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Joined 05-20-09, id: 1941409, Profile Updated: 08-10-09
Author has written 5 stories for Criminal Minds.

My name is Lena

I live in America

I like: chocolate, reading, collecting stuff animals, shirts with crazy sayings on them, getting fake flowers, ice cream, coca-cola with vanilla, and making art (even though I'm not that good at it.)

I dislike: cooked brocolli, snobs, brats, skirts, dresses, hypocrites, wrestling, spiders, and high heels.

As everyone can tell from my stories my favorite character in Criminal Minds is Dr. Spencer Reid.

I get weird looks from my friends because I don't wear Ambrocrombie and Fitch ( I think that's how you spell it. If not, don't hurt me.), or American Eagle. It's not because mostly preppy people get their clothes from there it's because their stuff is ugly. It's eather to bright for my taste or to white.

My liking of music goes all over the place. I like Rock, Country, Eighties Hair Bands, Pop, some R&B and Rap (but not much), and some Classical music.

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Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Hit and Run by lifelesslyndsey reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It Had to Be Her by MrsJacobBlack9999 reviews
Set in New Moon. After the slap, Paul phases in front of Bella and things take a turn for the worse. Or do they? IMPRINT STORY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,176 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Bella, Paul
Shipwrecked by Animegirl1331 reviews
AU New Moon Ending. The Cullen's are in Italy by the time the Volturi let Bella, Alice, and Edward leave. They take a cruise instead of a plane. A vampire and a human are stuck together when their cruise ship sinks. Guess who.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Blood Dance by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,347 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
A Legal Romance by YaDiva reviews
Sequel to A Political Romance. As Kurt and Blaine graduate college, new challenges await. Can loving Kurt calm dark and twisted Blaine? Features consensual slave/master relationship. Not BDSM. Rated M for gay sex, smut, rape, language and abuse triggers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 216,454 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hideaway by astarte-lydianna reviews
Bella misses the Cullen's and keeps going back to the house, one day she gets the courage to go inside, she finds it unlocked and furniture isn't the only thing the Cullen's have left behind. Can two broken people save each other?Bella/Jasper Re-written!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,408 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Hearts Ever Right by Untamed Loner reviews
Paul and Bella have moved in together and are enjoying being together as mates. Fate has finally dealt them a good hand. At least until some unwanted guests show up. But despite everything, Paul knows one thing will always remain constant and that is HER.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Paul's Girl by SweetAsHuney reviews
Takes place in New Moon. After Paul imprints on Bella they become close. But how will they fare when the Cullen Family comes back? Will Paul be able to keep Bella's heart or does she still belong to a vampire? M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,118 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Paul, Bella - Complete
Silhouettes by D3c0d3x reviews
After Edward & Jacob both leave Bella, she decides to get proactive and go out. She stumbles off stage into the arms of a certain werewolf. Set in New Moon with some changes. Mostly canon couples. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,173 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Butterfly by Little Miss Mionie reviews
What if Parvati didn't want to go dancing with that boy from Beauxbatons, and dragged Harry onto the dance floor instead? A simple action leads them both into a much darker destiny filled with romance, danger and prophetic visions. AU, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,929 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4559 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Hothead and His Imprint by Sabi'sSookie reviews
A hot-headed wolf and a broken girl. The confrontation between Bella and the wolves takes a different turn. Can a vampire-hating werewolf love a vampire-loving human? Even if she's his imprint?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,676 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Xanadu by Alara reviews
ROMY. Rogue is captured by Trask & is experimented on extensively. Remy's a prisoner too; they escape. Xmen think she's dead, she thinks they abandoned her. Craziness ensues. Not HC, it really has a plot! Not as angsty as Ch 1 might lead you to believe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,926 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Take Your Dad to Work Day by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The BAU takes on the case of someone in D.C. beating men to death and scattering their shattered hearts around them. Meanwhile, William Reid shows up and refuses to leave without clearing the air. Semi-Reid-Centric/Case-fic
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,160 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Hats by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Henry Spencer was an idiot. Spoiler...Takes place after Shawn got shot. Pleaz R&R!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Second Chance by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid and Hotch attend a meeting held by the BAU's own Cheif Strauss. Of course, the meeting turns out to be much more interesting than your average cooperate get-together. Er, better than it sounds? Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Pillow by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid needs a pillow. : Pleaz R&R!"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Saviors by the-vampire-act reviews
Hotch and Rossi must call in for help when the team is kidnapped. CHARACTER DEATH please r&r!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,775 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Reid runs in to one of his old high school class mates and is pleased with the way things turned out. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
I Know You Know But You're Not Telling the Truth by windscryer reviews
“Call me Shawn. I think it would be awkward for us to remain formal considering we almost entered into an extortion agreement just now.” No slash.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - S. Reid, Shawn S. - Complete
Cookies by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Garica wouldn't let Reid have any cookies. Morgan/Reid. Please R&R! Pure fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Visions of Psychicness by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT Reid goes to dramatic measure to make Rossi believe Shawn is a real psychic. Please R&R!"
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - S. Reid, Shawn S. - Complete
Running by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT! Even Reid needs some one to run to. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/12/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Ten Rules by kdzl reviews
Hotch makes a little visit to Will and lays down the law. JJ/Hotch. Oneshot. Post Mayhem
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Something Special by the-vampire-act reviews
Oneshot. Reid thinks about calling Austin. Garcia helps him out. Please r&r! no GARCIAxREID intended
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Just How I Like It by Unknown-Bliss reviews
Morgan brings Garcia a cup of coffee. Of course Garcia has an appropriate response. M/G friendship fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2009 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Two Line Vocabulary by AiyanaStone reviews
A little game in the BAU. Two line vocabulary, Criminal Minds style!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Rock Star by ThnksFrThMmrs87 reviews
After Hotch dresses down the Defense Attorney is Tabula Rasa, Reid can't help but admire his boss's handy work
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13551 - Favs: 7,773 - Follows: 6,457 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Heir of Blood by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
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What? reviews
Reid is finally getting over Rebecca. So what will happen when the team has to go to Texas and Reid has to go undercover, especially when he meets the only person who has ever beaten him at shooting.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Reid
vacation time reviews
the team gets to go on vacation. rossi, reid, emily, garcia, and morgan all go to georgia to relax together. what can go wrong with that?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Why? reviews
What if Reid was good at shooting at one point, but something in his past made him afraid of guns. The team discovers a secret past of their youngest member that could change their future forever.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Who am I? reviews
When Reid gets kidnapped he looses his memory and runs away. He meets Austin and starts a life with her. With her help he finds out who he is. 52 pickup never happened
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - S. Reid
The Woods reviews
Reid goes to Texas to find out why people are dissapearing when Lila calls him. It soon turns into something that is so much bigger then just a few people dissapearing. It's a fight to stay alive and Reid finds out how tough he really is.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - S. Reid - Complete