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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1940276, Profile Updated: 10-29-10

Hey I'm from germany

i'm 14 years old. My Name is Maria.

FAVOURITE COUPLES:

Twillight:Bella&Edward :D

iCarly:Sam&Freddie :D

Gossip Girl:Dan&Blair(they have just chemistry and they are together tooo cute) :P

WOWP:Justin&Alex(iknowwww brother and sister but... come on you have to admit they're sooo cute :P)

yaeahhh so emm(arkward moment haha)i don't know wthat so say else so i just say bye.

The Funky Hat Song:

"What's that? A hat?
Crazy, funky, junky hat,
Overslept, hair unsightly,
Tryin' to look like Keira Knightley,
We've been there, we've done that,
We see right through your funky hat!"

If you agree that the funky hat song owns all, copy and paste that into your profile

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend s

add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
Red = loud
Green = stupid
None = freaky
Fuzzy = gorgeous
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little too happy
Black = emo
Stripes = funny
Gray = skanky
Pink = preppy
Light blue = sweaty
Other = hot
x White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts = cutie
Skirt/skort = skank
Corduroy = faggot homosexual
xTight jeans = scene kid
Ripped jeans = emo
Cammo = cage fighter
Jeans = prep
Pajamas = pimp
Cargo = clown
Sweats = athlete
Boxers = brat
Booty shorts = female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = hoe
Dickies = weirdo
Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
Brown = that every one wants to make out with
Blonde = with a hot boyfriend
x Black = with a sexy smile
Dark brown =with a broken heart
Red = that likes to have fun
Auburn = who loves to be different
Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
1 = who ate
2 = who needed
3 = who killed
4 = who shot
5 = who killed
6 = who smoked with
7 = who banged
x 8 = who ran shirtless with
9 = who got stabbed horribly by
10 = who cuddled with
11 = who slept with
12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
01 = the kool-aid man
02 = a dog
03 = a shoe
04 = a toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
x 07 = Barney the dinosaur
08 = a prostitute
09 = a porn star
10 = a bag of weed
11 = my lover
12 = a glass of milk
13 = a horse
14 = a lesbian
15 = a stripper
16 = a pickle
17 = a jew
18 = a homo
19 = an orange
20 = my mom
21 = a homeless guy
22 = a whore
23 = my crush
24 = an easter egg
25 = a jar of honey
26 = a condom
27 = a bowl of cereal
28 = a french fry
29 = your dealer
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
White = because I love marijuana
Black = because im sexy as hell
Pink = Because the lil people told me to
Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots = because I hate my life
Purple = because I'm gay
x Gray = because I got dared
Other = because that's how I roll
Green = because I'm good in bed
Orange = because I smoke crack
Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown = because I had to
Shirtless = because I've got abs

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Make a wish, and hope it happens...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(Mom if you read this i doubt you will haha BUT I LOVVEE YOU :) )

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.( not all the time)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

YOUR GUY SIDE (bold is me):

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (except for books and technology!)
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still own a DS :) )
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (all of them are!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:13

YOUR GIRL SIDE (again, bold are mine):

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance? (gymnastics like a billion years ago and ballet a trillion years ago)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total:16 (looks like i’m more of a girly girl than i thought xD)

