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Author has written 11 stories for Bleach, Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Okay, because people kept complaining about my "Ask Norway" fic, I've deleted it from the website. I'm continuing it on my Deviant Art account, so if you still want to ask Norway questions, go here: http:///gallery/#Ask-Norway If you don't have an account, then you can ask questions through PM here. I hope everybody is satisfied now.

Favorite Anime/Manga

Bleach

Axis Powers Hetalia

Shugo Chara!

Fullmetal Alchemist

Soul Eater

Favorite Books:

Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Frankenstein

Dracula

Tamora Pierce

Harry Potter

OTP: IchiRuki (Bleach) and SuFin (APH)

Other favorite pairings

Bleach: Byakuya x Hisana, Hitsugaya x Hinamori, Ishida x Orihime, Nanao x Shunsui, Unohana x Ukitake, Yoruichi x Urahara, Ulquiorra x Orihime

APH: Germany x Italy, US x UK, Austria x Hungary x Prussia, Austria x Switzerland, Chibitalia x HRE, Spain x Romano, Greece x Japan, Poland x Lithuania, Denmark x Norway, France x Everybody (XD)

Shugo Chara!: Amu x Ikuto, Nagihiko x Rima, Yaya x Kukai, Yuu x Yukari

FMA: Roy x Riza

Soul Eater: Soul x Maka, Kid x bilateral symmetry (his one true love)

Favorite Character:

Byakuya and probably Sweden, though I really love all the Nordics!

Favorite Anime Characters:

Bleach: Rukia, Renji, Ichigo, Yachiru, Ukitake, Unohana, Yoruichi, Hitsugaya, Urahara, Nanao, Shunsui, Ikkaku, Ulquiorra (Bleach has a HUGE cast of characters)

APH: EVERY. SINGLE. CHARACTER.

Soul Eater: Stein, Maka, Soul, Tsubaki, Death the Kid

Shugo Chara!: Ikuto, Amu, Kukai, Yoru, and Ikuto's mentor who looks like an older Tadase

FMA: Ed, Riza, Roy, Winry, Al

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You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Fanfiction lemons are a lot like real lemons- both make you gag.

Kon! You can throw him, punch him, and repeatedly bash his head in, and guess what? He's still alive so you can do it the next time he annoys you!

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Ulquiorra says you are trash, and whatever he says GOES!

Why does Byakuya always frown? Because the last time he smiled, Renji had a stroke.

Why does Unohana always smile? Because the last she frowned half of Squad 11 died of fright.

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Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American.

(Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

For Pete's sakes, people, learn tolerance.


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I got bored and decided to design a zanpaku-to for myself. Enjoy!

Name: Mizuhansha (Water Reflection)

Type: Elemental/ Defence

Sealed form: Looks like a normal katana. The handle is light blue and the crossguard is in a whirlwind shape.

Shikai: Release command is Blind them, Mizuhansha. The blade extends and takes on a wavy form. Mizuhansha has the ability to "warp" the water particles in the air around me to reflect light and give it a rippling effect. In this state I'm almost impossible to see. It also deflects all kidou attacks and some physical attacks in the case that someone actually lands a hit.

Bankai: Release command is Bankai: Mizuhansha Tsunami. The blade is the same as it is in Shikai state but an overwhelming amount of particles and reiatsu incapacitates the enemy, making it very difficult to breathe and impossible to see through the blinding flashes of light. The air around me is changed to form a nearly indestructable reiatsu shield.

Spirit: When materialized, has the appearance of young woman with light brown hair, gold highlights, and dark blue eyes. She wears a sleeveless, light blue robe similar to a shinigami uniform, straw sandals, a dark blue obi sash, and a silver bracelet on each wrist (If you make her mad she'll blind you with them. I know from experiance XD).

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A Very Underestimated Emotion by Rockstorm reviews
It was an accident-a mistake. A chemical reaction, spurred by impulsiveness and driven by passion and stupidity. But neither one of them can stop, and now Jacob is making it even deeper and dragging Edward down with him. -Edward/Jacob; Eclipse rewrite-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,242 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Whyntir's Character Dissections: Hetalia series by Whyntir reviews
Hetalia is filled with truck-loads of adorkable, silly characters who represent o0ur countries in the real world. However, since Himaruya gave quite a few of them human names, was there some meaning behind that? What are these characters REALLY like?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,445 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 6/16/2010
Old Spice Hetalia Style by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Each Country takes his/her crack at the "I'm on a Horse" routine. Taking requests. Seventh Chapter Contains: Spain, N Italy, Cuba, New Zealand, and Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Spain, N. Italy
How to Annoy Bleach Characters by ryokablade reviews
Find out the many ways to get on the wrong side of the bleach cast. ON HIATUS PLEASE CHECK CHAPTER 69
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 46,440 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009
Ice and Lion by Candied sweets xD reviews
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are sent on a mission to investigate some 'strange' human activity in Hogwarts. Forced to masquerade as a second year and a teacher, they meet Harry and his gang together, try to get behind the muggle attacking monster.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,690 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Birthday Present series III: Physical Education by Deep Rain reviews
Finland gets a referral, and Germany and Sweden are stuck with thoughts they wish to unthink, or at least optionally un-think when in front of their respective spouses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sweden, Finland
The diary journal of Ulquiorra Cifer by lamekirby reviews
We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ulquiorra
You Know You're Obsessed When by TheTrekkieGirl reviews
I'm not dead! But I have found how fun these are. More to come, and not just for Star Trek! I'm open to suggestions, and I'm SO sorry for leaving for over two months. I'm also bumping up the rating just in case.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Where the Waters Join by Scribbling Shroud reviews
Her serene appearance does not tell all. A collection of oneshots featuring Unohana Retsu, gentle yet feared captain of the Fourth Division. Written for the 50scenes community on Livejournal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,094 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - R. Unohana
Truly, Remarkably, Irrevocably by Rantzilla reviews
Norway's smile is a mystery to Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
A Fairy Tale by sunflower-teas reviews
Exactly that. Kirk and Spock tell a child a fairy tale. Unoriginal titles FTW
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One, Two, Skip a Few by moonlight.gabriel reviews
.:Hitsuhina Oneshot Collection:. Theme 20 - Silence: The deepest feeling always shows itself in silence. Toshiro's not one to talk, but he always manages to get the message across.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,789 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Secret Crowds by glassamilk reviews
Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Dansevise by glassamilk reviews
Norway totally maybe, but not really, rigging the 1963 Eurovision contest to help Denmark not fail for once in his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Matchmaker by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
AU. Being the Head of Research and the Dean of Student Affairs doesn't provide Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Shihoin with enough work, so they've taken on a project or two to keep themselves entertained.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 32,844 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara - Complete
The Rest was History by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
When Francis wandered away from his home, he'd never have imagined that he was about to meet the two people who would someday become the best friends that anyone could ever ask for. Gen!flip and Gakuen AU. Prequel to Tomatita.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/30/2010 - France, Spain - Complete
Of Ice Cream And Norwegians by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
A small drabble for infinitytwice. Country names used, not really anything to warn about 'cept extreme fail. x
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition! by Master Bleach reviews
With Aizen now consatantly getting bashed by everyone, will he go crazy? Will Aizen get his revenge? Did Momo turn on him? Will Hitsugaya regain his sanity? Also...what happened the host of this thing, anyway?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kon, Yoruichi S.
The Long and Winding Road by Demented Inu reviews
50 prompts. 50 ficlets. Pairings include UKUS, PolLiet, FrUK, and others. Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 39,882 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009
The Home Of the Brave by Jay1892 reviews
What England does for America after 9/11. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bleach: Yo Mama by draconichero21 reviews
A collection of statements meant to make fun of, roast, and glorify several Bleach characters. Most statements are done to the same style as Yo Mama jokes. Rating increased because of sexual inneuendos in 2nd chapter
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Dead of Winter by ForeverFalling86 reviews
Hitsugaya is sent to watch over Hogwarts to protect the living's souls from the Dementors while they search for Sirius Black and to learn about the soul eating creatures. But things don't go according to plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,206 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Dolls by Calypso Rose reviews
Grimmjow finds Ulquiorra alone, too far away... somewhere beautiful. Ulquiorra teaches Grimmjow the meaning of a heart, and Grimmjow learns how to cry. "We might be likened to clowns..." Oneshot, angst, slight GrimmUlqui Ulquigrimm GrimmxUlqui UlquixGrimm
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Thoughts on Yaoi by Robias reviews
When things are about to derail as usual during a World Conference, Greece decides to be the hero and save the day for once. Also, don't insult the mastermind behind gay sex. Greece, Japan, all characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Arrancar's Revolt Against Twilight by Bala blaster reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow decide to make an epic fail journal and filled it with the many epic fails of Twilight. Meanwhile, Lilynette rants about how Twilight fails to a twihard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Romantic Dinner? by Winter's Dance reviews
Denmark finds out that maybe he's not being romantic enough to win Norway's heart, so he tries his best! However, it seems like Sealand has other plans... Hijinks and fluff! DenmarkxNorway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Denmark, Norway
Football or Football? by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
England and Germany are just going to have a friendly football game. Why is America so convinced that England is going to get himself killed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/10/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Information Gathering by The Laughing Phoenix reviews
Unohana Retsu has been a captain of the Gotei 13 for longer than anyone but Yamamoto. Thus, there is little in Soul Society she does not hear about. A fourth division tribute.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - R. Unohana - Complete
iHate Twilight by iSamPuckett reviews
“I mean, I’d date you before I’d date Robert Pattinson! Hell, I’d date FREDDIE before I date him!” Carly's watching Twilight. Sam hates Twilight. What conversations can arise from this? Very minor Seddie and Cam, drabble, no flames.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
A Guide for Bleach Addicts by Siphor reviews
Sixty-three different signs of Bleach overdose. Think you're an addict?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Chat by Kaden Frontae reviews
After another routine assembly, Finland decides to give AIM a try. And so does Sweden. still sucking at summaries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Crouching Tigress, Hidden Manta Ray by VioTanequil reviews
Wallflower is not a term you would want to use with Unohana Retsu, Captain of the Fourth Division and a very, very formidable warrior.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2009 - R. Unohana - Complete
Letters From the Gotei 13 by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
The Captains and Vice Captains pass notes at meetings. Mysteriously, all of their conversations are exactly 100 words long. Humorous letter-drabbles from the author of Bleach Soup.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
The Pon Farr Paradigm by Nocturnias reviews
Sheldon thinks he is going through a pon farr and decides he must mate. Sheldon/Penny FRIENDSHIP, not romance. If you do not know what pon farr is, you need to watch the classic Star Trek episode "Amok Time."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Hide and Go Seek! by feronia.wings reviews
The Gotei 13 are thrown into chaos when Yachiru wants to play hide and go seek! Follow the shinigami as they play for the "super duper amazingly awesome prize!"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,014 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Tea for Two by copycattacypoc reviews
Aizen humors Unohana over a cup of tea. Unohana humors Aizen over...something else. Deception is a game that requires two players.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - S. Aizen, R. Unohana - Complete
Good Things Come to Those Who Sparkle by Alliriyan reviews
Edward may be far too mysterious to answer them, but that doesn't stop Bella having plenty of questions about the inner workings of these modern vampires she's fallen in with. Warning: indiscriminate bashing of all things Twilight. Let the hatemail begin
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Can You Pass the Salt? by Tanya Tsuki reviews
It's just a normal day for the Nations...until Sweden speaks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Amazing Prussia and the Automatic Doors by luffyluffy reviews
Prussia thinks he's so awesome that doors open for him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Bleach Soup by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
True drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Multiple pairings and genres.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Yours Truly, Byakuya by oshare-banchou reviews
A private entry from Byakuya's journal sheds some light on Seireitei's latest scandal. Byakuya reminds you to read at your own risk. Humor/friendship; pairings as you will.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Rukia K., Byakuya K.
Michael by Nausicaa Smith reviews
The Vizard mourn the King of Pop.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Hiyori S., Shinji H.
50 Ways To Torment Byakuya Kuchiki by Leaf-san reviews
I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
50 Ways to Harass Sosuke Aizen by Leaf-san reviews
The title says it all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Get Out Of My Head! by DarkPhoenixSlash reviews
Renji/Byakuya was in a convoluted situation. Rukia/His sister had been kidnapped. He had ignored his duties as a lieutenant/captain to go rescue her. And he certainly did not enjoy sharing his/a body with another conscious! Pairings revealed later.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Byakuya's Problem by GrnEydDvl reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya had a problem. It wasn’t really that serious of a problem, but it was a problem nonetheless. He had injured his foot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
