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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Welcome to my humble profile ;)

You might also know me as CullenLoverTwilight, TheBlackAndWhiteCat or my last; Greezled, but don't worry, I think I'm going to stay with this.

I don't do much else in my freetime than reading fanfiction, kind of sad really, but anyway, it's fanfiction! So it's understandable xD I read for the most of the time, but I also write, a LOT! I have so much on my computer but I never publish it... I quickly grow tired of the subject.. My greatest weakness :(

If you read this and think wow she needs to get herself a dictionary, then it's because I´m from Denmark *sigh, we start having english when we're about nine or ten years old, and I´m sixteen, so I haven't studied it for like forever ;) But I love it more than Danish, which is why I started reading books (on english) and such so I could get even better!

Anyhow, ehh, I´m not gonna write my whole life story down here, but if you wanna know something about me, or Denmark, just write to me ;)

Cool facts about Denmark:

Denmark is the oldest monarchy of west, we still have kings and Queens, but they don't rule Denmark anymore, we have a Prime Minister now :)

We're one of the countries who drinks most bear! - Not that I´m proud of this, I don't drink you see :O

We used to be vicious vikings! We owned Norway, Sweeden, part of England, parts of something else, Greenland, Iceland, northern Estonia and so on,... Now it's just us, sad really...

Faroe Islands used to belong to Norway, but not any more - Norway lost the islands after the King of Norway has lost drunken poker game with King of Denmark.

Do you know a guy named H. C. Andersen, yeah? - That's our guy!

We invented LEGO!

The "Dannebrog" is the oldest national flag in the world. The legend says that the flag fell from the sky in the battle at Lydanise and helped the Danes ...

We're known for being the happiest people in the world! YAY :D

Beowuld occured in Denmark - Which I´m angry about, it was an awful movie!

Get ready for this! - In Denmark school is free, YAY! No, we're not communists, we just value health and education ;O

So yeah that's pretty much it xD

Who Will Do It?

There are FOUR people.

1. Everybody
2. Somebody
3. Anybody
4. Nobody

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Regular lions say ROAARR.


Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Which legendary creature are you?

[x] you love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[x] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution.
] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.

[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood. (I like the taste of my blood)
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.

] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and other wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.

] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.

[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time, you, or a part of you, are/is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moan a lot
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slowly.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.

So, ehh, I´m a Zombie apparently... It makes sense really, in some strange way. I hope they mean the zombies from Resident Evil, that would be awsome ;D

The Logic behind Rock, Paper, Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.”

