Author has written 13 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, 39 Clues, Doctor Who, Protector of the Small Quartet, Ender's Game series, Torchwood, and Sherlock.
AGE: I am somewhere between 10 and 20
LOCATION: FanFiction, duh :)
BOOKS: Mostly fantasy, a few sci-fi and realistic fiction thrown in.
MUSIC: GREEN DAY FOREVER!!!!! I also like Owl City and Taylor Swift and ABBA, with a few Beatles songs.
FAVORITE COLORS: purple-blue-gray, gray (all shades), blue (all shades), purple (most shades), green (a lot of shades), crimson.
LEAST FAVORITE COLORS: neon colors
HOUSE: Hufflepuff. :D
QUOTES AND STUFF:
"You're so completely going to be in Slytherin."
"I'm so completely going to be in Ravenclaw, thank you very much. I only want power so I can get books." - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, by Less Wrong
Ron rolled his eyes. "Why should I? He's just having a go at me."
"No, Ron," Ginny explained patiently, "He's expressing heartfelt sentiment and having a go at you, at the same time. It was brilliant. Now go get it, or I will." - Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery, by semprini
"It's your fault for staring at it."
It was true—James looked at it with round eyes, like a mesmerized and highly confused deer.
"But it's very shiny and therefore it wants me to look at it," James whispered. -The Word Shall Brightly Burn, by GUROLoli
The Slytherins still eyed them like they believed something was going to explode. They had a good reason to, of course. Things tended to explode when the Marauders were involved. -Graduation Marauder Style, by Tash the Traumatized Teapot
"Hermione is the smart one. Ron and Harry saved her from an escaped mountain troll in the castle in their first year—I know, what a cool way to get a girl. Why didn't we think if of that?" -Above and Beyond, by Ginnyjaffa
"I know." he said. "I was working on plans for an ultimate, portable, amazing super weapon. But what would the Kabras want with that?" -What Happens After the Race, by EOUNT (EveryOtherUserNameTaken)
"Who the hell do you think you are, Potter?" -Harry Potter and the Nightmares of the Future Past, by S'TarKan
"Not allowed to turn Harry green. How did we do that? Not a clue, but it was cool. -A Guide To Life By Fred and George Weasley, by BethTheRebel
Must not persuade the House Elves to send the Slytherins broccoli for every meal. I still don't see why we got in trouble for that, the House Elves were already sending them broccoli. Yes, but not only broccoli.
Must not persuade House Elves to send the Slytherins cabbage for every meal.
Must not speak to the House Elves.
Must not communicate with the House Elves in any way. Including written messages, sign language, using a third party to pass anything on and smoke signals.
Must not use smoke signals for any reason whatsoever. I can't believe Hermione told Percy. I can't believe it took her that long to notice her hair was on fire." -A Guide To Life By Fred and George Weasley, by BethTheRebel
In Care of Magical Creatures class, Hagrid expressed disappointment that Dumbledore wouldn't let him show the class a dragon. Instead, he showed them a chimaera, which the book, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, described as, "A vicious, bloodthirsty creature with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a dragon's tail." Again, Hagrid said, "Them're just misunderstood creatures." Harry wondered when the basilisk lesson would be ("Now, don' they have pretty eyes? Everyone look.") -It's for the Best, by witowsmp
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.
Excerpt from a dog's diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.
Day 983 of my captivity.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
Doctor/Master (my top pairing, mostly Simm!Master and Ten or Eleven. However, Five and Ainley!Master is amazing. Even though I've never actually seen any of Classic!Who. Total AMAZINGNESS.)
Doctor/Jack (which can come in so many amazing variations)
Jack/Ianto (despite having only seen, like, two episodes of Torchwood)
Amy/Rory (literally, made for each other.)
Doctor/Amy/Rory (because Amy would totally do this if she had a chance)
Donna/Master (I've read quite a few good ones. Now, if only she had her memories back...)
Harry/Luna (from Harry Potter. Strangely enough, I think that Luna could help keep Harry grounded.)
Sirius/Remus (who are adorable together)
By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,
Let it be known that on the date [insert date here,
Miranda Tam gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was inspired.
Her chosen name is the Poet.
So it was chosen and so it shall be,
The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.
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