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I Won't Dance by x-Whizzified-Magic-x reviews
Their kiss was simple. She thought of it as a promise. But Camille feels that Moose is holding back. When was he going to learn that a relationship isn't as simple as one of his hat tricks? Moose/Camille. The Pirates. Please read and review.
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Camille G., Moose A., Jason, OC
Perfect Lies by Alycia00 reviews
Justin has settled down and is happily married. Soon his perfect world crashes down when his estranged sister jumps back into his life. Future fic. Justin/Alex, Justin/Juliet
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Unlike a Sister by MADharmony reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry told Ron he saw Hermione as his sister. Now, Hermione is in danger and Harry's feelings for her begin to change dramatically, jeopardizing everything he once knew. An epilogue compliant fic. Rated M for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 214,750 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Two Weeks by nannygirl reviews
After not being in the same room for years, the gang gathers at The Forman house when someone dear to them falls ill. How much can really happen in just two weeks? A story that includes everyone!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 314,824 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Jackie B., Eric F.
iMake a Great Escape by kmwkimba reviews
Sam and Freddie each run away from home for their own reasons, leaving everything behind them. But they run into each other at a meadow and decide to be on the run together. Adventures and changing feelings will occur. Sam and Freddie are 16 Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iChained by ZBixby reviews
Sam and Freddie have always been bickering. Well what happens when they hurt Mrs. Briggs and are forced to be chained together at the wrist for three months. Will their arguing get better? Seddie! Rated T just in case.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,402 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008
A Will and A Way by kateofallpeople reviews
Harry and Hermione just want to move on. Ron's left them both alone and hurting, and a year after the final battle, things are a mess. Things can only get crazier, however, when the Guardianship of Teddy Lupin is revealed in his parents wills. H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,322 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shipwrecked by seddierox13 reviews
Ridgeway has organised a trip to England, but what happens when something goes wrong on the boat? Sam and Freddie find themselves lost on a desert island. Are they the only ones who survived? Rated T. Seddie/Seuben, for now, but there'll be a lot more!r&r
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,347 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Without Reason by pottersweetie reviews
DanBlair.When Blair is in a car accident that leaves her with amnesia, everyone is frantic and worried. She can't remember her parents or her friends. She is scared herself, until she recognizes something. Dan Humphrey.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,652 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008
Splintered Lights by Darkening Whispers reviews
She woke up with pink hair, ruined vision, and no idea of who she was. She found a family, and a new identity. Sam Puckett was gone. One year later, he showed up. He remembered. He knew.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iGo To A Wedding by xXACCEBXx reviews
Sequel to iGo To Prom. After the best summer of their lives, Sam and Freddie part ways. They go about their lives, ignoring, but never forgetting their feelings for each other, until a meddling friend invites them both to her wedding. What will happen?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,411 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Something to Believe in by pottersweetie reviews
He nodded, shifting away from Serena slightly, a flash of Blair's thigh popping into his brain, followed by the feel of her curls between his fingers and the sound of his name, gasped from her lips.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,360 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008
iCan Make Her Jealous by myjumpingsocks reviews
Poor Freddie just got dumped for another, tennis playing, guy. To make his ex jealous he's gonna need a fake girlfriend. With Carly out of town Sam is his only real option. Can they pass off as a couple, or totally ruin their friendship? Hobos included
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,948 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Wish On A Star by Kpfan72491 reviews
Sam is the All-American star. Freddie is just in the background as her PR. What happens when they cross paths. Sam following her dream and Freddie following his heart.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,695 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iAm The Spawn Of Seddie by CommanderCousland reviews
Who was the little girl in iSpace Out? She's mischevious, she's smart, she's Seddie's kid. Told through her POV, how will Sam and Freddie react knowing they have a child from the future? Fic inspired by SarcasticLeaves' speculation, set during iSO.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,574 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Uptown Girl by scrappy12 reviews
Set after 4x12, Dan and Blaire end up sleeping together. When they both realize that they're in stagnant crappy relationships they decide to implement a friends with benefits relationship, but what happens when it becomes more than they thought to be.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,100 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dan, Blair
iGet 3 Wishes by GEM1588 reviews
Freddie's birthday. What will he wish for? My first attempt at iCarly FF. Complete.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,729 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Freddie B.
Within These Walls by tremolux reviews
Stefan finds himself trapped in the tomb with Katherine. With nowhere to hide, they are forced to deal with each other while their emotions and sanity run wild. "Hate" sounds like the beginning of a love story.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,862 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Katherine, Stefan S. - Complete
Nine Kinks by tilante reviews
A series of nine one-shots, each exploring a different kink with Alex and Justin. Part of the "Alex Gets Punished" universe, but you don't need to have read those to follow.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
A Family Again by PrettyGirlRocks reviews
NEW CHAPTER! Rated M for later chapters. AU Tragedy hits the Russo family and Alex and Max are forced to live with their estranged, cold older brother, Justin. Can the two Russo's bring love into the older Russo's heart? A Jalex written in Alex's
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,158 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
What if? A Seddie Collab by NCISMcAbbyISthebest reviews
Moments in iCarly history where Seddie could have happened, or Seddie moments could have happened. This story may never end.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,145 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iAm Your Colleague by musicfreak291 reviews
Sam is a CEO af a major company. What happens when a certain dork starts working at the same company after they haven't seen each other in a long time. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,568 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iHave Bad Luck by PopcornChicken66 reviews
On just one random, normal day, it happened. It was unexplainable, inexplicable, and every morning it was undeniable. Freddie Benson had been caught in a vortex of 'bad luck'. AU and Seddie. Full summary inside.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,803 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
