Author has written 13 stories for Gilmore Girls, Host, Twilight, and Remember Me.
Love. Laugh. Live... Read! :-)
Essential things to know about me:
name - sarah
age - 16
location - UK.
hobbies - reading, writing, and listen to music.
fave films - the notebook, twilight, the time travellers wife, how to lose a guy in ten day, gold rush, remember me.
fave books - twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn, house of night series, nightworld, songs of humpback whale, my sisters keeper, pride and prejudice.
most anticipated book - midnight sun
most anticipated film - Breaking Dawn
It's not really essential but hey, now you know!!
The Twilight Saga
Team Edward - real men sparkle
Team Jacob - i like my men hot
Team Rosalie - deep down we all think she is awesome
Team Emmett - we all love funny
Team Jasper - he laughs at your mood ring
Team Alice - who wouldn't want to know the future?
Team Bella - bringing clumsy back into fashion
Emmett Cullen - stronger than you since 1916
Rosalie Hale- prettier than you since 1916
Edward Cullen - sexier than you since 1901
Alice Cullen - one step ahead of you since 1901
Jasper Whitlock Hale - Charming ladies since 1843 (i think the date is right)
Team Jasper because he can reduce you to orgasm with a look
yahoo - email@example.com
Twitter - http://twitter.com/sarahn19
Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitching, put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
"Sing like nobodys listening. Dance like nobodys watching. Love like you've never ben hurt, and live like its heaven on earth"
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (not to bad though)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chap stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (does putting it on your cousin when he's sleeping count cos that was f'ing hilarious)
Like being the star of every thing
I won. HA HA HA
Yeah, but i'm fucking your daughter
I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.
Guys... this is the way to a girls heart... all that 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen' crap is a load of BS...
When she walks away from you mad...Follow her
When she stares at your mouth...Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you...Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you...Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet...Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you...Give her your attention
When she pulls away...Pull her back
When you see her at her worst...Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying...Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking...Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared...Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder...Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat...Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you...Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time...Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt...Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you...she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands...Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she tells you a secret...keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes...don't look away until she does
When she says its over...she still wants you to be hers
When she calls you...Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok...Don't believe it,
When you talk to her in 10 years...she'll remember you
When someone tells you to call her at 12:00 on her birthday...don't... it's way to early, call at a reasonable hour.
When you see her...Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
When she's sick...Stay up all night with her.
When she's alone...Offer to watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
When she's cold...Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad... Hang out with her.
When she's feeling bad...Let her know she's important.
When it's raining...Kiss her. (The Notebook)
When she runs up to you crying...The first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking?"
When you break her heart...the pain never really goes away
When she post's this... She wants you to read it!
Top Musical Acts (Bands, Solo's, Duets)
3)Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
8) Fall Out Boy
"Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and that belief will help create fact"
Normal Guys VS Edward Cullen
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. “..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a cars.