In Which America Says Something Really Mature by Serii-pyon reviews
Alfred says something 'mature'. Alfred is bored and thinks about what courage means. Written for the us/uk LJ comm. Prompt: True courage. US UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Life is a Ball by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
-AU- After the car crash that killed his parents, Hitsugaya has to come to terms with their death while dealing with a whole new life and a whole new school. -Chapter fic. Ukitake and Hitsugaya centric. NO pedophile!Ukitake. Pairings later on.-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
America, are you Sparkling? by Lucorinth the Ripper reviews
The effect of popular books on the US and the UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Halcyon Days by VraieEsprit reviews
Byakuya and Ukitake omake set the day after the showdown on Soukyoku Hill. Ukitake visits Byakuya in 4-Bantai and remembers another time long ago when they met under much more innocent circumstances. NB Best read AFTER chap 24 of Rain Dragon . Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
When BLEACH characters read BLEACH fanfiction by Squeakychiona reviews
This is what happens when the characters of BLEACH read the BLEACH fanfictions. A lot of scarring and emotional damage. Some crack, some thought. It all starts when a curious soul reaper discovers the internet. Read and Review Please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
Enemy In Soul Society by xCleverFox reviews
AU. There is a traitor in the Seireitei and that person wants Toushirou Hitsugaya dead. After a near fatal attack, Hitsugaya and his friends must find the person, or persons, responsible and stop them. First in the Enemies Within Series. Please R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,155 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Just A Friendly Chat by VioTanequil reviews
When Kenpachi starts to get concerned about Yachiru, who's the first person he asks? Rated T for Language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2008 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Scar by VioTanequil reviews
Byakuya was not always as emotionless and placid as he appeared to be, and Ukitake could still remember the one time he had met the young Kuchiki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Another 10 reasons by phoenix-aerith reviews
Sequel to 10 reasons. Ichigo has news to break to Byakuya...and its payback time, too...[ichiruki...hints of it]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
10 reasons by phoenix-aerith reviews
Byakuya gives 10 reasons why he will not approve of the relationship between Ichigo and Rukia...[ichiruki, hints of ByakuyaHisana] twoshot, as requested!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Voodoo Aizen by UchuRyokuo reviews
Random boredom oneshot: A boy finds a doll in the snow and tortures it, meanwhile in another universe, Aizen has medical issues. Rated for whatever Aizen goes through
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
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Home Away From Scandinavia reviews
The last place Johanna wants to be is here, at a girls' boarding school far away from home with nobody but her antisocial sister and an annoying Dane to keep her company. Gakuen Hetalia genflip AU. Yuri. Main pairings are DenNor and SuFin, T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Ulquiorra's Trashy Book Review reviews
Ulquiorra has been forced by Aizen to write a book report for Twilight. Now with Grimmjow's chapter and a Harry Potter feature!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Bleach: The Brotherhood reviews
Sequel to Juusanbantai Fukutaicho. Ichigo and Byakuya both have sibling problems- Rukia is the newly promoted Thirteenth Division vice-captain, and Karin wants to be a Shinigami. Can an unlikely alliance between the two somehow create a solution?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
America's Evil Twin reviews
The constant political struggles are literally ripping America in two. Now he has a war on his hands induced by a mysterious man who won't quit until at least one of them is dead. Civil War. Confederate!OC. Rated for later violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2010 - America
Bring Me to Life reviews
Ulquiorra's soul briefly comes to visit Ichigo in order to get the answers he wants before his spirit is reincarnated. Based loosely on the song Bring Me to Life by Evanescence. NOT YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K. - Complete
Overreaction reviews
Toshiro and Momo argue over the definition of a five-syllable word. HitsuHina if you want it that way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
If Twilight was real reviews
A poem about what would happen if the world of Twilight came alive.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009
Juusanbantai Fukutaicho reviews
The Winter War is over and Ukitake has decided to promote Rukia to vice-captain. The only thing left to do is convince Byakuya to let her have the position. That shouldn't be too hard- right? Wrong.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,691 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Bet reviews
In an attempt to spare Ichigo some pain, Ukitake makes a bet with Rukia that she can't go a week without insulting, yelling at, and/or physically attacking him. It doesn't go exactly as planned. IchiRuki if you want it that way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Signs of the Apocalypse reviews
Sequel-ish to Moment in History, set after Shinigami Cup 113. Renji's reaction to Byakuya's first joke. Crack. No pairings, NO yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Moment in History reviews
Renji's reaction to Byakuya's first smile. I decided to write an ending because I thought the episode stopped rather abruptly. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete