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Me in a nutshell> I'm the sort of person that you would think was normal until you started talking to me. Its not that I'm insane, well it kinda is, I just don't care about looking weird. To tell you the truth normal people kind of make me feel uncomfortable... It does sort of annoy me though when people tell me I should go to a mental hospital, especially when those people are foreign exchange students. >.
So, yo. I don't know what to say. I've lost my thrill for fanfiction. It no longer holds anything for me. Not the pre-used characters, semi interesting plots or anything really. Not reading fanfiction or writing it. My love was a caged bird that had never felt the breath of wind beneath its wings. Now it has been let out of the cage and learned to fly and, as thus, flew far away from fanfiction. Instead it flew to the endless reach of sky where anything was possible. It learned to make its own fun with only the clouds of its imagination. And as such, I have turned to original fiction. My own stories. I have given them wind under their wings and they have begun to fly. My characters, my poor unfortunate children with an exceptionally loving and terribly cruel mother, have grown and blossomed into something I am proud of. I do not love them as such that I would treat them kindly, but I love them in the way they act according to the terrible circumstances their mother has put them through. I admire them as much as for their flame of life as for the sad and beautiful silence they bring with their death. Their complete and perfectly faultful existance strikes a chord with me and has allowed me to make them into hideous, and thus beautiful, characters. I wish to spend more time with my children that I brought into the world and the lands that together we created. Lands of hideous beauty.
*END OF IMPORTANT NOTICE*
Once Upon a Destiny: Off hiatus! Soon. Sorry, I'm not a miracle worker. I need to reread the book as I read it years ago. BUT, I was inspired by the wonderful internet and a lovely review by TheUno--something. O.o It made me laugh. Anyways, back off hiatus! Mostly because I'll feel terrible leaving a public piece of writing unfinished. I should have at least 50 000 words to it before I abandon it...
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
If you ever spent your afternoon, reading (inheritance cycle) stories, even when you know that you have a test tomorrow, copy this into your profile.
If you were said to be funny, even when you tried to stay serious copy this to your profile.
If you often wish that you had a dictionary to the other gender, copy this to your profile.
If you are an AryaEragon fan, copy this to your profile.
If you sing when you dance, copy this to your profile.
If you feel that you are obsessed with fruits, (and you start to feel like a rabbit) copy and paste this to your profile.
If people often can't decide if you are kidding or not, copy this to your profile.
If you are moody, and everyone knows it about you,c.t.t.y.p
If you love Pizza, copy this to profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)
You Know You're an Author If:
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')
Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.
You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.
That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.)
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
16 Ways to Relieve Stress:
1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.
2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.
3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.
5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.
7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.
10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.
11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.
13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.
14.write a short story using alphabet soup.
15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.
16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
Con is the opposite of pro, so Congress the opposite of progress.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Dont upset me im running out of places to put the bodies.
I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
My personal motto, ‘If you can’t beat them, join them; if you can’t join them, kill them; if you can’t kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!”
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Caution! Blonde thinking.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Simplicity killed the cat--Curiosity was framed.
A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Normal people make good pets.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-is the fear of long words
Death is God's way of saying, 'You're fired!' with no second chance. Suicide is humanity's way of saying, 'You can't fire me! I quit!
Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.
Join The Army! Journey to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If a person with multiple personalities decides to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
What does OK actually mean?
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Jamie is like a slinkie... basically useless.. but yet so amusing to watch him fall down stairs!!
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
The voices in my head are telling me I will get back to you as soon as they are done with me.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if its your last day.
LIFE is too SHORT to WAKE UP in the morning with REGRETS. So LOVE the people who TREAT you RIGHT, FORGET about the ones who DON'T. BELIEVE that EVERYTHING happens for a REASON. If you get a CHANCE, TAKE IT. If it changes your LIFE than LET IT. NOBODY said it'd be EASY, they just PROMISED that it'd be WORTH IT!
If you read all that you need to get a life.
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