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Joined 05-19-09, id: 1940631, Profile Updated: 08-18-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Age...mentally or physically? both add up to less than 35

Sex? I'm male so duh.

I'm a white washed Mexican who cant speak Spanish to save his life and hates spicy food

Favorite manga; Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Love Hina, Negima, Vampire Knight, Rosario Vampire, Princess Resurrection, Rurouni Kenshin, Chibi Vampire, Dot Hack.

Favorite comic; Get Fuzzy! (Garfield too)

Favorite Authors; J.R.R. Tolkien, Jane Yolen, Gordon R. Dickinson,Joanne Bertin, Brian Jacques, Christopher Paolini, Christopher Rowley, and the dudes who wrote the robotech books.

Favorite TV shows; NCIS, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Futurama, FAMILY GUY!, Spongebob(screw you its funny!), Deadliest Warrior, Venture Bros., Deadliest Catch, White collar, and Psych

Favorite Comedians; Lewis Black...NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN A FCKING SPRING! Groucho Marx...the forgotten king asshole and Gene Wilder...nuff said.

Yes I have a Facebook, but you'll have to ask nicely to get the link

Things that need to happen;

Sesshomaru gets his own manga, Naruto and Ino hit it off, Sasuke gets slapped hard enough to wake up, Kakashi has kids, Guy and Lee come out then get shot for being so annoying, Inner Moka admits her feelings and Tsukune grows a pair

Favorite Quotes (the ones I can come up with off the top of my head);

I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it which isnt the same as actually getting it. Get it? Kakashi

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. Mewtwo

Life's a bitch, Knock her Up! Me

Never be afraid to try. Remember: amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

And lastly, how do you keep an idiot busy? (I'll tell you later)

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Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 388,690 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
His Angel by durararaaa reviews
Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Old friendships broken, new ones formed. Sticks to canon at first but will tread to AU territory. M rating because I'm paranoid. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 346,479 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 5,016 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
Inu/Kag. On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about...yet.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Love's Smirking Revenge by Langus reviews
Inuyasha Takahashi is a seasoned detective heading the most publicized Yakuza murder investigation of the year. Kagome Higurashi is a journalist who likes a good mystery. When the two clash over the investigation will sparks fly or will they get burned?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 198,114 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Lost In You by DeliciousAle reviews
He was fourteen, she was twenty-one. They were to be married for the sake of their kingdoms. HopexLightning slight NoctisxLightning AU
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,879 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hope, Lightning
ThunderCats 2011 Reboot by SoraStarkiller reviews
After the fall of Thundera and the death of the king Lion-o and company must take back their home and save the world from the evil that is Mumm-Rah. If they find love, unite the species, and recover an ancient treasure on the way maybe they can succeed.
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,917 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Lion-O, Tygra - Complete
Deserted by Neisha reviews
When a night of drinking leads to a passionate encounter, Kagome is left with a strange mark, and an evasive Inuyasha. When their graduation trip ends in a terrifying accident, can the two work together to survive, or will it tear them further apart? AU.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,564 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Final Fantasy XIII: Cursed Past by Assassin master ezio 91 reviews
Hope Estheim's life is turned upside down when he meets the newest student in his school, Lightning Farron, but Lightning is hiding a secret that haunts her, a secret she'd rather never resurfaced. Lightning/Hope Snow/Serah Fang/Vanille.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
A Better Life by yoshiguy123 reviews
How will Tsukune cope now that Moka is permanently unsealed? Read to find out!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,206 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Daybreak by haikomori reviews
"It's strange...that the only time I can admit my feelings is when I can't have you. I mean...look at me, I'm just going to cause you trouble." But it doesn't matter...tomorrow is rushing at them...and the world. And they'll be at the center of it all.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 414,015 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Always in Repair by H-thar reviews
AU:Lightning comes out of crystalstasis in the middle of a revived conflict with PSICOM, the last l'Cie to wake after the fall of Cocoon. Hope has a five year head-start, but even his expert mechanical skills can't fix the bigger problems of their future.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,858 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Lives Will Change by nightfalcon222 reviews
Kagome thinks her life is over when she has to move to Tokyo. But when strange and fascinating events unfold, and as she meets new friends and one inuhanyou who she'd love to stomp into the ground, things change. For the better? InuKag RinSess SanMir
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 283,338 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Coffee Break by Ou-Rex reviews
She's bossy, pushy, and often cold, and when I learn she's being deported to the Youkai World: I decide to stick my neck out to help my vampiric boss.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,631 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
When We Were Young by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
An Idiot, a Bastard, a Lazy Ass, and a Piggy. Throw in a pervert, and a Cyclops and what happens? Absoloute Insanity. Just stayy of the Bastards Roof. GOD DAMN POLITICS! STOP CRAMPING MY STYLE! Ramen Forever. NaruIno. ShikaTema. SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] [Karin, Sasuke U.]
Forgiveness Works Both Ways by AmberEyedGirL118 reviews
For 4 years, Kagome Higurashi has been hiding from the one person she's loved and feared for as long as she can remember. But what happens when she can no longer run and hide? And keep her biggest secret from him about why she left? InuXKag, MirXSan and..
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 149,460 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
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Makai reviews
Naruto has become the new Kyuubi and hence the new ruler of Makai. How will he fare on the throne between those that seek his downfall and a woman bent on making him hers?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Nibi
The Bijuu
Who are the Bijuu? This may give you some insight into their world...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete