day or two reviews
The Brains are sick, and the battle frontier needs you, and... what's emerald doing on the roof? -all 10original pokeSpecial charachters. Includes certain shipping hints.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Red, Emerald
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