April 29, 2010 by rhymeswithblue reviews
The future he saw would never happen. Until he saw it. JALEX. based on idea of Flashforward.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,374 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Blinded by heyprincess reviews
Because Dan finally realized that most things aren't what they seem. Which wasn't always a bad thing, he decided. No, not if it's how he got her. Dan/Blair/Chuck
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dan, Blair - Complete
Just A Little Harmless Smut by Save vs. Magic reviews
Alex stumbles in drunk at 3 AM and catches Justin, ahem, "in the act". Which naturally leads to...a long, rambling discussion about their respective experiences with love and sex. Wait, what? Set in S3, pre-Wizards Vs. Werewolves. Very 'M' rated. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Mine by malpal8D reviews
Cat's been in love with Hollywood Arts IT guy Beck since preschool. When Beck and Jade breakup, will she finally be able to make a move? Or sit there, being the same old fake smiling Cat she's been since she first time met him? I love this pair! Review :D
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Beck O., Cat V.
The Portrait and the Pen by ivorykeys09 reviews
Dan/Blair. Future Fic/Slightly AU. Post 3x22. What if after Blair & Serena's rendez-vous in Paris...Blair stayed? After putting the pieces of her life back together, an unexpected meet-up with a person from her past might be exactly what she needs.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,462 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
check mate by emilyforprez reviews
when the rain falls on that night, he knows he's gotten himself into something. d/b, c/s, futurefic.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Blair, Dan
The Secret Love of the Waverly Wizard by Sailorpipn reviews
When did it start? When exactly had he started looking at his annoying, spoiled, bratty, impulsive, adventurous, funny, dedicated, talented, beautiful, little sister as more than that, as a woman. Jalex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
Deathly Hallows: Part 1 by DREWHHR reviews
DH my version . Got this idea from movie. H/Hr. Not sure about Weasleys yet. Rating for later chapters. Now completed. Part 2 to be out in July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,817 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Switched Realities by eurekawriter reviews
Justin and Alex Russo wake up one morning and find themselves married with a one year old girl. They try and do everything possible to return to the reality they know, but what will it come down to in the end?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Standing Loyal by Danyhg reviews
DH fic, picks up from Ron's departure. Harry and Hermione are now alone and continue the search of the horcruxes. Along the way they might find what their real treasure is. A/N: Chapters are being corrected and fixed as requested :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,116 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unlikely Partners by Ilovedeschanels reviews
Blair is back after spending three weeks in France. With six weeks until summer is over she runs into the most unlikely friend. Dan/blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Blair, Dan
Help Me Get My Girlfriend Back by Red Phoenix Feathers01 reviews
Harry's girlfriend Cho breaks up with him, the only way to get her back is make her remember why she fell in love with him in the 1st place and show her what she's missing. The only way to do that is with the help of her sworn enemy one Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,596 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Her best friend's fault by Not Just a Nerd reviews
When Alex was 17 and her best friend started dating her brother's best friend, her heart was aching in want of a serious boyfriend; and the 'off limits' sign stuck at Justin's back was starting to fall off. *JALEX* Minor Zarper. My new best. COMPLETED.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,874 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 242 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
MackenzieGirl's Seddie 100 Word Challenge by ohmygoshseddiex3 reviews
This is basically the story of Sam and Freddie from iCarly and their love! SEDDIE! The title of this says MackenzieGirl, but the new username of this user is xxPoisonCookiesxx. I don't want to change the title because I don't want to confuse my readers.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 61,026 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
I Never Could Forget You by Queen Bee 101 reviews
In the time of crisis Dan comes to Blair's rescue only to trigger a series of events and emotions that no one was prepared for.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,096 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Blair, Dan
Sometimes It's Seddie by ForTheWin04 reviews
Sometimes, being friends with a blond deamon isn't easy. But Freddie puts up with her. A series of Sam/Freddie one-shot. For xxPoisonCookiesxx's 100 word contest. All unrelated.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Equilibrium by nedlovesyou reviews
"He feels strangely invincible after the words register in his head, like the world could throw anything at him and he could handle it if she was by his side." Cat/Beck. Drabble-esque.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
The Recovery Catalyst by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Penny has an accident which causes her to need Leonard more than ever. Slight L/P all the way through, more in later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
Of Proposals & Cloudless Nights by marionettedoll95 reviews
It had started as a simple question, which soon became a game. Neither of the two can remember when it became a game. And neither of the two ever realized when it became serious. Perhaps it always was. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Super Seddie 100 Word Challenge by coffee-stained lips reviews
100 word challenge given by xxPoisonCookiesxx. 100 oneshots about Sam and Freddie and their obvious love for each other.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 60,895 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
True Love Waits by present.tense reviews
Being in love with Blair Waldorf is not easy. She's extremely stubborn and harder to read than a teen vampire novel. Yet Dan Humphrey finds it surprisingly easy.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
The Marathon Analogy by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Love is not a sprint; it's a marathon. But when Penny finished the race, Leonard wasn't at the finish line waiting for her. If she wants him back, she must prove it, and make him believe once again.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,511 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
Have I Found You? Or Lost You? by Meg1614 reviews
A look into the lives of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny a few years after the war. The epilogue gave us an ending, but maybe the getting there was not so picturesque. New dangers unfold, new opportunities arise, and relationships are not what they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,905 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pocket Friends by Marla's Lost reviews
A quickie in college with Donna's roommate resulted in an unwanted pregnancy. Now Eric is a single dad with a fledgling store and a two year old baby. He's committed himself to just raising his daughter alone - slight slash later AU/OC
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,115 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Eric F., Jackie B. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Won't Dance Without You by dance-of-the-butterflies reviews
A series of oneshots about Moose and Camille, the cutest couple in Step Up 3. Enjoy and review please :D
Step Up - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010
Uncharted by xxmusic rock reviews
Dan/Blair - AU. TV based. "But what surprised Dan the most was that he helped Blair, and he enjoyed it."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Dan, Blair - Complete
iGet in a Fight by KamiNytha reviews
"Why the hell would you get in a fight with him? He's on the football team! How on earth did you survive?" Seddie One-shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Of Road Trips and Blankets by RabbittyBabbitty reviews
I know everything about everyone. I know everything about you, even. You're reading this summery raising you're eyebrow suspiociously. This means I also know about Samantha Puckett and Fredward Benson. One-Shot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Existing Life by Jak4 reviews
Life is rough, specially when you are on your own and barely have any help. The only thing that keeps you going is the thing you want to protect the most and would do anything to keep it safe from any harm...anything.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,548 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Justin R., Alex R.
iSell Penny Tees: missing moment by Arianna4President reviews
" How can you be so mean with kids? " Set after iSell Penny Tees, of course! :D
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGet Revenge by KuroiOokami89 reviews
The iCarly gang are about to enter their junior year of high school. Freddie has feelings for Sam, but is tired of the way the blonde girl treats him. To change that, he's taking matters into his own hands. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,602 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Of Broken Hearts and Fake Slaps by chasingafterstarlight reviews
They're completely opposite in every way or so they think , but maybe they're not so opposite after all. Cat/Beck.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
Mind Games by Marla's Lost reviews
A celestial event happens while the gang is watching a tape of Star Wars but only Jackie and Eric witness it. Exposure to The Event causes the pair to develop a strange kind of telepathy that allows them to persuade the way someone thinks and more…
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,286 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Eric F., Jackie B. - Complete
Help Me Find You by ShatteredDiamonds reviews
This thing, this affair, it tears them apart at the seams. Cat/Beck; Jade/Beck
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Beck O., Cat V.
You know what? You're Lovely by Nicky-2890 reviews
Basically what we don't know about Moose and Camille after Step Up 3D... I love the movie and the couple specially Adam Sevani . Camille is afraid Moose is not as much in love with her as she is with him, but he keeps surprising her.
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
iOlive You by RabbittyBabbitty reviews
Have you ever noticed how 'Olive you' sounds strangely familiar to 'I love you? Spencer has. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Marla's Lost reviews
A horrible accident sends two of Point Place's own to the hospital – one of the friends may never possibly recover….Red can't stop blaming himself…who will be a true friend and stay till the end?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jackie B., Eric F. - Complete
Ulterior Motives by epic.is.what.i.aim.for reviews
Freddie and Sam meet in a familiar place. Will they relive the same moment or make new memories? One-Shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDo: Wishful Thinking by the.lone.sock reviews
How I think iDo might/should end. Sam and Freddie hear a song that brings back a lot of memories at the wedding.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iSay I Do by coffee-stained lips reviews
A viewer sends in a challenge for Sam and Freddie: pretend to be married for a week! Response to a challenge by angels.02.music
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,137 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Mud by JunoLuv reviews
One-Shot. Freddie is the dirt to Sam's water. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iLike Seddie oneshots by krisiten reviews
Random, Funny, and adorable momments that make seddie what it is: Amazing. Mix of fluff, humor, memories, and Seddie-ness
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iGo to Hawaii by WishFlower reviews
Carly's dad sends the kids off to Hawaii as a graduation present. what will happen in the two weeks spent in the sun? seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Long Road Conclusion by ennaxxor reviews
Leonard and Penny together again, and briefly wonder what could have been. Fluff.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
iAm the Bachelor by JamesLily96 reviews
When, Freddie Benson becomes the next bachelor on a popular T.V. show, trouble will sure ensue when a certain Sam Puckett shows up to be one of the bachelorette's.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,727 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dream That Changed It All by AliHedezx3 reviews
Blair has never liked Dan. Not as a friend nor as a boyfriend. But one Dream that she suddenly has, changes thoses feelings completely. & Dan's feelings, will aswell, soon change.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Blair, Dan
The First Name Fiasco by BehindTheLens reviews
One of the biggest challenges of having a baby is finding a name. A Big Bang Theory couple tries to reach some sort of agreement with the help of a baby book. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Dollhouse by Not Just a Nerd reviews
She was a doll. His doll. Her lips tasted like strawberry, chocolate, magic and a bit like sin...Who said dolls couldn't have happy endings? *JALEX* An emotionally intense and realistic story. My best so far. Completed.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,556 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by JunoLuv reviews
Sam's dad is back after ten years, but he only complicates things more for his daughter. WARNING: This story contains some graphic chizz. Why do you think it's rated M?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 109,284 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Cruel Summer by ddtje70 reviews
Set during the Summer following S4. Did you think Eric and Jackie were just going to sit around Point Place after their signifigant others left for California? Its time to think again.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Eric F., Jackie B. - Complete
Sam's List of Guys Better Than Edward Cullen by Gabsikle reviews
Sam's not really a fan of Edward Cullen. So she makes a list of guys who are better than him for Carly to read. She's a little embarrassed of her number one. What happens when she loses it, and Freddie reads it? *Seddie*
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
i taught your boyfriend that thing you like by pearlbutton328 reviews
She's staring at her from across the room as if Sam cares that she's Freddie's girlfriend. As if that would make a difference.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Let Rain Pave the Way by pearlbutton328 reviews
It's early on day three of the storm and Sam will be damned if she's forced to stay home for even an hour longer, and so she decides to spend her time in the Bushwell Plaza.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Mary's Song Oh My My Mywith a Seddie twist by SeddieBenett reviews
I heard this song today and thought it was a good song to relate to the Seddie relationship-or at least make a good songfic story type of thing with it! Caution: For SEDDIE fans and lovers only! Rated T for safety... Read and Review if you please! :
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Baby Breath and Booties by Pieequals36 reviews
A "missing" scene from iFix A Popstar. Ever wondered what Sam would be like with kids?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Humpty Dumpty by Not Just a Nerd reviews