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 467,850 - Reviews: 4815 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 3/24/2008
Eternity by Broken-Rose-Thornesxoxo reviews
Skiing in Greenland isn't that much fun for Elevain Furr. She wishes oh so badly she were somewhere else, because being thrown into the middle of Elrond's Council and traveling with the Fellowship is so much better, right? Right. R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Legolas
No Good Deed by x-aj-x reviews
SEQUEL TO FOR GOOD. Lexi Conrad's life has changed a lot. She's no longer got her parent's name to protect her, and her influence with her fellow Slytherins is gone, as is Draco's. Her 7th year is bound to be interesting. GW/OC AU FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,894 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Draco M., George W., OC
Till death do us part by PinkPunk010 reviews
this is the story of Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin. From the first time they meet, and fall in love, some of the struggles their relationship face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Ennya reviews
After a late shift, Michaela takes the bus home. Little does she know that the bus will be hijacked, and all on board will become hostages in the new scheme devised by the Clown Prince of Crime. Post TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,161 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Joker
What Once Was Lost by writing101 reviews
It's been 42 years since the Cullens left Forks, 42 years since Bella's death. Alice has been having these strange visions about a vampire girl that'll change the life of her family forever. Alice POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,474 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice
Once Lost, Now Found by Just Mosie reviews
Sequel to "Titanic": Five years after the sinking of the Titanic, Cho and Jane are called into Sacramento by Virgil Minelli. Surprises and meetings come about. Very AU.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Mend This Tear by information specialist reviews
Alternate title: Why Jane and Lisbon's relationship is so different in season 3. In the wake of "Red Moon" an event occurs which forces Jane and Lisbon to confront being on opposite sides of the fence. Spoilers for Ball of Fire and Red Moon. NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,981 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Tiger, Burning Bright by YFate reviews
Her spirit burns too bright for even the Dragon to snuff out. Now, what awaits her on this strange moon she has forsaken her own kind to save? A TrudyXOC "after" fic.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Trudy C. - Complete
Charity Burbage and the New Prince by Lion in the Land reviews
Sequel to "Professor Burbage and the Potions Master." Charity's entire life changes when she finds out that a part of Snape lives on. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Charity B.
Victoria by Accountnolongeractivethanks reviews
What if, on that fateful day in Forks, Victoria had killed Bella? A fanfic dedicated to Victoria from Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,601 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Victoria, Edward
Absent With Out Leave by Dolphin64575 reviews
AU slight Gabby father/daughter fic. Abby's reaction to Gibbs's retirement. What if he came back to help Abby instead of Ziva? T for possible language. Post-Hiatus 2
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,389 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Name in Red by Raug reviews
The trio are attending their seventh year at Hogwarts after the defeat of Voldemort. On a stormy night in fall, Snape discovers a stranger on the steps of the castle. A mystery unfolds. Post DH. Slightly AU/AR, Snape/OFC, Mystery, Violence, Novel Length
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 273,895 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Don't Take Life Too Seriously by I Know You Know I Know reviews
Zoey thinks she deserves a normal life. A person from her past thinks otherwise. Oh, and Harley is jealous. Reviews are more than welcome.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Joker
Snow Ball Effect by Seraluna Reality reviews
Newcomers are in the caves; they are blinded by fear and hate to acknowledge how good Wanda truly is. What extant will the newcomers go to,to get rid of Wanda that is the dreaded question.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Save me: ON HOLD by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
When Edward leave's Bella in NM, Bella has to go much to finally get to her soul mate. But can Bella cope with seeing the vampires who started all this? Can she forgive them? Or will she lose her self in the pain they bring back? BELLAXMARCUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Marcus
Crippled Wings by Shadow Countess reviews
Trudy Chacon's death had shattered two hearts. Both Norm Spellman and Aliane Chacon were fighting in her memory, fighting in her name, but had chosen completely different paths. Only to end up fighting each other. Norm x Trudy; Jonathan x Aliane, my OCs
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Trudy C., Norm S.
Bliss of Natchez, MS by LadyDoroAnne reviews
A young American falls into Middle Earth through Moria, and gets caught up in the greastest fantasy epic of all time. Meanwhile, the Fellowship members sort out a few of thier own problems. Not cliche, I promise! You'll seriously like it! Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,208 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Into the Wild by Hazza137 reviews
The sole survivor of a Samson crash deep in the Pandoran jungle, Corporal Jade West encounters a young Na'Vi whom she forces to guide her home. But as the two travel together, they discover that their conflict isn't as black-and-white as it seems. UPDATE!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,477 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Warriors Of The Skies by The Pedantic Lady Pendragon reviews
She dragged herself away, her fingers burrowing deep into the Pandora'n soil. It was at that moment Trudy Chacon knew she had to fight to survive. First Avatar Fic!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,153 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Trudy C.
The fox leaves the wolf by Mrscoffeebeans reviews
Ok so I have a general idea where this is going. Sarah is adjusting to human life. She has trouble with a few things but her love for Jacob helps her get through it. That is until a stanger come into her life. She can't seem to control herself around him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,101 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Disturbing Behavior by raven612 reviews
Abby and Ducky are held hostage in her lab by a fellow NCIS agent, can Gibbs and his team figure out what has the agent acting so rashly and can they do it in time to save Abby, Ducky, and the agent. Gabby! Some possible Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
I am a Horrible being by OnlyInTheDarkThereWillBeLight reviews
A poem I wrote based on how I think one would react if he found out that he's a werewolf. Feel free to pick another wolf, I just picked Sam and Paul 'cause they're my fav. Reviews are welcome 'cause I would like some feedback on my first story. Thanks :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Paul, Sam - Complete
Simple Similarities by Jeanne Reveur reviews
Casefic. It was just another normal case. A dead Navy Lieutenant, and a missing killer. However, then they learn the victim's name. Things soon go to hell, and a member of the team is shot. Who did it, and can they find the killer before it's too late?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Abby S.
Hostage Situation by beachchick4 reviews
Ziva and Abby get taken hostage in a place they thought was safe, they thought was secure...Abby's one and only lab. With someone injured and the stakes getting higher will the rest of the team save them in time? TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ziva D., Abby S.
The wolf imprints the fox by Mrscoffeebeans reviews
After Renesmee rejects Jacob's feelings for her, Jacob is left heartbroken. He saves a young vixen and somehow imprints on her. Now he has to help this young fox try to figure out who she was, with a long faded scent and an incomplete memory. JacobXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,889 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Pain Like This by Jerilysse reviews
Susan shrugged lightly, her sharp pain was fading but not as fast as she wished. Abby and Chen got off the couch and moved to help Susan lie down. Susan’s face winced with pain as Chen took her legs and placed them on the couch. It hurt to breathe in...
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Susan L.
Hostage by NCIS-Series-Fan reviews
After closing a case the team end up in a hostage sutiuation. Ziva and Abby's lifes are put in danger. Will something of this sort make Tony and Ziva realize their feelings for each other or will everything change at NCIS forever. Tiva and McAbby
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
An Act of Love by Alexa Flock reviews
Harry and Alexa begin their quest to stop Voldemort's plans to raise the Chimeras. But they have bigger problems to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Birth of a Selkie by FireflyEmbers reviews
The story of a fisherman's daughter, a prince, and the very first Selkie.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Amelia's journey by thecardinalsin66 reviews
AU fic. An account of Amelia's reign told in her own words and through those around her, on her way to Budhapest Amelia reflects on her century of rule. Can an elder vampire love? what if she survived the train masacre with the help of a loyal servant?
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,212 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Hide And Seek by Taz Maniac reviews
::COMPLETE:: Carter knows something is wrong with Abby, but can he figure out what it is before it's too late? ::Carby::
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Complete
Something Beautiful reviews
Victoria is attacked by a wolf in the forest of Forks, but why doesn t he kill her? And what is it she sees in his eyes? Is it Love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Victoria, Jacob - Complete