Marmite Jones
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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1940251, Profile Updated: 11-04-12
Author has written 9 stories for Castle, Spider-Man, Justice League, Avengers, and Batman.

I'm English, I'm a guy, I'm 20 and I love to write. Especially using my favourite heroes and villains.

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It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time by Livin4Jesus reviews
... or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. No Slash. Chapter 59 Requested- Avengers (read: Tony and Clint) and X-Men (read: Wolverine) don't mix well.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 98,020 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
A Very Good Team by Qweb reviews
Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Ch55-"Avengers Tower of Babel"-a lesson in languages. Ch56-"As Time Goes By"-Steve visits an old friend. Ch57-"The Driver"-Continuation of Ch56. Ch58-"Some Assembly Required"-Tony gets a birthday surprise.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 112,520 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Second Fiddles by ConcertiGrossi reviews
NOW COMPLETE! An unlikely romance with really, really terrible timing. (Phil Coulson/Cellist) NOW COMPLETE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,479 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Marvel Academy for Gifted Youth by luvxas37 reviews
AU: The Avengers, along with some other characters from their worlds, are high schoolers attending the Marvel Academy for Gifted Youth. Romance and drama ensues, but the Academy has a bigger plan. Disclaimer: I don't own anything even though I wish I did.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,788 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
Domesticity by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
Banished by Odin and hunted by the Chitauri, Loki is a political refugee and the Avengers are forced to offer asylum. Through science experiments, swing dancing, panic attacks, shopping sprees, and Asgardian politics, the enemy begins to look like an ally. Eventual Avenger!Loki. Plus, Blackhawk and plenty of Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,823 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Walk a Mile by Randomite reviews
So things are quiet around the Tower and Bruce is doing a favour for an old friend...what could possibly go wrong? An ancient but seemingly harmless artefact is about to cause a whole new set of problems...and maybe some answers. Friendships, bromances, black comedy. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,122 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Operation Blackhawk Baby by ninjanervana reviews
You've read A Bouncing Bundle of Thunder, you've ready Stork brings a Stark (and if you haven't you should) but now I bring you Operation Blackhawk Baby. What happens when Natasha finds herself unexpectedly pregnant? How will she and Clint handle a potential child in the future? See how everyone reacts as our favorite assassin duo expects a child of their own.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Avengers Chronicles by Winter Waters reviews
Just a series of one-shots of the Avengers. There is no slash, but read into it what you will. There is Friendship, team bonding, whump! mainly though. Tony Stark will feature mainly because he is a glory hog Tony: No, I'm just awesome that way! "Why isn't Tony gloating that he saved me?" Clint asked. *Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,405 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Age of the Gentleman by Gemmi92 reviews
"Prince Charming doesn't exist. There's no Princess in a tower who needs rescuing. There's no damsel in distress nowadays. But the happy fairy tale ending with love? I don't believe in that," she shook her head, drinking some more of her coffee and Steve watched her with intrigue. How times had changed. Steve/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,224 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Mobile Barista by xSeashellGirlx reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,512 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hulk/Bruce B.
The Tale of the Avenging Knights by lurknomoar reviews
Come closer, young one. I will tell you a story about the Avenging Knights, the mighty heroes who lived here the Tower of Stark, back in the olden days before the world became cold and grey.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cobwebs First, Cables Last by Slyer reviews
The Lizard's attack on New York is seen as a major failing on the part of the Avengers. While some wonder what went wrong, others look into what went right and try to track down a certain someone who would much rather keep his after-school activities private. Movie-verse.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
Enter Lazarus by scrittore.9 reviews
Phil Coulson almost died for what he believed in. The Avengers- and certain SHIELD agents- aren't amused. Set right after Christmas Countdown but can be read alone. SteveMaria
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Slipping by Syntyche reviews
Clint Barton hates zombies. Too bad he spends so much time wondering if he is one. Angsty. Teamfic, but Clint-centric.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,264 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Taken by Clintasha4evr reviews
It has been three years since the Battle of Manhattan. Since then, S.H.I.E.L.D. has been dismembered and the Avengers have gone their separate ways. But when some of Natasha's "old friends" kidnap her daughter as leverage for a favor, she must seek out her fellow teammates and face telling them something she had never intended for them to know- especially Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,299 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
The Dragon by Captain Mockingjay reviews
Alissa has been on the run for months, afraid her powers are going to hurt the ones she loves. Can the X-Men help her to accept her powers and her strange appearance? Will a new friend ease her journey? Rated T, just in case.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
The Magnificent Octopus by LouBlue reviews
Pepperony/Avengers. Sequel to 'Precious'. The newly formed Avengers are still trying to find their way as a team. Love is in the air for some of the members, with some surprising outcomes. But nothing is more surprising then the new menace the Avengers will soon be facing as they fight to save not only the Avengers, but the world.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 244,831 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Stork brings a Stark by ninjanervana reviews
Pepper's pregnant with Tony's baby! How will she break the news to him? How will Tony and the others handle a new baby on the way? Read about Pepper and Tony navigating the road to parenthood. Similar to A Bouncing Bundle of Thunder. Tony/Pepper, Thor/Jane, Clint/Natasha. Post Avengers
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,552 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Long Time Comin' by ladygris reviews
Clint Barton left New York to figure out his life and who he really is. Now, he retraces his steps as a child, facing those old nightmares and hoping to heal from Loki's attack. He is being followed, however, and the reason might hit a little closer to home than he would like. Sequel to "New York State of Mind."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,571 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right by DevinBourdain reviews
Barton is kidnapped leaving the rest of the Avengers to launch a rescue effort but things are not as they seem. The team will have to defend their archer but doing so could put them on the outs with SHIELD and the council. Warnings: language and violence. Follows No Good Deed and Road to Hell.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,134 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Superman: New Beginnings by ben10987654321 reviews
The world has a Justice League. The world has a Clark Kent. The world has no Superman. Not yet anyway. A different beginning for our Man of Steel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 283,083 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Interrogation Tactics by Derecho Nox reviews
Wonder Woman confronts Batman in a Watchtower lab, giving him a tantalizing mystery to solve. BMWW
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,619 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Lying Heart by nine miles to go reviews
Peter and his struggles to stay away from Gwen, post Movie-verse for The Amazing Spider-Man. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,958 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
The Cat and the Boy Scout by Kipling Bunny reviews
An accidental double date. Should be fine, right? SMCW/BMWW
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Forgive Me by lutteur reviews
Romy..Rogue had an extra bounce in her step as she walked into the room she shared with her two year boyfriend Remy Lebeau. She walked in as quietly as she could. Her smile began to falter as she had taken a look in the room
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,249 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit
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Maria, You Oughta See Her reviews
Things were always going to need policing; she just hadn't expected to get the job. Rated T; mentions PTSD, bad language and general Avengerly behaviour.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R.
Graysons Grand Adventure reviews
Dick Grayson's first transdimensional trip wasn't what he expected, he especially didn't expect a universe so different to his own, or for his chaffuer to be a intern. Rated M for paranoia reasons. Obvious PepperxTony JanexThor. Mild Clintasha and StevexHill. And for those of your not accustomed to her, Darcy Lewis is said Intern, for humour reasons.
Crossover - Batman & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Iron Man/Tony S.
A Hawk's Flight reviews
Clint's journey post-Avenger's movie in dealing with his mind-control, losing himself in missions and getting along with his new team. (Plus some Clintasha goodness.) Start of a multi-chapter story. Prologue is up
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012
Friends Like These reviews
A story of friendship. Conversations and progression of two men, both extraordinary, helping each other through very ordinary problems in life. Clark and Bruce friendship with hints of Clark/Lois and Bruce/Diana
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Castle Walls reviews
A post Always fic. Richard Castle sits and waits for a bullet in the night, while his muse sleeps. One-shot. Reviews more than welcome.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Tough Love reviews
Diana has had enough of Bruce's distance within the League .All characters belong to DC or their creators yadda yaddda. Chapter 12. KARATE KICK.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
A Boy's Night Out reviews
The boy's are a little jealous of the girls' constant partying. So they decide to go and paint the town in JUSTICE! A bit of light-hearted fluff that will get deeper eventually. But for now, DANCE OFF.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Happy Birthday, Tiger reviews
It's New York and Spidey has somewhere to be. One-shot turned full-plot story arc! A year in the life of a web-head. Please leave even the tiniest comment about your opinion etc. I'm not much good at summaries.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.
Castle In Love and Rage reviews
Set immediately after Season 3 finale with use of season 4 hints. Beckett is in hospital and Castle is with her as she wakes, unaware of a confrontation he had with Josh. Reviews Appreciated, will be an ongoing story.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011