Max thinks tape can fix Humpty Dumpty. Justin wants to use magic. Alex things all broken things can't be fixed, such as a broken heart. Random One-shot. NOT Jalex unless you read it that way. My first non-jalex LOL.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Jalexment by I'mWritingBecauseOfCarlyShay reviews
He hated when she got Alex-ments, so giving her a Jalex-ment seemed like a great idea. Jalex...ment
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Private Affair by ZanNaz reviews
Dan/Blair. Blair runs into Dan, ten years after graduation. A highschool reunion and a celebrity boyfriend collide, resulting in an unusual friendship. Who has stayed the same and what, if anything, has changed?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,129 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009
iMissed A Lot by XxMetalManxX reviews
Everything was cool up until that kiss on the fire escape. Sam thought everything was going back to normal, but the look in his eyes told her a different story. But what happens when she goes into a coma before she can confront him. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,683 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iSteal by ThereWillBeSeddie reviews
Sam. I don't want to hear about your canoodling. Ouch!" You can't say canoodling and not expect me to hurt you. Anyway, I just...need to tell you that I have been stea-" "WOAH! What is going on in this studio!" Little Seddie one-shot. : Rated T!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
East HiCarly by SupahFreakyHyperSpaz reviews
The title is a lame play on words for "East High" and "iCarly"... The iCarly cast tries to come up with some new ideas for the show... What if a certain play is suggested for the Stars of iCarly and their friends?Hidden talents emerge.Seddie.Review:I post
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Shattered by JerseyJustGotColder reviews
She woke up early that morning. Earlier than usual." "The closest word that got to how I felt was shattered. Like I was in a million little pieces and would never be whole again." When a tragedy strikes Seattle, will it bring Sam and Freddie closer?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Please Touch Me by Moonlight Memories reviews
Due to a spell gone wrong, Justin and Alex can't feel any emotion unless they are in physical contact with one another. If they don't touch, they feel empty, dead. So yeah, getting trapped in a magical diary? Not such a good idea. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
don't stand so close to me by omens reviews
“Does someone have a little crush on the teacher?”
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
iDon't Wanna Live With Him by seddiefan2009 reviews
Sam is a new college graduate with no where to go. What happens when she ends up on an old friend's doorstep?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,961 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Home Videos by TeddyLuver reviews
When the Cooper kids start to fight, Tawni brings over some home videos to teach them a lesson. What do these videos contain? And can the kids learn from their parents mistakes? Fluffy one-shot. Channy, with implied Tawnico.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Casey Cravings by rosesallhavetheirthorns reviews
Casey's pregnant but instead of having normal cravings...she has little obsessions that are driving Derek insane. It's DASEY! Please Read and Review, better than it sounds, I suck at summaries.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
During Her Period by C L I C H E 10 reviews
Freddie must cope with an extremely irritated Sam during her period
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
IloveChristmas by FaithfullyHopefulxx reviews
Sam Puckett is a single mother who is uptight and likes everything to be perfect. Freddie Benson is a risk taker and never takes anything seriously. When he befriends her father at the airport, it impacts everyone's christmas. SEDDIE !
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
But He's Like, Short by Like-Omg-Like-Seddie reviews
You can't honestly be interested in this guy, can you" Freddie is crazy jealous of Sam's new guy. But why? He doesn't have feelings for her, it's Carly that he loves. Isn't it? GET READY. FOR SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Out of the Blue by omens reviews
“Everyone’s going to tell you that you can’t do it alone, but lucky you that you won’t have to.” Justin/Alex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
iWill Be There For You by CommanderCousland reviews
What if Missy stayed? What if there was no School At Sea program? Sam gives Missy the beating of a lifetime and soon gets Carly's resentment. Missy replaces Sam in iCarly. Who will stay by Sam's side? How far will Missy go to get Freddie? Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,371 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
IAmFamous by FaithfullyHopefulxx reviews
Freddie has a secret. A big secret. That if anyone knew his whole life would probably change. His secret, he’s actually the super hot, lead singer of ‘Fresh’. The hottest band out. So what happens when Sam finds out?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Elevator by belgiques reviews
When Dan and Blair get trapped in an elevator together, will they kill each other? Or will old unspoken history be revealed? Will they learn something more about each other, or just hate each other more? Dan/Blair, Blair/Chuck.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009
AllAmerican Girl by FaithfullyHopefulxx reviews
Just a song-fic to the song All-American Girl by Carrie Underwood. I Don't own the song or the characters. Seddie of course.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Bring on the Cake by DramioneLurver reviews
Sam and Freddie are fighting. Again. And this time, not only is there food involved, but Freddie is fighting back. Future fic. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iBowTie by sunlitdays7 reviews
In the chaotic preparation for the iCarly Awards, Sam somehow becomes responsible for tying Freddie’s bow-tie. Or something like that. Unresolved Seddie and mild suggestive themes.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Falling Apart by aBeautifulLiar reviews
Ignore the way her body shakes, pretend you don't see the tears running down her pale face. Look away from her when you see the protuding bones, try and act like you don't see any of it. Try and act like you don't love her; even if it's what she needs.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iLashes by xXACCEBXx reviews
Ever wished upon an eyelash? Sam has. Fluff/Drabble. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iAin't Sayin' She's A Golddigger by ipwnyourmother reviews
Sam needs money and Freddie won't give it up; it seems drastic measures must be taken. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iWill Take It to the Grave by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
Carly asks Freddie to pick Sam up from the dentist. But she has some secrets for him too... now, a xSeddiex TWOshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Mysteries of the Mind by the archduke reviews
Sam's ankle monitoring bracelet does strange things to the chip in Freddie's head. And by extension, strange things to Freddie. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Game, Set, Match by RockerChick08 reviews
Jalex Round 1, Fight! Fighting is nothing the older Russo's aren't accustomed to. Fighting often leads to arousal though, and that often leads to...well other things. A fluffy Jalex about one of the things we love most about Jalex - their fights! R&R!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
iRemember You by PB StarBlast reviews
SEDDIE!-After getting engaged with Freddie, Sam leaves him without telling anyone but Carly, because of a disease she got. Now 3 years later, Freddie tries to find out the truth of what happened. Not a one shot anymore because u asked for it!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
It All Started This Summer by Clair-Crossed reviews
There has always been this sort of tension between them. When Sam and Freddie go to a party, and both make a bet with their friends things go a little wild. Or is it really a bet? Rated M
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,805 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iMeet the Family by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
After Freddie's kitchen catches on fire and his mom is in the hospita he is forced to live with Carly and Sam. Freddie's Unlce Niles and Aunt CC come for a visit. They make a plan with their daughter Sydney to get them together SEDDIE! Nanny/iCarly
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iWon't Be Seventeen Forever by LuDiamonds reviews
Sam wakes up beside Freddie after a night of hardcore partying with no memory of what happened at all. Soon, something starts to happen within her. Something that will change her and Freddie's life forever.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,345 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iTeach Sam How to Dance by YourBlueCastle reviews
Sam can't dance. Freddie tells her so. She says if he thinks he's so good that he should teach her. What has he gotten himself into? Seddie perhaps? Of course. Summary's bad, but story should be good. First up. Second should be up tomorrow.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
King D and lonely girl by findmyway reviews
After seeing the headbands promo I decided to write this. It's about Dan being there for Blair.I hope it's good, please R&R
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Falling Faster by Hypo'Lana reviews
A horrible event causes Sam's life to take a turn for the worst, but Freddie does something drastic in an attempt to stop things from getting even worse. He...marries her. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
It's Written All Over Your Face by singsongsung reviews
DB; minor NS. Dan realizes that it's no excuse to say that a relationship doesn't work because he comes from a different world than she does: if you want it to work badly enough, it will. And it does.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by xXACCEBXx reviews
Sam had always wanted to be like Aurora in Sleeping Beauty. To wake up with the kiss of her prince. Now she may have her chance. But it may be her last chance...SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iBecome A Girl by musicfreak291 reviews
When Freddie becomes a girl, can he start understanding the mystery that is a girls mind. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDo by Harry Potter Fan 1994 reviews
Sam and Freddie never meant to get engaged. It was supposed to be an experiment, like the one they'd tested years ago. But Carly didn't take it that way, and now they're getting married whether they like it or not. Seddie! Rated T just in case...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Two Queens by Anna-Morgause reviews
During his Freshman year at NYU, Dan Humphrey wrote what would become his first best-selling novel. Everyone who read "The Queen" was enthralled by the main character, Brooke Wright. Little did they know her real-life counterpart was far more interesting.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Blair, Dan
iNeed Therapy by Harry Potter Fan 1994 reviews
It's about time someone forced Sam and Freddie to have a talk with a shrink and sort out their problems once and for all. Psh, yeah right. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Night Time Magic by Ms Sherlock Holmes reviews
Justin gets freaked out by his new "manly" room so he pays Alex a visit in the middle of the night. My version of when Justin goes in Alex's room at night in the flying carpet episode. Alex/Justin. Oneshot. Rated T to be safe.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Justin in Charge by tilante reviews
sequel to Alex Gets Punished; Justin goes off to college, and that puts a strain on Justin and Alex's new relationship.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Only For You by xheartoflifex reviews
With tears threatening to spill out again, she whispered from behind her hands "I don't know what to do." Justin sighed. "I do. I'm going to help you, just like I always have. Just like I always will." --- be advised. incest and smut ahead.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
When Did Fall In Love With Me? by CarmenInNeverWonderland reviews
Freddie asks and Sam gives many answers. Listening to "When Did You Fall" by Chris Rice will help you understand more.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iMake Excuses by Harry Potter Fan 1994 reviews
Prepare to be overfluffed with Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
You'll Be in My Heart by Silverflare07 reviews
Five moments in Justin Russo's life and the one person they all revolve around. -Justin/Alex brother sister bonding, but Jalex undertones because I just can't help myself.-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
iLove Sleeping by KeyLimePie14 reviews
Two-shot. Freddie can't sleep. Who does he go to for help? His blond headed friend sleeping down the hall, that's who! How does she react to Freddie? FreddiexSam. Second installment of 'Ideas for Seddie Stories! R&R.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dehandcuffise Me by Hypo'Lana reviews
Spencer's wacky new multi purpose artwork, handcuffs Sam and Freddie together, three days before prom. Seddie. Fourshot maybe five.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iPlay To Win by Harry Potter Fan 1994 reviews
Revenge is one game where Sam is one step ahead. But when the rules make a complete one-eighty, can she still beat Freddie? SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Worth It All by I'mWritingBecauseOfCarlyShay reviews
Justin and Alex tell their parents about their love, and it ends them up here. Justin keeps wondering if its worth is all. Alex knows it is. Sad little One Shot I wrote. Jalex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Narcoleptics and Insomniacs by words end here reviews
Dan, Blair. AU, a what if scenario had they both ended up going to Yale. "Have you ever thought about you and me?" She questioned, wanting, needing to know. "I think I just saw hell freeze over." He replied. Oneshot. Implied CB, NB, DS and DV.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Blair, Dan - Complete
iGo To Powell by LillipopRox reviews
Sam's family reunion is in Lake Powell, Utah/Arizona. She is bringing a friend, but what happens when that friend can't be Carly? It's Seddie, dolls.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Paris by WhatsNew reviews
The I carly Gang is off to Paris! And there will be alot of Seddie-ish happenings along the way! Some romance, and some friendship. I'm trying not to include carly to much in this one. SEDDIE. enjoyy!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iT's a Cold Winter Night by Michi Kurosaki reviews
Read how Sam deeply falls in love with Freddie and how she will confess it. Valerie's back and with another plan of breaking the friendship of iCarly gang, and stopping Sam from being close to Freddie. Another Seddie fanfic and this I dedicate to CassieG.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
It's Only Hair, After All by Spunky Panda reviews
No matter what he thought about her personally, Freddie couldn’t deny it: Sam’s hair was gorgeous." Freddie can't stop staring at Sam's hair, and it is starting to become a problem.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iLove Switzerland by OMGitsSEDDIE reviews
Carly, Sam, and Freddie go on a skiing field trip in the Swiss Alps. Romance occurs, and so does tragedy. SEDDIE, RATED T. Starts off about a week after iKiss, and it’s mostly Freddie’s POV. Review and tell me what you think!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Clarity by the archduke reviews
Future fic. Friends are there for you at the worst of times.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Icollapse by SupahFreakyHyperSpaz reviews
