FutureCullen'Ox
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FutureCullen'Ox!

Okay So Basically I'm On Here So I Can Right Fan Fictions Obviously! I Absoloutly Enjoy Writing With A Passion And I Freaking Love This Site With All Your FanFictions. I'm Not A Horny Fuck Or Anything '=L' But I Seriously Enjoy The Stories With Lemons. God I Wish They Were More Intimate In Twilight Sniff OhWell. I Suppose I'll Fill You In On Dislikes And Shiz Like That. Be Pretty Pointless Profile Page If I Didn't XDD Here goe's nothing!

Music: Check's Itune's Playlist -Yike's Theres Loads Of Music- TheShins, NineInchNails, LauraMarling, SheWantsRevenge, MayDayParade, Paramore, Noah&TheWhale, Sum41, TheBeatles, TakingBackSunday, TokioHotel, Muse, TheCranberries, BlackGhosts, Weezer, Beck, JohnnyFlin&TheSussexWitt, Blur, ReginaSpektor, RadioHead, SixPenseNonTheRicher, AFineFrenzy, LinkinPark, TheRoaches, KateWalsh, MissyHiggins, Beyonce, AllAmericanRejcts, LillyAllen, RobertPattinson, JamesMorrison, KimyaDawson, NineDays, NorahJohns, AlexMraz E-C-E-T-E-R-A-!

Books: Rummages Through Book's Twilight, VampireKisses, TheMidnightBreedSeries, VampireAcadmemy, TheHost, HouseOfNight, Dracula, CandyFloss, Fanfiction Duh, TheMorganVilleVampires, TheMediatorSeries, EverNightSeries, MansfieldPark, Sence&Sensabilty, WutheringHeights and Other Shiz That I C-B-A To Write.

Hobbies: -Sheesh i Don't Have Many =L- Writing, Reading, Photography, ListeningToMusic, BaskingInTheSunshine, CollectingConverses&SunGlasses, Sleeping, Eating, GoingOutWithFriends&Family SurfingTwilghtersAnonymousCuaseTheyRock.

Confessions: -May Aswell Tell You Guys. :)- PukeIfMyShoulderBoneIsTouched!, WantToSuckOnRPattzAdam'sApple (WhoDoesnt''/)...Er YeahThat'sProbablyIt = WellAsMuchAsIwantToShare !

NoteToRobertPattinson

Okay Your Rise To Fame Has Been Pretty Damn Hasty Young Man And To Be Honest The ShizNits About Not Going Out & Stuff Has Really Put Me Off Wanting To Be A Celeb. Honestly I Feel King Of Sorry For You With All Those Crazy Fan Girls Who Basically Bum You WithOut Your Say So. Crazy..I Know! Yeah You Probably Think I'm One Of Them What With The Innocent Fantasy's I Have About You But I Have To Admit Something; Never Will You Have To Worry About Meeting Me When I Go To The New Moon Premiere In London Because I'll Probably Cry And Walk Off If You Approached Me. Don't Get The Wrong Idea Though. I Do Love You and Your Quite Welcome To Follow Me Down The Dark Alley I'll Lead You Down ;) We Can comfort Each Other- I'll Comfort You From All The Madness You Face and You'll Comfort Me Because I'm Just Too Chicken Shit To Take Your Picture! =) We'll Be Best Buds Before You Know it and We Both Know Where That Sort Of RelationShip Will Lead to... Anyways Enough From Me.

Love You Majorly Loads: FutureCullen'Ox A.K.A Chelsea Taylor x

Twilight Saga 'Which One' QuestionAir.

Twilight Or New Moon - New Moon Because I Like Her Jumping Off The Cliff ... (If Only She'd Drowned...JOKEZ Hehe! ''/)

Eclipse Or Breaking Dawn - Eclipse All The Way. I get Overly Jealous At Her In Breaking Dawn What With Her Marrying MY Eddie!

Alice Or Bella - Oh Jeez That's Hard Roll's Eyes. Alice Cullen!

Edward Or Jacob - Sheesh As If I'd Fancy A Dog! Edward Baby ;)

Werewolf Or Vampire - 'I'm With The Vampires'

Jasper Or Emmett - That's Probably The Hardest One On Here. BOTH! (I Don't Care If I'm Supposed To Choose)

Rosalie Or Bella - Rosalie Cause She Bites Ass LOL@ MY JOKE! Tehe!

Alice Or Rosalie - I'm A True Alice Follower. Precognitions Rock!

Why I'm Not Bella Swan's Biggest Fan!

Okay So I'll Be Truthful & Say I Loved Reading Twilight From Bella's P.O.V But That's The Only One That Didn't Make Me Extremely Peeved At The Fictional Character I'm Childish Like That :). So Here Are My Three Points On Why I Don't Like Her. Point One; This Whole Leading Jacob On. Yeah I Know She's Been Ambandoned By Edward Cullen And I Totally Don't Blame Him For It (Way To Go Eddi Boy Jealous Ass Whipe. There's Me Thinking I Could Be Swayed Over To Team Jacob...Pssht As If! Anyways, Point Two; Forgiving Edward Cullen So Easily When He Decided He Couldn't Live With Out You Any More. What Is That All About? Why Didn't you Play On His Emotions A Little Just To Warn Him That Two Can Play The Leaving Game. But noooo! Her Will Crumbled And She Ends Up Flinging HerSelf At Him Even Though She Now Has Feelings For Jacob. Save The Boy Some HeartAche Bella. Get Your Head Sorted On Who You Want To Be With Instead Of USING PLEASE STOP SAYING YOUR UGLY! I know She Doesn't Say Those Pecific Words She's More Like 'Hey I'm Bella With Boring Color Hair And Plan Color Eyes Which Just Makes Me Your Average Joe Even Though Adonis Calls Me Beautiful!' Sheesh You Need To Listen To People When They Ask You Out. There Not Just Asking You Out So They Can Finish There Calculas With you. They Wont Proper Study Time. SomeTimes It Gets Boring To Hear You Say Your Plain Cause Your Obviously Not. Okay That's It And I've jsut Realized I'm Now Actually Saying 'You' Instead Of 'Her'. God I Don;t Think I Could Get Any Sadder. It's Not Like You People know Me Right :) That's It For Now.

FutureCullen'Ox x


(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=4~

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 12~

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

~total so far= 16~

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (but i don't for hard maths, work that out)

~total so far= 20~

(x) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 24~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 29~

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In the Grip of Twilight by Olivia Tannis Moure reviews
Edward kissed my mouth, a quick impulsive kiss, as if branding me, and then he took my wrists and lowered my legs down through the dark hole. “I’ll be right behind you,” he told me, an instant before letting my wrists go. Romance and Suspense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 101,885 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7792 - Favs: 9,616 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Down In Bars and Bathrooms by KelliNicole reviews
Bella has a little rebellious stage when Edward leaves in New Moon. Warning: Drug use, sexual themes, and language! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete