ALERT-PoisonedTampon
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Joined 05-20-09, id: 1941109, Profile Updated: 05-20-09
Author has written 1 story for SpongeBob SquarePants.

CLAIMER: WE OWN EVERYTHING. YOU OWN NOTHING. DEAL WITH IT, FAGGOTS.

Hi my loves! It is I! -turns head dramtically- Poisonetta.
Tampon and I decided to make this FABULOUS joint account!
We made one before, buuuuut uh...We forgot the password...So yeah!
You can find my fictions somwhere.
We will be mainly writing Spongebob and other cartoons. (AKA, we make it into porn and giggle at ourselvess whenever somone spasm's at it.)
But yes, fun fun fun will be made here, as we both write kinky sweaty sexing...Together~ hahaha.
So enjoy, relax, grab a Tampon and stick it up there...But be careful...It could be Poisoned. (Bwahahahahaaha cheese.)
-Poisonetta.

I don't think there's anymore I can add at this point.
But I'm . . . um . . . me. Tampon Masturbation. As you can see, Poisonetta introduced herself first. But . . . but that doesn't mean I'm any less important, does it? (pouts)
Point is, expect some nice rapings up on here. Hell, we're already starting on our first ficcy, so joy to you boys and girls (but mostly boys) (beautiful, beautiful uke boys) (to be raped).
Anyway, feel free to be aflaming us. Like we really care anyway. Hell, people flamed Hitler, too, and look at how he turned ou--er, bad example. Nevermind.

And with that Hitler reference, I bid thee farewell.

-Tampon Masturbation

WARNING: THE PREVIOUS PROFILE CONTAINED FOUL LANGUAGE. DON'T READ IF YOU FIND THAT SORT OF THING OFFENSIVE. QUEER.

Insanely in Love reviews
The world may have thought Squidward was crazy, but it was SpongeBob with the crazed love fixation. Who could blame him for wanting to show SpongeBob just how dangerous love could be? M for rape, gore, language, bunnies, slash, etc. Now complete.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete