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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1940516, Profile Updated: 08-05-13
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, and Pride and Prejudice.

aol screenname: persefonae --feel free to drop me an im! This is as good a place as any to meet potentially awesome people. You are a potentially awesome person, aren't you? :D

About Me: I don't seem to have enough time to do anything, but find way too much time to write. I'm not an over-achiever, nor do I have anything to prove. I'm sarcastic as all hell, and it usually runs on overload. In a typical day, I'd say I inadvertently piss of at least a dozen people. I've been all over the world, and I hope to add more countries to my Visited Map. I enjoy Medicine, and I know a thing or two.

Likes: People who have a sense of humor, consideration, open-mindedness, FUN, art, sleep, FOOD, and anything that involves NOT being a douchebag to others.

Dislikes: People who hate things just to hate them. This is a place for people to enjoy reading/writing. Do not bother me if your goal is to feel shitty enough about your life to make others feel badly about theirs. I do make mistakes, that much I am sure of, but I can justify things that you may find to be inconsistent or unreasonable. Try asking.

I also thoroughly enjoy the narrow-mindedness of some on here that think THEIR way of thinking is the ONLY way. We each perceive the characters differently, and I applaud those that choose not to make stories that consist of characters slinging words at one another with no real emotion or behavior to fill it in. Building between the cracks of the little characterization we see in our favorite manga--now THAT takes talent. There should be more support from readers and authors alike toward one another. This is a fanbase, folks! Get along!

Go be an ass elsewhere. (PS: I bet I can read your stories and find a million reasons why you should shut the hell up! Or did you not write one? Right...) My preferences on this issue stand as this: do NOT post a review that is degrading to either me or my reviewer(s). I will NOT read it. I WILL delete it, I can promise you that. I won't put up with childish behavior. I only converse with mature human beings, thankyouverymuch.

Simple FF Guidelines from Moi (I totally created these, so if you use anything below, please reference--it's only polite)

1. Deviation from canon is perfectly acceptable. If you don't like it, don't read fanfiction. If you want pure canon, then stick with the manga; you can't go wrong.

2. Mary-Sue is a term over-used. No, really, I think 99% of the fandom has no idea what one is. No, every OC is not one. If you want to be really technical, then let me point out how every major character in most writings are indeed just that. Mind-bottling, eh? Ruin your life? And, if someone wants to create one, by all means, let them. Who are you, cowardly reader, to point fingers? All I ask? Make sure it's well-written

3. Get along. This is a f-a-n-d-o-m, emphasis on fan. We are here because we share likes and dislilkes. Do not bash someone for not sharing your POV. No one makes you read a story. If you have constructive criticism, fine, but telling someone their story sucks is your opinion, not fact. Stop being a douche.

4. You have a username, yes, not a free-ticket to be an asshole. Get over yourself. Don't make me get all Freud on you to figure out what makes you come on here and act like a d-bag. But, if you want to talk about how much your life sucks, fine, send me a PM, I'm all ears (in the nicest possible way).

5. Respect the creativity. Let's face it, most readers don't have it, so respect that even if you don't agree. If the planet is a reflection of the people that amass to FF, then we are royally screwed.

6. You review, I have the right to respond. Writers, please, be kind and respond to your reviewers. But, as a reviewer, realize that if you dish it, you must be able to take it. Leave something rude or arrogant, I'm going to respond (unless you are overboard, then your comment is meaningless). I'm tiring of seeing idiot reviewers blatantly flaming others with no reasonable criticism. I know that it's easy to be a moron behind the guise of a username...I get it, really.

Types of Flamers (Again, my ingenuity, so please credit me. Though, I should add that I am totally flattered!)

1. The Lurker. Yeah, you know them. You don't hear a peep from them until they try to point out a mistake you may/may not have made.

2. The Manic-Depressive. They continually flip between tearing you a new one and giving you praise. Didn't they learn that "sandwiching" never works?

3. The Giver-but-Can't-Taker. They get all better-than-though with their review, but can't handle it when you respond in a mature manner, even proving your point. You'll know them by how quickly they revert to name-calling. Sometimes, they bring in friends to help flame only to serve the purpose of making them feel better. Heck, they sometimes bombard you with anonymous flames (delete them, much easier than reading). You can usually tell from their signature grammatical mistakes. Usually blurred with #11.

4. The Envious. Take a quick peek at their profile. Did they write a story? Any story at all? Enough said, case closed.

5. The Coward. They troll everyone and anyone, hiding behind the thick armor of an internet username, giving scathing reviews and feeling smug about it. They are first cousins, usually, to Then Envious. Most of the time, they use anonymous names because they secretly dislike confrontation on a more personal basis.

6. The High and Mighty. These morons think that everything they think is right and their small, narrow minds can't handle the idea that there may possibly be something else out there besides their beliefs. They apparently didn't learn anything from Hitler.

7. The Canonist. They can't handle any deviation from canon. Nope, none whatsoever. It's as if their brain will explode with the simple notion that transcends canon. Let's hope they never read an AU fic. Boom!

8. Mary-Suer/Gary Stuer: They look for "OC" and immediately begin hating on anyone's creation by throwing around the words "Mary Sue/Gary Stu". (Why can't an OC be as strong as the main characters? Why not stronger? It's no different than, say, the manga author introducing a newer character...) Don't fret, most of them don't even truly know what one is, nor do they realize their favorite characters fit just that description. Another mind explosion in the making, folks.

9. The Concrete-ist. Yup, these people flame you because they can't read between the lines. They can't catch the subtle character communications that some authors prefer to use instead of making it plain as day. They usually don't have a reading level above a Neanderthal--as that part of the brain for detecting subtleties has never developed. Shame, what a waste of 9 months of someone's life.

10. The Impatient. They can't wait for you to write your story. They jump all over any diversion or misconception you purposely set up--claiming you are incorrect in your writing instead of waiting for you to clear it up in your own story. Their only purpose for reviewing is to point those "facts" out.

11. The Empty Flame. They usually claim you are wrong, but have no real basis or evidence to back it up, other than their own opinion. Makes for a shallow person and a moron reviewer.

I love my reviewers (especially my self-proclaimed Naruteers!)! Very few readers review, and I appreciate the time mine take to leave me something--anything! Our stories live off of reviews, so the more, the merrier!

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Playing the Game by Amrun reviews
By night, she dreamed of killing him, of playing her hand all at once and going out in a blaze of glory. By day, she kowtowed with just enough stiffness to show him her fantasies. In return, he forced her moves like she was just a piece on his shogi board - and she was. Kakasaku, Spoilers up to Manga 452
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 436,088 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
My Heart, Which I Gave to You by tosakuai reviews
It's an anniversary that Naruto would rather forget, until he hears that song. Songfic based on 'Haru yo, koi'.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
In My Father's Shoes by tosakuai reviews
Team 7's trials as adults. Naruto & Sakura are expecting their 1st child, but life and war get in the way. Sasuke is home in Konoha, but finds everyone moved on without him and he's forced to deal with a lot in order to move on with life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,235 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Betrayal of Hope by Bglswrth454 reviews
The traitors have been revealed, the heroes brought low. But all the consequences of Betrayal have not yet been felt. Even as Ichigo and his nakama try to regain their power, the forces arranged against them grow stronger.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,353 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
At the Riverside of Neverland by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 260 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
A First Time For Everything by Saigo no Hajime reviews
Kon recounts the major events of his relationship with Kurosaki Yuzu from the beginning to a new beginning, and shows how important it is to try something for the first time.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Yuzu K. - Complete
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Unlocking the Gatekeeper reviews
A new visitor to Fairy Tail throws Lucy into a chain of events that will force her to grow in order to protect those she cares most about. With the magical world in chaos and dangerous creatures running rampant, she must risk everything to save the only family she has left. Will she ever have a love life at this rate? Pre-CH208. Slow N&L. Lucy-centric. OCs. Action. Hilarity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 421,508 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gray F., Juvia L., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Bringing Sexy Back reviews
Collection of oneshots about the ridiculous situations the Hokage's Assistants find themselves in! How much trouble can the two Chunin get themselves into? Especially at the front gates of Konoha. Rated for language and possible smuttiness. No yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
First Impressions reviews
AU Crossover Fic. Naruto Uzumaki is bringing life to sleepy old Konohagakure. With him comes the haughty Sasuke Uchiha-who seems to make enemies wherever he goes. Their arrival upsets the balance of Kakashi Hatake's world, where he quietly raised four orphaned girls with the assistance of his abrasive governess. Didn't anyone learn that first impressions can be lasting?
Crossover - Naruto & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Next Great Adventure reviews
They were adults. And adults get married, have babies, and dwell on regrets of their pasts. Life has changed for Lucy-more so when Natsu chooses to get married. Oneshot romantic-ish drabble. Possibly the framework to a series of one-shots.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Pieces of Us reviews
Natsu returns empty-handed from his journey to find Igneel. Now he is left to face the repercussions of his past decisions and cope with accepting the present as he struggles to look forward to his future with the guild he left behind. NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Titian's Revenge reviews
Kushina stumbled into Konoha a refugee from a war-torn Whirlpool. Even the smart-mouthed kunoichi could have never predicted the legacy she would leave to the village that gave her a second chance. Slow developing MinaKush. PRE-CH 498.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,492 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Bittersweet Revelations reviews
Ino had always been vain. Always. But, what if circumstance changed how she viewed the world...could he look past how she used to be? InoxChoji oneshot, for now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Chōji A., Ino Y.
Unusual Beginnings reviews
Oneshot. An angry Tenten mauls a tree. Shino is the unlucky observer. How does this awkward encounter lead to something more between an unlikely couple? Course language. May possibly expand into series of oneshots. Ten/Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Tenten, Shino A.
Inconceivable Dreams reviews
Ten/Shino continuation from "Unwritten". Tenten's good news shatters Shino's world. Can she, with the help of another Aburame, help Shino see that his past does not predict his future? How will she deal with the repercussions? Some Naru/Saku, Kiba/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,406 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
Taming of the Shrew reviews
Shikamaru was never one to give a damn, it was too much of a bother. Ino had always cared, it was her nature. But, what happens when their roles are reversed? Sometimes, to get what you want, you have to take extraordinary measures. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Into The Dark reviews
ONESHOT drabble about Naruto and Sakura in their later years. What did life bring them? NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwritten reviews
After a harmless celebration three months earlier, Sakura is learning the consequences of her actions. She is faced with a life-changing decision. How will Naruto react? Their futures are intertwined in an unwritten story that neither expected. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,837 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rukia's Awakening reviews
Rukia made a promise in Hueco Mundo, but can she keep it--without her friends to protect her? Tired of being sheltered, she seeks out the help of Urahara Kisuke. Will she be able to save the Shinigami she left behind? IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,016 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.