Sam is bored dark alley meanies psycho moms shocking realizations. Bad summary, just click My first fic! REVIEW! Please no flames. *I DO NOT OWN ICARLY OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!*
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
With Benefits by rg0 reviews
The third time they did it, Freddie was, if not entirely comfortable, then at least a little more relaxed. Seddie; lemon. UPDATED 4/20
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Bella's Questions by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
.From the Author of "Bella's Ipod". Bella has some questions she's just itching to ask the cullens and during the commercials seems like the perfect time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Fête des Mères by vinewood and dragon heartstring reviews
"I always worry about you." "Another duty according to the boyfriend manual?" she queried. Dan laughed, "Yeah. In fine print at the bottom of the page."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,575 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Blair, Dan
iLearnJapanese by XxSeddieAddictxX reviews
Takes place during iGoToJapan, Sam's a little OOC, sorry, but hey, it works. Freddie can't sleep, and Sam comes for a visit.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Obsession by doggodess04 reviews
In which Sam is obsessed with Freddie's kisses. A really cute and humorous one shot I decided to do. Please review, it is my first fanfic!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
You Found Me by BICaRdiBrEeZa reviews
After Dan and Serena break up, Dan finds comfort and a friend in someone he never thought he'd talk to again, Blair Waldorf. What if Blair hadn't played Chuck's little date game? Post 2x12 Completely re-imagines 2x13 A Wonderful Lie. Dan/Blair! FTW
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Blair, Dan - Complete
A Change of Heart by gossipgirlfan310 reviews
A Dan?Blair fanfic from Dan's POV. Takes place after 2x13.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Magic of Thunderstorms by luna moody reviews
Rainy Day Ficlet starring our favorite bickering duo. One-shot. Seddie, of course!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
When it Rains, It Pours by pottersweetie reviews
DanBlair. TV SHOWBASED. Blair has had enough of Nate and Serena and she wants to get back at them for all the pain they've caused her. But, what starts out as a way of revenge, turns into something she had not bargained for.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,007 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Burning on the Edge by starnormand reviews
Post 2x08. After C. decided they can't have a normal relationship, Blair feels more unworthy and more insecure concerning the future than ever. Starting to spiral downwards bit by bit, Dan unexpectedly seems the only she allows to care. Dan/Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008
Lonely Boy's Holiday by Vera Stone reviews
Once they graduate college the originals get careers like their supposed to. Blair becomes a journalist just like she intended, but what else happened to her? Dan will find out, let's just hope he does before Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008
iHold Hands While Walking by hyperactivecheskie reviews
I felt her thumb draw small, insanely sexy circles on my palm and wrist". So Freddie dares Sam to hold his hand for the walk home. Seddie undertones, not too obvious. small iSee Clouds reference. they're independent fics set in the same universe
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Are You Kidding? by alwaysbluex reviews
Dan/Blair/Chuck Love triangle. Chuck wants Blair to say those three words. Blair wants him, but refuses to say them. & Dan is prying into the affairs of the UES. Read&Review. - because it motivates me! T for language, mentions of sex/drugs.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,006 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008
A Girl From the Upper East Side by BICaRdiBrEeZa reviews
Includes anything that happened up until 2.08 Pret-a-poor-Jenny but from then on it's my idea of what i want for the future of these two kickass characters! Dan and Blair at Yale! Blair at the Humphrey for Christmas! Squeee!
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Blair, Dan - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione is given a potion by well meaning friends. Now she is forced to kiss all of her crushes -past and present- until she finds her true love. The question is, who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
iWould Lie by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
So there it is. My best kept secret out in the open, after all this time. Just like that. Unfortunately I can’t let it stay there. At least not now. So what do I do? I lie. Supposed one-sided Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sam P. - Complete
Lucky Number by xiao-lanlan reviews
What if Freddie and Sam had 12 children? This is a one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The PennyKarenina Principle by myboygeorge reviews
It's that time of the month for Penny and none of the guys have a clue what to do for her...or themselves when she starts snapping at their attempts to nurse her back to health. Lenny Romance, lots of laughs, I hope.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
iMission Boogie by hyperactivecheskie reviews
Sam stays late at Carly's place to complete a mission. When someone walks in unexpectedly, he decides she's too clueless and gives her a hand. Freddie/Sam friendship/romance
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
A Date by Clementine17 reviews
This is when she kisses him. This is mistake number three; one guess for what mistake number four is. Future D/B
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Song of Love by Nature9000 reviews
After college, there is one final viewing of iCarly before the trio go their separate ways. Freddie has one more chance to tell Sam how he really feels, but can he not mess up this time? R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Anytime by astonishes reviews
Plus, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you and Serena talking about you nonstop doesn’t help. Oh, and I think I just happen to like you. DB, AU, now a chapter story.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
I'll Never Be by allygrace reviews
Best-friends, bad-boys, breakups, blue-days, ball-gowns, bulimia… basically Blair. And then there was Dan. DXB TV Show Based.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Dan, Blair
Of All the Gin Joints by Clementine17 reviews
For a moment he is almost sure that he has imagined her. DanBlair
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Convenience by Clementine17 reviews
Aren’t marriages of convenience completely outdated?” Dan asks. Character Death and Future Fic. DB DS DV BC RL
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Christmas Sitting by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
Chrismas time, full of family and cheer. Their children have a happy time, but Harry and Hermione recieve a very... proud gift from their six month old son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It’s Christmas, Blair Waldorf by gun for a tongue reviews
For rmrivera. Dan and Blair discuss how useless tinsel is, eggnog and It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Among the bubbles by Redmaui reviews
Harry walks in on Hermione taking a bath
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The curse of the mashed potatoes by Threstral Rider reviews
Hermione hasn't read a book for two minutes. Ohmygoodnessgracious, let's all run around screaming like little Rons...uh, girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Lady Marmalade by OBluver reviews
Harry, Ron and Draco discover the naughty side to Hr when they're stuck at her house during a snow storm. TwoParter. Eventually HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Wishes on a shooting star by Hellen Lou reviews
Hermione makes a wish for something she feels is missing from her life... a husband and children however she only gets half her wish when she finds a small bundle on her doorstep pushing in to mother hood... will it be what she wanted?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,216 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Wrestling Parents by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
Harry and Hermione's son shows an interesting painting at his art show. Question is, though, what is the picture and why is Harry suddenly on the verge of breaking ribs? One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's All That by jenl821 reviews
Loosely based on the film She's All That. Harry makes a bet with Draco that he can turn any girl into the Queen at the Yule Ball. The challenge: Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,661 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 1/6/2004 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Delirium by Annearchy reviews
The scent was driving Harry wild.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Passion by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
HHr Oneshot! While going to visit Hermione after work, Harry accidentally walks in on Ron and someone in Hermione’s room. He goes home only to find Hermione already there waiting for him. Wait, so who was Ron shagging in Hermione’s room?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Hair or Black Hair? by MissIzzy reviews
Hermione and Ginny are bored one summer day and decide to play This or That. It eventually leads to the inevitable question... red hair or black hair? [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Expulsion by Thunder's Shadow reviews
Harry has to deliver horrible news to Hermione while she’s in the library. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mags and Shags by BeaumontRulz reviews
“Oh bite me,” she said, poking her tongue out at him. “Okay,” he said cheekily, leaning forward and attaching his lips and teeth to her neck. Terribly silly oneshot... HHr! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Push It by BeaumontRulz reviews
This is a very silly oneshot, only here because I suddenly had a very vivid image of Hermione jumping around the kitchen to Push It by SaltNPepa. HHr please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night by pumpkintoasty reviews
Hermione swears off love. Harry takes issue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucky You by BeaumontRulz reviews
Hermione actually receives a 'P' for her potions essay and Ron laughs at her... who is there to help her feel better about it? Our favourite hero... HHr! Please read and review! Dedicated to NoahWaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Lessons for the Beginner by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Harry needs to learn how to kiss. Who do you think might be kind enough to help him? In chapter seven, Harry finally begins to understand his confusing, female best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Symptoms by Rosie1392 reviews
I made this story from a challenge on the website What happens when Harry gets the side effects of Hermione's pregnancy? Read and Review to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Please Stay by BeaumontRulz reviews
“Do you have any idea how incredibly sexy you are when you undress someone?” Yup, that's the summary. Hehe read to find out what happened... HHr please read and review! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brilliance by Dajypop reviews
Harry and Hermione share each other's brilliances during a quiet night at the Burrow while the Weasley's are out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Changes by lil-swt-angel05 reviews
Harry is asked to go over to the Grangers household, during the summer. Will ther be love, heartaches..Or even Danger?I dunno, just read to find out. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
XYZ's of Parenthood by writeaboutweasley reviews
For a project in a new class Harry, Hermione, and Ron signed up for for extra credit, Harry and Hermione must be assigned a child for a few months. Who will be their child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Summer At The Grangers by marauderwormtail89 reviews
Simply put: Sequel to Summer At The Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Closet by BeaumontRulz reviews
Things like closets scare me. I mean being inside them with no light, all alone. I feel as if the walls are going to cave in on me and I’ll die or something... HHr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer At The Grangers by marauderwormtail89 reviews
Simply put: Harry spends the summer with the Grangers. And things start to happen that catches both of them off guard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Love, To Lose by pottersweetie reviews
Finished! AU. Harry bets he can keep the girl, Hermione bets she can lose the guy. What happens when they are the object of each other's bets? A series of funny attempts to win their own bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,918 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Awkward Moments by tomeraider reviews
ONESHOT. Harry and Hermione spend they're first night together as a couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Only For You by Jae Potter reviews
[one shot]Hermione takes Harry somewhere for his birthday. A ficlet in honor of Harry's birthday! RR everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Special Magic by Arella1 reviews
One shot Hermione's hiding something and it's driving Harry crazy. What exactly is that on her that keeps glittering? Why is she acting so strangely?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2004 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Just a bit o' fluff by JillyBean09 reviews
Not really R, just some Harry torture in the form of Hermione. Cute little one-shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected by Jae Potter reviews
AU. Harry's in love with Hermione. Hermione loves to hate Harry. What would happen if a certain project brought them together as partners? HHr with RL, DG and bits of DeanParvati pairing. RR! [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
007: Magical Theory by nerdypurdy reviews
Join the gang for some humorous, lighthearted fun as they struggle to film a James Bond and overcome some obstacles such as a Drama-Queen. Who, you ask? Read and see! [H-Hr, AU, One-Shot, Post-Hogwarts]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potion Troubles by Words of the Moon reviews
[COMPLETE] A wrong potion, and we go back in time, only to turn ourselves younger than before. However, what will Hermione Granger do, when she comes face-to-face with a 3 years old Harry Potter? {H&H}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Enchanted Dance by Words of the Moon reviews
[COMPLETE] With Christmas approaching, all Hogwart's staff agreed about doing a different kind of ball. A ball where the students had to sing and dance. With that, came feelings that many were afraid to feel. {H&H, D&G and R&LB}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Reasons Why Hermione Can't Date Krum by Nymbis reviews
ONE SHOT. A little list I made when I got bored, basically the title states it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Long Drive by Jaded Angel reviews
It's an Eric&Jackie... I don;t know where it came from... I was going to make a H/J but I just wanted soemthign different... It's really OOC, but w/e. Lol... I just wanted to write somethign different.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2003
Handcuffed Together by Jae Potter reviews
Harry and Hermione gets handcuffed together by Ron, Lavender, Ginny and Draco! But will they admit their feelings for each other or will they be too busy plotting revenge for their friends? H+Hr along with R+L and G+D! R+R *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete